#viceroy von salamancer

[sunfishingart]

obligatory sorry for posting homestuck but i still love rose and jade :] (pls click image for full resolution the preview doesnt do it justice OTL)

[lobster-lover]

sorry for no art posts lately im insane. anyways heres more fucking homestuck (assorted facebook memepage style)

[garysprites]

Evil John Egbert doing such evil actions

[disguisedcheezed]

[tournamentstuck]

Lets kick this blog off with a narrowed scope popularity poll !!

! Favorite Character Who Survived Homestuck Tournament !

This is a masterpost for the tournament! I will be linking each individual poll underneath as the tournament goes on.

Propaganda is welcomed and encouraged! I will reblog any and all that comes my way.

Spoiler warning: This is a tournament that is all about the end of the comic so if you havent gotten there yet then, go read homestuck !!

Semi Finals: Roxy VS Terezi

Jade VS WV

Previous Rounds:

Round Three:

Roxy VS Karkat

Jade VS Casey

WV VS Calliope

Terezi VS Kanaya

Round Two:

WV VS Nanasprite (PRC) Calliope VS MSPA Reader Aradia VS Roxy Jack Noir (Beta Session) VS Karkat Terezi VS Dad Crocker Kanaya VS Rose Nanasprite(PRC) VS Jade Casey VS PM

Round One: John VS Aradia Roxy VS Jake Lil Seb VS Jack Noir (Beta Session) Karkat VS Dave Terezi VS Jane Crowbar VS Dad Crocker Vriska VS Kanaya Rose VS Sollux Ms. Paint VS Nanasprite(PRC) Dirk VS Jade Casey VS Lord English Jasprose VS PM WV VS Davepeta Nanasprite(PRC) VS Caliborn Calliope VS Gcatavrosprite MSPA Reader VS Swifer Eggmop

[nekropsii]

Happy 4/13 to all who celebrate!

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[eggwishing]

beetlestuck’d

[grimme-and-specs]

Would u…… be so kind as to share all of your grimdorks headcanons……… *runs away at lightning speed*

Oh dude, I was WAITING for an ask like this! Hell yeah!

- John was initially very nervous or hesitant when doing anything with Rose and usually she had to make the first step in doing anything, due to a fear that he wouldn't be enough. Later into the relationship, though, he is quite confident, which always takes Rose off-guard (in a good way).

- Rose has John preview all her writing before she makes a new rough draft. He is very helpful in giving feedback and often goes on tangents about how much he likes it.

- They watch a movie at least weekly, and rate it on how much they enjoyed it respectively. This is so John doesn't go bonkers over his massive DVD collection gathering dust, and is a way for them to spend some time together.

- Partly due to how Rose was raised, she doesn't know how to execute most household chores (like cleaning a bathroom for example), even with the base knowledge of how they work. John helps her out and shows how to do them in the most efficient way.

- Speaking of chores, John is typically found singing to himself when he's doing them by himself. Rose likes to listen to him, up until he notices that she's there. Funnily enough, most of what he sings along to is rock and metal tracks and Rose is still attempting to squeeze out what his favorite band is out of the multitude he listens to.

(here's a sample of what I think he likes).

- John is surprisingly good at making food. (Probably inherited that from his dad and nanna). He likes to spoil Rose with his latest cooking endeavors, but not all of them turn out very good, so they end up with some laughs occasionally.

- Rose likes to infodump about everything to John, because she feels like he's the only fella that somewhat gets what she goes through as the Seer of Light. He really tries to keep up with her, which she appreciates.

- John is incredibly affectionate after gaining his confidence, especially physically. Rose is touch starved and never was used to having much physical affection in her life before. This often ends up in her malfunctioning as a result of too many kisses.

- Rose has no idea how to flirt and uses strange metaphors and similes when she is attempting to do so. It works on John, partly thanks to him being confused, and the fact that he thinks it's attractive that she has the confidence to say everything with her full chest.

- John still has trouble confiding in Rose about his own issues, but she can get him to open up eventually via "Therapeutic Strategy," as she calls it. (It's really just her psychoanalysis but more subtle and open ended, giving the chance for him to respond and open up on his own terms).

- They often duet with their respective instruments and shower each other in compliments, and sometimes they play for an audience! That audience is usually just their friend group, but everyone gets a good time out of it.

- Rose suggested pet names once, and John went ham on the idea. He constantly calls her stuff like "sweetheart", "firefly", "sunray", etc. She is never prepared and consistently gets blushy over these, but tries to come up with her own pet names for him. The only thing that's stuck so far has been "my husb-wind" and "specs".

- John is demisexual, and after he gained his confidence in the relationship and got even closer to her, he started developing more sexual feelings about Rose, which was a very pleasant surprise to her.

- They like to tease and flatter each other in public, but not to the degree where it's incredibly obvious.

- They're still raising Casey, her full name is Casey Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer after they hashed it out. I believe Casey at this point, would be about 10 years old. I personally think that Consorts would live up to human ages due to the nature of Sburb!

- Also, they still have Vodka Mutini. John still occasionally calls the cat Doctor Meowgon, much to Rose's amusement. Apparently, mutant ecto cats live way longer than your average cat.

- They would probably have kids of their own. I already have one fankid designed based off of a non-sburb fanfiction I was writing, but I stopped lol.

Euuuhhh yeah! That's about all I have for the one instance post-sburb that could probably apply to a lot of Grimdorks. Hope you like it!

[forgetful-river]

The holy mother and child

[amphibianaday]

day 1251

happy homestuck day

[manthequin]

Homestuck more like homeSUCKS! owned

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

EB: every time people complain about my daughter casey’s gay dads, i am adding another dad to the collection. she has 6 dads so far.

[this-user-is-always-bored]

that time of the year where everyone gets into their fancy outfits and promises to never go outside again

there was a whole series of illustrations planned for the occasion but i quickly realized that i overshot my own capabilities.

[st4rguy]

bubbles

[disguisedcheezed]

new homeslice update is awesome.

[tournamentstuck]

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