#virtual cooking

[pr1ncessk1tty]

[takemetoneverlandihateithere]

I started playing Cooking Mama 2 with the intent of 100% and gosh I can't tell you how much I LOVE virtual cooking and food.

I don't know what's about it but it's just so exciting to me.

It's so hard to 100% though I didn't remember some steps to be so precise lmao

[olgipolgi]

Paladin of Shar 🌑

[eurodyne-d]

⚜️ VALENTIN ⚜️ 

[termiken]

divorce

[blackrevell]

New retro bathing suit by @wanderingaldecaldo is out now! // even sharks can't keep their eyes off it //

[pngsk]

The Key to Fluffiness Is the Mixing Method! - Kaito - ☆★4

like/rb if using. no reposts. f2u dont claim as your own

@sekaitransparents

[misthiosss]

Molly O'Shea

[pinkyjulien]

━ METAL WARS

[elvenbeard]

I was living in a black hole // Darkness seemed to follow me I was drivin' down a dead road // The shadows, they would swallow me But a star was in the distance // A sliver of light, it came to me Like a glitch into the system // You shine on and break me free

[victoria-weee]

HEY

WE NEED TO COOK.

What kind of food? 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙉𝙊𝙄𝘼

SIR YES SIR

(I am trying my best aaaaaa HELP I AM SO BAD AT DRAWING)

warning: a little.. Suggestive art?

REVERSE POWERNOIA CONFIRMED?!?!

[pr1ncessk1tty]

[genocidalfetus]

Consequences Part 1

To Be Continued....

[goobobbers]

Our Fiery Friend

[apocalypticvalraven]

Dungeon Daidokoro- Delicious in Dungeon in The Kitchen #2

(Daidokoro is kitchen in Japanese)

Ok, so the last one got 90-ish notes. Close enough.

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Man-Eating Plant Tart

In chapter two, Team Laios ventures into the second layer of the dungeon, a large apparently open-air space full of trees and lush foliage. The first meal they eat here is a tart made of man-eating plant fruit.

Which is a difficulty here.

First, there are no man-eating plants. Obviously. Like, we're not even dealing with something like "there aren't giant scorpions (but there are large crustaceans)" or "there aren't walking mushrooms (but there are big mushrooms)." This is just... this thing doesn't exist. There are carnivorous plants, but they're rather small and, to my knowledge, don't really fruit.

There are giant (non-tree) plants, but, to my knowledge, they also don't fruit, and they tend to be in the realm of "pollinated by carrion insects, so they smell like rotten meat." So, even if that giant flower that smells like corpses has fruit, I doubt anyone would want to eat it.

But, let's start by looking at the recipe-

So, to start with, you need some leftover "scorpion hotpot." Which is to say Lobster Portabello Soup, and some Slime Gelatin--which is maybe jellyfish, but I don't think you can really get anything like gelatin from a jellyfish (at least that you'd want to eat), so we're probably looking at agar agar (a gelatin-like substance from seaweed).

Baraselia, Mearauk, Betahn

It's difficult to really figure out similar real fruits to these. In fact, it's not even particularly clear which fruit is which in the manga. But, I did find Ingredients on the wiki, which makes it more clear-

(minor transliteration differences aside)

Baraselia is interesting, its seeds seem similar, broadly, to a pepper's, and led me to initially think it might be basically a bell pepper-

But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that a bell pepper's flesh wouldn't stand up to heat the way the baraselia's does

On further thought, I think the baraselia is a bit more like a squash. Thinking about it, pumpkin seeds also cling pretty tight to the stem, but I don't think the baraselia is a pumpkin exactly.

I think a Cassabanana is probably pretty close-

And, while I'm completely unfamiliar with this plant, I saw notes online that the unripe fruits can be cooked like a vegetable. So, I think cassabanana is probably a good candidate for "Baraselia."

I think the betan is the chopped fruit that gets mixed in. It's an interesting looking fruit, particularly in the anime-

It has a vaguely chili-like appearance, which it could well be, but I'm also struck by the visual similarity of the inner nodes of jackfruit-

Jackfruit is noted for it's "meaty" texture, and is used in several savory dishes. I think jackfruit is probably a very good candidate for a Betan stand-in.

Which leaves Mereoak/Mearauk-

Honestly, they look a lot like cherries or tomatoes, and tomatoes used in savory tarts are just, like, a thing. I think you could very well use a mix of cherries and cherry tomatoes for mereoak.

"Man-Eating Plant" Fruit Tart

~7 oz Leftover "Scorpion Soup

~3 oz Agar Agar or Gelatin

~1 lb unripe Cassabanana

~10 oz jackfruit, roughly chopped

5-6 cherry tomatoes, 3-4 cherries

Salt to taste

Dash of pepper

Lightly steam the fruits and let cool until you can safely handle them. Cut open the cassabanana and remove the seeds, then the skin from the flesh. Mold the skin into a shell for your tart, outside against the plate.

Mash the cassabana flesh, and add the gelatine and soup, stir until slightly thickened. Taste, adding salt and pepper as needed. Add the chopped jackfruit and the rest of the soup, stir till well combined and pour into tart shell.

Put in oven at 400 degrees. Check for setness at 15 minutes, and give an additional 5 minutes if needed.

Remove once set, let cool slightly, serve.

[thereignwolf]

some Vin spam, because my love and i (mostly my love let's bffr) did a lot of work on him today; he's finally starting to look more and more like himself. also, the crop top is too fuckin' funny, couldn't resist. all the work done by my wifey @shadesofchaoticenergy, i just provided unendingly annoying waffling on his hair style