#vivy girl I hope I did you justice

[yesyourstalker]

Neta: training is officially over! It's your first day on the job! How are you guys feeling? Are you excited Antho? Antho are you excited?

Antho:........................................

Neta: look at him. He's so excited he can't even contain himself

Antho:...........................................

Neta: what about you Naomi? Are you excited?

Naomi: yeah....um..... I'm more nervous than anything...... I'm not sure if I'm going to be good with the customers or not.... I don't want to mess anything up or have them yell at me or

Neta: awwww Don't worry, you're going to be great. if something happens you can come to me ok as you have your shift buddy Antho.

Antho:.............. Can I go home early

Neta: You can but you won't be paid for the full day

Antho: hmm

Naomi: so uhhh....... what... what do we do

Neta: well Right now this time it's not a busy time of the year. You guys are hired right after the brunt of spring break. Thankfully y'all didn't have to get involved with that. Right now you're just going to get regulars coming in coming out. Just greet them. Say hi. Answer questions.... you can be on your phone. Just you know..... if someone approaches you assist them.

Antho: how long is our break?

Neta: well this is a 5-hour shift so your break is going to be 30 minutes during an 8-hour shift. You know when you finally get the acclimated to everything it will be an hour. Any more questions?

Antho: I have one

Neta: any questions that pertain to the job and not my physical appearance?

Antho: no

Neta: All right then. So I'm going to be in the back to-

Antho: why are you dressed like that?

Neta:............ I have to go to a graduation after this

Antho: aren't you supposed to look nice during those occasions?

Neta:............................ I'm going to be in my office doing paperwork. Call me if you need me. Also Seth is here if you need it

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Antho:..........................................

Naomi:..........................................

Antho:.........

Naomi: .. ...... How have you been?

Antho: ehhhh..... Could be better.... Could be worse so yeah...................*sigh*.........

Customer: excuse me

Antho: yeah what is it?

Customer: oh uhhhh do you have the "easy drift" album?

Antho: uhhh... hey Seth!

Seth:..................

Antho:... Seth!

Naomi: I don't think he can hear you. But I heard the easy drift album comes out next week

Antho: oh ....no we don't have it yet

Customer: am I able to per order it and hold it till then?

Antho: yeah sure........*sigh*.... just type in your name and info and we'll hold it for you.

Customer: ok ..... alright all set

Antho: uh huh hears your receipt and here's the pickup date

Customer: thank you have a nice day

Antho: yep.......jack ass....... Who even listens to easy drift?

Naomi: .. ..dads

Antho:.............HA. that's their target audience men past the age of 30.......*sigh*.... hey neta!... .....NETA

Neta: what? What is it? What's wrong?

Antho: do you like easy drift?

Neta: yeah I like easy draft why?.

Antho: hehehehehe.... No reason. Just wondering

Naomi: hehehehehe

Neta: hm....ok.....

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Antho: Where'd you get your bag?

Naomi: oh I ordered it online. Kawaiicore.com they had a sale on ita bags and I found this one. I thought it was cute it shaped like a cloud and everything. I put some cute pins in it. I have a seahorse pin. I have this one came with the bag actually

Antho: what about that one ?

Naomi: This one's just a pride flag my dad bought me

Antho: No not that one. This one like who's who's that?

Naomi: oh that one's from a show called tentacle tale Odyssey It's about this girl Lost her memory and she has magical powers and she-

Vivy: EXCUSE ME CAN A CUSTOMER GET SOME ASSISTANCE PLEASE?

Naomi: I am so sorry it was not my intention to ignore you. I didn't see you there. That was my mistake

Antho: what do you want vivy?

Vivy: hiiiiii I just wanted to see where you worked? It's nice. Very dark, very moody. Kind of like you heheh

Antho: ........well now you've seen it and you can go now

Vivy: Don't try to kick me out. You could have least introduced me to your friend.

Antho: uhhh..... Naomi, this is vivy. Vivy This is Naomi.

Naomi:ummm ....uh.....hi............hm

Vivy: hiiiii ohh I love your bow

Naomi: thank you

Neta: someone yelling? I heard yelling from my door. Something happened?

Antho:....................

Vivy: Hi, sorry that was me hehe. I just came to visit my friend

Neta: Naomi?

Vivy: No! Antho! but I wouldn't mind visiting you too. Naomi

Naomi: oh hmm hmm

Neta: what? Antho has a friend??? How much did he pay you to say that?

Vivy: 8.50 an hour I charge him extra if he wants to call me his best friend

Antho: hey!

Neta: hahahahahahaha

Vivy: I'm kidding. I'm kidding calm down. You're so grumpy.

Neta: ok ok well it's nice to meet you young lady. I got to get back to work.

Vivy: bye!............. Why didn't you tell me he was the bass player for squid squad? Oh my god I thought you said he was a loser

Antho: he is a loser and he never played for squid squad

Vivy: he was the replacement bass player before like they officially broke up dummy do you know anything about music?

Antho: oh my Cod shut up. I know stuff about music! I just don't pay attention to celebrities and their drama and shit get off my case

Vivy: uh umm hehehe I'm just getting under your skin

Dead Tide : excuse me..... Hello, excuse me I've been standing here for 15 minutes and I still haven't gotten any help?

Antho: ..........um I'm talking to someone right now soooo feel free to wait

Dead Tide: I'm sorry, you must be new here You probably don't know who I am-

Antho: You know I can actually get a discount and most of these instruments. So like you need-

Dead Tide: excuse me!!

Naomi: I...................hu.......I can help you ma'am

Dead tied:....... At least someone's useful I guess............ I need you to bring up these clothes. I need to do an exchange on these tops. A return on these boots and can you put these boots in a separate bag from everything else....... And the rest of this stuff

Naomi:.....ok.......................... Do you have your receipt?

Dead tired:*huff* if I had it I would have given it to you. I already put my card in.............

Naomi: Right....... My....Mistake, I'm sorry ...........ok...........*sigh*. .. ... The we're not able to do a return on the shirts. The return policy is two weeks a year over those two weeks

Dead tide: *sigh*....... I was able to return something past the two week date last time............... Okay, first off those piercings are on the sales rack. They're not supposed to be $ 10 they're supposed to be $ 5.

Naomi: oh ......umm.......let .....me ....uhhh.......

Dead Tide: You ring up the boots twice and those are the ones that I'm supposed to return.........

Naomi:.......uh.....uhhh....

Dead Tide: he just hires anyone.... Do you even know what you're doing??

Antho: hey can you stop being such a bitch?

Dead Tide: excuse me?!?

Antho: I said can you stop being such a bitch? She's trying to do her best in your stressing her out

Dead Tide: well it's not my fault. You guys don't know how to do your job! I mean how can you all be so incompetent?

Naomi: ....*huff*......uh....*huff*......uhhh........*crying*........

Antho: ..................

Vivy: Naomi

Background customers (pulling out phones)

Dead Tide: oh cod here we gooooooooo. Can I get the manger! Please!

Seth: what's going on over here?

Dead Tide: are you the new manager or something ?

Seth: nope ...

Dead Tide: then I guess you're useless to me

Seth: Guess I am (removes hearing aids)

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Neta: MANAGER WHERE'S THE MANAGER I KNOW HE'S HERE I SEEN HIM

Neta: All right all right. What's going on?................. Naomi...... Sweetie you okay?

Naomi: ..........*huff*.......*huff*.......*sobbing*.........

Neta: ok...... Naomi go to the bathroom okay I'll deal with this and I'll be in there to help you ok.

Naomi:*huff*......*huff*...............*huff*.........ok..............*crying*

Neta: *sigh*......ok................ What's the problem tied?

Dead Tide: I need to return these, exchange these and these were supposed to be on sale and they're not ringing up on sale.

Neta: That's because they're not on sale

Dead Tide: well then why did I find them on the sales rack?

Neta: I don't know but it seems to be a pattern with you. Picking up things that aren't on sale and you claiming it to be on sale

Dead Tide: what are you trying to imply?

Neta: I'm just pointing out a similar pattern from you... Also, I don't appreciate you treating m employees that way.

Dead tired: well maybe if you hired employees that knew how to do their job I wouldn't have to treat them like that

Neta: or you could just be a decent fucking person and be patient with people! You know that she's new! You obviously know that a lot of these folks here are new! Be! A decent! Person! I'm so tired of my employees coming to me and telling me that you're antagonizing them!

Dead Tide:........................... I'm fucking done. Return everything. I don't want this shit anymore...... You just lost yourself one of your greatest customers. The amount of money I spent here and this is how you fucking treat me!

Neta: I treat you how you treat my customers like shit....... Here's your money back. You're lucky I still allow you in here

Dead Tied: You're lucky they allowed you on the surface.......uh......oh

Customers: * gasping*........ Holy shit!..... She did not just see that..........yooooo........ What did she say?

Antho: oh that's that's ssssssssssssssss

Vivy: oh my cod

Neta: That's it. Get out. Your banned I should have banned you years ago. I thought we could tolerate you but I guess not get out of my store now.

Dead tide: ok wait I did not mean to say that

Neta: OUT!

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Naomi:........*crying* .........*huff*.........*crying*. ....*huff*.......*sobbing*

Neta: hey...... Naomi....... You good ?

Naomi: *crying*.......no!...........*crying*...........

Neta: alright alright come here

Naomi: ......um........I...........I.........I.......think I might quit....... I thought I could do this but I can't.......*crying*........... I'm sorry

Neta: ................................if that's what you want I understand Naomi............ I'm sorry that happened...............

Naomi:........*huuuuf*...............*sigh*

Neta: You shift ends in 30 minutes. Why don't we wipe off your face. Let's not ruin your makeup. It's very nice makeup by the way

Naomi: (blush).........thank you............*sniff*........*sniff*..........

Neta: if it makes you feel any better I've cried in this bathroom plenty of times.

Naomi: *heh*....heheh.......... I'm sorry........ I didn't mean to laugh

Neta: heheheha....... It's okay.................. Your next shift is tomorrow. If you don't show up I completely understand. I won't hold it against you and if you do come back............ We'll welcome you with open arms.

Naomi:.........*sniff*...........*sigh*.......... Okay........ Maybe it was just a bad day...............

Neta: yeah it was just a bad day. We all have them.

Naomi: hmmmm

Neta: she's banned by the way. You're never going to see her again.

Naomi:ok .... I like your suit by the way. It looks nice.

Neta: thank you......I knew antho was just being a little asshole

Naomi: eheheheheh

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Neta: *uuuuughhhhh*..............*sigh*..........

Antho:...................... So can I go now?

Neta: is the store cleaned up and the money deposited?

Antho: yes

Neta:........ alright......go home.

Antho: is Naomi going to be ok?

Neta: *sigh*......uhhhhhhh....... We'll see. We'll see what happens.... Same time tomorrow

Antho: ok......see ya

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Neta: ohhh...... ikkannnnn give us a smile.

Koi-koi: hold the plaque up a little more

Noji: Am I allowed to post this?

Ikkan: no......how many pictures are you guys going to take?

Neta: as much as we want

Koi-koi: ohhh my baby graduated!! I'm so proud

Ikkan: ok... We're finished with the pictures. Can we go home now?

Koi-koi: Don't you want to go to dinner or something

Ikkan: can't we do that tomorrow? I'm tried

Koi-koi: ikkan come on

Merv: Let the boy rest dear. We'll celebrate tomorrow

Koi-koi: uh alright.... Tomorrow will celebrate...... My little graduate...ohhh [kiss kiss kiss]

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Ikkan: yay.... School is finally over.......are you ok?

Neta: I couldn't be happier! I'm so proud! [Kiss]

Ikkan: I know I know.........I meant what happened earlier..... At your store

Neta:.........oh..... that..... How do you know about that?.....

Ikkan: ......................

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(spat Tok video): neta: You're lucky I still allow you in here!

Dead Tied: You're lucky we allow you on the surface!

Recorder: *gasp* oh my cod! She did not just say that!

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(video): y'all need to check out this video. Dead Tide is never going to recover from this!!!! Heheheheh

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(video): okay we need to address what happened today at Rock Shock today......... I went in there to pick up the new makeup pallet collab with Cora and Rieff and "ink line beauty"....... they sell makeup now which is really cool .......anyway........ So I went there to get the makeup and I was standing in line behind Dead Tide......*sigh*....She's always there girl. You know she's always been a bitch but...

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(Video): I've been seeing this video circle around all day on SplatTalk and the amount of inklings who are making this like hahaha funny thing. It's not cute, It's not funny, It's not entertainment. This is a reality for a lot of us on the surface

TV news anchor: let's just Hope grizzco can recover from that lawsuit..... In other news........a shocking and viral video going around on the internet of a famous splat toker "Dead Tide" going on what appears to be a racially motivated rant in popular music store "Rock Shock". The video may be shocking and disturbing to some audiences

(Neta: You're lucky I still allow you in here!

Dead Tide: You're lucky we allowed you on the surface!)

TV anchor: splat talk has since been removed her content and her account from the website. Making a statement that they are "shocked and upset by the video. They do not hold or promote the views of that splat toker has displayed in the video"

but the video is sparking a lot of conversation about the relations between people who were once below the surface and those who lived on the surface

(random jellyfish): I think the relationship between those who lived in the sewe- underground and those who lived on the surface it seems pretty good. I haven't seen any conflict. I haven't seen any....... Ill will from any group or party.

(Random sea urchin): I feel like we want to pretend that everything is okay and it's not. I will acknowledge that we have made a lot of progress but there is still tension that and still needs to be addressed.

Tv anchor: .......... We did ask the store owner to comment on the situation but was politely denied but he did put out a statement on Inkstagram addressing the situation

Hello everyone, this is Neta. Before I start I went to apologize to those who were affected or hurt by what happened in My store earlier today. As an octarian business owner I always thrive to make a safe and welcoming environment for everyone who walks in and today was not that day. The shocking and upsetting comments that were said by a customer was unacceptable and heartbreaking and just not the energy that I thrive to have. She will no longer be allowed in any of my locations starting today.

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Neta: * inhale* * exhale*.............................

Ikkan: ................... It will pass... The internet is like that they'll jump on another scandal next week

Neta: yeah, I guess you're right........ At least she's getting what she deserves......

Ikkan:............ are you sure you're alright?

Neta: ........ yeah.... I've been told worse things

Ikkan: ok [kiss].....

Vivy and antho belong to @fish-at-fish-fish-resort

[pokemon1oadvanced]

Thoughts on the live action one piece

Spoilers 😉

Yes, I binged all 8 episodes, and have work today and can’t see out my eyes but worth it.

I’ll try to keep it short.

Luffys character was immaculate. The way Inaki portrayed him and brought this man to life was so amazing to see. Oda really saw Luffy in him and he did not disappoint. The moves looked great, CGI was on point for a live action, and they really did break the curse.

Zoro’s character was beautiful. I love that he was more serious, and him throwing up the finger in his first scene?! I’m star struck. You can say what you want about the live action, but theres no denying this cast was perfect for these characters and the fight scenes were choreographed to the point where it looked so clean.

Nami 🥳 The emotion! The conflict! I absolutely love the way she had more action scenes and was more open with her care for the crew early on. Nami has always been my favourite character, and Emily did her justice.

I will be listening to her song on repeat.

Ussop! Ussop! Are you serious! Why do I love you in every reality! And Ussop and Kaya! The kiss! The scream I let out! I died😵‍💫 I wish he had more shooting scenes, but his true potential wasn’t seen until later in the anime so I can’t complain, cause season two Ussop is gonna pop off.

Sanji😳 First off, live action Sanji has a hold on me😮‍💨 Like what happened to the guy who couldn’t get any girls. Ngl, was keeping an eye out for the blonde at table 8, looking out for my competition👀 His kicks were so smooth and all, and I mean ALL, his fight scenes were perfect. Like how did they do this. You can see the care and effort he put into his character.

Buggy? I love our unhinged clown. His making a circus with trapped towns people. His CGI? Amazing. The little goof we were left with when they trapped his parts in the chest made me cackle!

The pacing of the show was done so well. I was worried that 8 episodes wouldn’t be enough (and I was right where’s season two I want Vivi), but the retelling was more then I hoped for. I will always love the anime more, as most of us know there’s not enough episodes in the series, but the live action did great in that respect. I did miss some of the characters they had to cut to make it flow better though. The ussop pirates live on in our hearts

Don’t get me wrong, there was some scenes I missed from the original show, like Zoro lifting Luffy’s cage, Nami burning her hands on Buggys cannon fuse, Nami stabbing Ussop. BUT, they wouldn’t have fit in this version of the show.

They did give us Zoro lifting the safe like he did Luffys cage which was cool. And Nami holding Ussops hand when Zoro was fighting, Nami showing up for the fight rather then leaving. I love her. Even though Nami didn’t get to show her care through the actions of saving Zoro or stabbing her own hand, she was still able to show those emtions through different actions. The hand holding with Ussop rather then the stabbing of her hand was so good to see. This version of Nami seemed more fragile in a way, so this suited her version well.

It was like watching One Piece for the first time all over again. I didn’t know what would happen. Getting more marines, and Garps relationship to Luffy being revealed so early in the series to cause tension within the crew *chef’s kiss* And Koby? ‘Be a good pirate.’? Like I love you? Not doing what Garp asked? Standing up for his beliefs? You are going to be a good Marine. You’ll be the greatest 💕

The relationships they explored?

First off Ussop and Kaya 😵 I love them so much. Them talking to the straw hats about their relationship was so cute, and Zoro saying it wasn’t his area of expertise 💅🏻✨ Jokes 👀

Nami being besties with Kaya😍 Her telling Kaya not to let someone tell her how to run her life, drawing connections to her own situation, telling Kaya not to be trapped. Her returning the treasure! I loved it so much. Ussop’s and Nami’s friendship has always been the one I cherished in the crew, and for Nami to support Kaya, and Ussop to see how Nami was good to his girl I feel will only strengthen their relationship.

Nami and Zoro besties? Didn’t know I could love them more.

Nami caring so much for Zoro after his fight with Mihawk showed her love for her new friends, and mirrored her care she had in the original series where she saved him from drowning at Arlong park. Even though we didn’t get the original scenes, they were supplemented with new scenes that held the same feelings.

Zosan- I mean Zoro and Sanji. The wings of the pirate king? I love their bickering in any universe it seems. The fish men fight was so good, them being unbothered with the guys trying to kill them as they fought with each other was so them. And Zoro licking his plate clean and saying Sanji’s food was okay? Not bad for a waiter huh?

And the most important pair. Captain and his first mate. I just loved how many times they reiterated that Zoro is Luffys right hand man 🥰 Luffy not stepping in the way of Zoros dream was beautiful, and his care afterwards reminded me of how he cared for Nami when she got sick in the original series. Asking Sanji to cook his favourite? So cute. He couldn’t decide if it was best for Zoro to eat or sleep or drink and him stressing for Zoro. All amazing. I’ve used amazing so many times but its just the word I need to explain it. Zoro waking up, Luffy engulfing him. I could go on and on.

Nami and Luffy? The amount of love I have for them. They were everything I wanted from them. The scene. THE scene. Beautiful.

I could go on and on about this show, but sadly I have work. Please show this version love, and don’t go into expecting the same series. It is different. It’s its own version and deserves its own category.

I love the cast! Thank you for making history with this adaptation! Xx

[cozage]

The Meaning of Justice: Chapter 4

Yuba

You’re a Marine who’s always been taught to trust the process. And you always have, until you meet a certain pirate who won’t stop pestering you to join his crew. 

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Characters: female reader, Strawhat crew, Vivi Word count: 2.3 Cw: Alabasta Spoilers A/N: After months of being on hiatus!!! Shes back :) A short one, but the updates will hopefully be coming more frequently!

You slept with the Strawhats that night, though it was considerably more cold without Ace present. You cursed him for not waiting until morning to depart, but you managed to fall asleep for a few hours despite the desert chill. 

The Strawhats trekked quietly through the desert for the entirety of the next day. Most people were too exhausted to speak, but Sanji offered several times to carry you through the sand if you wanted. You politely declined, though every time he asked you got a little bit closer to saying yes. 

It wasn’t until sunset that you came across another town. At first you thought it was rubble like the first one you had come across, but Vivi explained that you were now resting in Yuba, an old oasis town. 

“I know it’s a little dried up,” an old man called from the bottom of a hole, gathering your all’s attention. “But you’re welcome to stay if you need a place to rest.”

“We’re looking for the rebel army,” Vivi explained. “We heard they were in this city.”

The old man scoffed. “Those fools left a long time ago.”

Luffy’s mouth dropped to the ground. “They WHAT?!”

“With the oasis and the supply runs dried up, the rebel army packed up and moved its base to Katorea. Hope you’re not planning to join it. They’re a bunch of no good, rotten-”

“Katorea?” you questioned. You were fairly certain you knew where that was on a map. It was back where you started. And judging by Vivi’s face, you were correct. 

“That’s impossible,” Vivi muttered, tears welling up in her eyes.

“What’s wrong Vivi?” Luffy asked. “Is Katorea close by?”

“No.” Vivi’s lip was trembling, confirming your suspicions. “It’s an oasis near Nanohana.”

“Vivi?” The old man climbed out of the hole and walked closer to the princess. “Did you say Vivi? Is that you?”

Tears of familiarity streamed down the old man’s face. “You’re alive! Thank goodness! I have faith in his majesty. He’s not someone who would ever betray the kingdom! Oh, Vivi! Please tell me you recognize me. I may have lost some weight, but…”

“Toto?”

“Yes! Oh Vivi, I’m so happy to see you alive and well!” The old man grabbed Vivi, pulling her in for a hug as they both cried. 

“This rebellion is ridiculous,” Toto said, holding the princess tight. “They intend to settle things once and for all with their next attack. Their backs are to the wall. You must stop their foolish behavior, I beg you!”

“We’ll stop them,” Vivi promised. “We’ll find a way.”

“Oh, thank you!” Toto cried. “Please, you all rest at the inn. You can get started on your journey tomorrow.”

You changed into the pajamas the old man had offered you and gave yourself a good, long stare in the bathroom mirror. You had only been with the Strawhats for a few days, and you were already so unsure of yourself and your decisions thus far. You knew that not every pirate was like this crew, but they made you feel hope. Maybe they weren’t so bad after all. Maybe you could give them a chance. 

That chance was ruined the moment you stepped into the bedroom, when a pillow came hurling at your face and smacked into you with surprising force. You shot a glare around the room, but nobody seemed to notice. All of the boys were screaming at each other, beating one another with their own pillow. The girls were hiding in the loft, and you made a sprint up the stairs to safety, dodging a few flying pillows on the way. 

“Those morons,” Nami groaned, and you grabbed another stray pillow that flew at you all. 

“I have a pillow, shall we call it a night? The boys can figure themselves out, I think.”

Nami and Vivi both looked at you for a moment, and then burst into laughter. The three of you receded into the loft room, which held an extra large king bed.

Normally you would’ve opted to sleep on the floor, but after a few nights on the sand, your back was begging for the relief of a soft mattress. 

“Do you think we can all fit?” you asked, trying not to get your hopes up. 

“Of course!” Vivi and Nami said in sync, which caused you all to laugh. Those two were always in sync.

“I’ll sleep in the middle,” Vivi offered, jumping onto the bed. 

Both you and Nami quickly followed suit and joined her beneath the covers. The bed was plenty big for the three of you to sleep comfortably, and you could feel your eyelids starting to close the moment you laid down. Nami clicked off the bedside lamp, and the three of you were plunged into darkness.

“The boys won’t ask, but I’m not scared,” Nami said to the darkness. “You’re not going to betray us once we get back to civilization, are you?”

“No,” you answered. 

It was the truth, too. You were pretty sure you’d do almost anything you could to make sure the Strawhats got away from the Navy unscathed this time. Not because of your promise to Ace, but because of how much you believed in them. Even if it wasn’t conventional, their hearts were mostly in the right place.  

“Good,” Nami whispered. “Because I don’t want to have to make Zoro beat you up. I kinda like having you around.”

“Don’t get used to it,” you mumbled, and you closed your eyes. You could hear Nami and Vivi give a light giggle as you swiftly slipped into sleep. 

You didn’t mind sleeping with the Strawhats anymore. Despite the noise the boys caused, you found it easier to fall asleep amongst them than any night on your navy ship. You chose to blame it on the amount of energy you were exerting each day. You refused to believe it was any other reason.  

When you woke again, you could feel a person pressed against you. As you opened your eyes, the soft morning light shone in from the window to reveal the blue haired princess curled tightly against you, Nami pressed against her. Between Nami and Vivi was a ball of brown fur: Chopper, you realized after a moment. He must’ve crawled into bed with you all at some point during the night. 

You shifted slightly, trying to find a way to silently escape the bed without waking anyone up, but the moment you moved, Vivi’s eyes instantly popped open. 

“What time is it?” She sat up, looking around for any indication of the answer to her question.

“The sun just started to rise, I think.”

“We need to move,” Vivi said. “It’s going to take at least three days to get to Katorea. If we hurry, we can get there before the rebellion leaves.”

You hopped out of bed and towards the steps to the bunkhouse. “I’ll go wake the boys, you take your time getting ready.”

“Y/N?” 

“What’s up?” You looked back at the princess, who seemed to be nervous. 

“I’m sorry for the things I said in frustration about the Navy the other day,” Vivi said. “I don’t think you’re like that.”

You gave her a genuine smile. “Don’t sweat it. The Navy is far from perfect, I can acknowledge that. I hope I can make it better in the future. But I’m glad that you found help in the meantime.”

Vivi looked over at Nami and Chopper, who were still fast asleep. “They are an unusual group, aren’t they?”

You gave a light chuckle. “They are definitely not what I was expecting.”

Waking the boys was harder than you could imagine. Nobody would move for anything you said or did. You screamed, threw pillows at their head, and even smacked them a few times. You weren’t making any progress at all until Nami came down to assist. She took one glance at them and shook her head in disappointment. 

“What’s that?” Nami yelled. “There’s a helpless girl cooking meat in Sanji’s kitchen with a sword? And now the Merry is on fire?!”

All four eyes snapped open and the boys stood in front of their navigator with full attention. 

“What’s happening?!” they cried in unison, all equally panicked. 

She gave them a glare. “We’re leaving.”

The boys all grumbled, but they gathered their few belongings and packed up to set off across the desert back to Nanohana. You all thanked the old man for the hospitality, and he gave Luffy some Yuba water, straight from the oasis that had been buried by sand long ago. 

You hadn’t walked more than an hour before Luffy began another one of his temper tantrums. He sat down in the sand, folded his arms, and began to pout. 

“I quit.”

You stared at the pirate in shock as Vivi scoffed. “What do you mean?”

“I want to kick Crocodile’s ass. We can’t do anything in Katorea anyway. There’s a rebellion. That rebellion won’t stop Crocodile. Stopping a rebellion is more of Marine work. I’m a pirate and I want to beat up Crocodile. Vivi, you want it so nobody gets hurt. You want everyone to stay safe and sound. But we're up against a warlord and a rebellion. Don’t you think you’re being too optimistic thinking we can do both?”

Sanji stepped in front of Vivi, trying to shield her from his captain’s words. “Now hang on a minute, Luffy-”

“How can you say that!?” Vivi cried, storming past Sanji and to Luffy. “What’s wrong with not wanting people to die?!”

“People die.”

Vivi slapped the pirate so hard she made him fall backward. “Stop talking like that! That’s exactly what we’re trying to stop here! Nobody has done anything wrong except Crocodile! Nobody deserves to die!”

Luffy grabbed her arms and pulled her down on the ground, and then rolled over on top of her and pinned her against the sand. “Then why are you putting your life on the line?!”

You started to move, desperate to protect the Princess, but Zoro held you back. “Hang on a minute,” he mumbled, his eyes on the fight. “Trust him.”

You were tense against his grip, but you stayed where you were.

Vivi pushed Luffy off of her and pounced on top of him, immediately beginning to punch his face. 

“As if putting your single life on the line is enough!” Luffy spat at her, taking the punches. 

“What else should I put on the line?” Vivi shrieked, her fists still making contact with Luffy’s face. “I don’t have-”

Luffy grabbed her hands, stopping her mid punch. You could see the princess was completely defeated by the massive undertaking that was bestowed upon her. 

“I don’t have anything else I can put on the line,” she whispered, her voice breaking.

Luffy pushed the princess off of him, more gentle with her this time, and sat up to face her. “At least try putting all of our lives on the line together! Aren’t we friends?!”

Vivi finally let out the tears that had been welling up in her, sobs coming from her as she buried her face in her hands. Nami rushed to her, rubbing her shoulders in an attempt to comfort her. 

Luffy however, was not one for comfort. Instead, he stood up and brushed his hat off. “You can cry those kinds of tears. I know this hurts you most of all. Now tell me where Crocodile is.”

Zoro finally released you, and you nodded to him in thanks. It seemed that Luffy knew what he was doing, even if nobody else did. You wondered what kind of bond had been formed between the swordsman and his captain for trust to exist so easily. 

Once Vivi settled down, you all changed course slightly, heading for Rain Dinners and Crocodile now. The walk was spent in silence until you saw the pyramid that signified your arrival to Crocodile’s territory. Surely there would be navy men here. You couldn’t be spotted wandering in with the Strawhats during your arrival. 

You cleared your throat, hanging back from the group. “Thank you all for your hospitality, but I can’t arrive with you.”

“What do you mean?” Luffy asked, clearly confused. “Aren’t you joining my crew?”

You gave him a shocked laugh. His question no longer irritated you, but it still did surprise you. “No, Luffy. I’m not.”

“But I want you on my crew!” Luffy whined. 

“She’s Navy, Luffy. Just drop it,” Zoro said, watching you carefully. You gave him a respectful nod. 

“You can come with us!” Sanji fawned. “I’ll protect you and feed you forever!”

“She said no!” Nami yelled, smacking both Luffy and Sanji simultaneously. “Leave her alone!”

You looked to Vivi now, letting the crew fight amongst themselves. “I’ll do what I can to get the Navy involved. I hope we can make a combined effort to take down Crocodile.”

“The Navy?” Zoro scoffed. “Fighting on the side of pirates?” He gave you a smirk, clearly aware of what kind of hole you’d be digging yourself if you presented it that way. 

“I’m not making any promises,” you explained through clenched teeth. “But I’ll do what I can.”

“Thanks for all your help,” Luffy said. “I’m sure we’ll be seeing you soon.” 

“We’ll be enemies,” you warned. 

“Nah!” Luffy flashed his signature smile and readjusted his hat. “We’re friends now!”

Everyone turned away from you and headed off to the city, leaving you alone with flustered cheeks. A pirate shouldn’t be calling you a friend. And yet, that’s exactly what they were. Your heart ached watching them leave, but you were fairly certain Luffy was right: you would meet again soon. The sea had a funny way of making that happen.

[away-ward]

I'm so curious about your favourite books (dark romance and otherwise) outside of the devils night series? Are there any other dark romance series that have stood out to you like devil's night? Any standalone that you liked?

Hey!! I wish I had something for you. A long list of recs that we all lose our minds over. That’s the best part of reading and fandoms, I think. Unfortunately, I don’t.  

Devil’s Night caught me at a weird time, when I was going through something. I read a lot of dark romance fanfic when I was an unsupervised teenager with unlimited internet access, and sort of got over it after a while. After I finished DN and still had time left on my KU subscription, I tore through a bunch of what was offered. None of it sticks out now, and it’s been a few years since then.

But for you, I went through my old kindle account. These are in no particular order, just as I found familiar names that I've read various series/books from:

Monica Murphy LJ Shen S. Massery Elle Kennedy Saffron A. Kent Callie Hart Sav R. Miller Selena

There's probably a few others that I didn't find, and several authors that I tried but ultimately didn't like anything I picked up enough to finish. I hope that helps, however vague it is.

There is one series that still comes back to me from that time, other than DN. I’ve spoken about it before, but it’s the Crown Pointe series. I would technically call it a dark romance, because of it’s tropes, but I know much darker things are published daily on KU.

Heartless Hero and Stolen Soulmate are great, and I honestly wish that DN’s writing and plot development were similar to Crown Pointe. CP, in general, uses its pages and time to serve the plot and characters better than DN. In CP, after every interaction between the main characters, I knew something had changed or progressed in some way. Even the sex served to change the dynamics between the characters, either to the reader or the characters, which made it feel more useful to the story, than just shoved in because it’s what’s expected.

(as a bonus point, the couple in Stolen Soulmate is interracial. I know some people were complaining about that with DN.)

The thing that CP lacks that DN has is an interesting cast of characters. I like the main characters for each book well enough. There were some minor characters I would like to get to know better. There were plans for those characters to get their own books, but they were never published for some reason. As you can probably tell, because my conversations about DN usually circle around character relationships and dynamics, interesting characters and plot are more important to me than the overall romance.

I’m currently reading A Walk to Remember. A friend said that the ending is different than the movie. I think it’s probably just their interpretation. Still, I’m reading to find out if I feel the same. So far, I much prefer the movie to the book. The updated setting, the changes made to the characters, and how they interact and progress are more engaging and, honestly, make more sense. As it is, the movie took the basic premise and characters names. But we’ll see. Maybe my thoughts will change. It’s my first Nicolas Sparks and I think it’ll probably be my last.

A few weeks ago, I finished a re-read of Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. I was once again struck by how successfully the author was able to convince me of the close, lifelong friendship between the four girls, while keeping the focus on Vivi, and her eldest daughter, Sidda, front and center. The movie doesn’t do it justice. Last year sometime, an anon that went by Z asked for stories that featured female friendships, and I still hold this one up as a good example.

Below is a scene that made me want to read the first time the horsemen were arrested. Was Will excited? Kai stressed? Damon annoyed? Did their dad's fight in the Thunder Bay police station lobby? Was Martin just a baby cop?? Give me all the moments.

But I'm also really fond of this scene on its own.

Don’t know what I am going to read next. I’ve debated before about whether I should post more about what I’m reading or watching. I know that the followers I have are here for DN stuff, though I never meant to limit it to that. As the DN fandom goes quiet on tumblr, I question whether it’s a good time to archive this blog, and leave it as it is. I’d keep it active, but only as a collection of Devil’s Night stuff. Or if I should divert to other topics as I go.

Since you’re following for a reason, I’ll ask you. Keep in mind, if I really wanted to spend the time building a new blog for what I'm reading, I would. It's not a huge deal.

Thanks for reading this far. I know it went way of track, as I usually do. I love talking, after all.

And I appreciate the question, even if my answer isn't much of an answer.

[bluarlequinno]

(I'm sorry if this seemed to ramble too much, but your post kinda got me thinking because even if I don't necessarily ship Zoro x Tashigi, I definitely agree with you)

Because, tbh I can't wait for OPLA season 2 to wreck people's misconception about the relationships this characters have with each other. We all know One piece and it's no romantic relationships politic, completely destroying the western idea of narrative writing where two characters are set up for romantic relationships at the end, because Netflix One piece kinda tried to make Zoro x Nami a thing, subtly making them have more quote on quote "tension" that just didn't exist in original One piece, because for some reason western audiences can't grasp the idea of a woman and a man not having or being set up romantically in the future. So to sensibilize the content they made it seem like Zoro and Nami would have a thing, going against the whole idea that One piece has about relationships so of course when season two rolls around and Nami and Zoro start having just as if not much more intense interactions with other characters I will just be thrilled to see exclusively OPLA fans realize, this characters get much more romantic with other characters too and it isn't just the typical western idea of boy and girl set up. But maybe I'm having too much faith and thinking, hey maybe they will get her connection with Kuina and start seeing potential in Tashigi too, but yk people really really thought Nami x Zoro was getting set up as a couple so I have no idea what they will think, but I hope opla season 2 does justice to Tashigi and her interaction and relationship with Zoro

I fear for dear Tashigi truly, because regardless if I ship her with Zoro or not, that girl just always gets hate because men don't get her, BL fans find her as a cornerstone to their gay ship with Zoro and this Zonami opla fans are gonna be truly annoying I can FEEL it, and in general Tashigi is a character you have to truly understand to appreciate and isn't, because of screen time, so on your face about what makes her an interesting character, I truly love Tashigi, regardless of shipping (although I do have to admit that shipping her with Zoro out of spite is a hell of a power move) I can't wait to see my dorky sword nerd marine in opla season 2 and like you said, I will defend her with my life

Also I feel this could apply to some extent with Vivi because well she's already hated for some reason (misogyny mostly), but I fear when season two drops people will hate her too for a wide of different reasons, but I fear some Zonami opla fan girls might hate her specially to a certain extent because well even, Vivi x Nami isn't as widespread because it's wlw, but i think it will definitely cause some discourse, cause if I recall, the Nami live action actress did mention being interested in filming Namivivi and has liked content that mentioned them as a ship so if she delivers well idk how they will react and I don't think I could take Vivi hate just as much as I would not be able to handle Tashigi hate

So yeah I can't wait for OPLA ZoroxNami shippers to just realize, oh they weren't being set up as a ship, it's more complex than that

But as you said OP, whatever happens I'll be ready to defend Tashigi cause I'm not gonna let people hate on my girl because of some silly ship discourse

⚠️ One Piece manga/live action spoilers ⚠️

The new fans joining from the OPLA that ship Zoro with Nami, Luffy, and Sanji are gonna be SO PISSED when Tashigi joins the show!

I won't even be surprised if some start treating her the way MCU fangirls treat Sharon Carter/Emily Vancamp when it comes to Steve! They might be on that "I ship Zoro with *insert character here*/myself, so l'm gonna constantly hate on Tashigi and her actress because they get in the way of that!" bullshit!

If that happens, istg I will become a Tashigi defender! She already gets enough hate on Twitter from the misogynistic Zoro stans, ZoLu shippers, and ZoSan shippers, these OPLA-ZoNami shippers and self-insert fangirls will only make it worse 😭

I used to ship Zoro x Tashigi a long time ago before I stopped keeping up with One Piece and I will go back to shipping them SO FAST if Tashigi is in the next season of OPLA!

I’m a sucker for that “You look a lot like someone I loved in the past and that was what made me interested in you at first, but now I’m starting to see all the ways you’re different from them and that makes me love you even more” trope!

Plus, shipping a hated couple out of spite is fun af! I did it with SteveSharon in 2018 before I learned about how beautiful their relationship was in the comics (616-SteveSharon supremacy ✌🏾😁) and I’ll do it again with Zoro x Tashigi if I feel the need to!

[tsunderedoctor]

Can I request a ficlet? Group of women (Nami, Robin, f!OC. Tashigi? Vivi? Ikkaku? Anyone you want) + Zoro/Law are stuck on an island with extreme weather: Tropical heat during the day, winter cold during the night. They all wore light clothes during the day, but now when night falls they have to pile up and share body heat. (Basically, a puppy pile of scantily clad women draped over Zoro or Law.) His POV. Bonus round: Sanji is the one who finds them in the morning :D

Interesting ask! I'm curious to see how this goes down! I hope I did your ask justice anon!! 💕💕

I'm going with Zoro because I haven't written for him in forever, plus seeing Sanji's face when he finds out Zoro of all people had a bunch of beautiful women around him would be hilarious-

Roronoa Zoro

It was hot earlier, but now he could feel his skin getting goosebumps. They had managed to start a fire and were all sitting around it. The crew had decided to split up and of course he had to get stuck with these four: Nami, Robin, Vivi and you.

It's not like he didn't mind being with his friends, but between Nami complaining about the cold and his own hunger, he didn't have the time to be so joyful. He only hoped the others were just as miserable as him (especially the annoying cook-).

Robin was the one to suggest the idea, and in the moment no one seemed to mind or care. Body heat was the best way to stay warm after all, plus he'd fall asleep before any of the girls decide to complain about his alcohol smell or dirty clothes.

The order seemed fine to him: Nami, Vivi, himself, you and then Robin. Nami stating she refused to sleep by the man in case he cops a feel (he had no intention to--) so Vivi quickly interjected she would sleep next to the ginger, which quieter down quite nicely. That only left you and Robin, he didn't understand why Robin had an odd look in her eyes when she suggested to sleep behind you, but again he didn't care, just find a place to sleep and shut up right?

After everyone seemed appeased with the arrangement, he quickly got to sleeping, however he could feel eyes on him from his left side, where you were stationed.

"If you're gonna complain about the smell, shut it. I haven't had a chance to shower yet, I ain't as lucky as girls to smell nice on my own."

You shook your head at his words and smiled softly. "No I was just wondering if you were comfortable, no one really asked you for your opinion on the matter."

He shrugged and continued to keep his eyes closed, it didn't really matter to him, whatever they decided on was fine as long as he could sleep. He appreciated your concern for the matter however and gave you a silent nod in thanks.

As the night continued on, he found himself waking up from the feeling of skin touching his own. Somehow, the other two hand jumbled themselves to be part of yours and Vivi's limbs while they did the same to his. He wanted to move, stretch his body from the awkward sleeping position, but he couldn't. Part of him didn't want to wake any of the girls up, especially you who had happened to fall asleep on his chest. Huffing in annoyance the man laid there for a bit longer before sleep finally found him again.

By the time morning came, he heard a scream making him jolt awake. It wasn't s usual high pitch scream of a girl he expected, rather it sounded very manly. Opening his eyes and looking up, he was faced with a fuming blond who began to demand how he was able to get so lucky. Glaring at the other for waking him up, he only stated he didn't feel like it.

While the girls all woke up from the noise, a part of him was feeling a bit lonely the second after you removed yourself from him. He didn't quite understand why he felt so off, but decided to keep this news to himself, perhaps maybe they will spend another night here and he can find out just for sure why he seemed to miss your body the most.

[natskys-w]

Tarny part 2 (during the missing time/judes exil.)

I’m assuming that things got worser and worser whilst jude was in exile. The parties and revels Locke held and that Taryn had to host grew larger and larger and more chaotic as time went on, and Locke continued to push and push Taryn boundaries more and more and maybe at first she excused it, since the “fae don't love the way we do.” as Locke always so keen to remind her and love in her eyes comes hand in hand with pain.

I think a part of her felt that if she suffered enough, she would grow more beautiful in Lockes eyes, like the princesses in her stories. Where the prince "finds her beautiful. Beautiful, not despite her suffering, but because of it.” (tls, Pg 70).

Another example of her equating love to pain, is when she meets/talks about Heather and she doesn't understand how

“Vivi could possibly love a mortal girl. She didn’t know anything. She had no magic. She didn’t even seem like she’d done much suffering.”(tls pg 302) I think that the reason their meeting shook her up a little was that it put in to question her views and understanding of love.

She's convinced that if she tries hard enough, suffers hard enough and works hard enough. She can orchestrate her own happily ever after. Which probably entails being married with a nice house and a husband who kissed her when he came home, and a family of her own.... but that’s not Locke for him that would be a boring ending.

Like he mentioned in the lost sisters for him pain, sadness, suffering, anguish are all simply just spices (which are needed for a good story). Which is probably (again l am just assuming) that there marriage was a tug of war. Both of then trying to course correcting there story and trying to mould it to go down the root or path they desire.

Locke pushing her to get a reaction whether its with more extravagant parties, parading new lovers, belittling her to there guests, inviting people she hates or that mock her for being the daughter of a traitor, pushing her take part in things she hates, emotionally manipulating her or just leaving her alone for weeks on end to be with other lovers and to test her love.

I think he gets a rush out of her losing her composure since he says “There it is. That temper you try to hide. You know what fascinates me about you? You’re a hungry person sitting in front of a banquet, refusing to eat.” (tls, Pg 368)

I think maybe at first Taryn was coping with what he was throwing at her but it got harder as time went on, since even before things got real she says.

“Jealousy wasn’t a spice to me then. It was the whole meal and I was gagging it down.”

And that’s not even mentioning his scheming and the darker things he was hiding. That even we as the fans were surprised about, he gave the Ghost as basically a dowry present to Madoc, who by the looks of it had no problem also treating him like a pet and keeping him in his cell until he was needed.

(Imagine what it would have been like, when the ghost came by as Madocs and Lockes messenger boy/errand boy/play thing.)

I think she grew numb along the way, started losing hope and realised that this is it. This is what its always going to be. There no happy ending and probably went from eating fairy fruit as a dare/proof she can fit in, to consuming it as a kind of daily drug, to go into auto pilot mode/escape, to still be the perfect wife and to focus on other things like the house and the garden.

I think the moments she was alone, with only the staff and her enemies and Locke never came home. She finally understand what her mother went through. How she grew to hate the place that she once loved, as it became more like a beautiful cage then a home. A cage she was soon going to be sharing with a baby, who she will have no means to protect, not fully anyway and how all this time she misjudged her and didn’t want to be anything like her. Yet out of all three of her sisters she ended up like her the most.

I think the baby was what changed her and made her snap out of her daze. Realising that it’s not just her anymore, she might be able to settle for Lockes version of love but the baby doesn't deserve to, he/she didn't chose this.

Which led to her confronting Locke, maybe after coming back from being with mistress or partying all night. She probably tried to put her foot down and said things had to change and just let everything she had pushed down out. I think she tried to reason with him but he wasn’t having it and probably tried to convince her to give the baby away (Changling). Swap it with a human family and have the human baby go where all the other human children taken away go. I can imagine him coming up with a bullshit excuse like “this is for us, if you love me you will give it away. A baby is only going to get in our way and we’re not ready for it, years from now it will come back to us. If you love me prove it. its me or the baby.”

Then when flattery didn't work, he tried to tear her down with words and maybe even tried to man handle her or maybe hit her. (Okey so this part may be a bit of a stretch but)

A part of me questions if maybe it wasen't just anger at what he said that made her snap... maybe just maybe he tried pushing the boundaries and she snapped/her training kicked in.

"You got the same instruction in swordplay she did; you must remember some of it. I was never very good. I kept apologizing when I hit anyone,” I reminded her." (Tls)

(Tqon) (ldk for me it gave me the vibe, that there was alot more Taryn left out of the story. That maybe she wasen't ready to talk about yet).

Since she never come off as violent (manipulative..yes at time... but violent not so much). Since she turned out more like Oriana then Madoc and even admitted she looked down on Jude for resorting to violence.

I think if Jude had killed him it wouldn't have been the same. (I think even if it was for her own good she might have resented her.) Since she'd probably wonder if she could have changed him, made it work. Also l don't think Jude or Cardan would have killed him since he's Nicasia and Cardans friend and Jude and Cardan where feeling forgiving in tqon. *l shudder at the thought of him being alive at the end* If he had lived Locke and Tarny would have probably still been in the same vicious cycle and my new favourite baby ship (txg)💓, woulden't have even had a chance to even touch the water.

........moving on.........

For me l now see the lost sister as an apology letter/story that Taryn is going to give to Jude after the queen of nothing. It's her way of apologising in the best way she nows how, through story. I think its something she's written and rewritten and has added to as time/events unfold. 🤔

I think the reason why some fans had trouble forgiving Taryn is because of how its kind of left to interpretation/open ended, our experiences shape how we see it. Reflecting on the book l think that maybe the reason why we never got to see it properly or talk about in the book was partly because of time, the book had alot to cover in only 300pgs and who knows maybe the reason why was that Holly realised that since its a delicate story/senstive topic, it needs its own book to fully do it justice. If it is how l think it is, its an arc that you either have to see for yourself or have some experience in.

If you read this far, l'm surprised, l really tried to keep it short but there was alot on my mind. Thats why it ended up being split into two posts. 😂

All l can say now is

[eagesoldartblog]

Have you ever been so not proud of something like what happened here

Day four of Whumptober!!! Aw yeaHHH!!

Human Shield 

Above all else, there’s a tense silence. Neither person spoke, focused only on the other. Taking in their facial features and body language, gauging each other based on the small actions and twitches of their hand. 

How exactly did Death expect either to respond. One a towering spectator with a thirst for blood and a coward dressed in yellow. 

The walls exudes a sinister scent. Nearly frigid. 

The specter- Lewis glares at Arthur, doing nothing to conceal the fury burning in them. Infact- their fists smoked and burned, their plates of bone glowing pink. Resisting every temptation to subject Arthur to the peril they planned. 

The only reason Arthur wasn’t burnt to a crisp right there-

Was because Death forbade it.

Death, Arthur swallows tightly, blinking back a shudder as he thinks back to the numbing void outside of the walls, an all powerful being who- for some reason- patiently waits for all the souls to return to them. The one who brought both him and the dead spectator into its walls. 

*Why... is it because this spectator wants to kill him?* 

Arthur didn’t know how much of that glare he could handle. 

“S-So...” Arthur swallows, remembering how Death *promised* that no harm shall come to Arthur within their home, but this is a risk sigh the probability of a bomb exploding, but he needed to know, “Why are you after us...?” 

The spectator blinks, pink rings flaming. The fire within them growing by the pinkish glow now coming into their sockets. Muscles tightening, it speaks, “You have a lot of nerve to ask such a thing, Arthur.”

Voice gravely, echoing and sharp, the familiarity punches Arthur in the gut. It was so close to Lewis... Please don’t do this to me And yet, the only thing Arthur can ask himself is Why does it know his name?

“Is it?” Arthur challenges shakily, “you’ve been following us for a while. Are you - you’re after me at least, right?” 

”Who else?” It snaps.

Don’t flinch, Arthur. Don’t flinch. Stay strong.

“The girl.”

”Vivi,” Fuck it knows HER name too? ”I must say, I’m horribly disappointed in you. Disrespecting her that way.” The ghost scowls- seems to, and Arthur can’t help his flinch. 

“If you know anything about the world of supernaturals, then you know the importance of a name.” 

Eyes widen, the spectator tenses, now anxious and ... embarrassed? Holy shit did I actually manage to one up them??

They also notice Arthur’s victory, ”Fine. Whatever.” hissing, the flame of his hair ignites, growing tall and gaseous, ”You’re correct, I have business with you first and foremost.”

“O-kay!” His spine strains from tension, “Well. Uh- who are you?”

”You know who I am.”

Arthur bites his lip, swallowing back, “Mmm... no, no I don’t. Unless it’s from a case that I forgot! Then maybe?” He shrugs, really really hoping that the spectator doesn’t break its one restriction. 

”Excuse me?”

Should he say this? Should he really- oh well! “We- we lost our memories a while ago! A lot of past cases are completely gone for me, and - Vi doesn’t even remember one of our members or-“

”Which.” They take a step closer to him, far too close than Arthur would have liked.

They’re practically chest to chest, and Arthur needs to strain his neck to look past their tie. 

He didn’t know what compelled him to say it, share this crucial information with someone so dangerous.

“Our best friend. He went missing the same night we lost our memorie- AH!” 

When they snatched his wrist, Lightning bolts shoot through his arm. Amplified by the metal joints twisting under the iron grip of the spectator. His wrist now arms length away forcing Arthur impossibly close.

“S-stop..”

”Why should I? Your best friend is missing? You coward! Parading around like you’re innocent! And you feigning ignorance won’t get you anywhere, you knew who I was in the cave, so what’s different?”

The shooting ripples of pain rocket through Arthur’s arm, electrifying his fingers and frying the nerves of his shoulder, but it was far easier to deal with in comparison to the heart pounding anxiety coursing through the rest of him. 

The chase, the drive. Each horrible second of running down that horrifically warm cavern, met only to the blood stained, magenta burnt stalagmites that seared themselves to his memory. Overlapped with the horrible night where Lewis’s screams echoed through every wall. Where the only thing he felt was a cold numbness and endless agony.

What was different? What WAS different?

Voice strained and shrieking, Arthur squints through the tears, “Stop it! Death will-“ 

”I’m already DEAD, Arthur! I fell to your hand, why do you keep running from the truth-?!” Lewis’s burning scalp burst into flame, melting away to reveal the same face Arthur winced at many times before- from photographs, to missing photos, to voicemails, to the cave.

NO! NO NO NO- DONT-!

His grip didn’t falter. 

“Lewis, have you already forgotten our deal?”

Lewis’s grip on his arm releases, allowing Arthur to tumble back- landing on his ass and pinning his metallic arm to his side, praying he could make the electrical sparks hurt any less. So much so that he completely missed the parental tone whispering in his ear. Soothing him with comforting words and encouraging him to- 

Not thinking straight, Arthur lets his metal arm fall numb- ignoring its jittery sparks- and reaches to his prosthetic shoulder. Disengaging the locks far quicker than he should have been able to. 

None of those thoughts came to mind, not until the arm clatters to the floor, and Arthur is left weak and gasping and sobbing from the electrifying burns encapsulating his bones and heart.

“Didn’t I make my conditions clear, Lewis Pepper? Bring you two here, to allow you both peace. And yet, you’ve broken my only rule. What do you have to say for yourself?”

Arthur does his best to not fall over, the horrible pain barely subsiding and offering any leeway for him. 

In fact, if he didn’t hold his breath, he wouldn’t have heard Death’s voice surrounding him. 

Something grazes his fried shoulder, what felt like a hand. Anywhere it’s palm rubs, a soothed feeling simply... took the pain. Relaxed his heart. Brought the overwhelming thoughts to a soft hum and not a powerful shriek. 

Allowed him the strength to turn back and see what scene had taken shape around them. 

No longer was their wall paper and stained glass murals on the wall, instead, everything took on a much more... angelic appearance. Each wall covered in faintly drawn eyes, all blinking and focusing on them all. 

”I must say, I am disappointed in you.”

”And?” Lewis dared, and it became noticeably more twisted, long, draping wings of all kinds lining the walls like curtains. 

And for once, Arthur wasn’t fearful. 

But Lewis sure was.

Crouched over on himself, Arthur blearily glances around the new interior of the room. Everything was reflective, and thus shone a brilliant purple and pink as Lewis's flame lit up their surroundings. 

Lewis was... closer to him. Arthur didn't even realize it at first until he realized he was trapped in the immense shadow towering over him, but Lewis's back was turned to him. 

The golden heart, at Arthur's side. 

Breathlessly, Arthur switches from the golden- *brilliantly* beating heart, and Lewis's furious stance- his shoulders tense and feet planted apart, both fists clenched and enveloped in fire and burning flames. 

Why...

"Who are you? Why do you stop me?" Lewis demands, his voice and anchor crack in equal measure. 

Arthur grabs it, confused and compelled, the fear radiating from it drew him closer. Maybe this can give us an advantage..? Maybe-

The wings bristle, puffing up, and Arthur shudders. A warm wind washing over them. An even calmer chuckle tickling his ears. 

Oh Lewis, you misunderstand. You too perished far too early, and that is why I wish to do everything I can for you to get the justice you deserve. But Arthur, is innocent. In terms that he did not commit the act of judgment, but one of my own. 

The stained glass dyes red. And all at once, the walls, glass, and floor, shatter.

[stan-and-the-newbie]

A kpop newbie’s reaction to LOONA

you know i had to do it to ‘em

Alexa: bold

Alex: italic

okay so today you're reacting to Loona!

o, noice

they just debuted like two days ago and everyone is crying

damn. ok but do any of them speak english <<

y es

n  u  t

i believe i already told you, they built this Loonaverse, and released a girl each month

yeh, you told me a few things

right. all of them have an animal and a color. the first five girls have an additional location, then the next three girls have a superpower, and the last four girls have a fruit

...alexa. t-twelve

yeah

<-<

>->

alright fam hit me up

okay, the first girl that was released, back in 2016, is heejin

damn she looks like a disney princess

she does;;

this is aN INSULT

isnT IT

someone arrest her, she's not allowed to be so cute. it is illegal.

how old is she and what does she do

uhh she's 21and she's a singer

she iS BORN IN 2000

... ALEXA WE'RE MOVING TO KOREA PACK YOUR SHIT

ill give you her music video now

alright

the location is hard to guess, so just try to guess her color and animal

hmm

*ViViD*

i'm not watching this u freak, you know about my arachnophobia

y tho. there are no spiders

THERE IS ONE IN THE THUMBNAIL, BIG AND RED

there are no spiders, so play the song, its good. no girl has the spider as her animal u coward

the song's aight. i'd listen to it in a cafe. her animal is obviously a bunny and her color is either red or white. asian girls with thick thighs are too powerful alexa. someone needs to do something about them. it's a health hazard.

omf. her color is actually hot pink;; but u got her animal right lol

o damn. well pink is the mix between red and white isn't it >>

ooOOO

pFFF

she's part of the first subunit, 1/3

ah, so she's a colonel

omG. i mean, y'know, subunits are some of the members that form like a band of their own and put out music

with 12 bloody members, i can imagine

loona has three. anyway, a few things about heejin

hit me

she’s a whole cutie

o gee i couldn't notice

sdfdsdf she likes dad jokes and randomly breaks into silly and awkward dances but she doesn't care. she's also afraid of pigeons 

the guards would have to restrain me from pinching her cheeks if i was ever in the same room with her. and to be fair those things are chaotic evil. one literally flew into my face once.

omf

they also carry diseases similarly to rats. except they fly. so yeah, i can see why one would be afraid.

she also named a rabbit from the set "heekki". hee from her name, and kki from the korean word for rabbit, tokki. and proceeded to ask if she could adopt it.

that's adorable go away i am stone cold

is there anything else u want to know about her. her location is paris, and the first ever video of her beside her mv was her repeating random french phrases she knew in the airport

pfffF.

the next member is hyunjin

they’re all so pretty i cry

they are :(

they are like porcelain dolls, but without the creepiness of a doll, just the beauty and cuteness

i KNOW. so, how old is she

hmm 20 and she's a rapper

she is ALSO born in 2000 ;D and she's a singer

i-

here's her music video

after mark's video on that cat game, the thumbnail horrifies me

o-oh

alight so her animal is a kitteh. so she's the neko of the group, noice... is this a thriller film, geez.

ghjkjhghjk its just a kitten smh

an e v i l kitten

cats cant be evil. her song is very kdrama-ish

her color is... i honestly have no idea

her color appears in the first third of the video

green? blue?

she wears it

lemon

yeh, yellow. and yes her animal is cat lol. what about the song? it’s a drastic change from the last one

ok that last part horrified me. idk it's a weird mix between depression and a drug trip

so, about this baby. her location is tokyo, and she is the savage one

o-oh

shes the one that kept a blank face on a rollercoaster while the others were screaming. also, she really likes bread and croissants

and she's not a rapper smh. well, she does have a pretty voice.

she does~ and shes really sporty, practiced a lot of sports before becoming an idol

alright, off to my wife. this is haseul.

and no photo makes her justice

i-

UGH queen

that jawline fam

i’m sorry i just. literally have never seen such a beautiful woman

alright by now i'm about 70% convinced that these people are created in underground governmental labs

m e. aight, how old is she

fucc it, she's uhh 18

she's actually born in 1997 dfgfdsdfgh

OF COURSE. sigh. that's just my luck

but i understand u

they all look between 15 and 20 anyway does it really matter- i- she's more pretty than she is cute. respecc.

this is her music video

her color is bleagh. i mean bleuugh. blue

omf

she's a parappa the rapper. but she's also a singer. idk her voice sounds like she can rap. was that plane just there and they used it or did they buy a gigantic plane prop for the video

(i really hoped alex would say this because this video exists)

i-

she’S TRYING. her color is green but her location is iceland so liek,,, i guess the writers clashed ideas

blasphemy. they should have went for turquoise

her animal is a dove. she’s also the leader of the group, and the mom friend #1. she can speak english but she has a cute accent which i Love

awh

aaaand she’s a seal enthusiast

o. that's something

they went to iceland so she was like "omg a seal!!! hi !! that was a seal!!"

pffa whole cutie

she is :( she’s also really funny

anyway, the next one makes me feel worthless. this is yeojin

another flawless creation of the secret korean labs

her age?

that tissue-printing chamber in that korean lab from avengers 2? not fiction - they use it to create idols. uhh 19

:D she is 15!!!1

...

and turns 16 in november !!

Goodbye. Tty later, i gotta pack my stuff

dfgfdGHJH here is her song. its very cute because, well, shes a child

L O L I C O N    A L E R T. those three dudes are terrifying. is that the joker wearing a frog head

mmmmaybeh

this is weird lmfao. aaand there's the foot fetish

you’RE HORRIBLE

why is the frog dude going all roaring reeo on her only to give her a fucking present

well, its a song about how she doesn’t want the relationship to move too fast, so she doesn’t want to kiss the dude just yet

that ending was just... idk man. this one broke me. her color is red, and her animal is a frog because that's the only animal in the foreground here idfk

her color is orange, close enough. the other members call her "bean" because shes the youngest and rlly smol and chubby.

awh ;;

and everyone treats her like a baby lmao

well, what did u expect. hmm i think i like the first one the best so far

o, alright

so, these past four girls and the fifth one form the subunit 1/3. the fifth one was introduced through the subunit's first song, but i'll give u their second song cuz its Better

*check out “Sonatine it’s superior*

basically, these girls have a very dreamy concept with a lot of piano and strings. the fifth girl is the pink haired one, and baby yeojin isn’t here cuz her grades were dropping lmao

i-

shhhh just listen to the song

this song gives me the sad

u gotta appreciate the animu songs

i do, i was literally gonna say that this one somewhat reminds me of miia's second song

same !!

her color is W H I T E like my teeth. p u r e  w h i t e

she haS HER OWN mv

o

the fifth member is vivi

shes chinese and the oldest

from communism to idolization. noice

i-

so she's wot, 21? 22?

yeh, shes turning 22 this year

noice

here’s her song

a break from the animu songs. ps: they dont come back

sad. kinda stalkerish fam

ikr. shes a hooman here. but in the subunit mvs she’s an android

what

idk fam they go all out and no one knows whats happening

i am gonna get bashed for this but when she smiles her cheeks look kinda weird she kinda looks like a chipmunk? but not in a bad way

ghjkHJ she does;; shes cute though

yeah

her color is her haircolor lawl. pastel rose

o, nice

and her animal is deer

so she's basically bambi gotcha

she speaks english, and shes the reaction memes queen. and shes also very smol

awh ;;

alright, we're done with 1/3. is heejin still your favourite?

yepp

cuz we're entering girl crush land

o h

the sixth member is kim lip

LISTEN YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS

she’s cute tho

of course she is. they're all cute perfect goddesses. i'm noticing a pATTERN HERE

hey, shes mostly a tsundere

well, ngl, she looks like one

sdfgfds

she chose charmander tho 10/10

here’s her amazing mv. her animal appears for 1 second here so lmao good luck. her color is very obvious

white, at long last

the other one

FUCK

SDFGFDSD

red?

yes

that building is aesthetic would hang out there with my weird friends 10/10. the song is odd, but it's nice

i think the song really suits her voice

it does! that's why it works

her animal is an owl

n o i c e

also in one of her vlogs all she does is talk about food. she also keeps the members company while theyre shooting their mvs!! and shes also a reaction meme queen. she sings, but her main strength is dancing

yeah, i can tell

oh right !! she is in the odd eye circle subunit, and these girls have super powers. imma tell you now, the odd eye circle members are in different planes. like, theyre in different dimensions, not the flying planes lol

umm alright..?

anyway, her super power is speed. aaaand i think thats it with kim lip

the next one is a fan favourite. jinsoul

oof. idk man the blond is weird

oh, is it. i dunno, i feel like it suits her.

hammers in that "created in an underground lab to be flawless" vibe. idk, maybe a darker shade? like a golden blonde?

most people choose her song as their favourite

singing in the rain? is tom holland gonna come in and dance to "umbrella"?

oh my god

if not i'll be disappointed. the song reminds me of minecraft intros lmao. especially that synth part

geT OUT LMAO

the dancing is lewd af tho. so 8/10

well, so was eclipse. girl crush land

is she a necromancer? because those hips kill me and bring me back to life

i knOW. she can sing, rap and dance. triple threat. okay you cant possibly be wrong about her color and animal

uhh blue and fish. idk wot fish but a fish

y e s. its a blue betta fish. she said, and i quote "the blue betta fish is one that needs to be kept alone, because it eats the other fish in her tank. so i'm going to take over the group like that"

i- IS THE ENTIRE SECOND SUBUNIT SASSY

SDFGHGFDSSDFGH shes very oblivious and confused also idk if i should show you this but its hella funny and falls into the dumb blonde stereotype. she acts cute in a live stream and then she just

*that beautiful face plant video*

and at the enD KIM LIP IS LIKE "yes. whats next?" and looks through the comments

i-is she ok

yeah, she just stays there like ten seconds and then lifts her head while laughing. her superpower is teleportation btw. anyway, shes just very oblivious and awkward

nice man

the next member is choerry

oof, she qt. her color is purple.

yes. she doesnt like cherries btw

of course. why doesn't she like them? they're gud ;; maybe they remind her of all the bad puns she must have had to endure

i- most likely tbh. she prefers her actual name too sdfgfdsasdf. but choerry is a play on her name. cho yerim.

ah, i see

here's her song that takes a very weird turn and supports further the girl crush concept lawl

i expect lewd dancing. wot’s her animal?

a bat

e d g y. they made her eat a cherry. the monsters

i know, the madmen

o, here comes the lewd dancing. oof, that was short, but it was cool. back to... this??

it happens more than once. hmm, its a really nice song tbh

yeah, it was pretty nice

shes the bright, positive one

and managed to feed a squirrel out of her hand, so shes a princess confirmed

o damn how tall is she. she looks pretty tall in this pic

oh my god all of them are so small i literally cannot cope

;-; pure babies

hmm i think this is old information but the tallest is 165 sdfsGHJKJHJ

o damn

it says here shes 160. p u r e. her super power is plane travelling, like, shes the only one who can meet both kim lip and jinsoul. thats why i told you about the dimension thing

..alright..? this seems pretty redundant, idk. the whole superpower thing and the different planes thing is just odd. what purpose do they serve

well, its basically a whole universe, i guess it ties to the whole story

there's a story? uhh

yeah, but we won't get into that too much. here's odd eye circle's debut song

oh, this song is... something. i could live without the weird distorted voice. fucc yes more lewd dancing. well, that was trippy.

anyway, the third subunit is called yyxy, and it has "fall from eden" as their concept

o

the first member from this subunit is yves, pronounced as eve but it gotta be fancy y'know

oo, noice. please for the love of god tell me her color is white

no one's color is white

well, it’s not a color ;D

ug h. anyway, here’s her song.

hecc yes more lewd dancing

omf

the song is.. odd. GET OUTTA HERE HER COLOR IS TOTALLY WHITE. EVERYTHING HERE I WHITE. SHE WEARS ALL WHITE.

:( her apple is burgundy

what. is that- is that her color

yeah

...i quit.

fgfdghjkghjGHJ

well, that was something

her name is eve, so people speculate the song and mv are about her living a normal life after falling from eden y'know. anyway, shes the mom friend #2

o, interesting pFF

she was very awkward at the beginning, when she first was introduced

awh ;;

and her animal is a swan

AND HER COLOR ISN'T WHITE GET OUTTA HERE

fgfdsdfg shes also pretty savage now that she isnt as shy, but she takes care of the members, since shes one of the older membersGHJKJHGHJK

wholesome

shes very cute i like her uwu

the next one is an actual animu waifu. her name is chuu

i-

and she is the full of cuteness member

yeah i can teLL. the second image scraped my stone heart

yes, she softens everyone. here’s her mv, and the other girl is yves. and chuu is more or less in love with her. lesbian icon

alexa ur doing the thing, but reverse

SHES LITERALLY STALKING YVES AND GIVING HER AN APPLE AND THE SONG IS ABOUT ROMANTIC LOVE get outta here

ALL OF THESE BANDS ARE BASICALLY FAMILIES YALL SHIPPING THEM IS INCEST

ASDFGFDSDFGHJ but yves just shot a heart at her

it's a music video smh

hey, im not saying shes gay for yves in real life, just in, like, the universe theyre building

ah, i see. the choreography is gud. and the whole music video is nice. and the song is nice too. alright, what's her color

peach

do these people only know red and blue variations. THERE ARE OTHER COLORS OUT THERE

her animal is penguin, hence her posing with a penguin plushie in that photo

awh ;;

and her fruit is strawberry. she also sang a kids show ost before she became an idol :( and the other members make her act cute sometimes in front of the camera because everyone loves her. take dis

:'c

when she does the winking thing she stops and asks "why am i doing this..." and the others are just "because its cutE"

s-STONE COLD I AM S T O N E C O L D

anyway, yes, we all love chuu

we have two members left, keep your head in the game

i'm in it to win it

the second to last member is go won

speaking of winning, apparently she already did

she is a real life doll- oh my god alex

yet another qt what is new. cute dolls. cute talented dolls e v e r y w h e r e

i remember her song just because of the way she sings "baby" there

o

*check out “One&Only” yall*

ah, i see. some nice cinematography here. she has an interesting voice

shes mostly a rapper

yeah, i can picture that. that was a pretty nice song

her color is eden green :3

n o i c e

her animal is butterfly and her fruit is pineapple

but does she like it on pizza tho >> that is the question

she's kinda cold, but shes pretty oblivious, the staff messed with her saying that "adam" is her stage name (adam translates to "small" in korean) and she actually believed them and she didnt get the joke either affdsdfg

;-; god bless

shes pretty savage tho, we have three so far

oof

she is olivia hye

and she does not appreciate olive jokes

she's pretty 0^0

she is~

wot's her personality

shes very blunt and she seems like someone that might succeed at being a famous blogger

o damn

she always speaks her mind. i haven’t really seen her play around, but that doesn’t mean i don’t find her funny sdfgfsdfg

pff the mom friend

hmm, she doesnt really take care of the others, shes the second youngest

o rlly

but she does boast about how shes the only one without a fear of heights jasdfjks

pfff alright, hmu with her song

her song is my favourite

*”Egoist” ftw*

s m o o t h. yeah, this is a nice song

ikr !!

aaand more lewd dancing the world is kind to me today

they never give it up

wot's her color and animal

her color is gray, her animal is wolf and her fruit is plum

o damn

here’s their song~

this is hype af. this song is nice too but it has odd parts

i feel like the quality of their music increased with time. the first songs are also nice but you can tell these ones are better put together

well, it makes sense

it has been two years yes asdfdsdfg

o o f

here's a predebut song. the first ever with all of them, but not their debut the intro and the chorus are the best parts ngl

that's a lot of idols fam

eh, 12 isnt that rare. BRRRRRRRRRAH

where the esketit at. that was a pretty good predebut song, all things considered. they fit a bit of everything in there

yep, here’s their debut song

this one's trippy. ah, that's why it's called "hi high" they're saying hi to me, and i'm high after watching it. UOUOUOUAAAHH

I ONLY LISTEN TO MUSIC WITH MEANINGFUL LYRICS

HLBJLNKBJLNKBKLN

do you remember any of them as your favourite or did everything already vanish

i like chuu and the last one but i think the first is still my fave

oo alright, i see. any last thoughts?

well-managed for a 12 idol group, nice choreographies (& lots of lewd dancing >>), plenty of good songs, gud stuff overall, 10/10. 11/10 for the UOUOUOUOOAAAHHH

noicE

alexa here!! oof, this took so long to put together;; also if haseul sees this please marry me goddess ily

i hope you enjoy this post, even though its a little messy!! pop a little message in our ask box too, it’ll make our day~ i hope everyone has a nice day or evening!!

[gentlenakama]

rant abt a post. ignore, it’s just about this post about One Piece villains that seemed.... totally weird for me? 

me : do do do do scrolling through tumblr for some one piece content. 

tumblr : 

me : ..... who...? 

in all seriousness, this is like, the weirdest post, because I can’t even think of one character fitting this criterion. The closest I can get is Law, but he was never really a villain, and he’s never really been bad (except for the crate of hearts, that was at least a little fucked up). Law never fought with Luffy, aside from the Ambiguously Gay Filler Arc where Luffy and Law got BDSM’d into fighting each other, but that doesn’t count.  So I decided to go through every single major OP villain to try and figure out... what this post is even about. 

Alvida is.... completely without depressing backstory, and is definitely not a D. so.. scratch her off. no sympathy. she, in fact, became a bigger bitch when she returned to the screen. 

is Buggy still considered a villain? I’ll include him anyways. slightly inconvenienced in his backstory.. I have no sympathy for the clown fucker, and he is not a D. 

Axe-hand Morgan! Wait, nope, no depressing backstory, and not a D. ... no sympathy points for having an axe for a hand, thats cool as fuck

Helmeppo was.. sort of abused? I didn’t feel sympathy for him, his backstory wasn’t really that impactful, but he redeemed himself over time instead. Also.. not a D. 

Captain Kuro didn’t have a sad backstory... and he isn’t a D.... no sympathy points for this fuck. 

Don Krieg! Aaand... nope. No sympathy. His backstory was that he was a fuckboy, and got pissy when Mihawk bitchslapped his whole crew, and then didn’t even learn his lesson and got bitchslapped again by Luffy AND Mihawk. Pissbaby is not a D. 

Arlong, we learned a gazillion arcs later, had a kind of sad past. We never sympathized for him, however, because we saw that fishmen who went through the same shit were not dicknosed fuckers like this guy. Jinbei is like “nah my boy fucked up he’s disowned, no longer my boy”. plus, after Bellemere, he had no damn chance of sympathy. also, not a D. 

Smoker isn’t really a villain in my opinion, but he’s not friends w Luffy (in his opinion). He doesn’t have a depressing backstory as far as we know, man just has a good sense of justice and duty and all that. Not a D. 

Vivi started as a villain when we met her as Miss Wednesday, so might as well include her in the list. Sad backstory, but she was never /really/ a villain, and she remains, not a D. 

Mr. 3 doesn’t have a sad backstory, nor is he a D. He redeemed himself as a dickhead when he helped out Luffy some but he’s still got the most ugly haircut on the planet. 

Wapol isn’t a D. just a dick. No sad backstory, he just causes them. Fuck right off, Wapol

Crocodile, otherwise known as Crocobitch, who, wow, doesn’t have a depressing backstory. And. Isn’t a D. He’s just an asshole. And is still an asshole. He’s just a hot asshole. 

Not once has anyone with a fully functioning sense of morality has sympathized with this Slim Shady looking motherfucker. Enel has no sad backstory, and isn’t a D. , except that he’s definitely a Dick. 

Ohhhh Foxy. This ugly fuck does not have a sad backstory, and isn’t a D. In fact, we still have no explanation for why Foxy is like this. He just is. 

Franky! Included only because he began as a villain. He does have a sad backstory, but by the time we had learned this, Franky had pretty much redeemed himself already. Not a D. 

Spandam.... not a D.... not a good dude.... fuck u 

Lucci’s only depressing backstory is how much depression he has caused people. In between slaughtering innocents, this ugly eyebrow pigeon man broke hearts too bc he was hot but not cool. Not a D. 

Perona is a Friend now but she was a villain. without a sad backstory. and not a D. girl is cute as heck but her redemption came when she helped out Zoro. 

Moria can fuck right off, this man had no sad backstory, and isn’t a D. and I personally hope that people stop drawing porn of this man who LOOKS like a penis. 

Absalom makes a new definition for “pussy eater”, and has absolutely no sad backstory. I hope this man dies. isn’t a D. and doesn’t have a big one either. 

Kuma is actually a friend but we didn’t know that when he FUCKED UP Zoro. His backstory isn’t necessarily sad, but his current actions cause us to sympathize with him for being a good doode just, in secret. not a D. 

Magellan is an Fuck. Not a D. No sad backstory. Man, fuck this ho. 

The ONLY one piece villain with a D. Literally. The rest are all Luffy, Luffy’s or Ace’s family, Robin’s dear friend Saul, or Luffy’s emo ass boyfriend pirate ally. Teach is the only D. we have encountered in the series who isn’t a decent person. He doesn’t have a sad backstory, in fact, his backstory is just him being a murdering fuck. If you felt sympathy for a minute u seriously fucked up. 

Hody Jones is neither a D nor does he have a sad backstory. As explained, he basically pretends to have a sad backstory in order to have an excuse to be super fucking angry. He thinks he understands what Arlong was on about but he didn’t experience the same shit, and so was just a dickhead. 

This man has no depressing backstory, and isn’t a D. He caused a ton of children to have lifelong trauma. Fuck Caesar Clown. 

Monet! I just cosplayed her for a con. Can testify that her backstory isn’t very sad, and she’s not a d, she’s just into that flamingo d. 

While birdfucker over here isn’t a D, I will give a leg to the op. Doffy was revealed to be royalty, which was like a “wow, bet you didn’t guess that!” sort of plot device. His backstory was... kind of... sad... ish? He didn’t have a life of peaches and pie for sure but, he wasn’t hurt enough to be excused for literally anything he has done. Such as human trafficking. and genocide. He doesn’t act in anyones interest but his own. fuck u doffy. 

I won’t talk about anyones else bc of spoilers, and there are plenty more villains I could have included, but I think my point is well made. The post I screenshotted showed up on my dash and I just was like.. where the hell did this come from? It doesn’t describe a single character in One Piece. It’s another one of those posts that creates a problem that doesn’t exist just to complain about it. I don’t know, I’m just really not fond of those types of posts because there are definitely legit problems in One Piece or things to complain about, but this post is like.. totally out of nowhere.