#wacky headcanons

[gert-the-disaster]

what’s the matter is he stupid?? (haha did this fnaf challenge cause it looked real funny)

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[turtleblogatlast]

Imagine if when Leo first starts teleporting, the feeling of rematerializing feels like your limbs going to sleep.

He doesn’t notice the consequences at first because to start he’s always zipping around in the air and adrenaline makes him miss the discomfort, but once things are a lot less hectic and he tries to do a casual teleport he immediately falls on his face, his legs completely asleep.

He jokes that he’s gotta wait for the rest of him to catch up (and he doesn’t know it, but he’s right. Without the adrenaline of a big fight some molecules lag a little, he’s literally not completely present.)

[cryran88]

This scene is so funny and has a lot of interesting headcanon opportunities when you think deeply about it. Let me just list some details:

Reigen is holding this pistol with 100% perfect grip and form. He is not nervous at all, his eyes are trained on the boss as a target, and his form remains perfect even as he pulls the trigger. He does not falter.

Now, something thing to keep in mind is that citizens cannot own guns in Japan. Only military and police are able to. [Sure, airsoft guns are legal (they were actually invented in Japan!) but I doubt Reigen was an airsoft kid who practiced it like a religion.]

Which leads to the question: Why is Reigen perfectly trained in handling a firearm?

The simple (boring) answer is obvious: it’s an intense moment of an anime. Of course they aren’t gonna draw Reigen handling a gun poorly—that wouldn’t be cool and it would take away the seriousness of the moment.

But that’s the boring answer. We wanna make this FUN.

Maybe Reigen has experience with guns because his father is more than just a “civil servant?” Maybe Reigen has had another job in the past—one that he isn’t keen on talking about? Maybe—

There are so, so, so many possibilities. I encourage anyone and everyone to explore them in their head. OR, if you’re feeling generous, share them aloud! I’d love to hear them!

[a-dumbo-octopus]

Someone's got a few too many secrets...

[saltygilmores]

Feeling the We Never Got To See Jess and Rory At Prom Blues looking at this picture of Milo and Alexis all dolled up :-(

[ya-boi-haru]

I was about to make a post on my theory/headcannon that pre-fallen world Quixis actually dabbled in multiverse stuff and they (in sherb fashion) flew too close to the sun and everything went so wrong...

But sherbs aren't usually the ones with world experimentation? (I'm not up-to-date on many other smps so I could be wrong)

But to my very limited knowledge, it's normally a Rae who is invested in other world stuff?

So new theory:

It's was Quixis' Rae who went too deep in world -> multiverse travel and Quixis got caught in a cross fire??

Or playing on the idea that Quixis is doing this for their Rae/family/world??

Maybe Quixis and Rae fought and caused something to happen - Sherbs and Raes apparently have a theme of not always being healthy???

[some-pers0n]

Every once in a while I think about the ship I've been obsessed over for close to two years now and feel like I'm ascending to another plane of reality. Like sometimes you just encounter a ship that hits every single mark and is perfect in every regard and you're left stunned how something like that can even exist

[raycatz]

I've been playing Oracle of Seasons and I love that part of dungeon solutions has been using trampolines to move between floors.

You know those videos where a bunch of friends will work together to bounce one person like dozens of feet into the air? Imagine that but LU (works for other Links Meets too) and that this is the solution to the dungeon room. The chain walk into a room with a floor that has a give to it. There's a platform a fair ways up (with a switch that can't be seen from the floor) and nothing else. (and while Time is worried about bosses like bongo bongo) the lads realize that the solution is Bounce That Boy! (btbs would be funny but this is just with the trampoline, yeah? xD )

Dungeon puzzle designs that need all nine people to work together! Who are we bouncing? Given a Link's propensity for backflips I think this activity would include a good deal of laughter and showing off.

[seagullcharmer]

he's my favourite disney princess

[moss-on-a-pebble]

your atla swap au has me in its clutches. SO MUCH difference SO MUCH to think about !!! I would LOVE to hear some of your headcanons and how you feel the world has changed based on this swap 👀👀👀👀 I am STARVING and what you're serving is DIVINE

I’m glad you like it so much! As for the changes and headcanons this au provides, I have quite a few.

Zuko really wants to help his sister, but it’s very hard with his father looming over his shoulder 24/7 and he’s scared he’ll go back to being the ‘lucky to be bron’ failure of a prince. Azula just thinks he wants to humiliate her more and refuses his help. He’s also still the awkward teen we all know and love, but don’t fuck with him cuz he’s twice as terrifying in this au (yes he does have blue fire like canon Azula).

Despite his more gentle nature he becomes progressively more violent towards his sister as the story goes on. Eventually, after everyone’s betrayed him, he goes into his breakdown and believes everyone he’s ever known was just using him for their own gain.

Azula is also quite similar to her canon, plus a little crankiness and less confident. I didn’t really know what to do with her hair that didn’t make it look cursed so I kinda just left it like that for now😭

She’s much less homicidal than her canon counterpart, but she’s still not afraid to kill a man. She also becomes besties with Toph cuz I think those two would be good friends if they got along. But her true best friend is Ty Lee (they have a much stronger and healthier bond in this au), who eventually betrays Zuko first at the boiling rock before Mai joins her.

Lu Ten is pretty much like Iroh, because he’s trying his best to be just like his father and a good brotherly figure towards his cousins. He’s the only family Azula ever felt truly close to.

I’m still working on this au but this is pretty much all the important stuff for now!

(Edit: btw if anyone has any suggestions on what to add don’t hesitate to tell me)

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

watching fandaniel go is wild because he is just [vestibular stims] [vestibular stims] [vestibular stims] [vestibular stims] and yeah man that's a mood

[mr-stottlemonk]

made a timeline for monk tv for the folks cause it makes no sense sometimes.

[more in the tags]

[update: stottlemeyer's timeline found here]

[cobblestone-butch]

sorry for being supremely offline btw my home life is *big cartoon mallet bonk noise* *explosion noise that lasts way too long* *baby crying noise* but the real tragedy is the 'ore snatcher debacle but I added ace attorney sounds to it' video that I haven't made because everything is metaphorically on fire

[writebackatya]

trick or treat!!!

Treat! Here’s a headcanon I have about pre-canon Gyro

DuckTales (2017) Headcanon:

Della Duck was the first friend Gyro had in Duckburg

From the snippets we got about Della and Gyro’s relationship, we can tell these two have had quite a history together. Della has spoken quite a bit of disdain for the know-it-all but I’m sure there’s a friendship underneath all that. One that I think Della started

Now here’s the thing about Della and Gyro’s back and forth, no matter what happens I believe Della is always the one to start shit; both the good and the bad

Now picture this. Gyro has just been hired by Scrooge McDuck fresh after all that shit that went down in Tokyolk

He’s a stranger in Duckburg

Not much known about him except that he’s a crazy coot

Even the Duck Twins aren’t sure what to make of him

From what he has heard about Gyro, Donald doesn’t want anything to do with him (at first), because he thinks Gyro is a crazy mad scientist

Della hears Donald’s take on Gyro and immediately goes “AWESOME! Uncle Scrooge has just hired a mad scientist who will make us heat rays, ice rays, and all other kinds of rays if we ask him because he works for our uncle now!!”

She then rushes to Gyro’s lab to introduce herself

And is quick to learn he’s nothing like the mad scientist she pictured in her mind

But they hit things off pretty well

Thus started this friendship of utter disdain for one another

[emotionaldepravity]

Ghuhhh Alcryst brainrotter here again ur bio says nsfw on the blog but ur pinned post didn't specify anything so uhhhuhhhh can I get uhhhh Alcryst nsfw headcanons IF NOT THAT'S OKAY SORRY FOR BEING AWKWARD LMAO *disintegrates*

Its okay! Alcryst is so fire. I am happy to write for him. This is post-war obviously so he is an adult.

NSFW Warning

-Alcryst is constantly surprised that you would want him sexually. He feels inadequate, inexperienced, and idiotic whenever he tries to initiate anything. It doesn't help that when he wants you, he gets extreamly bashful.

-Whenever you are focused on pleasuring him, he begs you to switch places.

"It should be m-me, helping you, my love. You shouldn't waste so much of your energy on me."

-As a Brodian prince, he has a decent amount of stamina for multiple rounds. However, he doesn't really have the experience to keep himself from coming as soon as he gets close.

-He'd be apologizing profusely as soon as he cums on your hand after only a few good pumps or on your chest if you are fucking/pegging him.

-If he is inside you, he is able to hold himself back a bit better due to his feelings of inadequacy ruling his brain. He tells himself, 'who would ever want his cum inside of him.' Him edging himself unknowingly means that he gets very in the zone. That's when you can hear him moan the most unabashedly.

-He would rather be degraded than praised even in bed. Praise makes him feel worse and takes him out of the mood for the most part. In fact, it would feel better to him if you just ordered him around the whole time like he was just meant for your pleasure. It keeps him out of his head if you're the one thinking for him.

-As he becomes more experienced, he is more open to expressing his boundaries. He might think that he is okay with everything as long as you want it, but that obviously isn't true. For example, he likes to be tied up, but he doesn't like seeing you that way.

-His dirtiest desire would be for you to roleplay being Diamant's lover that he is stealing away. He would NEVER admit it to anyone and would deny it if you ever brough it up. However, if you came up with the idea yourself then maybe it might happen~