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I Loathe You Sentence starters!

change pronouns as you see fit!

Can you maybe stand 100 yards away from me?

Even merely being in your presence makes my skin crawl.

I hate you so much.

Hey! I was using that!

Oh, I'm sorry, was this yours?

I can't stand them. They piss me off to no end.

There's something about their face that just screams 'punchable' to me.

How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways...

Go fuck yourself.

Your hatred of me only proves that you're jealous.

How are you able to even stand them? They're so annoying!

Shut up. Just please, shut up.

You are by far, the most insufferable person I've had the displeasure of meeting.

Why are you the way that you are?

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb to your ego and jump down to your IQ level.

Shut the fuck up.

Sorry, I was just looking for someone who asked, because it wasn't me.

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i also might make a sexy version of those cowboy memes cause i'm feeling spicy

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If you take requests could I ask for some cowboy/western starters please?

consider it done!

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Cowboy / Western Starters!

pronouns and context can be changed as you see fit! (a mixture of old west and modern cowboy aesthetics), some may be pulled from various media.

VERBAL

Aw, I broke the goddamn wheel!

This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

Cowboy is a breed tougher than nails and strong as steel.

Can you show me how to lasso?

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

Aw, I broke the goddamn wheel!

This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

'Cowboy' is a breed tougher than nails and strong as steel.

Can you show me how to lasso?

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

Don't mind him, he's all hat and no cattle.

That dog won't hunt, we gotta find another way to round up these cattle.

You're the biggest yellow-belly I ever laid my eyes on!

Get in the cellar, there's a big ol' twister heading our way!

C'mon, cowboy up. No sense in sitting here feeling sorry for yourself.

NONVERBAL

[GUNFIGHT]: Our muses engage in a gunfight together (whether against each other, or against others: specify)

[CAMPFIRE]: Our muses spend a night under the stars by a campfire together.

[HORSEBACK]: Our muses go horseback riding together.

[FARMING]: Our muses do farm work / take care of animals together.

[RESCUE]: Your muse has to rescue mine / vice versa.

[SALOON]: Our muses get into a saloon fight.

[WATERING HOLE]: Our muses go to a pond/lake and go swimming/fishing together.

[INJURY]: One of our muses gets injured from an animal / gunfight, and the other has to treat them.

[LASSO]: The muses practice their lassoing skills together.

[SQUAREDANCE]: Our muses go squaredancing together.

[RODEO]: One or both of our muses are participating in a rodeo.

[FAIR]: Our muses attend the county fair.

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yahoo! i reached 1k! thank you all so much for your continued support of my memes! i love making these for you and it means the world to me that y'all enjoy them so much

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send 🚬 to share a cigarette with my muse!

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say i made starters from that new ultraman movie..

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update: i put the link to do your daily click for p.alestine, as well as a site that has a list of brands to boycott and some donation sites!

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Do you have a masterpost or something for abbreviations and those starting totally fresh to the RPC on tumblr? I can't really find one anywhere. (╥﹏╥)

If you're talking about a masterpost for Tumblr specific terms used for the roleplay community, then I don't think I've seen a specific one for that. Maybe a few short little things for the most frequently asked questions, but those I saw years ago. If you want, I can definitely make one for that if that helps!

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Can you do a body/muscle worship ask thing? Or starters?

your wish is my command!

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you are beautiful to me: body worship

NSFW! MDNI!

how did i get so lucky?

thank you for gracing me with your body.

i could look at you all day.

your beauty never, ever scared me.

your breasts / chest are/is so gorgeous.

i could breathe in your scent for the rest of my life.

you've got the prettiest tits i've ever seen.

let me show you how much i love your cock / pussy.

your ass fits perfectly in my hands.

these were made for me.

that neck is just waiting for me to suck on it.

your hips are so grabbable.

run your pretty fingers through my hair and pull it like you mean it.

am i really that pretty to you?

i'll show you new ways to worship me.

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balancing act: balance themed starters!

keep your eyes on me.

don't look down, it'll blow your concentration.

you have to shift your weight between your feet.

you made me lose my focus!

i was trying to make you lose balance.

people are gonna be distractions. you have to get used to that.

i'm gonna fall!

remind me again why i have books on my head?

put one foot in front of the other.

balance is a very important skill to learn, so make sure you're paying attention.

there's a net below you. you'll be fine.

i hate heights...

this is something that takes years to fully master, so don't get upset for not getting it right away.

oh my god, i think i did it!

just follow my example.

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shit said in my discord out of context

general warning for potty / nsfw humor, edited for

I SAW CILLIAN MURPHY'S BALLS IN IMAX

Anyway, who suffered most, Jesus Christ, or Jesse Pinkman

THE GRANDPENIS IS LOCKED IN THE CAGE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Sorry, that's my tdick

With great power comes great uhhh relationship drama

Not now, sweetie, daddy's cyberbullying

_____, the rat is a homosexual

Idc if he's built scrumptious, I'm not forgiving this piss excuse of a father

GIVE ME BACK MY HAIR, YOU LITTLE TWINK

I need you to eat concrete

What is grief if not piss persevering

I feel like I'm listening to the voices of the damned while im a victorian child in bedrest

I am not calling my nephew Bazinga or Sheldon, _____

I will slam my penis in the first car door I see

He looked like he went through the pee loop de loop

Snork snork and all that jizz

I lost my penis

I'm sorry but if my babygirl looks mentally healthy then that's not my babygirl anymore

No fuckin way _____ is drawing with his penis

You fucking called William Travis a saucy minx

THERE A FUCK RAT IN MY ROOM!!!!!!

That is indeed a Whore

I thought you were sending a tutorial of how to draw a butthole for _____

SUCK MY WEENIS

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free palestine. this is a no brainer

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send 💪to rest your arm on my short muse's head! add + for the reverse.

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animal death tw //

sorry for the sudden disappearance. my dog died a month ago in my arms. which is the second time this has happened within a span of mere months.

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Send 'Ow! Ow! Leggo my ear!' for my muse to take yours by the ear