#villageidiot

[anomadscause]

-and, #Uhmm.. . #ThisPost because I just #realized [(#Honestly and #toMySurprise)] that I don’t even care to #Make "#music".. Nor do I care if anyone #Listens to it (🤔'ThatPart is #New)'😅.. 'Word-as far as releases go it’s for a somewhat Selfish means, I guess. Depending on how you look at it. I mean.. Society is a "Thing" that can’t even think for itself— :#theLiteVersion, no less as anything more than that would just make me sound like (EVEN MORE THAN IT PROBLY DOES ALREADY) I’m angry or bitter at said ""#OverSeer"" whomever they/that may be or am attempting to release myself from some #VillageIdiots’ oblivious👤hold #ByDesign (😑’of course) **as I’m now being watched** [#KeyStrokes]°, but anyway-😒 I think it’s become somewhat of a selfish endeavor. As in. ..if YOUR “#God” is real??! I HONESTLY don’t need #aMillion people to go and stream or listen to it.. '#Remember..?!!”🤣_ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Even the slogan for #SnowFall explained | explains it.” and I don’t even watch that show anymore.😆_ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Ask them what it was like dealing with me in #WarForm..😶_even tho’ I was unbelievably optimistic and oblivious to #theManySchemes and Dealings of actual #HIGHsociety [of and inAmerica]° ..I could brag but— You know what?? Let’s just say, "I don’t really feel defeated. I don’t even think or feel that anything I did or was doing is or was or means anything to anything. I just know that #ImNotAllowed (for all that it seems that I am 'Spiritually' or #Woke or #Affiliated somehow and still be let or #Allowed to do). I talk sh¡t!! Because I’m down here in the fuhkin (actually) trenches with #theVillageIdiots too. Like, forREAL. And they don’t even know HOW to care about others— It’s just some shht they condition to teach you as grow up so you don’t ""ALL THE WAY"" think for your ""👤:'Self"" ..and NONE OF THEM are truly "Woke". Just woke enough to "#theWorld" they live in to be selfish enough to #succeed.. 🤨'#TellMeNot.. 🙈'(I’ll wait). **while I try STILL to keep my GoldenGlobe remarks and the state of supposed #Hollywood" to myself** https://www.instagram.com/p/CnVH-_SJkBO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[villageidiots]

"Oh, not at all, dear boy! A survey is when some people inspect a lot of people, ask them questions, and check out a certain place! It's nothing to worry about!"

...He said, as an armored car rolled past him, covered in men with hammers.

“Sick? Oh no, good sir. We’re conducting a survey of all rural villages in this region. Quite routine. Nothing you need to worry about.”

[whimsymanaged]

1 Sad Fic and 10 Happy Ones

My latest fic, a new WIP called A Burst of Daylight, has Henry really going through it. (Please mind the tags, which include past-SA and past violence, both of which are not inflicted by any of the characters from RWRB.) You can read the first chapter here.

To heal your heart after reading the first chapter, I’ve compiled 10 of my favorite happy RWRB fics. My first rec list! Fic descriptions written by yours truly.

1. in bloom by stutteringpeach | G

About: It’s V Day. Henry’s a florist. Alex asks for a last minute bouquet for SOMEONE. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Very mysterious.

2. An Amateur’s Guide to Piping That Cream and Beating That Meat by @firenati0n | T

About: Henry is stressed trying to make something for his pal Alex's Thanksgiving dinner. Luckily, he finds a hot dude on TikTok who teaches how to make various recipes. TikTok user whimsy makes an appearance. She’s very famous.

3. you’ve ruined my life (by not being mine) by coffeecatsme | T

About: Alex is drunk and thinks he's sneaky. (He's not.)

4. Shoot Your Shot by @roseharpermaxwell | M

About: Alex goes on a talk show and confesses that his first celebrity crush was Prince Henry. He’s out there manifesting hard.

5. Confidential Memorandum by sherrivalli | T

About: Alex is Henry’s assistant. His biggest task is constantly fielding calls from Henry’s adorable child. Hard life.

6. Cursed is a State of Mind by ifyoustay and LolaLand | E

About: Alex drinks coffee in various cursed states. Very educational and inspirational.

7. Risotto + Melanzane + Dolce (a love story) by villageidiot | M

About: Alex is a terrible server. You will laugh your butt off reading this.

8. Dil(Do) It Yourself by @happiness-of-the-pursuit | E

About: Alex and Nora go to a workshop to make dildos. Henry helps.

9. Feel your hands in my hair and you whisper my name by @kiwiana-writes | E

About: Alex’s pick-up lines could use some work. The one he uses on Henry is, well, direct, if nothing else.

10. 5 Times Alex Made a Disney Movie Reference + 1 Time Henry Did by @hgejfmw-hgejhsf | T

About: Alex watches too many Disney movies and Henry pays the price.

[am1ca]

Elite Trine redesigns! They are very cat to me :). These originally started out as an attempt at learning how to draw the seekers but it ended up turning into a whole AU. I’ve got so many pages of notes it’s insane. (And a fic on Ao3 about how TC and Skywarp met! I’ll link it at the bottom)

Some in universe fun facts!

1. Starscream is the same height as Megatron. I really love how big the seekers are in TFA, so I wanted to implement that here. Screamer may be the smallest of the bunch, but he’s in no way little.

2. When Thundercracker and Skywarp reframed to better match Starscream, Thundercracker went down several size classes. She’s a big girl built for war! (Also for the sake of fitting her on the same page as the other two, she’s not quite as tall as she normally would be. I intend to draw her at her full height in future.)

3. Thundercracker and Megatron have a somewhat strenuous friendship as a holdover from their gladiator days. They don’t talk as much as they used to, but they still proofread each other’s writing from time to time, and have been known to spar on the occasion.

4. Starscream is FTM, and Skywarp is MTF. This is less plot relevant and more me projecting onto some of my favorite characters, but I still think it’s worth noting. TC has a history of write ups from the occasions she’s had to “deal with” some less than tolerant Decepticons threatening her mates.

And the fic, for anyone interested. It’s mostly world building and unnecessarily long descriptions, but it was fun to write.

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

We’re Gonna Make You Pop-U-Lar

Author: Villiageidiot

Rating: PG

Status: Completed in August 2013

Word Count: 9,631

Summary: When Blaine Anderson moves to Lima the summer before his senior year of high school, he realizes that he can be anything he wants. He can be anyone he wants.He can be popular.

Tropes/Genre: football player!Blaine, Cheerio!Kurt, highschool!Klaine, romance, angst

Lynne’s review: Excellent story - perfectly executed from start to finish. And a spot on epilogue!

Read at: AO3

[ruseriousbro]

Cant help it I see stupid everwhere. The village idiots are running wild . . . #ruseriousbro #dailyhumorwithsometruth #villageidiot #villageidiots #iseestupidpeople #stupidshit #stupidlife #stupid #stupidmemes #stupidforyou #whyyousodumb #dumbass #dumbshit #dumbanddumber #wtfmemes #wtfulookingat (at Dumbassville) https://www.instagram.com/p/CY47YN0Pxa0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[tattooedterror]

Tonight matthew im going to be Lean back Baz and his Bling lol #bling #blingchain #anfetamina #villagepeople #villageidiot #gurner #gurn #funnyfaces #funnyselfies #russiandating #pleb #plonker #looney (at Adventure Tattoo Studios 2)

[jeffozone]

#villageidiot #indeed https://www.instagram.com/p/CEVQ2uuA-bJ/?igshid=1fni48atc219z

[1wet-teabag]

And that's on politics× ▪︎ ▪︎ ▪︎ ▪︎ ▪︎ TAGS m8 #politics #ploitical #trump #trumpjokes #funny #meme #mayorofcrazytown #potus #villageidiot #ideally #tweets #biden2020 #govote https://www.instagram.com/p/CCyeyb4Ddym/?igshid=13e6khstvnlfb

[vic0us]

is streaming live on twitch.tv/Vic0us Pudge is definitely the village idiot on my Island. He wouldn't move from this one spot for like an hour and I had to terraform around him until he moved out the way 🙄😂 . . #animalcrossing #NintendoSwitch #acnh #screenshot #nintendo #newhorizons #livestream #twitch #vic0us #streamingnow #locomoco #pudge #villageidiot #moveouttheway https://www.instagram.com/p/CCFTTgUphp8/?igshid=1h8m66mshuqv8

[anomadscause]

Like.. “Yeah, #Faye | #FayeValentine.. #Gren is cool. ..but I swear I can #smell the rest of them like I’m laying’ in it—_"😷😩 :All they know is #Excuses°.. Which reminds me of #theDifference between #Loving and/or being #able to ""#Love"" something and having #aHeart filled with #aLie. EVEN tho’ one can STILL say and feel as though they have or are in what is said /described as "#Love" .. .🤷🏾‍♂️'#somewhere—; #ThatsGame.” _🧐'I guess it all just kinda matters if your thinking in terms of #WhatYouGet and/or am capable of manipulating said #VillageIdiot(s) into.. 'Beyond '#theSwitchAndSwap'. .. ..🤦🏾‍♂️'#WhatAConcept.. . Same way that 'them' don’t know what it is that their #existence allows #theSecretSociety to do (#Maneuvers and #Tactics) in that they have already been’.🤐—— :[😤'#LifeIsOverRated]° • I Just #WakeUp Here • _______ —😔— #SeeYouAround… #MsValentine (no #ResidentEvil)'😅 #CowboyBebop …#SpaceCowboy…(🙃:😌°) | HashTag: " IfYourThinking" | - thēIlluminaut’ ……………………………. #OtakuVision22’😵‍💫 (at Somewhere in the Universe) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg0--pWOYnO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[lads-fun]

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer! #ladsladsladsfun #dadjokes #corona #humour #justforfun #villageidiot https://www.instagram.com/p/B-23syzpvgr/?igshid=68waunud1ah6

[jeffersonakly]

#Potus45 = #villageidiot. #fauci = #medicalexpert. #nuffsaid #coronavirus #covid19 #outbreak2020 #apocolypse (at Queens, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-0MtIajV3f/?igshid=9a2yi8ern3u9

[am1ca]

Finished this fic finally! It goes with a personal TF AU I'm working on right now :). I've got some redesigns to go along with it that I should be finishing and posting in the next couple days

[urfspace]

Once upon a time we had village idiots. Now we don’t any more. Whatever happened to them? Are there no such things as idiots anymore? Or are we all a bunch of idiots? I know I’m an idiot. It’s good to be an idiot. Our leaders are all idiots, after all. Don’t be scared of being an idiot yourself! . #idiot #idiotsandwich #idiots #idiotnation #idiotseverywhere #wheredidalltheidiotsgo #villageidiot #yokel #hick #dumbshit #wherearethey #wherearetheynow #confused #missing #missingperson #lost #takesonetoknowone #bestupid #beanidiot #actstupid #alone #alonetime #alonelife #ａｌｏｎｅ #aloneboy #alonebuthappy #aloneagain #aloneisbetter #aloneatlast #youwillneverwalkalone https://www.instagram.com/p/B6qgUd1hPlL/?igshid=15ahol8qupd5e

[mattyschindler]

The village idiot takes a selfie. . . #villageidiot #selfie (at Vilas County, Wisconsin) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6qVGmSlsp0/?igshid=1nogo86du5a94