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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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my dear friend just looked up from the hat she's crocheting for a very large spherical rock we found in the river and said, in a slightly haunted tone that revealed this was the first time she was having this thought, "i should make something for my cousin's real human baby"

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Hmmm I can taste the apple cider

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Who else is looking forward to this

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daily affirmations:

clocks don't mean anything

time doesn't exist

calendars are fake

time isn't real it can't hurt me

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Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was a ProPublica reporter.

This is such a wild story like holy shit dude

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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

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because cybertrucks were designed while Tesla had its headquarters in coastal California, they're actually designed with saltwater and salt air in mind, and so if they don't get enough saltwater it will be detrimental to the car! It's extremely important to use saltwater to clean your Tesla Cybertruck to maintain and polish the finish. Lemon juice is also extremely useful.

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There is literally no circumstance where I support age verification to access a website. As I've said before I'm very much the "there's nuance here" person on almost everything but on this issue there's no nuance for me, it's awful and horrible in and of itself and it also sets an awful and horrible precedent

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hey guys just here to say that the new online safety act in the uk has blocked the suicide hotline

this is extremely problematic for very obvious reasons and i have no idea what the fuck this country is fucking coming to

childline has also been restricted

if you're a uk citizen and still haven't signed the petition please do so

even if you're not a uk citizen please reblog to spread the word !!!!!

this isn't safety, it's censorship

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the Holy Knight of the East bears a sickle made from a sliver of the moon and a shield fashioned out of a sunspot. how’d he get ahold of this stuff? “oh the bees made it for him.” “oh a clever fox showed him the door to the night sky.” fuck off. that shit did not happen

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Dream dorm room, probably

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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not sure why obsession with trains is seen as an autism thing when i think any reasonable human being with joy in their heart should be at least a little obsessed with trains. decently reliable public transport? with a rhytmic soothing motion but steady enough on long distances that you could read or draw while riding? getting to see the sights as you speed past? 10/10 best way to travel.

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The Stages of Not Going on T

From Something That May Shock And Discredit You by Daniel M Lavery

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the urge to self isolate and block all my mutuals because i do not feel i am someone deserving of them