#voxtv

[asmakler]

TV-Sendung "MIETEN, KAUFEN, WOHNEN" bei Vox-TV., und AS Immobilien International Kilic mit Herrn Alessandro Comune., wir suchen dringend *IMMOBILIEN* in Mülheim an der Ruhr und Umgebung., http://www.vox.de/cms/kochen-polnische-frauen-gerne-1274547.html

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Charlie: Angel is smiling, did something happen?

Angel: What? I can’t smile just ‘cause I feel like it?

Husk: Valentino tripped and fell in the parking lot.

[iheart-alastor]

hi! can i request vox x nerdy reader?? preferably male reader but gn is fine too!

thank you, take care of yourself!! :3

Awh thank you take care of yourself too! And thanks for the ask anon❤

Vox x Male!Nerdy reader

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𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒋𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒈𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝐕𝒐𝒙'𝒔 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒚𝒆𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒖𝒚 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒇𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒔𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒕'𝒔

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"Vox sir I don't think making your angelic security cost 5k hell bucks is really that great!" You said while walking besides him with your clipboard in hand "oh and whys that y/n?"He said in annoyed tone "well you see sir if the sinners want protection from the angels there would be a lot of people willing to buy the product so I say you leave either at 1k and see how it goes sir" you say while checking your clipboard to see if he had any meetings for the day you looked up to see vox chuckle before patting your head "oh you are one smart assistant, well then we will make the product low. For now at least" the two of you stop outside of his office door before he opened it and went to sit at his desk with many tv screens watching that hotel. Vox sits at his desk and began to think about what to do "Y/n have I got anymore meetings for today?" He says while you focus your eyes on the camera pointing at that hazbin hotel he sighed before snapping his fingers in your face to get your attention "earth to y/n have I got anymore meetings" his voice became glitchy before it went back to normal "No sir, but the producers of need the new tv you made fixing as his has a bug in the system causing them to break easily making people want refunds" you said while checking the clipboard before hearing a loud sigh come from vox "ah great well if you may can you help me check the program system for the glitch it will be faster that way so you can have the rest of the day off"he says in a clearly annoyed tone trying not to upset him you agree " Sure sir you don't have any more meetings or podcasts for the day so we could spend the rest of the day on it anyway" he chuckled before ruffling up your short trimmed hair

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Hours had past and you was helping vox check the program system in his new VoxTv to see what the issue was although you was starting to get tired you pushed through it until vox felt pressure on his shoulder he looked at you to find you asleep he smiled at you softly and picked you up minding his sharp claws he carried you to your bedroom and tucked you into bed and placed a kiss on your forehead before walking out your room and closing the door quietly to keep you asleep. You woke up the next morning to find yourself in your bed

You had remembered how you fell asleep last night so you put the dots together knowing vox took you to bed

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𝑰𝒎 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒊𝒇 𝑰 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒕 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑰 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒓𝒚 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕!

[askoverlordvox]

Does VoxTV stream Family Guy?

@ask-peter

We do, in fact! It remains one of our long running series, perfect for a relaxing night of ignoring your kids. Episodes are also available for download on all your devices, including the brand new VoxTek™ Hellpone 6+, now available in stores.

The show had a shorter spinoff, Yug Ylimaf, but that one has been... cancelled, shall we say.

[voxblog]

My sister burned my VoxTV can I get a refound?

"I'm sorry to hear that. We'll get that fixed right away! And no need with bothering to send us an address. We have our ways at Voxtek~"

[p0ssyart]

learned from the best <3

(character lore and explanations below!)

CYNA - ALL PRONOUNS

japanese, adopted and raised by two masc people (queer parents)

joined the army at 18, only to die at 19 when taken hostage by enemies and executed, she looked them in the eye the whole time

she WAS a sinner, but during an extermination, adam saw and went to attack her but then realized she looks a lot like his soldiers already and she CLEARLY had skill so he... he hid her under his robe and took her to heaven lmao (basically just "uhhh god bless you child" and took her)

adam has kept her identity a secret for a LONG time, even from lute (she only found out a little before the HH pilot)

adam is Genuinely afraid of her like she terrifies him beyond explanation

can detach various body parts, looks like a combat robot for some dystopian army movie, or the mcu lmao

she dyes her hair blue because she misses her big sister..

LOAVA - SHE/HER

latina ballerina, adopted by the same people as cyna was, cyna was adopted when loava was 10

built similarly to a barbie doll but with much more flexibility and with some tech functions

died at 25, stressed herself to death over being a perfect dancer. after doing her dream performance, her heart gave out on stage

lowkey adopted by carmilla, she sees herself heavily in loava and has grown to care for her like her daughters

works as a performer on voxtv programs and a model for velvette, carmilla doesnt own her soul BUT she is heavily protected from overlords like valentino

was taught self defense and combat training by carmilla, also has been upgraded to angelic steel plating on her body (not entirely but the parts that could end her life if attacked) and has gotten a pair of angelic ballet shoes like carmilla

falling in love with velvette the more they interact, unofficially dating but pretty much everyone in hell knows because of paparazzi images

her nose functions as a button, when pressed her face plate can be opened and it shows her demonic form and the Dark parts of her mind and human life

passionate most about ballet but knows many dance styles like the back of her hand

[static-overlord]

"Coming soon to VoxTV!

Watch and be amazed at Vox Entertainment's newest shining star as she makes her grand televised debut very very soon! Be dazzled by her dance, enchanted by her voice, and she's attractive too!

Stay tuned viewers, because Mimzy's going to be taking Hell's programming by storm! I guarantee!

You won't want to miss it!"

[fanby-fckry]

Voxblr must’ve been going off the day Fizzarozzie went canon. The RPF girlies would’ve gone wild.

Source: voxblr.vox #unreality cw #meta post #hellaverse #hazbin hotel #helluva boss

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🐸 jest-fizzarolli Follow

Feb 14, 2014

Mammon’s got a new brand deal in the works for me. can’t say much about it yet, but I’m heading to Lust today to work out some kinks.

🐸 jest-fizzarolli Follow

Feb 14, 2014

fuck why did no one tell me Asmodeus was so hot?

🐸 jest-fizzarolli Follow

Feb 14, 2014

ok, you know what, that’s fair.

🐸 jest-fizzarolli Follow

Feb 15, 2014

he’s actually… really sweet, too.

🐸 jest-fizzarolli Follow

2 min. ago

update: we’re dating now

#you guys have no idea how long I’ve waited to say that #as scared as I was to go public #it’s a relief to finally stop hiding ↯ #fizzarozzie #my posts

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🌕 m00nlight_h0wling 🌗 Follow

20 min. ago

can’t believe @.queen-bee-lzebub made me read the word “clussy” with my own two eyeballs.

🐝 queen-bee-lzebub Follow

18 min. ago

Aww, babe forgive me? 🥺

🌕 m00nlight-h0wling 🌗 Follow

18 min. ago

no <3

🐝 queen-bee-lzebub Follow

15 min. ago

Clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy

🐺 666--vortex Follow

14 min. ago

#bee stop instigating #and loon let bee post what she wants #ists y’all fight too much

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🐝 queen-bee-lzebub Follow

29 min. ago

"average imp fucks a Sin 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average imp fucks 0 Sins per year. Fizzarolli Georg, who lives in Lust Ring & fucks Asmodeus over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Source: voxblr.vox ↯ #fizzarozzie #it’s about fuckin time #get that clussy ozz!!! #fr tho #happy for u 2 💛 #👑🐝

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🌈 hells-disney-princess Follow

47 min. ago

Soooo @.ozzie-king-of-lust @.jest-fizzarolli

When’s the wedding?

#love wins ↯ #fizzarozzie #love you uncle ozzie!! #and you too uncle fizz!! #❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 #🥹🥰💖 #🌈 posts

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Feb 20, 2014

I can’t be the only demon shipping Fizzarolli and Asmodeus, can I? They’d be so cute together!!!

I’m thinking Fizzmodeus for the ship name. Or maybe Fizzarozzie? Oh that sounds muuuch better actually.

🪡 niffty-lady 📠 Follow

Apr 21, 2014

Confession time: I have a contact that helps me get tabloids from Lust into Pride.

I shipped Fizzarozzie wayyy before the tabloids started reporting on them but it’s good inspo

🪡 niffty-lady 📠 Follow

Nov 1, 2019

Ok, I know some of you are gonna think I’m crazy, but I think Fizzarozzie is ACTUALLY canon???

🪡 niffty-lady 📠 Follow

50 min. ago

SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!! I knew it!!!!!!

🪡 niffty-lady 📠 Follow

50 min. ago

I told you! Didn’t I tell you?

↯ #fizzarozzie #it’s CANON!!! #I am going to write SO! MUCH! FANFICTION! #new otp unlocked!!!

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🐸 jest-fizzarolli Follow

1 hr. ago

quiet quitting is cool and all… but I’m about to go out with a bang! 💥😈🎶

↯ #mammon’s clown pageant #jester’s privilege #my posts

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👓 creepz0 Follow

2 hr. ago

UNBELIEVABLE

Fuckzzarolli is such an ungrateful clown. Doesnt care about his fans AT ALL. Hes not funny anyway.

#anti-fizzarolli #fizzi critical ↯ #fizzarolli

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👯‍♀️ glitz-n-glam Follow

2 hr. ago

Got this one in the bag! Fizza-rotty doesn’t stand a chance. 😈😈

↯ #mammon’s clown pageant #klown bitch #glitz n glam #klown posting

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💥 blitz-the-o-is-silent Follow

3 hr. ago

fuck the h8rs fizz u got this

↯ #mammon’s clown pageant ↯ #fizzarolli

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📺 voxblr4k ☑️ ☑️ ☑️ Follow

8 hr. ago

Thanks to a Deal with @.million-dollar-mammon Mammon’s Clown Pageant will be coming to Pride for the first time since 2010!

Tune in to watch live on VoxTV at 8:00 pm or stream it on Voxflix.

#and remember #if you fuckers pirate this #it’s not just my wrath you’ll be facing for breaking tos ↯ #mammon’s clown pageant #VoxTV #Voxflix #VoxTek

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⬜️ voxblrverse-meta Follow

9 hr. ago

Fanby’s Fake Dash Masterpost

[static-overlord]

"Don't worry, I have the perfect solution to this entire situation!"

He whips out a camera and starts recording. "This is going STRAIGHT to VoxTV's comedy, 'Hell's Dumbest Dipshits'!"

“My girlfriend was creating something in ‘art therapy’ today and she glued herself to the floor.”

“…Don’t ask how, your guess is as good as mine. But uh…anyone have something that dissolves glue…? ….Or scissors?”

[asmakler]

TV-Sendung "MIETEN, KAUFEN, WOHNEN" bei Vox-TV., und AS Immobilien International Kilic mit Herrn Alessandro Comune., wir suchen dringend *IMMOBILIEN* in Mülheim an der Ruhr und Umgebung., http://www.vox.de/cms/kochen-polnische-frauen-gerne-1274547.html

[danielvontrausnitz]

Der krasse Kohlkoppkiller killt Kohlrabiköppe ... . . . [Werbung] #danielunterwegs #bandgeschwister #anderlein #bassist #westone #kolumne #charakter_magazin #göttingen #natur #Nordhessen #werbung #erlebnishessen #tv_schauspieler #film #dasperfektedinner #voxtv #kochen #hessischerrundfunk #hrfernsehen #kassel #kasselfornia #lesereise #lesung #parkresidenz_bsa #lovemyjob #actorslife #schauspieler #sprecher #autor #autorslife #hörbuch #hörspiel #DanielvonTrausnitz www.daniel-von-trausnitz.de https://www.novamd.de/x/Lust (hier: Göttingen) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwOgHv_jCtr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hk854xejsp7d

[static-overlord]

☕ for our muses to have coffee together

@lovebug-pup

He sips his coffee as he scrolls through ideas for VoxTV shows on his phone. His eyes then glance over at the other that seemed to have joined him. "...do i know you?"

[mzbabz-blog]

Tonight The 640Evening Show 7-9pm on VoxTV Presents: Guest Female Hip-Hop Artist from TuneSquad: Trappiinkk. Also Artist of "The Gate City" Hip-Hop Artist "Treyo-Senko" . Watch and Listen Live @ VoxWav.Com or Youtube : VoxWav Live.

[jayfrog]

Had a great day with the team including loads of laughing, interesting stories and good food :) #jayfrog #andrezierkefashion #andrezierkecouture #andrezierke #voxtv #mietenkaufenwohnen #dj #pioneerdj #hamburg #tv #tvshow #germany #vox (hier: Langenhorn, Hamburg, Germany)

[umichfan]

That looks so good to bad I can't get here #bueno #VoxTV

[asmakler]

TV-Sendung "MIETEN, KAUFEN, WOHNEN" bei Vox-TV., und AS Immobilien International Kilic mit Herrn Alessandro Comune., wir suchen dringend *IMMOBILIEN* in Mülheim an der Ruhr und Umgebung., http://www.vox.de/cms/kochen-polnische-frauen-gerne-1274547.html