#vulgares

[jesusreidamisericordia]

O amor tem valor e ele dá grandeza aos nossos atos. Diário 889.

[effinbirds]

[crawfishcomic]

Recruitment

[pangur-and-grim]

they love apple more than god

[beggars-opera]

There are very few f-bombs in the 18th century slang dictionary, but when they do show up they are CLASS

[onenicebugperday]

Common pill woodlouse, Armadillidium vulgare, Armadillidiidae

Native to Europe, and especially the Mediterranean basin, this species is now found throughout the world.

Photos by pfau_tarleton

[goldiipond]

what the fuck did they mean by this

[largemandrill]

Is this anything?

[solarg0blin]

mē, tangō leviter Miētte cum latus pedīs meī: Miētta, dēmovēre ut nōn incurrere in tē

Miētte, cum oculōs ēius magnōs: tū CALITRĀS Miētte? tū calitrās corpus ēius sīcut follis? ēheu! ēheu! carcer prō Mātre! carcer prō Mātre prō Singula Mīlla Annōs!!!!

[crevicedwelling]

today’s isopod is Armadillidium vulgare “Orange Vigor,” an orange mutation of the common pillbug or roly-poly.

they still show yellow scrawls and varying shades of base color like the wild gray form, with males tending to be dark and patternless and females brighter and with more markings.

[jesusreidamisericordia]

Jesus, Vós me dais a conhecer e compreender em que consiste a grandeza da alma. Diário 889.

[dipperscavern]

not to be vulgar but im going to be vulgar. do u have any thoughts on how the stark men would eat u out (other than like a man starved ofc)?!!

YES LETS GET VULGAR. I HAVE THOUGHTS OH YES I DO

okay, so, jon obviously does it to make you feel good. but he also finds eating you out pleasurable. the taste of you, the cries of his name spilling from your lips, the way you tug on his hair, the feeling of your thighs trembling around his head — it’s pleasurable for him. sometimes after a long day, he just needs to blow some steam off, needs relief. and he finds that within you & your warmth on his tongue. ohhh yeah. pulling you to sit on his face, hands locked around your thighs with an iron grip. best believe you aren’t getting up anytime soon.

robb does it because he likes making you feel good. his entire life is in disarray, and everything is going wrong for him. he has to constantly make difficult & sometimes cruel decisions, he likes being able to give someone something good — like making his wife cum as many times as she wants. and i’m sorry i’m about to get lewd on here, but robb seems like a fingering-you-while-he-sucks-on-your-clit typa guy. and truly, being intimate with you is part of his sanctuary. it’s those sacred moments where you’re sharing each others bodies that has his mind drifting from the present war, and you’re both just in your own little bubble.

and cregan….. cregan just does it cause of how in love with you he is. like he’s just so head over heels for you, he has to make you writhe on his tongue. and especially if you were a maiden before you both got married, there’s something about giving you more pleasure than you thought possible. there’s honeslty not much to add, he does it cause he loves you and he wants to. & it’s also his favorite way to warm you up. laying you down on the furs in front of the blazing fire, hands wrapped around the outside of your thighs to keep you in place…. need. don’t worry about the cold, you’ve got cregan.

[effinbirds]

[crawfishcomic]

Free Money

[pangur-and-grim]

I had two colonies! my scabers were in a beautiful planted terrarium with a bark wall. unfortunately after I went on a trip, they suffered a colony collapse - I'd asked my housemate to spritz them with water in my absence, but I'm guessing she either spritzed more or less than I usually do, and the shock killed them.

a third of them survived this event, so I gave the terrarium away to someone with invertebrate knowledge.

and then there's my vulgare colony! they thrived for years - at one point, there were so many that the ground oscillated like water when I lifted the lid up. and then.....within a month this year, they all died. no clue why. I didn't change any part of my care.

unfortunately, if I don't understand how I killed them, then I won't be able to prevent their deaths in the future, so I'm done with invertebrates for now. they brought me a lot of joy while they lasted, though!

[alienorchids]

Dir en grey, artist portraits from VULGAR