#vulkan tts

[two-reflections]

[multiversemittens]

[the-wayward-arc]

Gonna ease my way back into writing, idk if this block will lift but God it's frustrating. Someone suggested tiny stories:

TTS lost primarch

Jaune: Okay see, I still don't understand why you need me?

Emperor: BECAUSE MY SON, YOU LIKE YOUR BROTHERS, ALL HAVE A ROLE TO PLAY IN MY GRAND PLAN FOR HUMANITY.

Jaune: Okay? And what is that pl-

Emperor: IN DUE TIME I WILL TELL YOU.

Jaune: God Dammit...

Magnus: See! This what I've been dealing with, it's great to have you here little brother, atleast I have someone I can actually speak to.

Kitten: Hey!

Magnus: Besides you of course.

Jaune: Well who else is gonna appear?

Rogal: Besides Corvus and Vulkan, none so far.

Emperor: THAT IS WHERE JAUNE COMES IN. YOU WILL BE THE ONE.

TO.

BRING.

*goes silent*

Jaune: uhhhh....

Magnus: F-Father?

Emperor: FULGRIM. IM GOOD AT DRAMATIC PAUSES.

Jaune and Rogal: No.

[diamond-hoo-ha-man]

Hunter the Parenting Headcannon

I'm sure i'm wrong, but until the show says otherwise, i choose to believe Vulkan and Corax are on a roadtrip across the UK trying to hunt down and kill Konrad, who's been a pretty damn powerful vampire for a while now. reasons -those two being on a road trip makes me happy -there's no way you can put Curze in world of Darkness and he's NOT a vampire. -if two of their siblings that are good folk and fellow hunters do exist, it'd have to be something big or emotionally difficult to talk about that they haven't been mentioned until now. the fact no one wants to talk about their brother being a Blank and just quietly hoping Corax and Vulkan get him makes sense to me. -corax and Vulkan would absolutely be two of the most fitting brothers to want to hunt Curze (though i admit Lion and the Angel would have every right as well. but we already had the bro-trip duo esablished in the old TTS setting)

[lastenline]

Went to my LGS to see if there were any folks playing to give me some tips on how to play. It gave me an excuse to take a pic of my army at the moment. I saw some minis I need to do some maintenance to so there is that. I’m working my way up to 2000 points. With Christmas around the corner I’m hoping for some more miniatures. I wouldn’t mind adding more eradicatiors, intercessors, and infiltrators. As far as new guys I figured I could do with some assault centurions and terminators and the means to transport them like a rhino or a gladiator. And since I’m adding more vehicles maybe a techmarine.

I wish GW will either release Captain Vulkan Hes’tan in plastic or eventually reveal the fate of the Primarch Vulkan and add him back to the chapter since they killed off several of the firstborn and replaced them with nothing. Since Roboute Guilliman and the Lion are returning I can only assume a series of books are coming where they team up and go on a mission from the God-Emperor and get the band back together. Khan, Corax and I think Russ are in the Warp as far as I know. As far as I want him alive due to his appearance in TTS, Rogal Dorn’s probably dead. I think the Iron Hands primarch was killed and the Adeptus Mechanis are doing something with his skull? Clonegrim is an exhibit in Trayzn’s collection (And I’m hoping the Emperor’s Children teaser may have something to do with but I’m not holding my breath). And Vulkan is either dead, lost, or not coming back until the Salamanders find all the relics he left behind or solve a book of riddles I think?

My grip on 40K lore is tedious so I might be wrong.

[kingwithpaintedfingers]

Could you tell me about your TTS continuation AU? It intrigues me. :)

Oh man, the original version of this post was going to be a play-by-play of everything that happens xDDDD But, uh, basically, it started back when TTS wasn't going to be cancelled, and it started with the question, "well, if one of the Custodes owns Magnus's soul and they're a couple now, and there are three [at the time] more Custodes characters and three more daemon primarchs who belong to one specific god...what if all three of them ended up with a Custodes who had won his soul—and his hearts?"

The premise has changed a little now, now only Mortarion is one in a game, but the premise is still basically "everyone gets a boyfriend (except for a few people who get girlfriends), everyone starts to heal from their traumas and get along, and eventually their family is reunited and the Emperor is able to safely get off the throne.

Mortarion ends up with Wamuudes, Fulgrim with Karstodes, Angron with Custodisi, Ferrus with Hammurabi, I think Roboute ends up with Yvraine, Jaghatai has an OC Eldar boyfriend, Corvus ends up with the two soldiers he met on that one planet I'm too lazy to look up the name of, and I think that's it??? Sanguinius was accidentslly brought back to life a long time ago, Horus gets pulled out of the Unmaterium, Konrad turns out to have been a Perpetual all along...

There are feasts, baths, calling each other out, gardens, arguments about etymology, a pun I still maintain is an absolute banger, and Vulkan hugs everyone at some point. There's also sex scenes and a seduction I need to slightly rewrite to conform to a new headcanon I picked up.

So yeah! I haven't written very much of it, because damn, it's a lot, but it was where I started writing fanfiction instead of daydreaming it.

[ravenladycorvus]

Basically the story behind the engine is that when Vulkan forged it, he put all his negative emotions, as well as his angst into it. And tts had it be a small green car. I think a beetle or punch buggy. Not sure.

mun:"ohhh, like i said i don't have a time to watch all tts episode"

[thefandomexpert]

skipping the ‘women are not a monolith’ bc that’s in another comment. all opinions herein are my own, i’m not prefacing each statement with that so if I say something you personally disagree with it’s not a problem these are just my Onions

first, this seemed very surface level. they’re missing a few big name primarchs for both columns which is baffling.

khan, gman, and vulkan are all standard, loyal, manly men ™️ who also happen to be textually ‘nice’ to mortals/are generally seen as well-adjusted individuals.

This poster has missed the fact that, as far as my corner of the internet is concerned:

1) khan has very little lore compared to his brothers. even if he’s cool he’s not Plot Relevant. there’s no character arc with him? he’s cool. that’s literally it. and i love him for being cool but there’s nothing for me to play with there

2) gman is the most basic white bread unless you like him in which case he’s a sleep-deprived ‘i didn’t ask for this’ ceo dilf scrambling for any sense of security who makes bad decisions in part because he’s sleep deprived and scrambling. i am willing to bet the latter characterization was not really considered when making this post, considering this poster doesn’t think he’s simped over (untrue)

3) vulkan, like khan, also suffers from having brothers that are more plot relevant, though he has more of a character arc (or he could if they brought him back). However, he also suffers from The Fandom Racism Problem. but we don’t need to get into that rn.

42k!Guilliman aside, there’s nothing interesting to be had there narratively, and the other two haven’t been lore relevant since the heresy, unless you want to count tts’ revival of vulkan.

guys i’m surprised are not on this list: corvus really should be up here considering his temperament, and sang?? and FULGRIM???? that says a lot about where the poster is coming from. like fulgrim is for the queers so i get missing out on him if u don’t get him but you didn’t think we’d like sang???? textually prettiest primarch????? the only reason i can think he’s skipped is because he is simped for and therefor is not a surprise

meanwhile,

1) angron is The Single Most Tragic Primarch of the lot, his inevitable clash with the imperium is very good for getting to the core of the Imperial Problem, and he’s a sympathetic and relatable character. i, too, would want to rip my dad apart if he didn’t take the painful metal contraption that made me fuckass mad out of my head even if he could, and made me leave my friends to die to boot. is clearly trying to do right but is forced to do otherwise in a way that’s far more poignant than guilliman or lion making a nasty genocidal decision ‘for the greater good.’ can be either a True Tragic Figure or a beast for a beauty candidate. if you wanted to fix-it one primarch and fix the whole plot by extension, the answer would not be hugging horus or letting gman take a nap: it would be handling The Angron Problem because he is the biggest most obvious example of the imperium Not Working the way it’s being sold. he’s fucking compelling. and he has the biggest rack aight look.

2) corvus is fandom bait full stop. wet cat of a guy who turns into a crow demon and bothers one of the more annoying traitors forever and ever. guilty about his tragic mutated kids. guilty about a lot of stuff actually. again, sad wet cat. and while he’s not plot relevant post dropsite, he’s still textually around and open for a dramatic return. and i mean. look at shrike. tell me they didn’t expect the hot topic kids to be rg players. go on. the only way they could have made him more baity is to put clip-ons in his hair and dress him up in plaid skirts and fishnet gloves. rawr means ily in dinosaur, i made u a cookie but i eated it ass primarch.

3) kurze is again equal parts tragic and potential beast to tame from a fandom perspective. he’s got a cool gimmick with the future sight and who hasn’t wanted to skin a few oligarchs you know? he’s surprisingly witty and he’s got that tall dark and triangle look the tumblr girlies tend to like. there’s a canon example of him keeping a human alive as a pet for multiple years even. you can make this work, easy.

i get the sense some people question why people would like the traitor primarchs, as if telling emps to fuck off and die isn’t the hottest thing a guy can do in this setting (again: one of the major reasons 42k!gman has any appeal is his disillusionment with his father and his genuine struggle to understand why imperialism isnt working out. you’ll get it eventually buddy). they all maim and kill people so that’s also just. way less of a factor than you’d expect, except if they do it in particularly clever or charming ways, which the standard Manly Men primarchs do not, and also we like villains here, sir.

guys i’m surprised are not on this list: mortarion lmao. he’s just as bad if not worse than curze from an appearance standpoint and he’s not a nice guy, neither is he a big scary aggressive protector/hunter/etc dynamic candidate. he’s just there and he just Sucks. and we love him for that. like people are nuts over this guy. which is excellent! but given what poster expected he should be a big surprise. maybe magnus - i can see some people missing his appeal as he’s touted as a nerd and he’s continually a massive loser in every sense of the word…as long as you’re unfamiliar with the wild popularity of the tts version. this may be a sang situation where he’s not mentioned bc he’s expected and proven to be simped over, no surprise.

Lmao

Primarch simps of Tumblr, what is your verdict? (No hate to OP, just poking fun)

[swannieluv]

Bonjour

Mootie I have a questionnnn, have u ever played (or watched videos of) honkai impact or honkai star rail?

They're both rlly cool games but I desperately need to catch up on the honkai impact lore (I downloaded the game on my pc in like 2019 or maybe 2018 and then stopped playing after a year)

Anyway that's all I wanted to ask (for now)

Au revoir

HI MOOTIE!

And yes I already played them! I used to play HSR until 1.1, but it stopped running on my potato phone because of Vulkan TT

And I've been playing Honkai Impact, but I'm still in chapter V because I don't have much time to do so </3

[snekkohekko]

I like to imagine adult Finn is like Vulkan from Emperor TTS, in that he really likes giving hugs, but no one wants to be hugged by him because he's so big and strong he could break your spine on accident

[multiversemittens]

Tumblr on April Fools Day 2024:

[beril66]

@robot-roadtrip-rants fair enough! Just a slight nitpick TTS became a little more than just a comedy series before James Worshop killed it (did you watch Hunter the Parenting? If not please do you WILL NOT dissappoint!) But I am going to be honest I'll take TTS Emps , Magnus , Cato Scarius and Calgar anyday 🤣🤣 ...Vulkan too. That Jameican accent just...fits you know

Have you watched Behemoth? If not again highly recommend it. Inquisitor cryptman and his band of SM misfits are HILARIOUS

Reblog and put your rare pair in the tags/comments! I want to see the depths people will go to create, for the most random two characters in the most obscure media.

[the-wayward-arc]

Primarch and their kids

Magnus: *drinking Tea* Ah such a great brew. A good cup of tea with a good book. A lovely afternoon isn't it?

Salem: Quite father, such a peaceful afternoon.

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Vulkan: Okay! Now we shall make a helmet, your Drake helmet Emerald!

Emerald: Alright dad! I'm ready!

Vulkan: LETZ GETZ COOKIN!! Alright my little fire newt, let's bring the fire to life!

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Russ: HAHAHAHAHA THATS 25!! *Cleaves Ursa's head clean off*

Drago: I HAVE CLAIMED NONE! THE BEST NUMBER!

Nora: *rips Ursa in half* HA! 26 daddy-o! Looks like we're eating fried chicken tonight!!

Russ: HA! We'll see my she-pup!

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Weiss: Aaanndd there! *proudly looking at dress she created*

Fulgrim: Great work my dear! The stitches are perfect *looking closely* even added your Crest into every stitch! Marvelous work my princess!

Weiss: *beams with pride*

Winter: Father, my blade is finished *shows a rapier that looks absolutely beautifully crafted*

Fulgrim: Marvelous! Absolutely marvelous! Look at the deadly sharpness to it, the engraving is perfect and the handle itself is a work of art alone! Lovely my little warrior!

Winter: *smiles softly*

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[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Very randomly I found a short story about Vulkan, talking about the time Curze destroyed Nostramo and how he and Horus wanted to deal with Curze after that.

I can post some excerpts if you are curious but let me tell ya, Vulkan is such a precious Boi <3

[thats-rather-rude]

Me posting fanart of 12 different fandoms after changing my interests every 3 weeks

[soundkiller0017]

Weiss: Jaune dear, who are you talking?

'Penny' and 'Pyrrha': *In ghost voice* YOU ARE WEAK JAUNE. WEAK

Jaune: *smacks both 'Pyrrha' and 'Penny' ghsost*: The actual Penny and Pyrrha would say the contrary. You ghost face idiot

(I'm referencing to TTS were Vulkan can see Ferus Manus ghost and Vulkan smacks that ghost saying that phrase. And I know that has almost zero relation with what you posted, but I really NEEDED to reference that)

Jaune: Aahhh, New Year, new mental illnesses!

Pyrrha: What-that...that's not how it goes...