#video game headcanons

[kevlarcrack3d]

Oho what's this? I'm making Skullgirls headcanons?

I ain't kidding. Yes, I am. I actually have super mixed feelings about the many open-ended threads of lore in the game. I kinda like it because it allows me to make headcanons like this (ignore the Medici fuckup), but at the same time, I don't really think it had a good impact on the story. Lots of interesting stuff could be put there.

Without further ado, LET'S GO!

BEWARE OF LEWD: MILD/COMEDIC NSFW FOR THE LAST ONE!

Samson helps Filia pickpocket and steal credit cards. Samson also helps her gamble at the casino because Samson had gambler hosts. They do this sparingly, and they're pretty average. They prefer the lotto tickets.

Skullgirls world technology level is close to that of our current time in the 21st century. However, the uses and people's mannerisms are more of the 40's with many tweaks for the rule of cool.

Speaking of tech, Brain Drain is an AI bro, the sort who screams, "AI ART IS REAL ART AAAAA," and gets into fights over it. Valentine is neutral on AI. Dr. Avian is also pro-AI, but is ethical and knows the limits and challenges. Brain Drain types out whole text messages about AI and instigates LEGENDARY arguments among the labs.

Irvin fights in an ambidextrous manner like Revy from Black Lagoon (can't help it - his two guns remind me of her). Many chicks dig him because TALL, DARK, AND MYSTERIOUS IS VERY HOT 🥵😭🍑💖🔥🔥🔥.

After Umbrella's story mode, Parasoul heard of Filia and Carol's plight and arranged them to have certain support and properties under the proper officials. Filia and Carol now live together and will be having scholarships for college.

Aside from working for the Anti-Skullgirl labs, the previous squads of the Last Hope participated in King Franz's war campaigns. In this headcanon, the SG world has a rule like ours that states combat medics shouldn't be shot at. King Franz took advantage of this and used these squads for biological warfare and effective surprise attacks.

Double also supported herself in the human world as an actress. She was always bitchy and mean to Annie, Selene, Eliza, and literally every celebrity that breathed in her face in that disguise. She was the number 1 drama instigator in their media. Every damn time, there would be something wild popping out about her.

Albus (the bodyguard of Eliza that looks like Anubis) is not a jackal but a black dog feral. This is based on how Anubis may not really be a jackal but a Pharaoh hound (I love long-faced dogs they're sooooo cute 🥺).

The first head of the Medici family had Leviathan as his host. He enjoyed art and music and gave Leviathan as a gift to the Contiellos. He once had the life gem, so when he took Leviathan from his body, he didn't die. (My most preferred one. The other have this head be Lorenzo's parent or boss). This head was more pragmatic than Lorenzo, though, and preferred to be stealthy and smart. He was also more of a fighter, too. Lorenzo is the more hedonistic, narcissistic, flamboyant one who likes being on the front pages of magazines like Bugsy Siegel and buying expensive stuff.

Since Leviathan stated that he and Samson were present before the Skull Heart, then I'll make this headcanon - parasites have been around since the prehistoric ages. Once humans, ferals, gigans, elves, dagonians, etc. grew more complex and the parasites began spending more time with them, that was when they learned to talk in their languages and articulate their ideas as such. Parasites always had complex minds and were able to form long-term memories, they just didn't know how to articulate them until they crossed paths with civilization.

Ferals procreate like the Mink Tribe in One Piece. When the parents are two different species, the kid may come out as another species that isn't their parents'. Same with Dagonians. (One thing I noticed is that these two races in Skullgirls remind me of the Minks and Fishmen in One Piece).

Cerebella didn't attend school. She was homeschooled and trained by the mafia since day 1.

Not my headcanon, but I support it. Beowulf is actually very smart. Has actually taken PhDs and loves to read. Aside from having side roles as the big bad wolf in Annie's show, he is a librarian. He also used these smarts in the ring, where he'd calculate his strikes.

When simply patrolling, The Last Hope also gives medical treatments for free.

Peacock also watches cartoons in the Skullgirls equivalent of Adult Swim. She does prefer the sillier, kiddy ones, though.

Parasoul likes Annie of the Stars because that was her comfort media. Ever since her father started his wars, ever since she was training to be a worthy queen, especially after her mother died, Parasoul deep down looked up to Annie's lessons of standing up for good, never giving up, and protecting the innocent. Though being a real-life head-of-state has more complexities, deep down, Parasoul would always love Annie, her inspiration.

The one with the real political power in Canopy Kingdom is actually a prime minister. However, the Renoir family will always find a way to have the final say if the situation calls for it.

New Meridian is actually like what Hong Kong is to China. It's considered separate, but the Canopy Kingdom has a degree of dominance over it.

The reason why Queen Nancy was a very powerful Skullgirl was, aside from the wish she made to stop the wars and the fact that she was in a warzone most likely filled with dead warriors, especially powerful ones, the umbrella Todd had something to do with it.

Big Band once played gigs at nightclubs to support himself in police academy. He had to be very careful because many of those nightclubs were run by the mafia, and it's not just the Medici Mafia.

When not angry, Carol/Painwheel likes to fly around with the Buer Drive. No thoughts, head empty, just fly around wheeeee ✈️.

If told to draw, Robo Fortune cannot draw hands (a jab at some AI art engines drawing hands so badly). She can't even trace a hand on a paper for whatever reason, and it's driving Brain Drain mad.

The second person in Fukua is actually Shamone on her head. Regarding the two people used to create her, the warrior good at close combat was actually Delilah - Brain Drain actually found an artifact confirmed to be Delilah's and it was fortunate that it had her DNA stuck on it. The assassin who specialized in ranged combat was one of Black Dahlia's best bunny girl assassins.

Taliesin can master any stringed instrument in a short period of time ( the longest is like 2 weeks) except for piano.

There is a pro-Medici Mafia series super beloved in New Meridian, which I could see as their equivalent of "the Sopranos." It's called "My Outlaw Darling." It's a live action just in case some of you think it's animation like My Little Pony or My Dress-up Darling because of the title reference. Bad - or maybe good hehehehe 😊 - news: it's very smutty, risqué, sexy, and 🍑 PASSIONATE ✨️. Embarrassingly, Lorenzo was walked in on many times doing "self-love" to the dirty scenes, particularly the ones between men for whatever reason. IDK, he's bored. This series gets on the Renoir's nerves. Since King Franz isn't really doing much in public, if he uses his TV as background noise, once he hears the "My Outlaw Darling" opening song, he has to stop himself from smashing the TV if he's doing something that requires him to keep sitting down. Peacock also hates it and actually gets up to fire lasers at the TV once she hears the theme! She and her gang have a joke about the airing time of the series where they call it "the witching hour."

Regarding the sexual nature of "My Outlaw Darling," I don't know why it isn't called "OutLewd" 🤔.

[crappyheadcanons]

Transmasc Persona 4 characters

[calciferonmain]

Wornhardt headcanons?

OOOOOH >:3c

I think Wornhardt would be fond of Kintsugi, seeing beauty in the process of embracing broken parts. I also believe he would have discovered the existence of it through Jun, with Jun having a similar place of fondness for it.

Wornhardt strikes me as demiromantic or somewhere in the grey area of aromanticism.

I like the idea that Wornhardt (after marrying the player) leaves sappy notes for the player to find around the house.

SECRET 4TH ONE BECAUSE HES ON MY MIND TY SO MUCH FOR ASKING ME THIS ANON- I think he keeps a journal when he can remember to maintain it. Also also!!! The two songs I associate most with him are World's Smallest Violin by AJR and Everything Changes In Time by Madds Buckley :]

[thelastdiamondpiratealchemist]

Here is a random headcanon

Pinocchio has a severe phobia/fear of donkeys and carnivals. (I'm sorry, Pino!)

[thefanficmonster]

Hey hey :) I saw you were doing The Quarry requests

Could we get some Kaitlyn fluff headcanons? She's my all-time favorite 👉👈

Sure thing sweetie! I hope you enjoy the headcanons 💕

Pairing: Kaitlyn Ka x Reader (Gender Neutral) [The Quarry]

Warnings: None :)

Genre: FLUFF, Romance

Kaitlyn is the adventurous one between the two of you

No matter how adventurous you are, you can't on-up her

There's rarely such a thing as lazy days with her

Speaking of, there's rarely - and I mean VERY rarely - a day you two don't spend the better portion of together

Whether it be studying, grabbing/making food, reading, watching a movie it doesn't matter

She's more motivated to hit the books too, keeping you accountable with your own studies

Therefore she's also a great gym/hike partner

She's the most supportive partner ever

Although not the most romantic

You've got that part down

She's not much into PDA either but she's willing to make an exception if someone casts a long gaze on you or tries swooning you with small talk

That being said, it's obvious she can be pretty possessive and jealous but she expresses it subtly enough to often fly under your radar

Not always, though

When you catch her signals you make sure to tease her

As well as reassure her that there's no need to feel that sort of way

Not that she needs any reassurance

She'd deny it to hell and back

Which, by the way, gives you front row seats to the adorable sight she is when mad/flustered

Keep in mind though - call her cute/adorable and you better start running cause that cuteness has a breaking point

[rin-hayata]

His pupils works like a cat, thats my headcanon

[milkywayes]

GARRUS VAKARIAN: DATABASE IMAGE ACCESS. > PT. 1 : 2160, 2166, 2170. > all files backdated according to user preferences: (terran_coordinated.calendar).

[callie-the-creator]

ayato aishi dating a yandere!reader hcs

sfw. warnings: yandere & obsessive behavior, jealousy, mentions of elimination of rivals, etc.

author’s note: this was also posted on my wattpad, just wanted to tell you all that beforehand, so no need to worry!

• when he realized that you were the same as him, ayato turned into the surprised pikachu meme, just looking at you all like: (ʘᗩʘ')

• but how did ayato find out, exactly? well...it took him a good few days to connect the dots fully. he didn't suspect you to be a yandere until well into dating you, that's when he started noticing things. a few of his shirts and other garments were missing— which is to be expected— but when he asked you about them, you pretended like you had no clue what happened to them which further deepened his curiosity. next, ayato began to pick up on things like whenever he wouldn't be hanging out with you and would be out doing whatever, he'd miraculously bump into you. quite the coincidence, isn't it? that's what ayato tried to chalk it up to at first but soon found out that you were following him around.

• soooo, one day when you were out of your house with your family, ayato took it upon himself to snoop

— he climbed into the window leading into your bedroom and practically turned the place upside down. of course, he was careful. he didn't want to give off the impression to you, along with your family, that he was ever here. ayato started by going through your drawers and found some of his clothes stashed inside (which he may or may not have stolen back) before opening your closet where he came face to face with a shrine dedicated to him.

— it was nothing compared to his, sure, but it was still impressive. not only that, but you had printed out some photos of him and littered them around the shrine.

• after he was looking through things, he left with his stolen clothes in tow but when you got back home and returned to your room, you felt something was off because of one thing that caught your attention: the window was open, something you definitely weren't responsible for. afraid that one of your parents was in your room or worse, you began looking around only to find that ayato's shirts and boxers that you had taken a while back had disappeared. scoffing, you pulled out your phone and texted him: "were you in my room??"

— ayato, as expected, tried to deny this but you easily saw through this act of his because you were well aware of the fact that before you agreed to be his girlfriend, he was stalking you. what followed was a conversation where both of you just let things hang out and confessed to a slew of things, you more so than ayato but luckily, you two continued to date after this (but it's not like either one of you would let the other leave willingly).

• you and ayato constantly vie for each other's attention, engaging in elaborate schemes to outdo one another in displays of affection; from leaving love notes hidden in unexpected places to planning extravagant surprises.

• you two are fiercely protective of each other, to the point where you may occasionally clash with anyone they perceive as a threat to your relationship

— ayato is more physical about it though. there will be times when he'll show up at your doorstep all bruised and bloody. he loves how worried you look when you help clean him up! even more when you pout, thinking he was the one who got hurt, and embrace him in a hug as you play with his hair

— when you get jealous over someone, it's the complete opposite. you're vocal about it, maybe not to ayato, but to the person you view as a rival. so, when you find them the next day at school, you'll outright tell them that ayato is your boyfriend. if they continue to be a problem, that's when you'll take things to the next level and eliminate them.

• both of you are skilled manipulators, adept at bending others to their will, testing each other's boundaries, and pushing the limits of control but they would only do the latter to their partner. though, there is really a 50/50 chance that their manipulation and gaslighting would work on another.

• anyway, good luck dating each other because you can't leave haha 🫡

[doodlesdreaming]

“No more green lights, Johnny. We’re on our own.”

[temeyes]

soap and his hair

[tis-i-dezzi]

I know after Cazadors death Astarion explores sex/intimacy again, but that's not enough for me. I need Astarion to realize he never got to dress the way he wanted. I need an Astarion who decides one day to chop off all his hair or grow it out, I need him to move away from red and black and assume other colors like pastels or jewel tones colors. I need an Astarion who plays with different fabrics and styles maybe he tries Feminine for a while and it doesn't suit him so he goes to more of a masculine style or the reverse. I want an Astarion who plays with make up or jewelry and maybe has a signature look because he learns he can do something without it either representing Cazador or attracting victims. It's just something he likes and enjoys because he has the freedom to do so.

[crappyheadcanons]

Lesboy + he/him lesbian + Butch Chris Redfield from the Resident Evil series.

[abaroo]

Morbid curiosity.

[cozylittleartblog]

8th annual nick valentine post! fallout 4 npcs Love sitting. they'll see a chair and ask "is anyone gonna sit here" and not wait for an answer. its like nick is on a personal quest to sit in every chair in the commonwealth. if he sees a chair its on sight

its because his joints are bad, obviously. he's like 140

[thefanficmonster]

I don't know if you're accepting LH requests but can you write some headcanons or something about Taylor and Andrew's friendship? <3

I'd love to receive more LH requests and this one is incredibly adorable! Thank you so much for sending it my way 💕

Platonic pairing: Taylor & Andrew [The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope]

Warnings: None :)

Genre: Platonic Fluff

A common friendship trope we hear about is the tall calm friend and the energetic demon short friend

I won’t give you a second to guess which is which in Taylor and Andrew’s dynamic

It’s blatantly obvious if not as a result of their half a foot height difference

Than by the way they see and interact with the world and the people around them

Andrew has no problem being simply an observer, feeling little to no need to interfere with the flow of the world

Taylor sees everyone and everything as fair game

False or not, her confidence has taken her far

But it still falters in one area - romance

Her best friend, on the other hand, fails to see the appeal in dating and even if he did he doubts he’d stress himself out the way Taylor does

Nevertheless, he’s always been and always will remain her wingman

She does try to return the favor but you can’t help a person who neither wants not needs help

It’s not like Andrew is going out of his way to do some serious magic

No, he’s simply friends and roommates with Taylor’s person of interest

And is mentally prepared to third wheel till the end of times

It’s a small price to pay to see his best friend happy

And an even smaller price when you take into consideration that she’s his main snack provider

It’s a fair transaction - he gets snacks, she gets a boyfriend

He also gets exclusive invites to parties as Taylor’s platonic plus one

Being shy and closed off all his life means he can count on one hand how many times he’s been invited to a party with genuine intention

Although he at first thought Taylor was dragging him along out of pity

He couldn’t deny the genuineness her eyes sparkled with every time he caved and agreed to go

And he hasn’t turned her down since

Just best-friend things, guys, these two are friendship goals

[prokopetz]

I love how the Sonic the Hedgehog fandom's reaction to realising that the folks who produce the spinoff media are perfectly willing to canonise Internet memes has been to immediately develop a set of community headcanons so bizarre and unseemly that you could never get away with so much as gently referencing them in an all-ages cartoon or comic, like they're looking the writers square in the eye and going "name-drop this, fucker".