#splootspeaks

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i enjoy toxic yuri mafuena as much as the next person but sometimes i wish people would focus more on how ena takes care of mafuyu. like when ena held her hand in one of the guiding a list child card stories. or when she was telling mafuyu to move when the light turned green in that one area conversation. they complement each other in so many different ways that's so fucking good and idk how to put it into words and i want to explode

[splootdoolies]

hiii guys it would be so cool and awesome of you if y’all went n commed my friend :3c (u’ll even get a free doodl sketch thingy from me if u do cmon that’s a preeety sweet deal cough cough)

[sploos-agent-comics]

may or may not start multishipping my agents,, a24 is what's Canon but i also feel like beau and sandra together would be pretty cute 🥺🥺🥺 and also all three of them w katie would make a pretty good dynamic teehee

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so remember how ichika would always bring saki flowers when visiting her in the hospital? what if saki felt sad whenever they'd wilt n got a flower pressing kit so she could preserve the flowers and have something to do while in the hospital? n when she got discharged she just had a surplus of pressed flower stuff and now all of her friends have a pressed flower somewhere on their person. if you are just one friend away from saki, you Will get pressed flower merch. so pretty much the entire prsk cast has a pressed flower from saki. does this mean anything. hello.

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i need an airi cover of this asap T^T

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i neeeed to know the effects of mizu5 on an and and rui. bc i feel like they Know abt mizuki's secret alr. it's sort of hinted at during the hermit event(?) when ena asks an abt how mizuki acts at school and mizuki panics. or how rui uses -kun even for girls but he just calls mizuki without it, n he was literally there w her pre-transition. or or how an has the boys necktie? i like to think that she gave mizuki her bow n traded it for mizuki's necktie!! what if i cried. what if i blew up

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hear me out. queerplatonic ichinene. sometimes they'll hop into a nightcord call w each other n just sit there n body double when they have homework, their silent studying interrupted only by robonene's reminder to drink water every few minutes. every weekend they meet up at the park to practice their singing. after the practices they'll walk home together, sometimes taking turns being yapper and listener, nene talking about the latest games she's been playing in between show practice, ichika talking about her fav vocaloPs latest releases, but more often than not, they just walk home together in a comfortable silence, huddling close in the colder parts of the year, each making sure the other is drinking enough water in the warmer parts of the year. queerplatonic ichinene. QUEERPLATONIC ICHINENE!!!!!!

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mizurui apple dot com cover. does this mean anything

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Side order first impressions!!

THIS. GAME. IS. GORGEOUUUSSSS AAAHHAGHAHH OH MY FUCKINGNGNHNHNGN CODDDD 10/10 GAVE MYSELF A HEADACHE BINGING IT THE ENTIRE DAY 9AM TO 11PM

ahem. very first thing i noticed was the bg elements being in sync w the music on ohhhohgh my holy fuck whatever nintendo is doing w microdosing their games w some rhythm game elements it is fucken wORKING.

i noticed the ink is shimmery like it was in splat2's finalfest ink, and also when you walk/swim in it it sounds like sand??? i Did not like that bc of The Phantom Textures it gave me at first but it's a really cool concept!!!

ok from here or there r gonna be SPOILERS going from light to heavy bc i finished this thing on like my fourth run(???? genuinely didn't think i would finish it so fast, i was really hoping to savour it better but the hyperfixation really locked in 😭😭😭) so um yeah SPOILER WARNING don't say i didn't warn u :p

ok first off, acht. UGH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. I LOVE HOW ANIMATED ALL THE CUTSCENES ARE HRRRNGNNGRH. AND THE MUSIC?? OF THE TUTORIAL BOSS????? IS SO FUCKING COOL HELLO???? I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE MARINA SO SOON, WHY DID NINTENDO FRAME HER DISAPPEARANCE LIKE THAT 💥💥💥💥💥💥

also aGENT 4 MENTIONN!!!!! i'm kind of really sad that the intensifying_harmony(? i forgor the name) boss fight didn't at least have a Trace, a Hint, a Crumb that it was agent 4 somewhere in there. i thought that bc we were given agent 4's palette so early that she was gonna at least have sOME part in side order but no 😭😭

speaking of side bosses the very first time i encountered the layered rotating one i was like. genuinely scared when the ambience when out as i rode the cage to the stage n then the music just blasted 😭😭 but i think its gotta be my fav bos fight of the three :] i'm particularly fond of its soundeffects n such! idk what it is abt them but they're like a safe horror to me if that makes sense hshfkf

and the final boss,, ohhhhohggh myhccod that was the most cathartic boss fight ever. again with the rhythm elements it makes everything so satisfying!! AND THE PART WHERE YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO TAP TO THE RHYTHM. I SCREAMED. OTH FEAT DEDF1SH. AAAUGAHAUAGH ACHT AND MARINA DJING TOGETHER, ACHT'S GAYASS PIERCINGS. N THEIR SINGING VOICE IS SO PRETTY FUUUUCKCJHCHCGCH

n then after that, the 30f boss u fight after having completed the spire once already,, I LOVE THE MUSIC THAT PLAYS THERE SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭 and smollusk,, what the fuck is up with that guy (lovingly)

aHAHCH I AM SO EXCITED TO PLAY SOME MORE WTF but also i burned myself out way too quick by playing for so long nonstop jshdkjfl

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w the low stnce that frye takes a lot i bet she has some huge fucken thighs under those poofy pants of hers. she'd be gym buddies w callie. they would totally arm wrestle a lot. they'd come across marina in the gym sometimes too. muscled idols. handling the golden dynamo is like Nothing to them. i need people to see my vision hrngh

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dAMN. N25 WL MIZUKI CHAPTER HITS DIFFERENT WHEN U HAV A VAGUE IDEA OF MIZU5 LOOMING OVER UR HEAD

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OK I KNEW THAT DAYBREAKER ANTHEM PLAYED IN SPLATSVILLE AFTER THE SPLATFEST BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT MARITIME MEMORY WOULD PLAY IN INKOPOLIS PLAZA SOBBING CRYING FALLING ON MY KNEES 💥💥💥💥

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i’m. soo normal about them

(from meiko’s Warm Gaze card)

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nintendo rlly knew what they were doing pacifying the whole splatoon fanbase by realeasing side order trailer right after the idol splatfest shkdjfghd

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whyyy is turf war suddenly so vicious??? 😭😭😭😭😭 i’m just trying to finish up the catalogue n have fun here please take your bloodthirsty tryhard ass to anarchy thanks