#vince noir x you

[altrodent]

Tension

Pairing: Vince Noir x Reader

Genre/Warnings: Fluff, sexual references (nothing super explicit!), use of (Y/N)

Summary: Vince finally addresses the extreme romantic and sexual tension between the two of you. 🫶

It’s been a couple years now working at the Zooniverse, it’s been great for the most part. The pay was nice, the people were nicer, and working with all the animals up close was an amazing experience. You also liked to think you got along with everyone pretty well, but you got along the best with your closest mates Vince and Howard. But when rumors about the zoo closing started to spread, you and more importantly your close friends started to worry about what would happen next. It was a chilled morning when Vince asked to speak with you.

“Hey, (Y/N), let’s have a walk, yeah?” You nod responding, “Sure, but what did you want to talk about?” Vince delicately drapes an arm around your shoulder, as sly as he ever was “Well, if the Zooniverse does end up closing, I feel there are some skeletons I should shake out of the closet, right?” Nodding in agreement, “Yeah, I guess so” he tilts his head over to get a better look of you “Right, well first I think we need to discuss this.” He makes a hang gesture between you and him “This?” You question, “What’s ‘this’?” He scoffs “What do you mean ‘what’s this?’ The sexual tension between us, you know, the spark.” You shake your head “Vince- there is no sexual tension.” He puts his other hand on his hip “Oh yes there is, and it’s strong. You feel it too, I know you do.” You walk with him, befuddled, you always knew it was there, hell even

Fossil knew there was sexual tension between you and Vince and he can’t even spell his own name out. You just assumed that you both knew it was there and both chose to ignore it. But now that the tension problem is staring you in the eye you freeze up. “I uh-“ “See! You do know we have a sexual tension! It’s there, and it’s powerful babe… just what are we gonna do about it though?” He thinks for a second, his mind going to obviously vile places “I don’t know… what do two best friends do what there’s an obvious tension?” Vince leans in and whispers in your ear something that can’t be repeated out loud.

You slap his arm in return, still respecting his stunning ‘no-face’ rule. “Ow, okay, well… the only other thing we could possibly do is maybe… start a relationship?” You stare at him in disbelief “a relationship?” He nods “I thought you were like a ‘new partner every week’ kinda guy, this isn’t like you Vince” he rolls his eyes “Look, I’m an exclusive piece… but, I only was really like that because to me, you’re the only person who can keep up with my fast pace in fashion. And you’re pretty attractive there too, I like that a lot, you’re always very bold.” Vince gently takes your hand and bends down on one knee “Come on, please just trust me when I say that I truly do love you. And no matter what happens to the Zooniverse, I wanna make sure that whatever we do forever, we do it together.” You gently press the tips of your fingers to your mouth, shocked by how genuine Vince was being. “Vince I don’t know what to say…” he looks up at you, pleading “Say that you’ll love me too…” you nod and he smiles brightly up at you quickly moving to his feet, instantly trapping you in a tight embrace.

You return the embrace before he whispers into your ear “I still feel the tensionnnnn” you roll your eyes before looking at him once more “I love you too Vince” he smiles before leaning in and locking his lips with yours, slowly yet passionately kissing you. His hands gently snake around your waist as he begins to pepper your face with small pecks. Your giggles amuse him, as they always have, he pulls away smiling brightly. “Glad to know I’ll be able to see you like this every day, for as long as I’m around” you hug him tightly and he chuckles in response patting your back, letting the sexual tension melt away, and the warm embrace take over.

(A/N): this is just a silly little blurb with Vince, I hope you liked it! 🤭🩷

[bisexual-thoughtss]

could I request a vince noir x reader of the fountain of youth episode. When vince is the chosen one 👀 nsfw if u want but sexual tension plzzzs

I loved doing this request! I looked forever to find this gif, but I just had to include it lol

Much to your (and Howard’s) dismay, somehow you’ve ended up on an alien planet as slaves. As soon as the blue aliens had seen the amulet, Vince had been swept away as the Chosen One and you and Howard had been taken and chained up. They’re at least treating you better than Howard, presumably because you’d been smart enough not to say anything rude to them.

When they finally take you to Vince, he gapes at the sight of you for a moment. You squirm under his gaze, your outfit certainly covering more than Howard’s, but still skimpier than you’d prefer. You know more of your blush is on display than you’d like while Vince twirls a feather between his fingers gracefully, eyes roaming your figure. As he rolls the feather across his face, heat swirls in your belly despite your annoyance at him.

You watch as Vince and Howard argue, only breaking in when Howard lunges at him.

“Guys stop!” You grumble, knowing this isn’t going to get you all anywhere.

“Guards,” Vince calls lazily and they’re dragging Howard away. They start to take you too but Vince stops them, telling them to take off your chains before shooing them away. He pats the cushion next to him and you sit down, glaring at him.

“Don’t you think you’re taking this a bit far?” You ask, crossing your arms angrily. His eyes flit down to your now accentuated cleavage and you groan.

“How d’you mean?” Vince hums, trailing the feather along your exposed midriff, making you shiver.

“They’ve taken Howard and I as slaves Vince! Just because they think you’re the “Chosen One”. Are you gonna let them treat us like that?” You shout, trying to get it through his thick skull.

“But I am the Chosen One,” He frowns, still twirling the feather around.

“By chance, you idiot! I had just handed you the amulet when they found us. I could’ve just as easily been the Chosen One, you realize that?” You growl, snatching the feather out of his grasp. You think he might call the guards in again, but he doesn’t. He just stares at you inquisitively, eyes twinkling with mischief.

“But then I wouldn’t have gotten to see you in this cute little number,” he smirks, leaning closer to play with the thin strap of your top.

“No, they would’ve put it on you,” you bite back and climb into his lap, pressing him back into the pillows. You run your hands along his arms, holding his wrists above his head firmly as you lean over him.

“You would’ve been all dressed up for me, at my mercy,” you simper, “I think you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

He squirms under you, pink flaming his pale cheeks as he tries to come up with a response.

“Obviously you like the idea of it,” you hum, canting your hips against his growing erection. He whimpers, arching up into your touch to try and kiss you. You lower your head, denying him the kiss he wants to nip down his neck instead, scraping your teeth against his collarbones and exposed chest.

“Could take that amulet so easy. Right now I think you’d give me just about anything. You’re gagging for it,” you grin down at his glazed eyes, hips still swiveling.

“But I don’t want the amulet,” you tell him and he looks confused in his lust addled state, “you’re gonna keep it, and you’re gonna get us out of this mess, yeah?”

“Y-yeah, I will, promise,” he agrees blindly.

“First thing in the morning,” you tell him and he nods feverishly before cocking his head when he realizes what you said.

“In the morning?” He looks bewildered.

“Yeah, in the morning. I’ve got plans for you tonight.”

[mercedesvince]

Hello I’m Vince!!

I am a writer who is open to writing requests for x reader

Just a heads up that English is not my first language so apologies for any grammar or wrong use of words :(

RULES

This is meant to be a blog for x male or non-binary x readers

I will not write for female readers as of now (but might change in future)

I will only write for series listed below

no smut (I am not comfortable with that)

There are characters listed below underage, all characters will at least be aged up to teenagers, but even so I will only go as far as kissing

I will not write any sort of NSFW for any character under 18 (what i mean when i say NSFW I mean in a sexual way, things like cussing or slight violence I can do)

I can write angst, fluff or both

If you see a mistake in my writing please inform me on it so I can improve in future :)

If i missed a TW or you notice something i should let the readers know before reading PLEASE let me know, i’d hate for someone to be negatively affected by my writing

Please be nice and respect everybody and there wishes!!

SERIES & CHARACTER I WILL WRITE FOR

(If there is a character I have missed that is not on the list for a specific series and you would like a x reader for please ask and I will let you know whether or not I can write for them :))

South Park

Stan Marsh

Kyle Broflovski

Kenny McCornmick

Eric Cartman

Butters

Tolkien Black

Wendy Testaburger

Bebe Stevens

Heidi Turner

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

Aaron Hotchner

Derek Morgan

Emily Prentis

Jason Gideon

Jennifer Jareau

Penelope Garcia

David Rossi

Elle Greenaway

Matthew Simmons

Like Alvez

Kate Callahan

Tara Lewis

Sam Cooper

Gina LaSalle

Beth Griffin

Jonathan Simms

Mick Rawson

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

Scott Pilgrim

Ramona Flowers

Envy Adams

Knives Chau

Kim Pine

Julie Powers

Wallace Wells

Lucas lee

Gideon Graves

Matthew Patel

Todd Ingram

Young Neil

Roxy Ritcher

Stacy Pilgrim

Stephen Stills

My Hero Academia

Disclaimer I have not watched the series recently, so I do not have everything up to date and can only write up to season 4 :(

Anyone from Class 1A

Anyone from Class 1B

Any Pro Hereos

Any Villians

Mirio Togata

Nejire Hado

Tamaki Amajiki

Saiki K.

Kusuo Saiki

Shun Kaido

Aren Kuboyasu

Aiura Mikoto

Kokomo Teruhashi

Reita Tortisuka

Riki Nendo

Kineshi Hairo

Chiyo Yumehara

Metori Saiko

Chisato Mera

Hunter X Hunter

Disclaimer I am only caught up on the series not the manga

Gon Freecss

Killua Zoldyck

Kurapika

Leorio Paradinight

Hisoka Morrow

Chrollo Lucifer

Any Phantom Troupe Memebers

Ging Freecss

Any Zodiac members

Kite

ROTTMNT

Leonardo

Raphael

Michelangelo

Donatello

April O’neil

Stranger Things

Eleven

Mike Wheeler

Will Byers

Dustin Henderson

Lucas Sinclair

Max mayfield

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

Nancy Wheeler

Robin Buckley

Jonathan Byers

IT

Disclaimer I have been trying my best to see the second movie but I have only managed to watch the first so I can only write for things relevant in the first movie :(

Stanley Uris

Ben Hanscom

Beverly Marsh

Bill Denbrough

Richie Tozier

Eddie Kaspbrak

SPIDERVERSE

Miles Morales (earth 1610 & earth 42)

Gwen Stacy

Peter B. Parker

Jessica Drew

Miguel O’hara

Hobie Brown

Pavitr Prabhakar

Spider Noir

Penny Parker

MASTERLIST LINK

This Masterlist includes all works i’ve written on this blog so far!

That is all for now! Thank you so much for reading and feel free to request, I am new to tumblr so please feel free to let me know if I need to add or be more specific on something :))

[the-20th-century-girl]

Tag Game!

I was tagged by @spineless-lobster thanking you kindly 😊

Three Ships: Not a big shipper in general but I'd go with Alison x Mike from Ghosts. They have such a loving relationship, Debbie x Bob Peter from Yonderland and Robin x Moonah.

First Ship Ever: Ngl low-key did ship Howard Moon x Vince Noir from The Mighty Boosh at least a little, back in the day...

Last Song: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do by Neil Sedaka (I'm a little embarrassed sharing that but fuck it)

Last Film: We Have A Ghost (my mum really wanted to watch it with me)

Currently Reading: Nothing at the moment, but I plan to start reading The Last Unicorn (again)

Currently Watching: Cabinet of Curiosities

Currently Consuming: Nothing but did have a cheeky bit of homemade chocolate cake earlier

Currently Craving: My bed as I'm a little sleepy

Tagging: @thelastplantagenet, @catboyrightsdefender, @ailendolin, @little-deathly-goose & anyone else who'd like to do it 🙂

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X Marks The Spot (1942) | Damian O'Flynn, Helen Parrish, Dick Purcell |...

X Marks the Spot is a 1942 American film noir crime film directed by George Sherman and Damian O'Flynn, Helen Parrish, and Dick Purcell. It is a remake of the 1931 film of the same name. Plot In 1942, during the Second World War, rubber is a valuable commodity. Eddie Delaney is a second lieutenant in the army, but also a private detective. Eddy swings into action, when his father, police-sergeant Timothy J. Delaney, is gunned down by rubber racketeers. Cast Damian O'Flynn as Eddie Delaney Helen Parrish as Linda Ward Dick Purcell as Lieutenant William 'Bill' Decker Jack La Rue as Marty Clark Neil Hamilton as John J. Underwood Robert Homans as Police Sergeant Timothy J. Delaney Anne Jeffreys as Lulu Dick Wessel as Henchman Dizzy Esther Muir as Bonnie Bascomb Joe Kirk as Henchman Jerry Edna Mae Harris as Billie (as Edna Harris) Fred Kelsey as Police Officer Martin Vince Barnett as George You are invited to join the channel so that Mr. P can notify you when new videos are uploaded, https://www.youtube.com/@nrpsmovieclassics

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↳ Request: @hangesidekick - vince are ur requests open bc i’ve had a brilliant idea that i trust you to fulfill >:) chat noir x reader, but a masquerade ball!! hehe and you can do whatever you like with that idea! but no pressure ok babes!! take as much time as you need, and if your requests aren’t open then no worries at all!! :)

↳ Vince Note: Hange please i loved this- this is the second version i decided not to post (or finish) the first version cause it wasn't romantic or sad either- it was more of just eh-

↳ FT: GN!Reader x Chat Noir

↳ Word Count: 1141

↳ Warnings: Literally like none- unless you hate baguettes-

The ball was in full swing, everything was perfect just like how you had planned it to be. It was kind of fitting the theme was a night in Paris, seeing as you were in the city of Paris. But it couldn’t be helped, the theme was such a classic and you had even went to greater lengths by making it a masquerade ball.

You looked into the mirror with a smug grin as you placed your blask mask on your face, it had effectively covered the top half of your face. You were totally checking yourself out in the mirror cause why not at this point. After a twirl or two you decided it best to go back into the party and greet your guests. 

All the major people in Paris had been invited, including the one and only superhero team but most importantly Ladybug and Chat Noir. Upon entering the ballroom, your eyes surveyed the room finding somewhat familiar faces. It was pretty easy to pick out some of your friends through their hair and light up the room type smiles. 

The light shone bright on you from above as Nino announced you to the room. 

“Let’s hear it for the one the only Y/N L/N!! You have our sincere thanks for putting this shindig together! Can I get a Hell Yeah!” 

The crowd erupted in a “Hell Yeah!” and you giggled gleefully in reaction. The music started pumping and you mingled in the crowd making sure everyone was having a fun time.

Much to your disappointment you hadn’t seen any of the superheroes you had went out of your way to publicly invite. 

“If you had invited Queen Bee here you won't be an utter disappointment” Chloe had remarked when you went to check on her out of pure courtesy. 

“Well Chloe everyone knows you’re Queen Bee, and you are here aren’t you?” You asked with a smile on your face dodging her insult. Chloe ‘tsk’ed rolling her eyes as she sipped her drink. You took that as a moment to slip away, your job as a host being completed. As you continued to mingle you ran into who you thought was Marinette, her blue bell eyes were hard to miss under the black as night mask she wore that perfectly matched the black slightly bedazzled dress she wore that graced the floor with its light appearance. 

“Hey Mari!” You said waving to her. “Hey Y/N! Awesome party!” Marinette exclaimed giving a kiss on either side of your cheeks in greeting, “By any chance have you seen Adrien yet- You did invite him right!?” 

You chuckled at your friend and her obvious crush on Adrien Agreste. How could you have forgotten to invite the one the only Adrien Agreste. “Of course I invited him…. Sorta-” You admitted looking off into the distance. 

“What do you mean sorta-” Marinette asked her tone lowering as she looked at you suspiciously. “Well, you see, I gave the invitation to Nathalie- She said she’d ask his father and i may have forgotten to follow up- I’m so sorry Marinette-” You felt ashamed, you were trying to get the two of them together alongside Alya but you had messed up badly by not making sure he was going to come. If only you had been able to give him the invitation personally but he was away on some trip when invitations were being given out- 

Marinette’s mood lowered slightly and you quickly followed up with a, “I’m sure he’ll be here! Nathalie wouldn’t not give him the invitation! And I’m sure his father would see no fault in him coming here! It’d be great publicity after all! Anyone who’s anyone is here!”

“Yeah, you’re right!” Marinette’s mood did a complete 180. “Besides if he doesn’t show me and you can stuff our faces with baguettes of the heart broken!” Marinette paused for a moment seeing you look down to the floor. 

“So he really isn’t here- “ You looked back up, “It’s fine, It’s just a silly celebrity crush. It’ stupid-” “No Y/N, don’t say that! I’m sure he’s just fighting a villain with Ladybug and can’t come yet!” Marinette tried to console you. “It’s fine really! Who else would eat the heart-broken baguettes with you?” You smiled moving a stray hair from her face, “Enjoy the party, I have to go check on some things. Kay?” Marinette shook her head in response watching you leave toward the balcony of the venue. 

The cool air washed over you, the view of the eiffel tower in full view, and no ‘villian’ in sight- For once Paris was calm, as if Hawkmoth had taken an off day. It seemed Chat Noir had also taken an off day and chose a different means of relaxation other than the party. You sighed leaning on the rails. Eyes seemingly trained to the night sky.

“Meow-Za someone looks down in the dumps.”

Surprised, you turned around practically face to face with Chat Noir and his bright cheeky smile sitting atop the roof of the venue. “Chat Noir you came?” You couldn’t help the hint of surprise and gladness that laced your words. 

“Of course I came, I wouldn't miss a star appearance for nothing,” His slipped off the roof almost cat like and you were able to seem him in full view, his regular leather suit switched in favor of a dress suit. “Pray tell who might you be underneath the mask?” Chat Noir asked with a smirk on his face as he neared closer to you.

You rolled your eyes playfully, “I thought those were supposed to remain a secret kitty cat-” You returned the smirk his way and he stalked around you with a smile, “Let me guess, you’re the one the only! Gabriel Agreste!” You playfully shoved him, “Absolutely not! I can’t pull off the outfit-” an unfortunate outfit you wanted to say but you kept the judging to yourself. 

“No one can-” Chat Noir admitted leaning against the rails, a look you couldn’t quite describe written on his face as he looked to the sky above. Almost instantly he looked at you, “But hey this is a ball, where we dance and not judge fashion failures-” 

“You’re right! I should go check on the other guests and make sure they are dancing,” You leaned off the railing and looked over to your watch going over To-do’s in your head. Chat cleared his throat placing himself in front of you, “I meant as in for us to dance-”

Oh- OH- You practically froze on the spot as he extended a hand to you with a small bow, “Shall we?” You placed your hands in his with a nod. Looks like you weren’t going to be having heart-broken baguettes with Marinette-

Taglist: @angelchans @hangesidekick

[leloest]

2022 Best Rap Albums/Mixtapes

1.     Danger Mouse x Black Thought – Cheat Codes

2.     JID - The Never Story

3.     Denzel Curry - Melt My Eyez See Your Future

4.     Ab-Soul - Herbert

5.     Nas - King's Disease III

6.     Kendrick Lamar - Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers

7.     Freddie Gibbs - Soul Sold Separately

8.     Rome Streetz – KISS THE RING

9.     WESTSIDE BOOGIE - MORE BLACK SUPERHEROES

10.  Future - I NEVER LIKED YOU

11.  Pusha T - It's Almost Dry

12.  Conway the Machine - God Don't Make Mistakes

13.  Black Star - No Fear of Time

14.  Benny the Butcher - Tana Talk 4

15.  Vince Staples - RAMONA PARK BROKE MY HEART

16.  The Game – DRILLMATIC Heart vs. Mind

17.  Ransom - No Rest For The Wicked

18.  Westside Gunn – 10

19.  Che Noir - The Last Remnants

20.  Westside Gunn - Peace "Fly" God

21.  Joey Bada$$ - 2000

22.  Phife Dawg – Forever

23.  Elzhi – Zhigeist

24.  Black Soprano Family - Long Live DJ Shay

25.  Meechy Darko - Gothic Luxury

26.  Smino - Luv 4 Rent

27.  Metro Boomin - Heroes & Villains

28.  Flee Lord - Ladies & Gentlemen

29.  Cormega – The Realness II

30.  Mach-Hommy - Duck Czn: Tiger Style

31.  Lloyd Banks - The Course Of The Inevitable 2

32.  Vado – Long Run Vol. 2

33.  Duke Deuce – Memphis Massacre III

34.  Billy Woods – Aethiopes

35.  Open Mike Eagle - Component System with the Auto Reverse

36.  Armand Hammer-WHT LBL LP

37.  IDK - Simple_

38.  Ka - Languish Arts

39.  Symba - Results Take Time

40.  Quelle Chris – Deathfame

41.  Copywrite - The High Exhaulted II

42.  Action Bronson - Cocodrillo Turbo

43.  Lupe Fiasco - Drill Music In Zion

44.  Maxo Kream - Weight Of The World

45.  Roc Marciano - The Elephant Man's Bones

46.  Drake & 21 Savage – Her Loss

47.  Megan Thee Stallion – Traumazine

48.  Cam'ron & A-Trak - U Wasn't There

49.  Kxng Crooked x Joell Ortiz - Harbor City Season One

50.  Lil Baby -  It's Only Me

51.  Quavo & Takeoff - Only Built For Infinity Links

52.  Royce da 5'9" - The Heaven Experience, Vol. 1

53.  Rod Wave - Beautiful Mind

54.  DJ Khaled – GOD DID

55.  Boldy James & Futurewave – Mr Ten08

[sunnysynthsunshine]

The FictionKin List

(first a note I found from a carrd describing the terminology:)

Core: Some people use this term some people don’t, it’s basically like the strongest level you can kin a character. It’s taking THAT’S ME to another level. (It is stronger than a selfhood)

Selfhood: ‘A character I relate to very strongly, and relate to at almost all times. It’s basically like watching a show/etc and seeing a character and thinking That’s me!’

ID’s: ‘I relate to this character very strongly, but sometimes I feel a little less connected to them depending on my mood/etc’

Reverse ID’s: An ID but only when you are in some sort of shift (you relate to this character very strongly but ONLY when you are in a shift/mood change, when you aren’t you feel little to no amount of relation to this character. Example: feeling incredibly confident therefore relating to characters that are more confident)

Minor Kins: Characters you relate to some what/a little but not enough to be an ID.

Reverse Minor Kins: Characters you relate to some what/a little but only when in some sort of shift. When you aren’t in a shift you relate to this character 0%.

Core:

Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls)  

Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls)

Blossom (Powerpuff Girls)

Veronica Sawyer (Heathers)

Misaki Ayuzawa (Kaichou wa maid sama!)

Hideyoshi Kinoshita (Baka and Test)

Usagi Tsukino (Sailor Moon)

James Maguire (Derry Girls)

Barbie (Barbie)

Cloe (Bratz)

Frankie Stein (Monster High)

Fleabag (Fleabag)

Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Asuka Langley Soryu (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Konata Izumi (Lucky Star)

Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran)

Jaq (Cinderella)

Richie (Bottom)

Rick (The Young Ones)

Smithers (The Simpsons)

Selfhood:

Erin (Derry Girls)

Neil (The Young Ones)

Roy (IT Crowd)

Edward Catflap (Filthy,Rich and Catflap)

Jem (Jem and the holograms)

Mickey Mouse (Disney)

Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Spongebob (Spongebob)

Super Mario (Nintendo)

James (Pokemon)

George (Black Adder)

Haruka Kotoura  (Kotoura-san)

Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

Haruhi Suzumiya (Haruhi Suzumiya)

Misato Katsuragi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Furude Rika (Higurashi)

Lucy (Elfen Lied)

Hibari Oozora (Stop!! Hibari Kun)

Ranma Saotome (Ranma ½)

Richmond Avenal (IT Crowd)

Vince Noir (The Mighty Boosh)

Lydia Deetz (Beetlejuice)

ID’s:

Rimmer (Red Dwarf)

Tweety Bird (Looney Tunes)

Peridot (Steven Universe)

Kirby (Nintendo)

Moka Akashiya (Rosario X Vampire)

Patsy Stone (Abfab)

Grell Sutcliff (Black Butler)

Vyvyan Basterd (The Young Ones)

Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)

Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

Reverse ID’s:

Dennis Pennis (The Sunday Show)

Eddie Monsoon (Abfab)

Richie Rich (Filthy,Rich and Catflap)

Alan B’stard (The New Statesman)

Tomoko Kuroki (Watamote)

Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler)

Daria (Daria)

Lum Invader (Urusei Yatsura)

Harley Quinn (DC Comics)

Minor Kins:

Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic)

Mike the cool person (The Young Ones)

Reverse Minor Kins:

Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho)

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MY TOP 100 ALBUMS OF 2021

100. Kacey Musgraves - star-crossed

99. Jesse Markin - NOIR

98. Olivia Rodrigo - SOUR

97. St. Wave - Radiation

96. Agnes - Magic Still Exists

95. oddCouple - Reflections

94. Joy Oladokun - in defense of my own happiness

93. Topaz Jones - Don’t Go Tellin’ Your Momma

92. St. Vincent - Daddy’s Home

91. Still Woozy - If This Isn’t Nice, IDK What Is

90. Baby Queen - The Yearbook

89. Kowloon - Come Over

88. MARINA - Ancient Dreams In A Modern Land

87. Jungle - Loving In Stereo

86. Indigo De Souza - Any Shape You Take

85. Chet Faker - Hotel Surrender

84. Julien Baker - Little Oblivions

83. serpentwithfeet - DEACON

82. Arlo Parks - Collapsed In Sunbeams

81. Pink Sweat$ - PINK PLANET

80. Sinead Harnett - Ready Is Always Too Late

79. IDK - USEE4YOURSELF

78. Justine Skye - Space and Time

77. Cautious Clay - Deadpan Love

76. Snoh Aalegra - TEMPORARY HIGHS IN THE VIOLET SKIES

75. Far Caspian - Ways To Get Out

74. Wet - Letter Blue

73. Black Marble - Fast Idol

72. dodie - Build A Problem

71. Juan Wauters - Real Life Situations

70. Rochelle Jordan - Play With The Changes

69. José González - Local Valley

68. Fousheé - time machine

67. rum.gold - Thicker Than Water

66. Little Simz - Sometimes I Might Be Introvert

65. Angus & Julia Stone - Life Is Strange

64. Crumb - Ice Melt

63. 454 - 4 REAL

62. CHAI - WINK

61. Don Toliver - Life Of A DON

60. Silk Sonic - An Evening With Silk Sonic

59. Jon Batiste - WE ARE

58. Japanese Breakfast - Jubilee

57. Trevor Something - Love Me and Leave Me

56. Tinashe - 333

55. Medhane - Do the Math

54. Adele - 30

53. Lil Nas X - MONTERO

52. Claud - Super Monster

51. Drake - Certified Lover Boy

50. L’Rain - Fatigue

49. Leon Bridges - Gold-Diggers Sound

48. Celeste - Not Your Muse

47. Terrace Martin - DRONES

46. Rüfüs Du Sol - Surrender

45. Joy Crookes - Skin

44. Isaiah Rashad - The House Is Burning

43. H.E.R. - Back Of My Mind

42. Giveon - When It's All Said And Done.. Take Time

41. The Jungle Giants - Love Signs

40. Nascent - Minus The Bullshit Life’s Great

39. Small Black - Cheap Dreams

38. GoldLink - HARAM!

37. Flight Facilities - FOREVER

36. Chiiild - Hope For Sale

35. SG Lewis - times

34. Baby Keem - The Melodic Blue

33. Boys Noize - +/-

32. J. Cole - The Off-Season

31. Gorgon City - Olympia

30. Nas - King’s Disease II

29. Hiatus Kaiyote - Mood Valiant

28. ROMderful - PLEASE RECONNECT CONTROLLER

27. Cleo Sol - Mother

26. Porter Robinson - Nurture

25. Magdalena Bay - Mercurial World

24. Rostam - Changephobia

23. IAN SWEET - Show Me How You Disappear

22. Madlib - Sound Ancestors

21. Men I Trust - Untourable Album

20. James Blake - Friends That Break Your Heart

19. The Marias - CINEMA

18. ¿Téo? - Sol

17. Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever

16. Nightmares On Wax - Shout Out! To Freedom…

15. VanJess - Homegrown

14. Your Grandparents - Thru My Window

13. Dawn Richard - Second Line

12. Kanye West - Donda

11. Vince Staples - Vince Staples

10. Tyler, The Creator - CALL ME IF U GET LOST

9. Declaime + Madlib - In The Beginning Vol. 1

8. Doja Cat - Planet Her

7. Mick Jenkins - Elephant In The Room

6. Summer Walker - Still Over It

5. BADBADNOTGOOD - Talk Memory

4. Polo & Pan - Cyclorama

3. Eyedress - Mulholland Drive

2. Fred again.. - Actual Life (April 14 - December 17 2020)

1. Yeek - Valencia

[altrodent]

Blog Contents

Welcome! This is a catalog of every fic I’ve written. Any slight spicy/NSFW themes will be accompanied with: ❤️‍🔥but I exclusively write fluff!

(Check their warnings for more info!)

Borderlands

Handsome Jack

• Ignited Passion ❤️‍🔥

Timothy Lawrence

• Life Saver

Mordecai

• Caregiving

Troy Calypso

• Tunnel Vision

Baseketball

Joe ‘Coop’ Cooper

• It’s a date ❤️‍🔥

• Kiss me on my Mouth! ❤️‍🔥

• Draft Tests

Doug ‘Reme’ Remer

• Charming

Coop x Reader x Remer

Just For You ❤️‍🔥

Donnie Darko

Donnie Darko

• In My Arms

Peacemaker

Adrian Chase

• Freckled Delight

Ghosts

Thomas Thorne

• Candles, Lanterns, and Fairy Lights

Marvel

Loki Laufeyson

• Wardrobe Malfunction ❤️‍🔥

Evil Dead

Ashley Williams

• Sheila

Wednesday

Xavier Thorpe

• Invisible Adoration (Pt.1)

• Invisible Adoration (Pt.2)

• The Perfect Evening

DC

Abner Krill

• Sundress

• Dating Headcannons

Encino Man

Stoney Brown

• Honey Bun

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington

• Not Losing You

The Mighty Boosh

Vince Noir

• Tension

Sleep Token

Vessel

•Cycle (Part 1)

Hey! Like obscure characters, or even like my stories? I take requests for the low low price of free! Don’t be shy to leave comments or requests 🩷

[bisexual-thoughtss]

Vince Noir x Reader

Somehow Howard had convinced everyone to go camping again (promises of staying far away from yeti territory and no lectures certainly helped his case). Once again he was fretting over leaving on time, despite constant reminders that this was supposed to be a holiday.

“For god sake Howard, have a drink or something, relax,” you tell him after the fifth time he points to his watch. You and Vince haul your overstuffed suitcases towards the door as you ask Bollo to get Howard a drink.

He brings him a beer and Howard sputters indignantly and begins a rant on driving under the influence before you stop him.

“I’m driving, you’ve seen where your driving gets us. Have the drink,” you retort and Howard is silent, unable to think of a good argument. He huffs and takes the drink and Bollo graciously takes your suitcases down the stairs for you.

Once you’re settled in the van Howard unfurls his map, despite the protests from Naboo and Bollo who are mashed in the back seat with him, and begins giving you directions. Vince sits contentedly in the front seat, pointing out funny sights along the road and occasionally sharing the snacks he’s brought with you. The trip isn’t long and before you know it, you’re taking in the lush trees that fan around the lake you’ll be staying by.

“Wow,” you breathe, “s’beautiful.”

“Yeah,” you hear Vince agree, but he’s only partially looking at the scenery.

The peaceful calm is broken quickly as the other three have a row while they unpack the van.

“I packed all of the tents!” Howard shouts, frowning as Naboo shakes his head.

“Obviously not, there’s only three here you idiot!” Naboo yells back, and you can actually hear all the birds in the vicinity fly away at their noise.

“Boys, please, you’re disturbing the poor wildlife,” you roll your eyes, “it’s fine, we’ll just have to double up.”

As expected, Naboo and Bollo head off with one tent, and Howard grabs the next.

“C’mon then,” Vince smiles at you, grabbing the last tent.

“Oh- you want to share with me?” You ask, surprised.

“Well you don’t want to share with Howard do you?” He asks gesturing over to him.

“Definitely not,” you laugh as Howard wrestles with the pieces of his tent.

“But I can share with him, if you want your own tent,” he offers, but you quickly stop him.

“No, this’ll do,” you blush as he smiles happily at your decision. You two go about setting up your tent, stopping every so often to laugh at Howard’s struggle. Naboo and Bollo have long since finished theirs with some magical assistance, and wandered off to splash in the lake.

“We could go skinny dipping later,” Vince hums and you choke on air, letting out a violent cough. He laughs delightedly at your reaction, wiggling his eyebrows when you glare at him.

You gawk at the tent once you’ve finished it, glaring over at Howard’s.

“You’ve left us with the smallest tent!” You complain.

“I’m a large man, I need my leg room!” Howard argues, ending the squabble abruptly by zipping himself inside his tent. You roll your eyes, turning back to Vince.

“S’pose we’ll just have to squash in,” you tell him, unzipping the flap. He crawls in first, taking the blankets with him to try and arrange them inside. When he’s spread them out best he can, you crawl in after him. There’s not much room and in the scuffle of trying to get in on all fours, you get caught on the edge of a blanket. With your stability lost, you fall forward into Vince, blushing fiercely when you sit up and realize you’re on top of him.

“I think this tent’ll do just fine,” Vince grins up at you.

[bohemianimagines]

Could I request a Vince Noir x reader where they’re both too oblivious to realise they both like each other? With a happy ending? Thank you so much x

Just posted. Hope you enjoy :)

[sisilafami]

2018

same shit, different year.

Rap:

My RAOTY is 03 Greedo - God Level i guess, then

70th Street Carlos - youtubes & 777

BlocBoy JB - Simi

Blueface - Famous Cryp & Two Coccy

Chief Keef - Ottopsy, Mansion Musik & Back From The Dead 3

City Girls - PERIOD & Girl Code

Co Cash - Foolhardy

Daboii - Neva Lookin Back

Drego & Beno - Sorry for the Get Off

Earl Sweatshirt - Some Rap Songs

G Herbo - Swervo

Goonew - Goonrich Urkel

Gunna - Drip Season 3

JPEGMAFIA - Veteran

Kevin Gates - Luca Brasi 3

Kodak Black - HeartBreak Kodak & Dying To Live

Lil Dude & Goonew - Homicide Boyz

Lil Durk - Signed To The Streets 3

NBA YoungBoy - Until Death Call My Name

Playboi Carti - Die Lit

Saba - Care For Me

Sada Baby - youtubes

Smino - Noir

SOB X RBE - GANGIN II

Trouble - Edgewood

ZMONEY - Chiraq Mogul

HM :

1TakeJay x Rucci - The Winning Team

21 Savage - I Am > I Was

Bandhunta Izzy - Code Blue

BbyMutha - Muthaz Day 3

Black Fortune - Ossh Rock

Busdriver - Electricity Is On Our Side

Chris Crack - Being Woke Ain't Fun

Fmb Dz - The Gift 2

Hermit and the Recluse - Orpheus vs the Sirens

Husalah - H

Jayo Sama - Out On Bond

Jean Grae & Quelle Chris - Everything's Fine

Key Glock - Glockoma & Glock Bond

Koran Streets - Late 20’s

Lil Tre - Unexpected

LUCKI - DAYS B4 II

Maxo Kream - Punken

Meek Mill - Championships

MIKE - War in my Pen

Migos - Culture II

Payroll Giovanni - Big Bossin vol. 2

Rico Nasty - Nasty

Roc Marciano - RR2꞉ The Bitter Dose & Behold A Dark Horse

SahBabii - Squidtastic

Saweetie - High Maintenance

SD - Pay Attention

Sheck Wes - MUDBOY

Shy Glizzy - Fully Loaded

$ilkMoney - I hate My Life…

Starlito & Trapperman Dale - Trapstar

Tierra Whack - Whack World

Trippie Redd - A Love Letter To You 3

YG - Stay Dangerous

YNW Melly - I Am You

Young Nudy - SlimeBall 3

Vince Staples - FM!

R’n’B:

Jacquees - 4275

Mariah Carey - Caution

Ravyn Lenae - Crush

Tamia - Passion Like Fire

Brent Faiyaz - Lost

Digital Beats:

RP Boo - I'll Tell You What!

Byrell The Great - Chopped Cheese

Iglooghost - Clear Tamei & Steel Mogu

Martyn Bootyspoon - Silk Eternity

EQ Why - East 37Th Street & Footwork Tracks Vol.2

Proc Fiskal - Insula

Sinjin Hawke & Zora Jones - Vicious Circles

Sabiwa - Sabiwa

P. Adrix - Álbum Desconhecido

Crystallmess - Mere Noises

Stun Pool - STUN POOL

Various - Príncipe Mixtape (2018 Special Edition)

Contemporary Music:

Vanessa Rossetto & Matthew Revert - Everyone Needs A Plan

Lucio Capece & Marc Baron - My Trust in You

Graham Lambkin - No Better No Worse Vol 2

Lee Fraser - Cor Unvers

Thomas Ankersmit - Homage To Dick Raaijmakers

Christopher Fox - Topophony

Alistair MacDonald - Cabinets de curiosité

Arek Gulbenkoglu - A gift like a hollow vessel

Cassandra Miller - Just So & O Zomer

Etelin - Hui Terra

eRikm - Mistpouffers

Francisco Meirino - The Ruins

Kate Carr - I Ended Out Moving To Brixton

Monty Adkins & Paulina Sundin - Beyond Pythagoras

MP Hopkins - Aeroplanes & Puddles

Peter Blamey - Five Fertile Exchanges

Jamie Drouin & Lance Austin Olsen - Moon Watcher

Savvas Metaxas - Wetlands

Clara de Asís - Without

John Tilbury & Keith Rowe - Sissel

Masayuki Imanishi - Worn Tape

Graham Lambkin & Áine O'Dwyer - Green Ways

Hong Chulki & Will Guthrie - Mosquitoes and Crabs

Eli Keszler - Stadium

Simon Whetham - Open and Closed Circles

Exael - Collex

Matthew Atkins - Cryptic System

linda catlin smith - wanderer

Tonus - Intermediate Obscurities I+IV & Texture Point

Jörg Widmann - Drittes Labyrinth / Polyphone Schatten

Mathias Delplanque - Témoins

Pascal Battus, Anne-F Jacques & Tim Olive - Trois Conseillers

Data Dump:

Aclds - ['b7nb95c

Aclds - {Qa.-br.e

Aclds - 3øºEg-x-8xd

Aclds - Fuadain Liesmas Appendages

Dalglish - I​​'​[​]​n​​f​​]​c​​​_​​T​​_

Scald - (Kyjch Uyr​[​st

Autechre - NTS Sessions

Post-Techno / Ante-House:

2814 - Pillar New Sun

Clouds - Heavy The Eclipse

De Leon - De Leon

Diptera - Antenna

DJ David Goblin - Ork Music

Dolo Percussion - Dolo 3

Facechain - Accensor

Galcher Lustwerk - 200% GALCHER

Hieroglyphic Being - The Red Notes

How Du - Landing

Kolorit - Workshop XXI

Loidis - A Parade, in the Place I Sit, the Floating World (& All Its Pleasures)

THUGWIDOW - DESIGNER VOID

Topdown Dialectic - Topdown Dialectic

Young Paint - Young Paint

Zuli - Trigger Finger

Robert Mallet-Stevens Music:

Nico Niquo - Timeless

Organ Tapes - Into One Name

Foodman - Moriyama & Aru Otoko No Densetsu

Aqueduct Ensemble - Improvisations on an Apricot

Motoko & Myers - Basis Key

Lolina - The Smoke

James Ferraro - Four Pieces For Mirai

Jon Hassell - Listening To Pictures

Gossiwor - Lighthouse

Oneohtrix Point Never - Age Of

New Old:

Carl Stone - Electronic Music from the Eighties and Nineties

Iannis Xenakis - Persepolis

Luc Ferrari - L’Escalier Des Aveugles

Pablo's Eye - Spring Break

Christian Zanési - Grand Bruit ⧸ Stop! l'horizon

[kanye--westeros]

Top Albums of 2018

 1. Care For Me - Saba (Favorite Track: BUSY/SIRENS)

2. Iridescence - BROCKHAMPTON (Favorite Track: WEIGHT)

3. TA13OO - Denzel Curry (Favorite Track: SIRENS)

4. SWIMMING - Mac Miller (Favorite Track: Self Care)

5. Dicaprio 2 - J.I.D (Favorite Track: Westbrook)

6. Oxnard - Anderson .Paak (Favorite Track: Trippy)

7. Virtue - The Voidz (Favorite Track: Permanent High School)

8. Pieces of Man - Mick Jenkins (Favorite Track: Understood)

9. Dirty Computer - Janelle Monae (Favorite Track: I Like That)

10. KOD - J. Cole (Favorite Track: ATM)

11. DROGAS WAVE - Lupe Fiasco (Favorite Track: WAV Files)

12. Kids See Ghosts - Kids See Ghosts (Favorite Track: Reborn)

13. Daytona - Pusha T (Favorite Track: The Games We Play)

14. ye - Kanye West (Favorite Track: I Thought About Killing You)

15. Joy Comes In Spirit - Vicktor Taiwo (Favorite Track: Shovel Midnight)

16. Sex & Food - Unknown Mortal Orchestra (Favorite Track: Huneybee)

17. Black Panther: The Soundtrack - TDE (Favorite Track: Bloody Waters)

18. Some Rap Songs - Earl Sweatshirt (Favorite Track: December 24)

19. Noir - Smino (Favorite Track: Summer Salt)

20. Chris - Christine & The Queens (Favorite Track: the walker)

21. moza-ik - phony ppl (Favorite Track: something about your love)

22. Lush - Snail Mail (Favorite Track: Pristine)

23. Honeybloom - Choker (Favorite Track: Daisy)

24. Astroworld - Travis Scott (Favorite Track: Can’t Say)

25. El mal querer - Rosalia (Favorite Track: Malamente)

Honorable Mention: November - SiR, Beautiful Death - SL△VES, Fever - Black Milk, Whack World - Tierra Whack, Invasion Of Privacy - Cardi B, Vacation In Hell - Flatbush Zombies, Isolation - Kali Uchis, Scorpion - Drake, The Future & The Past - Natalie Prass, Nasir - Nas, KTSE - Teyana Taylor, Hive Mind - The Internet, The Color Of You - Alina Baraz, Redemption - Jay Rock, Primal Heart - Kimbra, God’s Favorite Customer - Father John Misty, Czarface Meets Metalface - Czarface & MF DOOM, Harlan & Alondra - Buddy, Beerbongs & Bentleys - Post Malone, Ben Khan - Ben Khan, K. Roosevelt - K. Roosevelt, Room 25 - Noname, The Carter V - Lil Wayne, Velvet - JMSN, Trench - twenty one pilots, Dime Trap - T.I., Saturn - NAO, There You Have It - Reason, White Bronco - Action Bronson, et cetera: a sonic collage - quami.xyz, BALLADS 1 - Joji, Lost & Found - Jorja Smith, FM! - Vince Staples, Negro Swan - Blood Orange, Honeybloom - Choker, Everything Is Love - The Carters, A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships - The 1975, East Atlanta Love Letter - 6LACK, peachfuzz! - Tabby, The Pains Of Growing - Alessia Cara, Icarus Falls - ZAYN, Prequelle - Ghost, Be the Cowboy - Mitski, Golden Hour - Kacey Musgraves, Championships - Meek Mill, Loner - Caroline Rose, I Am > I Was - 21 Savage

Noteworthy Songs on Decent or Bad Albums:

“Stuck With Me” by The Neighbourhood

“Stir Fry” by Migos

“Arizona” by Rich Brian x AUGUST 08

“Higher Higher” by Justin Timberlake

“Anti-Social” by SOBxRBE

“Respect Commander” by Jack White

“No Question” by Rich The Kid x Future

“He Don’t Want It” by Tinashe

“North Face” by ODIE

“Chanel” by Rae Sremmurd x Pharrell

“Ups & Downs” by KYLE

“Purity” by A$AP Rocky x Frank Ocean

“Midsummer Madness” by 88rising

“Man Up” by NoMBe

“The End Of Love” by Florence + The Machine

“Coco Chanel” by Nicki Minaj x Foxy Brown

“Audemar” by Young Thug x Tracy T

“Lucky You” by Eminem x Joyner Lucas

“Reel It In” by Amine

“Stockholm” by Connor Youngblood

“Sorcererz” by Gorillaz

“Preach” by Lecrae x Zaytoven

“Ponyboy” by SOPHIE

“Everybody Dies” by Logic

“Moonlight” by XXXTENTACION

“Mo Bamba” by Sheck Wes

“Peace Sign” by Usher

“Bubblegum” by Quavo

“Constant Pt 1 & 2″ by The Black Eyed Peas

“Ever Again” by Robyn

“Cold Blooded” by Swizz Beatz & Pusha T

“Overload” by Georgia Anne Muldrow

“Shot Clock” by Ella Mai

“God Is A Woman” by Ariana Grande

“My! My! My!” by Troye Sivan

“Good For That” by L8LOOMER

“Insecurities” by Jussie Smollet

“FALLEN Pt. 2″ by Jaden Smith

“The Mantra” by Mike Will Made-It x Pharrell Williams x Kendrick Lamar

“Lil Bebe” by DaniLeigh

“Unbothered” by Ski Mask The Slump God

“I Feel A Change” by Charles Bradley

“Acts Of Fear And Love” by Slaves

Notable EPs/Mixtapes: to imagine EP & Ever Changing EP - The Neighbourhood, #darkdaze EP - BOOTS, Stone Woman - Charlotte Day Wilson, Bobby Tarantino II - Logic, California EP - Diplo, My Dear Melancholy - The Weeknd, Glitter EP - 070 Shake, Crush - Ravyn Lenae, LOD - Desiigner, Freddie - Freddie Gibb, Donny Womack - Don Toliver, Carnival - Russell, One The Rvn EP - Young Thug, Endless Redux - Frank Ocean, IDK & Friends :) - IDK

[valenthewhore]

YOᑌ ᒪOᐯE ᕼEᖇ

↳ Vince Note: This is a formal apology- but i just had to-

↳ FT: GN!Reader x Adrien/Chat Noir

↳ Word Count: 1380

↳ Warnings: Pain, Comfort(?) → Hurt no happiness for no one-, This takes place after S4 Episode 17: Rocketear so uh spoilers if you haven't seen it

↳ Playlist: Can a heart still break if it's not beating - A Corspe Bride Playlist

You knocked slightly on Adrien’s door. You glimpsed at your phone it was already 7pm. Usually Nathalie wouldn’t have let you in at this time but you had to explain to her it was an emergency. Adrien had practically ignored you after the fight Chat Noir and Ladybug had with Rocketear. You wanted to give him his space… His best friend was akumatized, so he must’ve been hurting so you didn’t think to remind him of your date. But when he wasn’t replying to your messages...

“Nathalie, I’m not feeling well for dinner-” Adrien replied from the other side of the door. Of course he wasn’t eating. “Adri? It’s Y/N-” You said in a calm manner not wanting to scare him into his hole. When he refuses to say anything or gave half-assed excuses in a Marinette fashion. “Can we talk? You seemed upset earlier and I just wanted to check up on you.” You spoke once more not hearing an immediate answer. 

A hushed sound later the door swung open revealing your blonde haired boyfriend. Everything about him being effortlessly perfect. Even the poster child smile he wore, in an effort to convince you everything was fine was perfect. “What’s up Y/N?” Adrien forgot. Of course he had but you felt you couldn’t blame him. His friend was hurt and you knew your place. 

“Well uh you seemed kinda distant- you missed our date-” You admitted awkwardly fumbling with your hands, “I know how you must be feeling with Nino and all and I just wanted to make sure you were okay- Can I come in?” Adrien nodded, opening his door wider allowing you in. His room still smelled like bad cheese but you accepted long ago that was never going to change and have gotten used to it. 

He closed the door and followed after you to his couch, his hand awkwardly scratching the back of his neck, “I’m really sorry about the date- I just- I have a lot on my mind and it must’ve slipped.” 

“No I- I understand no need to explain I just wanted to make sure you were okay… You tend to keep things in and I just want you to know no matter what I'm here for you. No matter what it is-” you placed a reassuring hand on his free hand. It was strangely warm despite his room feeling line the cold arctic. Adrien looked at you with unsure eyes, of course he could trust you. You had been there for everything else in his horrible life, you should be allowed to be there for him through this too. Ladybug won’t care… She let Nino and Alya know. You should  know too and he would make sure to protect you from anything no matter the cost…

His unsure eyes melted away to soft ones partnered with a soft smile of such love and happiness. He gently took hold of your hand and pulled you into him, “Y/N I am so grateful to have you in my life, I promise I’ll tell you…” 

In that moment part of you didn’t even care what he wanted to tell you, you just loved being in the moment. His blonde hair tickling your neck as he positioned his head in the crook of it, arms wrapping around your waist tighter. Your fingers found themself intertwined in his hair soothing him and giving him the confidence for whatever he was about to say. 

And boy you were not ready. Not once did he face you as he told you everything. Everything. At first you couldn’t understand why he was telling you about stone heart. That happened months ago. It wasn’t till he continued to the jewelry box, the ring you have never seen him take off, the powers, Ladybug, saving Paris every other day. Everything was starting to click in your mind. It was as if the gears was freshly oiled and working overtime. Finally he came to what had happened today. 

When he went down to the school’s basement, when he met with Nino, when Nino told him… When Nino told him about Rena Rouge and Carapace and about the love situation that was beyond a misunderstanding. As he continued the more you wished you never asked. He went on about how he felt. Why couldn’t he and Ladybug know each other’s identities. It was so easy for her to let another couple know who each other were. How they would have been an unstoppable force against Hawk Moth if there were no secrets between them. 

By the time he was done, your body had gone stiff against him and you couldn’t meet his eyes. He had lied to you. He didn’t love you… You were a distraction. A means to an end for someone he couldn’t have. He looked up at you but was in shock when he didn’t see the sweet caring eyes from moments before, but instead hurt pained ones, that just screamed betrayal.

“Y/N-” He started but you didn’t let him finish. You shrugged off his arms and got off the couch. You needed to go. You couldn’t be here any second longer, how did he expect you to react to that-

“Y/N why are you going?” Adrien was confused, his mind hadn’t caught up to what he had just said. “I’m going home-” You said in a defeated tone. There was nothing you felt you had to say. 

“Wait Y/N what is wrong? I opened up to you-” 

“Are you seriously asking me what's wrong? You just told me, you significant other, you are in love with someone else! That you have been in love with someone else this whole time!” You were frustrated and you didn’t mean to yell, you were supposed to comfort him. He was your friend before he became your boyfriend. But you just couldn’t take it. It was all a lie. Just someone to distract him. 

“It’s not like that-” Adrien started but you cut him off. 

“It’s not like that? The whole city knows Chat Noir is in love with Ladybug! You know you’re in love with Ladybug. I have watched time and time again Chat Noir sacrifice himself for her. And you are telling me that was all you- All of it! We are-” You caught your breath as angry tears threatened to come out, “We were a couple this entire time. You used me Adrien! And I was the dumbass in this whole thing, thinking you loved me-”

“I do love you-” 

“No! You don’t love me not the way I love you- You love Ladybug! You couldn’t have her and now you want me to just be content with being second place? I’ve been in love with you for years! You used me to fill some empty hole in your heart and you couldn’t even be honest with me from the start- I would have understood Adrien, I would have. But now it’s all like everything is making sense now. The missed out dates, the sulking, the distance. I don’t want to put myself through that kind of heartache Adrien-”

“You said you would be here for me-” Adrien pleaded seeing you head for his bedroom door, “You promised-” 

“And you promised you loved me! That you cared for me! You took me up to the balcony with roses and candles and you told me you loved me! Or was that also for Ladybug! Is she all you see when you look at me? Be honest with me Adrien-” You were two steps from walking out that door, two more steps and you’d never be with him… not like this. Not again. 

Adrien didn’t speak and your breath was lost, he couldn’t even face you. His eyes were glued to the ground. “Of course-” was all you said before taking those two steps out his room and slamming the door shut behind you and Adrien was left by himself, in his bedroom.

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[lespetitesmusiques]

2018-musique.

Rituel de chaque fin d’année, madeleine-musique...

Ma petite liste est faite des albums, EP, morceaux, moments qui ont marqué ces 12 derniers mois. Aucune règle précise, aucune logique réellement cohérente, j’en ai écouté certains des dizaines de fois, d’autres quasiment pas, j’en ai rien à foutre.

Poing levé pour...

03 Greedo et Ty Dolla $ign, incarcérés pour un petit moment a priori, et qui sont peut-être les meilleurs chanteurs de rap et de rnb actuellement. Alors beaucoup de force à eux...

La fellation de Drake à Kodak Black, et son album, anti rappeur conscient par excellence, qui a plus de conscience politique que la plupart des gens qui nous gouvernent, mais surtout, qui fait cette putain de musique.

Ces russes, à l’alphabet incompréhensible, faisant bugger les moteurs de recherche spotify, qui font de cette musique techno/house quelque chose de passionnants, notamment ceux de Gost Zvuk

KA et ses monologues musicaux sur twitter, qui prêcha le bon rap au moment où j’en avais extrêmement besoin.

Noz, et sa boutique http://parkblvdrecords.com, qui fait ce vrai travail de disquaire, écouter et recommander, sans imposer, travail d’histoire, travail de creuseur... Ca donne presque envie de faire la même chose ici ! Si jamais quelqu’un est chaud...

Discogs, Twitter, forums et toutes ces listes qui s’agrandissent sans jamais se terminer, plus loin que l’Univers en expansion, et qui me font passer le temps à écouter de la musique, lire et creuser.

Frank Ocean, qui a réédité Endless, album sorti la même année que Blonded, cruellement... Parce que Blonded est immense, et que Endless n’est pas loin de l’être aussi. Frank Ocean est vraiment un des plus grands.

Shy Glizzy, qui a sorti son meilleur album à la toute fin de l’année 2017, Quiet Storm, et qui a donc accompagné quasiment toute la première moitié de l’année 2018. C’est certainement ce que j’ai le plus écouté cette année.

RAP, genre supérieur à tout autre.

Positions quasi-interchangeables.

1) SOB x RBE - Gangin’ II 2) Kodak Black - Dying to live 3) Sheck Wes - MUDBOY 4) 03 Greedo - God Level 5) Lil Durk - STTS3 6) Yungeen Ace - Life of Betrayal 7) NBA YoungBoy - Until Death Call My Name 8) Le best-of de Sada Baby 9) SCH - JVLIUS 10) Playboi Carti - Die Lit 11) BlocBoy JB - SIMI 12) Roc Marciano - Behold a dark horse 13) Payroll Giovanni - Big Bossin Vol. 2 14) Koran Streets - Late 20s

Et puis...

ALLBLACK & Kenny Beats - 2 Minute Drills Armand Hammer – Paraffin Black Fortune - OsshRock Blueface - Famous Cryp Chief Keef - Back from the Dead 3 Damso - Lithopédion Drakeo The Ruler - Cold Devil Drego & Beno - Sorry for the get off Earl Sweatshirt - Some Rap Songs G-Herbo - Swervo Hermit and the Recluse (KA) - Orpheus vs. The Sirens Husalah - H Jean Grae & Quelle Chris - Everything's Fine JPEGMAFIA - Veteran Kekra - LAND Kevin Gates - Luca Brasi 3 Meek Mill - Championships Mozzy - Gangland Landlord Peezy - No Hook Pusha T - DAYTONA Rae Sremmurd - SR3MM Rico Nasty - Nasty Roc Marciano - RR2 Saba - CARE FOR ME SahBabii - Squidtastic Shy Glizzy - Fully Loaded Ski Mask the Slump God – Stokeley Smino - NOIR SOB x RBE - Gangin’ Starlito - At WAR With Myself Too Trouble - Edgewood Vince Staples - FM! YBS Skola - Life of a shinner / Only Hope 3 ZMoney - Chiraq Mogul 03 Greedo - The Wolf Of Grape Street  21 Savage - i am > i was 70th Street Carlos - Compile

Mentions honorables : Bossman JD, Cash Kidd, Chief Keef, Chris Crack, City Girls, Co Cash, DaBoii & Yhung to, Glokknine, Goonew, Gunna, Jayo Sama, Lil Baby, Lil Dude, Lil Tre, Lil Yachty, LPB Poody, Lud Foe, Migos, Roddy Rich, SB Rich Noonie, Shoreline Mafia, Soldier Kidd, Trippie Redd, YG, YNW Melly, Young Nudy.

TECHNO/HOUSE, zarbi-catchy-ou-wavy-enough.

D’abord...

AEM Rhythm Cascade (AKA Flaty) - Litie Bavarian Stallion Series De Leon - De Leon DJ Healer - Lost lovesongs (mix) DJ Seinfeld ‎– DJ-Kicks DJ Taye - Still Trippin Don't DJ ‎– All Love Affairs Fail But They Never End Duckett ‎– Emperor's New Clothes Part 1 Heap ‎– The Brasserie Heroique Edits Part 5 Hieroglyphic Being - The red notes Hodge ‎– Beneath Two Moons & Exogenesis INFX ‎– Fences Of Metal Laurel Halo & Hodge - Tru / Opal / The Light Within You  Mori-Ra - Brasserie Heroique Edits Part 6 RP Boo - I’ll tell You What! Ross From Friends ‎– Family Portrait Via Maris - Glow Wall / CU2 | Shelleys  VA - Patina Echoes

Et puis...

Against All Logic - 2012 - 2017 DJ Earl - W3rk Dat DJ Lilocox ‎– Paz & Amor DJ Nigga Fox - Crânio Facta - Dumb Hummer / All the time Jay Glass Dubs - The Safest Dub Jamal Moss ‎– The Anticipatory Organization Joy O & Ben Vince - Transition 2 Joy O - 81b EP Kilchhofer ‎– The Book Room Laksa - Delicates & The Amala Trick Laurel Halo - Raw Silk Uncut Wood Loidis ‎– A Parade, In The Place I Sit, The Floating World (& All Its Pleasures) Niagara ‎– Apologia Oli XL ‎– Stress Junkie / Mimetic Peggy Gou ‎– Once Ploy - Ramos Skee Mask - Compro Theo Parrish - Preacher's Comin / Gullah Geechee Topdown Dialectic ‎– Topdown Dialectic VA - Cong Burn Yu Su - Preparations For Departure

Mentions honorables : Berceuse Heroique et affiliés, Fit Of Body, Dolo Percussion, Gábor Lázár, Principe records et affiliés, Puerto Rican Space Program, Shelley Parker, Thomas Fehlmann & Terrence Dixon, Toma Kami, Traxman, Zuli, тпсб et autres soviets.

RNB, donnant-envie-de-chanter-à-tue-tête.

1) 6Lack - East Atlanta Love Letter 2) Brent Faiyaz - LOST 3) Jeremih & Ty Dolla $ign - MihTy

Doja Cat - Amala Don Toliver - Donny Womack Ella Mai - Ella Mai Fatima - and yet, it's all love Jacquees – 4275 Jorja Smith - Lost & Found Kali Uchis - Isolation Noname - Room 25 Swae Lee - Swaecation Tirzah - Devotion

AUTRES MUSIQUES, passionnante-ou-dérangeante-assez.

1) Autechre - NTS Sessions 2) Yves Tumor - Safe in the Hands of Love. 3) Oneohtrix Point Never - Age Of 4) Various - Uneven Paths: Deviant Pop From Europe 1980-1991

Dean Blunt - Muggy Vol. 1 Eli Keszler - Stadium Elysia Crampton - Elysia Crampton Iglooghost - Clear Tamei & Steel Mogu Jlin - Autobiography (Music From Wayne McGregor's Autobiography) Kamaal Williams - The Return Kareem Lotfy - QTT10 Lolina - The Smoke Lonnie Holley - Mith Mohammad Reza Mortazavi - Focus Pendant (aka Huerco S) - Make Me Know You Sweet Pontiac Streator & Ulla Straus - Chat Rosalía - El Mal Querer Sarah Davachi - Let the night come on bells end the day Sons of kemet - Your Queen Is A Reptile ...Mais bon, la liste de ce que j’aurais voulu écouter encore, est toujours plus longue que ce que je viens d’écrire. Malgré tout, elle est chaque année de plus en plus courte, et cette année encore fut la meilleure année musicale de ma vie