#w o n k y but it’s fine

[mossgoblins]

You’re an organ in the working body of this world, Mallory Glass. So you will participate.

[squinch-depraved]

jschlatt or Ted nsfw alphabet please? 🙏

aight here's schlatt i'm having a lot of fun doing these so i hope y'all are enjoying

A (aftercare- what they're like after sex): i think he's super, super attentive. like he will not leave you alone until he's sure you're all taken care of and cleaned up

B (body part- their favorite on themself and their partner): he likes his chops because you always say they feel good when you sit on his face, and on you he likes your tits

C (cum- anything to do with cum): he loves cumming in you for sure but also down your throat

D (dirty secret of theirs): steals your underwear after sex quite often (see this post for more)

E (experience- how experienced are they): he's had a few partners and knows what he's doing but will still make sure to listen to you and your reactions so he knows what works with you and what doesn't

F (favorite position): riding him with you, like, burying your face in his neck. it feels so intimate and he loves it

G (goofy- are they serious? humorous? etc.): occasionally goofy but tries to keep things either romantic and sensual or rough and carnal. like he'll joke every now and then but doesn't make a point to be funny sometimes it just happens

H (hair- how well groomed/does the carpet match the drapes?): will trim occasionally to keep things neat but like doesn't care too much about it

I (intimacy- how romantic are they?): i feel like he can be very romantic when he's not being super intense like i feel like he really enjoys soft and sweet sex with his partner

J (jorkin' it- how often?): have u heard how much he talks ab gooning like it has to be at LEAST once a day

K (kink/s?): breeding, lactation, feederism (slightly), mommy kink

L (location- favorite place/s to have sex): he's a simple man- bed, couch, or over a counter

M (motivation- what gets them going): arguing with you/seeing you argue with someone else, rlly domestic moments with you like seeing you take care of the cats or watching you cook

N (no- turn offs, dealbreakers): anything in public or at his desk/in his streaming area, recording him is also a no go

O (oral- prefers giving, receiving? skill level?): y'know, i was gonna say giving but i really feel like he would prefer receiving (he's still amazing at giving head don't get me wrong)

P (pace- fast & rough? slow & loving?): if he's being romantic, it's gentle and so, so full of love, but if he's in a different mood it's fast and hard

Q (quickies- their opinion on them): does them for you whenever you need them but like he said in that one sleep deprived clip it takes him forever to cum so like. it's all for you. i can totally see him making a game out of it and trying to get you to finish faster each time

S (stamina- how many rounds? how long do they last?): literally as long as you need him to. if you really tried, you could prob make him cum in, like, an hour? but it takes a lot of work

R (risk- are they down to experiment?): i mean, he will for you, but nothing in public, no recording anything, and don't even think about telling anyone the kind of things you get him to do for you because he'd be so embarrassed

T (toys- do they own toys?): owns a wand for you, a bluetooth vibrator, and a few plugs. (whether they're his or yours i'm not saying)

U (unfair- do they like to tease?): extremely unfair if provoked!! if you behave yourself, you'll be fine. but if you're a brat he's gonna absolutely break you

V (volume- how loud they are): usually soft moans and grunts if he's in charge but get him in sub mode and he'll whimper and whine for you nonstop

W (wild card): not surprising at all but he loves subbing and being pegged

X (x-ray- under their clothes): approximately 8 inches, uncut, has a vein running along it that drives him crazy when you run your tongue along the length of it

Y (yearning- how high is their sex drive?): a bit above average, can go whenever you need him but requests it himself at least every other day

Z (zzz- how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?): once you're all clean and taken care of he is out like a light dude he passes tf out and you gotta deal with his snoring

[biitchcakes]

❝ Brock. Venom. ❞ She addresses the pair of them at the appearance of the shoulder blob, nodding at them separately as she says their names. It's the most ENDEARING she's seen a symbiote. ❝ Ah, psht. No need to thank me. . . ❞ A shrug with a dismissive wave of the hand ⸺⸺ though she certainly appreciates hearing it every now and then.

Without a quick place to perch nearby, Jess opts to lean back against the wall with folded arms, unfurling them to press her fingers there, too. Bracing her right foot behind her, she begins to climb backwards up the wall a couple of feet, settling in. She wraps her arms around bent knees. Nonchalant in her movements. ❝ Speaking of, how is the little bundle of, uh, GOO ? ❞ Unsure if that's a silly question or not, she shakes her head with a chuckle. ❝ You got any COFFEE in this place ? ❞

She's intentionally avoiding his question. Though the mentor of many, Jessica has never directly sought the position out. Until now. And the thought of bringing the topic up makes her, admittedly, A LITTLE NERVOUS. A reformed baddie just trying to do some good ⸺⸺ not only can she relate, her last mentee fit that exact description.

But with Roger now mostly gone, perhaps she's suffering a tad from EMPTY NEST SYNDROME.

❝ Heard you guys saved an old lady earlier this week. ❞ The statement has the air of a COMPLIMENT, hopeful this was an easy avenue to stroll into the subject of her visit.

@biitchcakes -> PERMA SC

It's been a while without a few spiders. Good. After the absolute shitfest the other week, they deserved a little reprieve. Maybe this can be a normal week for once. And so far, it has been. Saving a convenience store from a mugging, an old lady from getting robbed, a kid from getting lost. And hey, they got some groceries today! Normal week for Venom so far. Until now. Careful what you wish for, amiright?

"Oh. Spider-Woman." He doesn't seem mad. Just a little disappointed. Is she here to tell them off again? Break their front door down again? Ugh. The symbiote purrs, tells him it's alright. Last they met, she saved them. They have plenty to be thankful for. Still, Eddie is bad at forgiveness, his track record proves it well. The symbiote pokes a tiny blob from his shoulder, two little eyes slow-blinking like a cat. They're friends, right? It can call them friends. Kindred spirits, of sorts.

"We didn't get the chance to . . . properly thank you," ╭ but we sure could've used your help in the home stretch. ╮Whenever there's spider-people around, they think they've gone and done something stupid. Which is usually true, Eddie is famous for his recklessness, but it's never the right kind of stupid. They're always waiting for him to screw up. Like they're all honed-in on keeping tabs on a guy who's on the straight and narrow ( or trying to be ). "What is it this time?"

[boom-butterflyeffect]

If you don’t mind can you do a NSFW alphabet for Josh or Matt

check out my masterlist for the Matt one! unfortunately it might be a little underwhelming, i haven't looked into his character as much as the others, and i'm only now getting back into writing so my writing is pretty minimal rn, but anyways!

Josh Washington NSFW Alphabet

im honestly so excited for this one, josh is fine as fuck, and in my mind, he's arguably the kinkiest out of them all

A - Aftercare

Josh would get you all cleaned up, kissing you all over while he does so.

B - Body Part (His favourite body part on himself and you)

He loves your lips. Just mesmerised by how pretty they are. His favourite part of himself would probably be his dick, I can't lie

C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Messy! gets off to the sight of you with his cum either ON you or dripping out of you.

D - Dirty secret

Has SO MANY ideas for things you two could do. Wouldn't surprise me if he has them written down somewhere.

E - Experience (How experienced he is)

He's got a decent amount of experience, as well as a lot of ideas from the porn he watches.

F - Favorite position

Tbh I feel like Josh would love fucking you from behind while you're on your hands and knees, and he's got his hands on your hips.

G - Goofy (Is he more serious in the moment?)

Can switch back and forth between silly and serious so fast, and you can never quite tell if his seriousness is playful or not.

H - Hair

He keeps it tidy

I - Intimacy

He loves to get up close and personal, whispering in your ear and touching you all over.

J - Jack off

Honestly, a lot. He's got a lot of pent up energy.

K - Kink

I think Josh could potentially enjoy roleplay and costumes, considering how much he seemed to enjoy his whole Psycho act, and with all the movie equipment he has in the basement, I feel like he'd def be into some of the more kinky stuff.

L - Location

Every. Single. Goddamn. Room. In that lodge.

M - Motivation

Literally just seeing you.

N - No (Hard limits)

Anything that goes beyond your basic sadistic stuff, like nothing that would cause bleeding or permanent damage.

O - Oral

Loves both giving and receiving, loves making you squirm with just his tongue, does wonders for his ego seeing you become a mess, and would def be the type to grab you by the hair when receiving and guide your head.

P - Pace

Much like the seriousness, it can switch back and forth really fast. He always keeps you on your toes.

Q - Quickie

Yes. Quick fuck in a college bathroom before class? 100% he's down.

R - Risk

He's all for experimenting and trying out new things, and can enjoy things on the more daring side.

S - Stamina

He's got a LOT of energy, and gets really riled up once he's started.

T - Toys

I could definitely see Josh using toys on you, all sorts of borderline sadistic shit.

U - Unfair

Oh 100% he will degrade and praise you at the same time and leave you confused and whining.

V - Volume

Loud. Very chatty too, and talks you through everything, with all sorts of praise and degradation and teasing and all sorts.

W - Wild card (Random NSFW HC of my choosing)

I could imagine for Halloween he'd dress up as a masked killer from your favourite slasher movie and "hunt you down", he enjoys the thrill of the chase.

X - X-ray (Size)

7 inches (I think I'm just saying the same for all of them tbh idk)

Y - Yearning

Oh he is eager ALL the time, he's the most dirty minded guy in the group, no competition

Z - Zzz

I don't think he'd sleep for a while afterwards tbh, still too high on the adrenaline rush.

Bro it's crazy how much easier this one was than the others, I do really just imagine Josh to be a horny fucker

thank you for the request! Feel free to request other stuff too!

[nexlynn]

Se-mi nsfw alphabet

Warning : Pure smut

A- Aftercare

I feel like she would be very tired after sex so she wouldn't be much in aftercare, she of course check on you making sure you aren't hurt anywhere. If you suggest a bath she would most likely says yes but there's chance she fall asleep in the bath.

And if you ask for water, food or anything else, she'll bring it to you in a second.

B- Body parts

Her favourite part of you would be your boobs, she'll 100% worship your chest, sucking on your tits and falling asleep on them right after.

On her, I think it would be her fingers? More like she knows how much you love them, how she could make you cum in a minutes with them.

C- Cum

She loves making you come on her fingers, the confidence she get when she hasn't even done anything but rubbing your clit with her fingers.

Will probably suck on her fingers after you came on them.

D- Dirty secret

She got a folder of you in her gallery and she loves to masturbate looking at them, if she's really into it she'd even moan your name.

E- Experience

She's experienced for sure, you can't look at me in the eyes and tell me she doesn't know how to please a girl.

Will be willing to teach everything she knows to you.

F- Favorite position

To be honest i don't think Se-mi would be that picky, as long as he got to pleasure you well any position is fine.

G- Goofy.

It depends, if she's teasing you she will definitely let out some chuckles, laughing at how you would be begging her to touch you.

But if it's more a romantic moment, she wouldn't laugh at all, she'd be very serious and attentive.

H- Hair

I don't think she usually shave a lot, but when she's having sex a lot, she would shave maybe 2-3 times a month?

I- Intimacy

As I said before, it kinda depends what kind of sex you two have, but yeah she would definitely be attentive to you.

J- Jack off

Maybe 1 or 2 times a week ? Not that much since she gots you.

K- Kink

She loves degrading and praising you for sure.

Would love to try public sex too but she would be shy to asks.

L- Location

As long as you enjoy it, she's willing to do it everywhere, but i kinda think she loves to fuck on the kitchen counter or maybe sink?

M- Motivation

As i said, she loves your boobs, so if you wear a shirt where they show it would problem turn her on.

Maybe you sitting on her lap too?

N- No

Anything that would hurt you or make you uncomfortable, she always asks if you're okay with anything she does.

O- Oral

She both loves giving and receiving but maybe she'll like receiving more.

P- Pace

She's really into fast and rough sex, but if you ask her to slow down or to be gentle, you wouldn't hear a signle complain from her.

Q- Quickie

She LOVES it, whether it's when you both go out and she gets needy, she'll pull you in any bathroom.

Or when you have to go out and don't have too much time, Se-mi loves quickies

R- Risk

Like i said, she would love to try public sex, like having someone at home and fucking you in the next room, or touching you under the table at the restaurant.

S- Stanima

She for sure got a great stanima, tbh she won't stop until YOU want to stop, she can last for as long as you want.

T- Toys

I don't think she owns a lot.

Own a strap of course, and maybe a vibrator, but she doesn't use it on her, only on you.

U- Unfair

She's into teasing for sure, she loves watching your teary eyes begging for her to give you anything. Could tease you for hours because she loves it but doesn't, still gotta satisfy her girl.

V- Volume

I don't think she would be that loud, maybe she would moan into your ear to turn you on.

But if you top her once, she wouldn't shut her mouth.

W- Wildcard

Sometimes when you both are laying down and she's the big spoon, she likes to grind against your ass and if you ask her she would says she's just snuggling.

Y- Yearning

High, she simply always need you, if you're around her there's 50% she wants to fuck you or make out with you, the other 50 is cuddling you.

Z- Zzz

Fall asleep withing 10 minutes, she gets so tired after sex.

An : i hope there's no typos, i will do Sae-byeok next

[c0llisiion]

NUMB TO THE FEELING — j.jk

♡pairing : jjk + fem!reader

♡: not proof read, exs, idol!jungkook x idol!reader , fwb kinda? , smut , mutual masturbation - lmk if i missed any!

W/C : 1,162

Pt.2 , Pt.3

A/N : SORRY 4 DISAPPEARING AGAINNNNN! i js got too busy guys 😣😣😣😣 rqs are open! Send in your rqs and prompts ily <33 anyways here is a jk fic i wrote instead of finishing my other jk fic :3

✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ MDNI. Please refrain from reading if the topics make you uncomfortable. ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

2 months. Its been 2 months since you broke it off with jungkook. It was all over the news, a hot topic for the k media. ‘BTS’s Jungkook and Y/G/N’s y/n ends 4 year relationship’, was still trending on naver. It happened so quickly. Knets are already placing the blame on you for the breakup, as they view you as a mean rebel idol who breaks hearts and messes around. A face of disgust was plastered on your face as you scroll through the endless amounts of hate comments knets put under the articles.

“Wow I always knew she was a bitch”

“She definitely cheated on him with another idol lol”

“What do you expect when you date a wh*re? Jungkook should have never dated her”

“She ruined his image”

Back and forth, people were calling you degrading names and putting Jungkook in a good light. They said all of this while not knowing a single thing about how your breakup unfolded. It was mutual. You both started getting busy with schedules. That simple. Maybe a few disagreements here and there. Maybe a few trust issues but the main point was it was mutual and you both broke up because of schedules. You got tired of the same comments and decided to turn off your phone but you got a new notification.

baby star candy 🤍

Hey

Tf is he doing at this hour?

Y/n

???

baby star candy 🤍

Is it okay if i come over?

Classic jungkook. Getting straight to the point. You stared at the text for a while not realising that you were leaving him on seen.

My baby star candy 🤍

Helloooooo?????

Its fine if you dont want me to

Y/n

Yes. Quick.

You sent your reply before his second text got to properly load. And there you were. Your phone turned off, biting your nails as you waited for jungkook.

It didn't take him a lot of time. Reaching your place in under 7 minutes and 13 seconds. You heard your doorbell and you immediately rushed to the door. You stood at the door for some time, avoiding the impression that you were eagerly anticipating his arrival.

You opened the door and see the tall bulky black haired man with his calvin klein hoodie and grey shorts. You stared at him before he brought you back to reality by snapping his fingers. You let him in before locking the door. You grabbed him by his wrists and took him upstairs to your room.

He quickly settled in your bed letting out a deep sigh, Relaxing and stretching his limbs out onto the bed. His arm was tucked behind his head as he patted the empty space next to him with half lidded eyes. You rolled your eyes before snuggling with him. Your tv was on and playing a random tv show you put almost an hour ago, forgetting to it turn off. You sighed and relaxed into his arm. The silence was comfortable. Jungkook was playing with the hems of shorts and you with the drawstrings of his shorts. You knew where this would lead to.

His hands started slowly massaging your thighs and ass in a comforting way. Its like he knew you were sad. And he did. “Im sorry” he spoke up. You looked up at him. His eyes were focused on the tv infront. “Im sorry about those comments. I should have said somethin’.” He said finally looking down at you. You shook your head and nuzzled into him closer “dont be. Its not your fault. Tbh i really dont gaf.” He chuckled at your attitude. He always liked your idgaf attitude. That’s what made him ask you out. “So you are not sad?” He asked his hands trailing up your shirt, cold fingers resting under your tits. “Hmm i was but then there is no reason for me to be. Maybe we should upload one of our sextapes to show those bitchy knets and completely appall them..” you giggled thinking about their reaction. Jungkook sighed and chuckled. “Yeah? Which one? Our old ones or the one we are gonna make rn?” His cold fingers squeezed your bare tits and tugged on your hard nipples. You hissed at the feeling. He grabbed your hand using his other hand and started using yours to rub himself through his shorts. He let out a soft groan throwing his head back. You bit your lip as you felt his hand lower into your shorts, quickly taking your sensitive bud in between his fingers, tugging it gently. You gasped and held onto his wrists as he continued abusing your bud. He was growing harder and harder because of your hands and the unholy sounds you let out every time he flicked your clit. You put your hands into his shorts and wrapped your fingers around his dick. Your movements were restricted by his shorts which opted you to pull his dick completely out. You stared at it. Oh how much you missed that monster. “Quit staring baby..” you felt yourself melt as he inserts two fingers into your sopping hole. A loud squelch was heard when he started fingering you. Your hands lazily worked up and down his shaft. Small spurts of precum already leaking out of his red tip. You picked up your pace and so did he. You twisted your wrists around his tip. You knew how sensitive he was there and continued. His eyes were squeezed shut as soft moans left his mouth. He started choking on them as he felt your hands squeeze around his length. God the way you had this man under your control with Just your hands was insane. He was quick to return the favour as two more fingers were added. His thumb rested on your clit rubbing it in circles furiously as he fucked your cunt with his long fingers. Loud noises accompanied by yours and his moans were the only sounds heard in the room. Your vision went white as you finally reached your end. Squirting all over his hands and wetting your shorts as well as your sheets. You let out choked out moans and your back arched off of the bed.

“Attagirl…” jungkook said with furrowed eyebrows as he kept finger fucking you. Your hand movements got sloppy which prompted jungkook to thrust into your hands. You picked up pace which made jungkook stiffen. You knew his orgasm was close from the his facial expressions and his voice. You stared at his face as you watch your ex boyfriend come undone under your grasp. He let out a final gasp before cumming all over your hands. You slowed down your movements finally letting go of his softening cock before bringing your fingers to your mouth, licking all his salty cum clean, staring deeply into his brown eyes.

Only you had him like this. No other woman will never come to your level ever.

A/n : HEHEHE sex tape part 2? 🤭🤭🤭🤭 ALSO SORRY FOR THE USAGE OF BABY STAR CANDYAJJEKAJWJA I JS HAD TOOOOOO

[kuzcosources]

Ouija ask meme!

Spell out a word and the mun will answer according to each letter. (Individual letters are fine, too!)

A - Does your muse believe everything is absolute? Or do they believe that anything could be changed if they tried hard enough?

B - If your muse had to write a book, what would it be about?

C - What are the most severe consequences to their actions your muse has suffered?

D - What are your muses deepest desires?

E - Does your muse consider themselves an empathetic person?

F - Does your muse believe in fate or fortune? Why or why not?

G - What are some things your muse is grateful for?

H - Where does your muse consider home? Physical or metaphorical?

I - Is your muse intuitive? Do they rely on their instincts or luck?

J - What would your muse go to jail for? What are they willing to put themselves on the line for?

K - What does your muse consider themselves knowledgeable in?

L - What lie is at the center of your muse’s world view?

M - What would your muse do if they were a millionaire? If they are already wealthy, what would they be doing if they didn’t have money?

N - Is your muse a positive or negative person?

O - What does your muse do if they’re overwhelmed?

P - Does your muse have powers? Do they abuse said powers or do they use them for good?

Q - What is a quirk that makes your muse stand out?

R - Is your muse religious? Do they believe in a higher power? How do they feel about religion in general?

S - What scares your muse? What terrifies them to their core?

T - What is a truth about your muse personally that they refuse to acknowledge?

U - What is your muse hiding under their bed?

V - Does your muse have paralyzing vulnerabilities? If so, what are they?

W - What’s wrong with your muse?

X - Does your muse rely on drugs such as Xanax or any OTC (over the counter) medication?

Y -What was your muse’s youth like?

Z - Is there a specific time where your muse is at their zenith (their most powerful)?

YES - Would your muse be considered a yes man? If so, why?

NO - What is one thing your muse will say no to, every time asked, no matter what?

HELLO - What’s your muse’s way of greeting people? How do they say hello?

GOODBYE - Is your muse prepared to say goodbye when they die? Are they ready?

[gallavichsreddie1128]

Submissive (Will Graham)

Description: Will overhears Y/N telling Hannibal that Will is too submissive in bed.

Warning: Smut

Word Count: 2,136 k

His moans and whimpers filled the air as Y/N rode him. He was gripping her hips for dear life as her body moved on his, taking him deeper and deeper each time. Her head was back as she let out moans herself. Her hands on top of his as he squeezed her hips. He was definitely leaving marks but she didn’t care. Will’s hips started to thrust up matching rhythm with hers. Her pace was steady but she thrusted hard and deep on him. “Fuck you look so pretty riding me.” He praised in a groan. She moaned at his words and her pace got faster. He closed his eyes, enjoying the feeling.

She gasped as he hit her sweet spot over and over again. She moaned his name loudly as she felt her orgasm near. Will was seconds away from cumming but wanted her to cum first like the gentleman he is. “You close baby?” He managed to ask. She nodded and moaned. “Me too. Fuck.” He groaned. He couldn’t hold it much longer. Luckily she came hard seconds later with a loud moan. He let go with a whimper of the woman’s name. Her hips rode out the high for the both of them until nothing was left. She sighed and collapsed beside him, still panting. She looked over at her man and saw how sweaty but hot he looked. He turned towards her and gave her a tired smile. “I needed that.” He said and she smiled and kissed his sweaty forehead. “No problem baby.” 

“I’m telling you Han, I love him but he’s too submissive in the bedroom.” They sat in his office as she ranted about her sex life with Will. He watched her with an expression that said “why are you telling me this?” “Y/N this is a therapy session and you’re telling me about Will being too submissive?” She sighed and nodded. “Yes because we are friends and you don’t seem to have a submissive bone in your body.” She tells him. “Are you really surprised that Will is like this?” He asked her. She shook her head. “Well No but I want him to dominate me in the bedroom. Make me call him daddy or some shit.” He nods slowly “right ... .so have you tried talking to him about this?” “No o don’t wanna hurt his feelings.” She tells him. “I don’t think he’d be too fond of you telling me this.” He said. “Well yeah but that’s why I brought it up during our session. You by law can’t tell him.” She points out. What neither realized was that Will was listening from the other side of the door. He wasn’t so happy about it. “Just talk to him. And I don’t want to ever hear you say you want him to make you call him daddy again.” He points at her. “Sorry but it’s the truth.” He nods and sighs. “Is there anything else you wanna talk about?” He asked, hoping this conversation was over. 

She got home after her session with Hannibal and Will didn’t greet her when she came through the door like he usually would. He was in the kitchen making dinner without a sound. “Hey baby.” She said and came into the kitchen. “Hello.” He replied with no emotion in his voice. She looked at him confused but he just kept cooking. What was with him? “How was your day?” She asked getting up on the counter. He shrugged and mumbled something. “What was that?” She asked. “Just fine.” He said. She didn’t believe him. “Will, are you okay?” She asked, concerned. He set down the spoon. “Would you be okay if I told another woman how you are in bed and that I wanted it to change?” Her eyes widened. How did he know she told Hannibal that? Hannibal legally can’t tell him that.

“How do you know about that?” She asked. He laughed. “That’s what you’re wondering? How did I know?” He asked. He thought it was unbelievable that that’s what she got out of what he said. “Hannibal can’t legally tell you that. So how did you know?” She got off the counter. “Why are you worried about how I know when you told another man you don’t like how I am in bed?” He yelled. “First off it’s Hannibal not just some other man and I never said I didn’t like it Will.” She yells back. “It sure sounded like it.” “You were listening to us?” She asked no longer yelling. “Y/N are you kidding me? That isn’t the issue here! You told another man something you should have told me. I am your boyfriend for fucksakes.” He yells. She looks down feeling guilty. Hannibal was right. She should’ve just talked to him. “You’re right I’m sorry. I should’ve told you.” “Why didn't you?” She sighs, not looking him in the eye. “I was afraid to hurt your feelings.” He rolls his eyes. “What hurt my feelings was you telling Hannibal.” She nods understandingly. He sighs. “I’m gonna get back to dinner. We can talk about this later.” He says turning back towards the stove. “Will-” “Enough Y/N I am not in the mood.” She nods and walks out the kitchen giving him space. 

She wakes up around 9:00 am. Will had today off but they seemed to be fighting still so she wasn’t excited. She sighs and opens her eyes letting them adjust to the light outside. She goes to move but can’t. “What the hell?’” She says to herself and looks up to see her hands handcuffed to the bed. She gasps and tugs but groans in pain. “Will?” She calls out. Moments later he walks in their shared bedroom with a smirk. “Good morning Baby.” He says. “Will what the fuck is this?” She asked. He rolls his eyes and gets on the bed. “Don’t play stupid you know exactly what this is.” He says. He straddles her and cups her face. “You are in for it baby.” He tells her. She feels herself getting wet at his words and the position they are in.

His hand leaves her face and travels down her body to her sweatpants. He smirks and puts his hand in them and feels her wetness. She gasps out his name. “Wow baby you’re soaked.” He says and starts rubbing her clit. She lets out a delicious moan as he abuses her clit. He watches her with intense eyes as she closes her eyes enjoying the feeling. “Eyes open.” He demands. She opens them and looks straight at him. She fought to close her eyes but wasn’t sure she wanted to find out what would happen. Her hips started moving up and down. He stops her hips and gives her a smirk. “Don’t.” He says. She whines and he tsk at her. “If you want to have any control here you have to beg.” He tells her. “Will please.” He speeds up his rubbing. Her eyes fall close again. “Close your eyes again and you won’t get to cum.” He tells her and she snaps her eyes open. “Will I’m really close.” She moans as she starts panting.

He smirks and watches her try to move but he had her put. Once he realized that she was gonna cum he pulled his hand out of her sweats. She gasps at his actions and frowns. He smiles and rubs her cheek. “Awww baby are you sad that I didn’t let you cum?” He asked. She nodded. “Words.” “Yes.” He got off her and took off his clothes. His hard dick stands proud. He starts jerking himself off as he stares at her with dark eyes. She whimpers and stares back with pleading eyes. “Will please let me touch you.” She begs. He lets out a groan. “If you would have told me instead of Hannibal I’d let you. But you’re gonna watch me cum all over my hand and then maybe I’ll let you have fun.” He says.

She whined and he mocked her and laughed but it was cut off with a moan as he sped up. His eyes closed and he threw his head back. “Fuck Y/N.” He moaned. She thrashed against the cuffs and whined. Her pussy dripped with need as she watched him pleasure himself. He moaned loudly that he was close. “Let me help you Will.” She begged. He walked to her and looked down at her as he jerked off. He let out a loud moan as he came all over his chest. She let out a loud gasped as he milked himself clean. He laughed as she had cum all over her chest. He took a finger and got some on his finger and shoved it in her mouth. “Suck.” He demanded. She wrapped her mouth around his finger and sucked. She moaned at the taste and he watched her getting hard again. He watched her with his mouth opened as she sucked it like it was his dick. Though his dick was a lot bigger and thicker. “That’s a good girl.” He says. He pulls his finger out of her mouth and wipes it on her shirt that was covered in cum. He took the switchblade he had on the desk and cut her shirt off. Her nipples are hard and wanting attention.

He ran his fingers over them and she gasped loudly. “Over the smallest touch you’re making noise.” He coos. His hand travels to her sweatpants and pulls them off. “Will uncuff me please.” She begged. “No.” He looked at her pussy and chuckled. “Wow baby you’re even more wet than before. I bet you really wanna cum right now don’t you?” He asked. “Yes I wanna cum so bad Will.” She moaned and bucked her hips. “No bucking. Only I get to cause you pleasure.” He says and swipes over her clit with his finger. “Please Will I need you inside of me.” She begged. He mocked her and got on top of her. “I don’t care what you want, baby. You’re my bitch now. If I don’t want you to cum you won’t. If I wanna be inside of you I will. But you are in no position to call the shots.” He tells her. She wanted to cry. “But lucky for you I love this pussy so much that I wanna be inside of it.” He lines himself up with her entrance and pushes in all the way. She cries out hard as he doesn’t give her time to adjust. Though it still felt good. “Oh yeah baby you have the wettest, sweetest most perfect pussy out there.”He tells her. She moans at his words and he grabs her throat. “I’m sorry you were supposed to say thank you.” He groans. “Thank you baby.” “I am no longer the baby here.” He tells her. Her once submissive Will was no longer. His hips stayed at a slow pace teasing her.

She knew begging was going to get her nowhere but he wasn’t giving her enough. He was teasing himself as well. He started rocking into her faster. Her moans got louder and he cursed as he felt her wetness spill onto him. He stared at her and when she began closing her eyes she immediately opened them again not wanting to have another punishment. Her arms were sore from the cuffs and were definitely red. But that didn’t matter. What did was the pleasure they both were in. His hips started pounding into her and the moans she was letting loose turned to screams of his name. He bit back all the noises that threatened to spill from him. He was used to making noise but wanting to hear hers.

He watched her thighs shake and her breathing pick up. Her screams got louder and louder making him closer. He felt like he was going to cum any second and she was too. “Will i’m gonna cum.” She moaned and closed her eyes. He gripped her throat and squeezed a little causing her eyes to open again. “I cum first and then you.” He grunts and lets a small whimper leave his lips as he cums. He spills into her without a care in the world. He pulls out of her before she can orgasm. She whines as her climax sinks back down.

He chuckled and got off her. “Will, what are you doing?” She asked. “You said I could cum after you.” He laughs and grabs his close. “No, I said I was cumming first. Maybe next time don’t tell Hannibal that you don’t like how I am in bed.” He says and leaves the room smirking, leaving his girlfriend on the edge and yelling his name.                  

[reanimatedshark]

A = Aftercare

he definitely cleans you up real good and makes sure you feel special (bathes you and showers you in kisses- praises you the whole time making his gratefulness known)

B = Body part

he loves your waist and butt (grabs at them any chance he gets before during and after)

C = Cum

he loves shooting ropes all over you. he sees it as marking his territory and such (loves leaving little stains on your underwear)

D = Dirty secret

he isnt always faithful but that doesnt mean he wont blow loads just thinking about you and only you

E = Experience

hes very experienced. knows exactly how to get you screaming his name and cumming over and over.

F = Favorite position

against a wall or shoulder holder (missionary with legs up on shoulders)

G = Goofy

really depends on the scenerio. at home hes usually quite focused and serious. in more public areas he may crack a few jokes relating to the setting.

H = Hair

hes well groomed downstairs but occasionally he'll leave a little bush just keep things from looking "boring"

I = Intimacy

he cares almost entirely about his partner's enjoyment and focuses strictly on them and only them. peppering his partner in kisses and making sure they know how much theyre valued.

J = Jack off

back to letter D, he can't get you off his mind sometimes and will jerk off out of desperation. he'll do it anywhere deemed fit (public bathroom, bedroom, couch, hell even friends bedroom)

K = Kink

loves any form of postponed orgasms whether it being squeezing his tip to keep him from cumming or completely restricting all physical touch that could push him over the edge

L = Location

anywhere. hes willing to get nasty basically anywhere (shower, public, living room, kitchen counter, etc)

M = Motivation

any sort of affection (occasionally even just acknowledgement) compliments drive him crazy

N = No

pain play. atleast not on you. he cant bare the thought of ever inflicting pain on you in any way. he needs you to feel special.

O = Oral

giving (both f and m)- hes sloppy but skillful. makes sure hes getting every spot that drives you wild even if it gets a little messy both literally and figuratively. makes little moans of enthusiasm

recieving- cant help but get vocal no matter what your pace and skill is. he loves feeling your mouth on him. probably one of his favorite things you can do for him

P = Pace

he usually takes his time to make sure youre getting the most out of it. though he'll sometimes get rough and fast if he feels its needed.

Q = Quickies

quickies arent exactly his speciality unless hes recieving (even then he worries too much about your enjoyment). hes always down to have one though.

R = Risk

oh he loves risky sessions. if it means fucking in a public restroom, on set, or in the back of a cab, hes always happy with it. the thrill drives him insane.

S = Stamina

he can go a good couple rounds before running out of juice. that doesnt mean he wont gladly help you through a few more rounds.

T = Toys

hes neutral about toys. he really enjoys doing things all natural but if his partner wants to use toys hes all for it. hes fine with toys used on him or his partner as long as its their choice

U = Unfair

he loves teasing you before the session but rarely really teases during. cares too much about making you feel like a princess.

V = Volume

hes quite vocal. grunting usually but tends to drift into moans as the session goes on. he is not afraid to make his enjoyment known.

W = Wild card

absolutely loves leaving little marks on your hips and ass. he also gets a kick out of hickeys all over him. he wants to marked as yours.

X = X-ray

average length. a bit on the thicker side. not an excessive amount of veins just enough to add a good texture.

Y = Yearning

sex drive can be sky high sometimes. though he can go without sex for as long as needed to. he does jerk off often to keep himself from going bonkers though.

Z = Zzz

lazy fucks can end with immediate pass out but if he has energy to clean you up he'll fall asleep once you do. (if you do that is)

[sarahhh-plz]

ADDISON MONTGOMERY- NSF/W- ALPHABET

18+, wlw

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act) Addie is super soft after it. She takes a bath with you and cuddles woth you.

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers) Her favorite body part of herself are her legs and your favorite body parts of hers are her hands.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it) She loves to Look in your eyes when you cum.

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory) She has a box with nudes in her wardrobe E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing) She is way more experienced with men but also know what shes doing with women.

F= Favorite position She secretly loves it when you sit on her face.

G= Goofy (how serious are they) Shes not goofy but also not goofy.

H= Hair (grooming habits) In the beginning of the relationship she shaved everyday bit after you dated für a while she didnt really care anymore.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty) Depends on her and your mood. If it was a hard day is rough/dirty but its normally rather soft.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often) She sometimes jacks off when you are at work (to the nudes of you in her box)

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual) She loves dominace and roleplay

L= Location (where they like to get it on) Mostly at home. Her favorite place is the shower or the kitchen.

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons) Making breakfast in just an oversized hoodie.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do) Something where you get hurt and something without consens.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are) She is a gynecologist.( hope that answers the question)

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed) She lasts around 3 rounds.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard) She loves Quickies in the on-call-room.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things) Addie is always in for new things if its fine for both of you.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts) She can make you cum so quick but a normal round is about 45min long.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers) She loves toys and has around 10 different toys. She uses them on herself and on you.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves) She LOVES to tease. Aspecialy at work.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk) Shes pretty loud in bed so if you are in a hotel everybody knows what yoj are doing.

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

X= X-ray (what’s down below in pants) Is category is mostly for men right??

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level) Everyday!

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after) She always waits until you are asleep.

[wonderful-writers-au]

Or Nah (18+ minors dni!)

Dom!Ethan Landry x Sub!F!Reader

W/C - 1 K

Warnings - Alcohol and Drug usage, smut, p in v, choking kink, oral (m!receiving), bimbo!Reader, unsafe sex, pull out method, breeding kink

Or Nah by Ty Dolla $ign (feat. The Weeknd, Wiz Khalifa and Dj Mustard)

!!!! IS NOT A REAL STORY, DO NOT USE OR HAVE COCAINE UNLESS IT IS LEGAL TO DO SO WHERE YOU LIVE !!!!

Summary - You went to the club with your friend to unwind of the week, then you meet Ethan, the nerdy guy who sits in the back of your econ class, but he doesn't seem so nerdy when Alcohol is in his system....

➶✺。Are we fucking when we leave the club or nah?

➶✺。Can you lick the tip then throat the dick, or nah? 

You were what most people would call a bimbo, a hot one, you loved going to clubs and finding any boy to go home with that night. But this night, you kind of just wanted to wind down, have a couple drinks, that was until you saw Ethan. "Ok, so your besties with Anika's sister?" Ethan asks you, taking a long sip of his drink afterwards. You nod and then sit down at his booth which he invited you too.

"Yep! I practically lived with them in highschool!" You exclaim, he then takes in all your features, just long enough for you to notice. "Why are you so different now? Like at the club, you usually are like so awkward in class." "The alcohol, it like gives me a confidence boost, I don't know." He smirks. "I also just happen to be a big ass flirt sometimes." He shrugs and you let out a loud laugh.

"I can't believe it." "Well, I've managed to get you here, haven't I?" You look at him in shock, he has, he flirted with you as soon as he saw you take a seat at the bar next to him. "So are you like into me or something?" "You sweet, dumb thing, of course I am." Ethan smirks, he then moves closer to you, his face somewhat inches away from yours.

"Guysss!" Tara hisses, making you and Ethan pull apart almost instantly. "I got coke!" She slurs. "Please don't yell that babe." Chad smiles at her. Chad and Tara sit down at the booth and smirk at you both. "You guys in?" Tara asks you.

"Fuck it! Why the hell not?" You smirk at them. Tara wraps her arms around you and smiles. "I love you, Y/n. have I ever told you that. Everyone is such a fucking downer sometimes." Tara slurs at you. "Ethan, are you in?" Chad asks Ethan. "No thanks, I'd rather not get arrested." He shrugs and you frown at him. "What?!" He says as he notices your frown, putting his hands up defenselessly as Tara joins your pouting look.

"Ok, why the fuck not?" He gives up as Tara starts doing the lines of the powder out of the bag. She rolls up a 1 dollar note and then puts it almost in her nose and sucks it up nicely. "Your turn!" She smiles at you, and you take the dollar from her. You do like two lines with everyone else before you leave to get another drink. You go back to see Ethan now by himself. "Eth." You slur at him. "Do you feel fucking amazing? Cause I feel fucking amazing."

You put yourself on his lap and he blushes slightly. You wrap your arms around his neck and smile at him. "I do feel pretty good." He smiles at you. "Do you want to go back to my place?" You ask him, he looks at you shocked. "To do what?" "To do this."

You press your lips against his and it feels like an instant euphoria. He tastes like strawberry and vodka, the combination of what he has been drinking all night, you loved the taste of him and as he pulled you onto his lap properly so your straddling him, your lips were back onto his. You wrapped your arms around his neck and he placed his hands on your waist.

His lips go down to your neck and then he picks you up like you weight as much as a feather and takes you to one of the club bathrooms and locks the door. "I don't think I can wait till we get to your house, Y/N."

"That's fine." You breathe out, pressing your lips quickly against his, he places you on the sink and goes in between your legs. His lips go to your neck and you're instantly trying to get his jacket off. You then press your lips back on his and then push him lightly off you to get on your knees. The whole situation feels rushed, but you love feeling the excitement shoot through your veins as you slowly undo his belt.

You pull out the belt and then place it on the floor as you slowly unbutton his pants, as you pull them down, his cock his strained against his boxers, already hard. "Hard for me already Baby?" You ask him, your words in a slur. He sucks in a breath as you come up to give him a kiss as you palm him through his boxers.

You then go back onto your knees and pull down his boxers, his cock springs out and is larger than you thought it would be. You kiss the tip and then he lets out a little groan. You then take him in your mouth and then he lets out a louder groan. He then takes a handful of your hair in his hand and supports your movements lightly forcing a bit of pressure on your head.

"Shit, Y/N." Ethan groans. "Your mouth is taking me so well baby..." You feel his cock twitch in your mouth and that's when you know he's close, so you quicken your movements and his grip on your hair tightens.

"Are you fine if I cum in your mouth?" He asks and you nod. It almost felt overwhelming when you felt his cock twitch almost uncontrollably and a salty taste fills your senses. You slowly glide your lips and mouth off his cock, he groans.

You spit it out into the sink, the taste slowly lingering but dissipating in your mouth. He grabs your thighs. “That was hot baby.” Ethan purrs. “You’d look so fucking sexy with pregnant my child.” He pulls your body closer to his. The space between him and you slowly shrinking in size. He pulls you up onto the sink with him. He kisses your neck. His touch and kisses makes a sense of butterflies flow through your stomach.

“Eth…we should stop…someone could walk in…” You say, your voice meek and quiet. He scoffs out a hearty laugh. “But do you want too?” He asks, his voice deep. You nod. “Then what’s the issue?”

“There…isn’t one then..” you say, you look at the door. He grabs your chin, he can read your expression instantly. “No need to be worried about people coming in. We’ll be quick.” He purrs into your ear. He slowly pulls your body onto his so you’re straddling him. As he does this, he pulls up your dress so it’s resting at your hips.

He slowly pulls your underwear to the side. He hums in appreciation. He positions you so your hovering over his hard cock. He lowers you so he slowly enters you. You gasp and he groans.

Someone knocks on the door. “Who’s there?” You ask. You hear a slur of a voice behind that door. “I need to pee.” Tara slurs. “Who ever is in there. Get out pleaseeee.”

you slowly crawl off his lap. You pull your dress and panties to the side. “Fuck you Tara.” Ethan grumbles.

[gunnerfc]

Jenni Hermoso NSFW Alphabet (18+, minors DNI!)

A: Aftercare

She’s so attentive, anything you need after sex, she’ll have ready for you

B: Body Part (their favorite body part of themselves and their partner)

Jenni’s favorite body part is her toned stomach, she’s had you get off by grinding against her abs many times

Her favorite body part of yours is your mouth, aside from the obvious reason, she loves feeling your lips on hers and her body

C: Cum (anything to do with cum)

If she’s going down on you, she’ll pull back right before you cum and switch to her fingers so she can watch as you fall apart up close

D: Dirty Secret 

You two have had many threesomes with strangers but she wants to have one with a teammate (Alexia)

E: Experience (Are they experienced? Do they know what they are doing?) 

Jenni is experienced and she’s helped you learn a lot of new things about yourself since the two of you started dating

F: Favorite Position 

She loves fucking you with a strap from behind, will bend you over any surface she can, and will roughly fuck you

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)

Always serious, her focus is solely on you

I: Intimacy (How intimate are they during the moment?)

Jenni is so intimate despite how rough she is with you (not that you’re complaining)

J: Jack off (Masturbation HC) 

She hates it when you do it because she wants to be the one to make you feel good and will tell you not to touch yourself

You don’t listen and when you know she’s about to be home, you’ll make sure she walks in on you fucking yourself with her strap which pisses her off and always results in a punishment

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks) 

Daddy kink, every time you call her daddy she fucks you harder

Edging, she will edge when she punishes you asking whether or not you deserve to cum

L: Location (Favorite place to have sex)

Doesn’t care, she just loves having you whining and begging, the location doesn’t matter to her

M: Motivation (What turns them on?) 

Hearing you simply say her name, she swears her name has never sounded better than when you say (or scream) it

N: No (Something they wouldn't do)

She’s open to a lot but she doesn’t want to be restrained, she wants her hands on you all the time

O: Oral (Preference on giving or receiving)

Giving, 100%. She loves how you taste and would spend hours between your legs if you would let her

P: Pace (Fast & Rough? Slow & Sensual?) 

Fast and rough, she hardly lets you catch your breath after an orgasm before she’s back to fucking you hard and pulling another orgasm from you

Q: Quickie (Thoughts on quickies) 

She enjoys them, they may not give her enough time to do everything she would like but she loves fucking you so she’ll take every chance she can to do so

R: Risk (Are they open to experimenting) 

Jenni is open to trying anything at least once as long as you are open to the idea as well. She would never force you to do something you weren’t open to

S: Stamina (How many rounds) 

Many, many long rounds. You don’t know how she can fuck you so hard for so long and be completely fine

T: Toys 

She has different straps, varying in size that she uses

U: Unfair (Do they like the tease)

Teasing you is one of her favorite things to do, she loves hearing you beg her to fuck you or let you cum

V: Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make) 

Her moans are quite low, you’re the louder one between the two of you

W: Wild Card (Random HC)

She convinced Alexia to join the two of you during a national team camp and you were so sore the next morning you couldn’t participate in training. Both Jenni and Alexia had smug looks on their face the rest of camp and you all decided it should become a regular thing when you were in camp

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It’s high, she hates that the two of you can’t have sex all the time

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Jenni only falls asleep after you, she wants to make sure you are okay and everything before she goes to sleep

[papaziggy-devblog]

You already know

NSFW alphabet for Xavier? If not..then what gets them goin?

Of couse... degenerates .w.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Clingy af... won't let you go, peppering soft kisses all over you while repeating 'I love you' over and over. Will get you whatever you need if you ask for it though

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

They really like their eyes, on their MC, thighs definitely

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Light consistency but copious

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He does things with a pillow with MCs face on it regularly... nasty nasty lil freak u3u

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Virgin.... 100% virgin... Never even held hands before MC

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position where he can see your face, he wants to watch you as you cum for him <3

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Depends on the situation and his mental state... Sometimes he's whiney and needy... sometimes he's absolutely snapped and reminding you that you're his <3

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Trimmed but has a happy trail that goes to his belly button

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Usually very lovey and needy, reminding you the whole time how much he loves you, how perfect you are, how much he needs you, how he's never gonna let you go~

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

4 times a day minimum

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding, bondage, breeding, degradation, praise, breeding, knife play, breeding, begging, breeding, orgasm denial, edging, breeding, and breeding

Oh right wimmdy reminded me, I almost forgot, breeding too

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In his room where it's nice and safe and secure but really he'd be down for anywhere... he's just happy to be here :)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

MC breathing

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Usuals

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers giving but it more than happy to receive too... Very eager... very messy .w.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast, needy, desperate, might beg you to give him permission to cum

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Fine with them, he just wants you u3u

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

They're willing to experiment and try new things, and they're fine with taking risks to an extent

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Yes

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

The pillow

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

They like to tease and LOVE to be teased... eats that shit up then whines and begs for more u3u

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Very vocal, whimpers and whines and moans and grunts and lots of talking

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He'd love to fall asleep lodged inside you, feeling your walls twitching around him as you both pass out sounds like the best thing ever to him u3u

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I left this to the generators too

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Yes

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He forces himself to stay awake until you fall asleep first

[altocat]

who is the thiccest soldier

Cloud: A Fine Boi

Kunsel: He Chomnk

Genesis: A Heckin' Chonker

Zack: H E F T Y C H O N K

Sephiroth: M E G A C H O N K E R

Angeal: O H L A W D H E C O M I N

[foreverl0stinmymind]

Obey me! NSFW alphabet headcannons

Character: Mammon

A: aftercare (What they're like after sex)

He's super clingy. Might as well be superglued to you. B: Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner's)

Hands. He loves his partner's hands. C: cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He enjoys playing with it, and loves it everywhere. D: Dirty secret

He once worked as a glory hole for spare cash. E: Experience (how much experience do they have?)

He isn't the most skilled, but if told what to do, can do it. F: Favorite position

Tied to his bed, spreadeagle. Or bent over the hood of his car, his fluids dripping down his legs. G: Goofy (are they more humorus? Or serious?)

He goofs off a lot, but if asked, will go dead serious. H: Hair (how groomed are they? Shaved? Trimmed? Does the carpet match the drapes?)

He has fine, light pubic hair, that he doesn't trim or shave. It is much straighter than normal, and if his skin was lighter, his hair would be invisible. I: intimacy (how romantic are they?)

He doesn't act super romantic, instead he kinda is just a crying whore. J: jack off (masturbation)

He does it. A lot. Lucifer once told him that if he spent half as much time studying as he did jerking off, he'd have perfect grades. K: kink

He's a sub. Also, I could see him being into petplay. He loves being pegged. L: location (where do they like to do it?)

His car. M: motivation (what turns them on?)

Neck bites. He loves being marked up. N: No (Things they won't do, hard limits)

He's a good boy, there's nothing he won't do. O: oral (do they prefer to give or receive? Are they good at it?)

He LOVES to give oral. Either blowjobs, eating out, or rimming, he loves it. If you gave him enough people to suck off, he could probably cum just from that. And his glory hole experience has made him quite skilled. P: pace (how fast are they? Slow an sensual, or fast and rough?)

He's rarely the one thrusting. He likes it rough though. Q: quickie (how do they feel about quickies?)

He wants to be taken apart slowly. R: risks (how likely are they to take risks/try something new?)

Risks are his game, baby! Tie him up, gag him, and leave him on a street corner, completely nude. S: stamina (how long can they last? How many rounds?)

He doesn't last long, but can go as many rounds as his partner wants. Sure, he'll be overstimulated and crying by the end of it, but What's the fun if he's not? T: toys (do they own any toys? Do they use them on a partner, or themselves?)

He has a chastity cage, and a variety of butt plugs. All for use on him. U: unfair (how much they like to tease)

He tries to tease, but sucks at it. He turns a delightful cherry red if you tease him, though. V: volume (how loud they are/what sounds they make)

Loud. Moans, whimpers, gasps, begging. W: wild card (random NSFW headcannon)

He wears a vibrating plug to school some days. X: X-ray (what's under their clothes?)

He's got a good six inches on him. Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

So high. He's a horny little slut, and knows it. Z: Zzz. (How fast they fall asleep afterwards)

He passes out in seconds.

Other characters:

Lucifer

Levi

Satan

Asmo

Beelzebub

Belphie

Diavolo

Barbatos

Simeon

Solomon

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THE BOOK OF BILL DECODED (Spoilers) (P3)

Heya bud, you aren't skipping the chapters are you? You aren't? That's good. But... just in case... HERE IS PART 2 IN ALL OF ITS GLORY.

READ IT. ITS A REAL KICKER! THE AUTHOR MUST BE SOME LUNATIC OR SOMETHING!

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Oh.

FIRST ARE SOME THINGS THAT I FORGOT TO DIDN'T INCLUDE

These are a series of pictures with small details that lead to a secret website. As of right now, we don't actually know what the website does.

First image is on the page where Bill introduces us to the book of bill. This is how we get our website name: (ThisIsNotAWebsiteDotCom.com)

The second picture is in The Great Gatsby section where we find the doctor's name. (T.J.ECKLEBURG) Which is our password for the website

The last two images are in Bill's Quiz section, where if you look at the book from an almost level angle, you can see the words: "NEED A PASSWORD? FINE ILL TALK," or "ITS THE NAME OF THE EYEBALL DOC," depending on which side you look at it from.

(Eyeball doc referring to T.J.Eckleburg.)

Code(s) used: Billese

"Not a phase."

The barcode on the magazine page gives "Hey Nerd" when scanned

Code(s) used: AXOLOTL

"Even his lies are lies."

Code(s) used: Fordese

"Remember us."

OKAY, THAT SHOULD BE ALL FOR THINGS I DIDN'T INCLUDE EARLIER.

Code(s) used: RUNES

Lone survivor of the Euclidean massacre.

Code(s) used: A1Z26 Cipher

Can warp narrativity. Protect fourth walls.

Code(s) used: RUNES

Titans blood

(Titan's blood)

Code(s) used: RUNES

Suck it Merlin

Code(s) used: RUNES

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

(Yes, just the alphabet)

Um, yeah. OKAY BYE.