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[deathbypufferfish]

Back in Brindleton Bay for Harvestfest with the fam!

[witchkittymeow]

truebeans on aggie for my poor little gay soul

[fernsensei]

was born to slay💅💅💅, forced to носити тряпку яка ледве прикриває сраку

[butiknowiloatheyou]

i’m going to end it allllllllllllll break up with ur bf PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSE

[paneerlajwanti]

I WILL MISS DR GIRLBOSS SO MUCH!! she texted me one word reply to my consciously careful paragraph and im gonna miss that serial killer emoji so much

[wshwshi]

your lover would do anything to have your attention on him and nothing or no one else. even if that meant competing with a stuffed toy.

☀︎｜tags. older bf!gojo satoru x female reader. fluff, teeny tiny bit suggestive. implied age gap (reader early 20’s, satoru early 30’s). just satoru being a manchild honestly. reader gets called ‘pretty, princess, baby.’ little dumb drabble that is not beta read.

you were cuddling up to your plushie under a pile of blankets, protecting yourself from the almost freezing temperatures outside of your apartment. the television is playing your favorite show, your food is set on the coffee table and your lovely boyfriend is. . . taking pictures of you.

“come on — look at the camera, pretty girl!” satoru coos. he was blocking your view of the screen, indirectly forcing you to follow his instructions. the older man visibly melts the moment you actually do gaze up at him; his eyes soften and his smile brightens, “there y’go. so adorable.”

he snaps a couple pictures from different angles and even one from up close. his big hand cups both of your cheeks, squeezing them together and forcing your mouth into a deformed ‘o’ shape. the way you look up at him through your eyelashes was the cherry on top.

“have i ever told you how beautiful you are, princess?” satoru sighs as he takes one last picture. he puts his phone down and settles next to you on the couch.

you chuckle and instantly rest your head on his shoulder. he sneaks a hand under the blankets and rests it on the exposed skin of your hip, causing you to shiver from the contrast between your body temperatures, “you remind me of it every day.”

satoru huffs—a grin tugging at the corners of his lips. he’s holding back the urges to nibble on your cheek. you’re just so adorable to him; it’s hard to control the cute aggression he experiences whenever you’re around him.

“yeah, well, as i should.” your clingy boyfriend says matter-of-factly. you roll your eyes and scoot over to the other side of the couch, moving away from satoru in fear of him possibly stealing your blankets. he was known as the ‘blanket hogger’ in your relationship after all.

satoru frowns in response and childishly puts his hands on his hips, looking at you like you had just betrayed his trust. you stick your tongue out and continue watching your favorite show—snuggled up to the fluffy blankets and stuffed toy instead of your man.

“can’t believe i got replaced by some blankets and a dumb plushie.” satoru whines. he sighs dramatically and slumps back against the couch, crossing his arms. a pillow flies over to his side and hits him right on the head.

“it’s not dumb. that’s mean.” you glare at him with an offended expression, though were also proud of your excellent aim. you hug your hello kitty plushie to your chest and turn your body the other way. now it was your time to sulk.

little did you know that you’d still be no match to your sassy lover.

the older man falls to the side, continuing his theatrics and clutching his head, “and on top of all that, i’m portrayed as the bad guy. . . haaaah, all i wanted was to be close to my pretty girlfriend.”

that gains him another cushion to the head. satoru grunts and huffs before planning a counterattack. one that was much more direct, yet softer than your pillow attacks.

not a second passes by and your body is already getting robbed from the blankets. “hey, wait,” you click your tongue, though were physically too weak to do anything about satoru’s actions. his body crushes yours underneath him — your poor plushie squeezed between you and your lover.

his hands move quickly to wrap the covers around the both of you. satoru grins to himself as he snuggles up to you, making himself comfortable in your embrace. his face is buried against your chest and his voice is muffled as he speaks up, “oh, c’mooon. can ya blame a man for wanting to cuddle with his girl? exactly - no.”

. . . he didn’t even give you the chance to answer his question. you playfully smack the back of his head and satoru giggles. sometimes it really feels like you’re the older one in the relationship.

“fine, but she’s staying.” you give in eventually, though were demanding for your plushie to stay with you. not that satoru cared about that thing any longer: as long as he has you in his arms, he doesn’t give a damn about anything else.

the white-haired man answers with a simple hum. he even adjusts the stuffed toy so it could rest between both your bodies, patting its head with care before doing the same to you. his large hand settles on top of your head and he moves it back and forth—a gesture of affection he likes to do often.

“mm — say, baby. .” satoru yawns and rests his head back on your chest afterwards. he closes his eyes while he presses soft kisses to the swell of your breasts, “cuddling with me is way better than cuddling with your plushies, right? riiiight?”

there he goes again. you can’t help but snicker however. you grin devilishly and take time to think of a way to tease your lover, “hmmm—no, i think i’d much rather cuddle with my plushies.”

you hear that dramatic gasp and mentally prepare yourself to deal with an even whinier and clingier satoru.

[giftedtime]

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE NO POKEMON AU IS IM TRYING TO FIND IT SOMEONE PLEASE TAG ME IN THE COMMENTS OF IT IM GOING TO SCREAM

[cjtrashmind]

i can't take off my head the song ''MY WAY'' from fnf

and i want so bad to draw Silly billy

[deathbypufferfish]

this one deserves its own post :')

[userminusone]

YOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET THE SEROTONIN COMMENCE I LOVE THIS GUY

YOSHI MY BELOVED

WHOLESOME BOI

HIM!!!

[eyes1nthewoods]

saw across the spiderverse. what the fuck.

[iotaphora]

MAG 170 SAVE ME....MAG 170......SAVE ME MAG 170

[sentofight]

ooc. perhaps it is time i should try p/ersona 5 crossover in another eden sdlfkjsdlfkjs ok. i've been pushing it until i finish the t/ales ones but welp. i did finish one but still have not maxed y/uri and velvet. and the next one got the arise cast and i haven't played it yet. k me. so was considering c/rono cross but kid can wait a little bit haha. or not. will see if my phone wont flip on me for abusing it for a while.

[punisheye]

"Yeah, yer about three months late."

She looks different. Something must have happened back home after the Stars decided to pick her up and toss her back wherever she came from. Well, a lot's changed around here, too.

"You disappeared a few months before it happened too, didn't ya? Stars couldn't even let ya stick around long enough ta see it. What's with the eyepatch?"

@punisheye

"I can't believe this..."

Her one good eye squeezes shut, eyebrows furrow and knit together, creating a crease right in the middle. The Teenager shakes her head and sighs dramatically.

"You guys got married and I wasn't even here to witness the marriage!"

[kristina100000]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[phregnancy]

PHIL LOOKS SO GOOD TODAY OMGGGGG

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