#waaaaaah cry cry sob

[azhdarchidae]

I wish i knew more goths my age irl :<

[chilschuck]

Just a tumbleweed anon rolling in to let you know that I enjoy and think your writing is amazing. I'm glad to see I'm not the only Chilchuck fan out here. Also, your self insert and art style are adorable! I'm only mildly jealous of the way you do lighting. Anyway was just hoping to leave you a little compliment to brighten your day, hope you are doing well and taking care of yourself!

`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ AAAAAA ANON THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER!!! (;;;w;;;) thank you so so much for all your compliments and kind words!!! this literally made me smile so big and made my week!!! <33333 it makes me so unbelievably happy that so many of you enjoy my writing and even my insert!!! WAHHHHHH

i hope you are doing well and taking care of yourself too!!! stay safe and lots of love to you!!! i’m on my way to my vacation spot for the week so hopefully i’ll have some time to write something for you lovely people!! (and maybe even doodle!!) <3333

[girl-hobbit]

literally crying rn. i've been typing something up for hours now but when i took a phone call and exited the app it all DELETED im actually tearing up :(

sob sob sob

i literally feel like this image

it was so detailed and i worked so hard!!! 😭😭😭

[poltergeist-coffee]

no don't shake me I just woke up 😭😭😭 /j

and if phil finds the vial again hidden in the pages of the book after the incident and wonders that if he drank it maybe it would reverse the effects of the scale, if maybe it would give his memories back

he almost does it, the vial pressed to his lips, but then he thinks of forever. how even while he longs to be human again, he wouldn't be able to handle the heartbreak on forevers face when he finds out. he thinks again about how forever would still tell him to do it because he knows it would make phil happy

unfortunately it's not just forever who loves to a fault

because he too will do anything to make his love happy, and if that means having a few gaps in his memory for the time being than so be it

"hes worth it"

the vial is dumped onto the pages of the book, smudging the ink

and maybe it's selfish, and maybe it's cruel to erase the pages, but he can't let forever know.

forever can never know phil threw out his only shot to become human again just because he couldn't bare to see forever upset

phils starting to think that maybe forever isnt the selfish one

-🪶

i’m throwing u out the window

[blackstarising]

anyways. i saw luca finally

[eggsinthewind]

EVERYONE LISTEN TO BE MY LOVE BY INDIGO DE SOUZA

[amorest-viesse]

[Fluttering Locks of Milk Tea] - Rustica SSR Card Story Translation

Ft. Mithra and Akira

Thank you @/optimismisgone on Twitter for the raws!

The Mandrotus’ Wish - Chapter 1*

[Doctor Dolce’s Forest]

Chocolates to my right. Chiffon cakes piled to my left. The smell of fresh fruits wafting down from above—.

No matter where I turned, there was something delicious to greet me within Doctor Dolce’s forest.

As its bewitching sweetness hounded my senses, I was suddenly struck with the soothing scent of black tea.

Rustica: My apologies, Master Sage. I do hope you weren’t waiting for too long. I just wanted to let you know that the tea is ready. I believe you’ll find it quite apt for our surroundings.

Akira: Thank you so much, Rustica. Wow… It smells incredible.

Earlier, Rustica had set up a tea party for us. Lifting my freshly brewed cup of tea, I took a sip.

*clink*

Akira: …It tastes delicious. There’s just something about it that really calms your nerves.

Rustica: I’m glad you like it.

Rustica: I chose this blend because I thought it’d pair well with the tantalizing sweetness of this forest.

Akira: Ooh, I see now. I feel like it makes a great palate cleanser for all this sugar.

Rustica: Oh? It seems we’ll need another teacup.

Rustica smiled at someone behind me. Curious, I turned around to see Mithra standing before me.

Mithra: Are the two of you having a snack as well?

*crash*

Akira: Whoa…!

With a loud thud, Mithra haphazardly dumped everything in his arms upon the table.

Rustica: That’s quite a bounty you’ve collected. Are these some kind of fruit?

Akira: D- Don’t they look more like candy…?

Mithra: Don’t ask me. I found them growing around the area, so I picked a few… Munch.

Akira: S- Should you really be eating that without knowing what it is?

Akira: They seem kind of dangerous and the color looks off…

Mithra: Well, I suppose my throat is a bit itchy and there’s been a voice wailing in my stomach for some time now, but other than that, I’m perfectly fine.

Akira: That’s what you call “fine”!?

Rustica: I think it’s wonderful that you can cherish all sorts of foods. Cheers to your strong digestive system.

Rustica: I wonder if that voice in your stomach will sing for us.

Mithra: Maybe. In any case, it’s rather irritating, so please do something about it for me.

Rustica and I brought our ears close to Mithra’s stomach and listened.

*cackling*

Akira: Huh… It does sound like something is crying in there…

Mithra: Crying? If anything, it’s laughing at me.

Rustica: Hmm, I hear it as sobbing as well. However, I believe the voice is coming from someplace outside of Mithra’s stomach.

Mithra & Akira: Where…?

The Mandrotus’ Wish - Chapter 2

Candy Fruit: Wahhh… Wahhhhh… I’m gonna rot right off this braaaaanch….

Akira: (I—Is that fruit… crying?)

Walking towards the sound of the voice, I found myself in front of a quivering piece of fruit dangling from the branch of a tree.

Unlike the other firm, pink fruits around it, this one had turned a rusty brown, its soft, mushy skin collapsing in on itself.

Rustica: I take it you’re the source of the crying.

Candy Fruit: And you are…

Mithra: Oh wait, isn’t this a mandrotus fruit?

Akira: Are you familiar with them?

Rustica: I hear they’re a rather intriguing fruit that’ll call out to unassuming travelers, inviting them to take a bite.

Rustica: However, this is the first time I’ve seen one in such low spirits.

Akira: Even comparing it to the other fruits here, it’s the only one that’s like that.

Rustica: Pray tell—why do you cry so?

Candy Fruit: Waaaah… I’ve become too ripe and now no one wants to eat meeeeee.

Candy Fruit: I keep begging and begging, but no one will stop…

Candy Fruit: All I ever wanted was to be eaten, but at this rate, all I’m good for is rotting and splatting into a pile of mush on the forest flooooor…. Waaaaaah…

The fruit’s desperate cries were full of devastation; it yearned to fulfill its life’s purpose, no matter how short and fleeting.

Akira: You’ll be happy if someone eats you, right? In that case, I can…

Mithra: Do you wish to die?

Akira: Huh?

Rustica: I admire your kindness, Master Sage, but as one of your wizards, I must stop you here.

Akira: Why…?

Rustica: They say a single taste will grant you beautiful hallucinations beyond your wildest dreams…

Rustica: However, in exchange, you’ll grow progressively weaker until you become nothing but the shell of a person.

Akira: N- No way…

Akira: (All I wanted was to grant its wish…)

Rustica: It’s truly a pity that such an earnest wish leads to nothing but great tragedy.

Rustica placed his hand on his chest and mournfully sighed.

Candy Fruit: Waaaaah, this really is the end for me…!

Mithra: What a nuisance.

Mithra: Why don’t I eat you now and shut you up for good? I’ve always wanted to see the effects of a mandrotus fruit in any case.

Candy Fruit: Y- you will!?

Mithra: If I find it displeasing, I’ll simply vomit you back out.

Akira: H- Hold on, Mithra! As much as I want to fulfill its wish…

Akira: (It’s still dangerous even if this is nothing out of the ordinary for him.)

Involuntarily, I look towards Rustica for help. Meeting my eyes, he graces me with a soft and gentle smile.

Rustica: I’ll be the one to eat it.

The Mandrotus’ Wish - Chapter 3

Mithra: You know what’ll happen if your magic is too weak, don’t you?

Akira: Can’t we think of another solution!?

Rustica: I humbly ask that the two of you trust me.

Rustica: As for you, I believe there are no objections?

Candy Fruit: …

Rustica gently reached for the mandrotus fruit as it nodded happily, entrusting itself to his tender care.

*pluck*

Rustica: Unfortunately, you’ll lose consciousness after I eat you. However, there is no need to worry.

Rustica: You will live on as a part of me.

Rustica: From now on, we’ll be able to dance and sing as one… That’s the kind of splendid life you’ll lead.

Candy Fruit: I see… Thank you.

The mandrotus fruit gave us one last smile before silently vanishing into Rustica’s mouth.

*crunch*

Rustica: …

Looking up at the empty sky, Rustica’s face suddenly relaxed.

Akira: Rustica… are you alright?

Rustica: …Very much so. It tasted absolutely divine.

Akira: I- I’m glad…

Mithra: Huh. I suppose it wasn’t a particularly strong poison if it had no effect on you.

Rustica: Well, I’ve felt as if I’ve been wandering in a beautiful dream for some time now. Don’t you think the scenery before us is lovely? Oh how I wish we could stay here even longer.

Akira: But what about the effects of the fruit?

Rustica: Ah, I suppose there is a difference between hallucinating a forest and being in one. 

Mithra: *sigh* If it isn’t poisonous, then there’s nothing left for me to do here.

Mithra: I could be spending time looking for more potent sweets to use in a spell.

*footsteps leaving*

Akira: I’m glad nothing happened to you, Rustica, but, why didn’t anything happen?

Rustica: I owe it all to the tea we had earlier.

Akira: Our tea?

Rustica: Yes, it has the ability to neutralize poisons.

Akira: What!? It can do that…?

Rustica: Yes.

Rustica: I did say you would find it quite apt for our surroundings, did I not? There are all sorts of peculiar sweets here, so I wanted you to stay safe, Master Sage.

Akira: Thank you for helping both me and that fruit, Rustica. I didn’t even realize it, but you were watching out for us all along.

Rustica: Why, think nothing of it. After all, I was able to encounter a mandrotus fruit and have a lovely tea party with you.

Rustica: As such, I've had a wonderful time thus far. I can practically feel the mandrotus’ agreement within me as well.

Listening to Rustica’s words, I recalled the mandrotus’ parting smile, the happiness on its face.

Rustica wasn’t the type of person to discriminate between people and sweets. His warmth and kindness brought joy to all.

Akira: (Still, I wonder what Rustica would’ve done had he not had any tea earlier…)

Rustica: Now then, Master Sage, shall we resume our tea party?

Rustica: There’s still a pile of tasty treats waiting for us after all.

A Delicious Reason - Card Episode

Akira: I’m sure you’ve tried all kinds of sweets before…

Akira: But what did you think of the ones we had in Doctor Dolce’s forest?

Rustica: Everything I tried was absolutely delightful though I must say, my favorite would have to be the cookies.

Rustica: Every bite released a burst of flavorful fruit syrup or chocolate sauce…

Rustica: It felt like opening a treasure chest each time, not knowing what type of filling I would get. As a result, I simply couldn’t stop eating them.

Akira: I totally get you! I loved those cookies too.

Akira: It was super exciting to see what flavor you’ll find next.

Rustica: Exactly, not to mention their warm taste reminded me of happy memories from long ago.

Akira: Yeah… Now, I want to try them again.

Rustica: I feel the same way. However, what truly made those cookies special…

Rustica: Was getting to see you smile with every bite.

Akira: M- me!? Now I feel self-conscious…

Rustica: Ahaha, if it pleases you, would you like to have some tea with me once again?

Akira: Oh, yes! I would love to.

Home Screen Voice Line

“Do you mind staying up late tonight? I’d like to give you a gift—but at a time when I can have you all to myself. It’s quite fun to stay up into the wee hours with good company by your side, and of course, to sleep in as well.”

Translation Note

The original name of the fruit was マンドカレ (romanji: mandokare), but I could not figure out what that meant. As a result, I took inspiration from two different plants—the mandrake, a root said to kill people with its scream, and the lotus, a narcotic referenced in The Odyssey said to make one forget everything but bliss—to create the "mandrotus" fruit.

[marshmallowprotection]

The real backstory I want is the one for Yoosung's crying-slash-moaning soundbite. Did he do that all by himself? Was that something Saeyoung sneakily recorded?

I just want to be a fly on the wall for the emoji design process.

I sincerely can't believe that Yoosung could have recorded that on his own for Saeyoung to use. If that is the case, I don't know what to do with myself if I had to listen to a few sound clips of Yoosung trying so hard to make crying noises without actually crying. I think I would die laughing if I was in Saeyoung's position. He had to have recorded the audio for that without Yoosung knowing... just the mental image of a room where Yoosung and Saeyoung are sitting together and trying to make crying emoji just right is wild.

"No, no, you need to cry like this. Waaaaaah!"

"Seven, I'm about to cry for real! How come it isn't enough? I've done this twenty times! Why isn't the cry right? Why do you care about how the crying sounds?!"

See, it's so funny that I can't even process it. If you want to know where the soundbite is from in the game, it takes place during an outgoing phone call with Yoosung after he begins wildly sobbing about the milk incident.

[sloaaaa]

oohngmh i wanna play every 2d pokemon game ever so now i'm looking at maybe getting a portable emulator n checking them out i'm sobbing crying throwing up waAAAAAH

[pierswife]

yay!!! for the mutuals thing!

CRYING SOBBING THANK YOU RUNE WAAAAAAH YOU'RE INVITED TO MY SLEEPOVER TOO <3 /p

[twinkinspector]

(dont mind me putting a drabble in ur inbox happy white day i love u)

As much as Suga loves the little indulgences of a life spent by your side, he wonders if you feel the same. If simply being around him is enough to fill your heart until it bursts.

He could just ask, of course, but that would only make things easy for both of you. 

“Are we together?”

“Isn’t this fun?” 

“Do you love me?”

The questions linger in his mind constantly and when he’s busy, he’s good at tuning them out but right now he can’t seem to quiet them. Frowning despite the happy faces surrounding him and the music in his headphones setting a soundtrack to his shopping trip, he feels conflicted. 

The feelings he has for you are so real they scare him a little bit, the way his chest tightens when you smile unfamiliar but not unwelcome. It just still feels so fresh, he thinks as he sorts through fancy bottles to find the perfect gift for you. You gave him chocolate on Valentine’s Day, it’s only fair that you get your gift too.

Continuing to remove bottles from shelves, he doesn't notice that you are steps next to him, smirking as you shuffle in his direction. Suga jumps a bit as he feels your hand wrap around his bicep, looking down to be greeted with your kind smile and your beautiful eyes.

"Boo," you whisper playfully and he rolls his eyes. Your hand feels at home on him even if he can only feel your touch through one of the tidy button up shirts he wears to work. He places his free hand over the top of yours and squeezes your fingers. “You surprised me,” he responds with a smile and you shrug. “Good thing you’re here, though. Pick out a gift.”

Scoffing, you pull the bottle of overpriced lotion from his hands before putting it back on the shelf. 

“We aren’t going to find anything for me here,” you tease and he pouts. “So let’s go.”

As the two of you walk arm in arm on your way out of the crowded department store, he stops for a moment and lets his brain shut off for a second as he speaks from the heart.

“I love you.”

You grin, squeezing his arm where it’s still in your grip.

“I love you, too.”

ken. kennie. kendall. when i tell you i am crying and sobbing.......

i literally needed this soooo bad. you are the light of my life

suga is the cutest little angel WAAAAAAH i do indeed love him so much

printing this out and taping it to the wall in my brain

[lady-of-pain]

Hello! Hope your Friday's been good!!!

Here's some asks! :D

5. What are top 3 weapons and why?

20. If you were put into one of the games, what do you think you would be?

24. If you were to add a piece of armour into the game, what would it be?

25. Are there any fanfics about the games you read/ recommend? 

hello!!! my friday’s been good, I just got off work and now it’s goofy silly time & im v relieved!! I hope your day was also good

5. What are top 3 weapons and why?

- wolf knight greatsword from ds3 - I love everything about this sword. I love Artorias. I love the weapon art (I call it the monkey flip). I love how huge and gorgeous it is. based in every sense of the word. When I first equipped it and learned that I could do the same monkey flip Artorias hits you with (OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER) in ds1 I lost my shit

- farron greatsword from ds3 - yes there is a pattern here LOL anyways. looks cool as hell and has a cool fuckin weapon art and you feel like a badass when you use it. love the funky little dagger that you spin around on.

- saw cleaver from bloodborne - okay look you can’t go wrong with the saw cleaver because she is THE hunter weapon. basic and easy to use but effective despite its simplicity.

20. If you were put into one of the games, what do you think you would be?

- I wanna be an abyss watcher 👀 coolest drip. most badass. how do yall expect me NOT to pick the artorias fan club. the very definition of me n the boys

24. If you were to add a piece of armour into the game, what would it be?

- hmm honestly I don’t think I’d add anything. I love basic ass boring knight sets. all of the souls games have exactly what I like 😂

25. Are there any fanfics about the games you read/ recommend?

WAAAAAAH I need to read more. honestly none come to mind (or at least none come to mind that I’m not embarrassed to share L M A O) I never have enough time to sit down and read any cry sob sob cry whimper

[dinsbeskqr]

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[CARS CRASHING] [BUILDINGS FALLING] "GOOD GOD" [EXPLOSION] BABY CRYING "WAAAAAAH" "WAAAAAA" [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO [HELICOPTERS AND NEWS TRUCKS] "...WE'RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE SCENE-" [BANG] "MY LEG....MY LEG..." [LOUD COMMOTION] [DEBREE FROM BUILDING FLYING ONTO THE GROUND AT GREAT SPEEDS] "EVERYBODY RUN-" "MY BABY- MY BABY IS IN THERE" [LOUD SOBS] [FOOTSTEPS ECHOING]

My job - the sole reason for my existence - is to defend the Chiss Ascendancy and protect my people … I will allow nothing and no one to stand in my way.

[a-url-that-exists]

The Tale of Toaster-Chan and Waluigi

This is a cursed ass fanfiction my friends wrote when we played frantic fanfic. We think you deserve to see it. To be clear, i didn't write this (i don't think), all credit goes to my friends who i will name or tag if they want me to.

(TW alcohol abuse, major character death)

Toaster-Chan stared around the cafe, tears in her eyes- had she been ghosted again? Just as she was about to give up... in he walked. Her hero. Tall, with striking dark hair and a fabulous mustache, he was incredibly handsome. "Ohayoo~!" She said in a cheery, high pitched voice. "W a e h, how are you doing dear lady?" He replied, in a voice that wasn't so deep and scary as OTHER men. "I'm good, and you?" She responded. "It's too hot," he decided. "Someone should file a complaint." "Hai, atsui desu nee..." she responded, showing off her fabulous Japanese skills. "Wut" asked Waluigi.

"I have a question for you,” Toaster-chan responded, “what is your favorite kind of toast topping.” Waluigi looked confused. He was afraid to answer in case he said the wrong thing. On instinct he said “water” for no apparent reason. Toaster-chan replied to his comment. “That would just make it soggy, which seems gross.” She started to walk away when Waluigi grabbed her by the hand and yanked her into the table. This sudden force causes the water glass to fall and spill onto Toaster-chan. She started to jolt and shake - she was short-circuiting! Waluigi panicked so he took his hat and tried drying the water. However, he had been sweating the entire time so it caused Toaster-chan to short circuit-more.

"Save me, Waluigi! Please!" Toaster-Chan wailed out. Waluigi yelped as he was zapped by Toaster-Chan. On instinct, he dropped his hat onto the ground. He heard another cry of pain as Toaster-Chan hit the ground. "Waluigi! Why have you done this?" Waluigi began sobbing as he desperately tried to undo the damage he'd done. His tears hit Toaster-Chan as sparks flew through the air. A spark hit Waluigi's gorgeous mustache and it caught fire. "Waaaaaah!" Waluigi abandoned his task to save Toaster-Chan and focused instead on his mustache. "Waluigi! Please, please, help me!" Waluigi didn't help her. Instead, all he could focus on was his mustache. Toaster-Chan died right in front of him as he finally extinguished his mustache. He let out a wah of agony as he stared at the charred body of his fan. Waluigi couldn't deal with what he'd done. Trembling, Waluigi walked away from the body like nothing happened. When Toaster-Chan's body was shown on the news, Waluigi said nothing. He only took a sip of whiskey. "What horrid villain could have done this to such a cute anime girl?" Waluigi clenched his drink tighter, and then he downed the whole bottle.

[mothpile]

tears in my eyes i wanna draw so bad right now idk what i wanna draw but my wrist need a break aaaaaaaaaaaaaa hell the devil the devil the devil waaaaah

[finnified]

“i cried you cried we all cried” - ranboo

...t r u tho