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thevexinator · 3 months ago

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DrDT cat au!

An alternate universe where your favorites are cats! You own a cate café! How do you manage?

warning [srs]: implied animal abuse, drdt spoilers for ch1/2(?)

warning [silly]: fluffy and goofy cats being themselves, maybe ooc?

♡ Ace Markey [Nyace]

♡ Was originally a barn cat meant to hunt mice, but his original owners found he was too skittish for the job, so he was handed to you. Needless to say, receiving that scraggly, orange ball of fluff was definitely among the best moments in your life.

♡ The core definition of what an orange cat is. Not a single thought in his head. From hissing at random objects to hissing at other cats, Nyace is definitely a handful. He picks fights with cats that can definitely carry him by the scruff, like Meowvi, Xanmeow and occasionally Nyaruko if he feels like trying his chances. He'll pick fights with everyone and everything. Including himself.

♡ Whenever he wants your attention, he'll come over and make sure you know he exists by throwing himself onto your back, lap, spleen, or hands. He wants attention, and he wants it neow. Enjoys ear scritches. He'll always hide when guests come over.

♡ When he's not needlessly aggressive, he's deliberately leaving orange hair all over your bedsheets. You can't get mad at him though, he's just silly. He's more of an indoor cat.

♡ That said, he'll proudly trot up to you with a toy mouse as if he actually hunted down a real one. You can't help but find it extremely cute.

♡ Arei Nageishi [Nyarei]

♡ She was removed from her original owners and rightfully so. You adopted a teeny tiny lynx-point siamese that was practically trembling in your hands when you brought her home.

♡ A sassy little princess. Will playfully bap other cats on the head. Whenever she does start something, she immediately runs to you for protection. She's also very protective of you. If it's her turn for you attention, she will make sure the other cats know that.

♡ She's besties with Meowden and J, but hates Nyarturo with a burning passion. Every time he walks by, she baps him in the head. She seems pretty chill with the other cats, baping them playfully.

♡ Nyarei will always be your side, lying on some part of your body or being in the same room. Whenever guests are over, she'll come over to say hello before going off to mind her own business.

♡ Whenever you're sad, Nyarei will come over and lie on you, purring to help you feel better. You're her favorite hooman. <3

♡ Arturo Giles [Nyarturo]

♡ Your friend came over one day and asked if you could look after this small, white somali cat they found wandering around. You took him in, wondering what could've happened for him to just wander the streets.

♡ He's a very hostile little thing. He'll judge other cats, but he seems pretty chill with Vermeow and Meowvi, even a bit nicer to Nyanco. He has beef with Nyarei, since he bullied Meowden once and got scratched by her bodyguard.

♡ He's very picky with petting. He'll only let you pet him. Behind the ears, under the chin and around the neck are where he'll allow pets. He's a bit iffy about back, but paws and belly are a no go.

♡ His owner, rather tragically, passed away. He's very attached to you for giving him the love he lacked. When he wants attention, he'll quietly come over, sit on your lap, and start to purr.

♡ He isn't fond of guests, opting to just be with the other cats and not the people who come over. He's also very well kept, cleaning himself often.

♡ Charles Cuevas [Charmeow]

♡ One day, you adopted a small kitty with an attitude problem. At first, he was just a sassy little snowshoe, but you eventually found he was rather loving.

♡ He's a pretty calm one. He's more for sitting in the sun and hanging with you. Occasionally, he gets up to shenanigans with Meowhit and Nyaruko. Even though Nyaruko attacked him, he didn't stop hanging out with her. By hanging out, I mean they just sit in the sun together or judge Davmeow. He just ignores Nyarei whenever she provokes him.

♡ He doesn't mind being touched by you, but he'll politely push others' hands away with his paw. A polite no. In private, he's a little snugglebug, even with Meowhit and Nyaruko. He cleans himself often, even allowing his two cat besties to do it.

♡ Charmeow has a cactus plushie he really likes to snuggle with. Every time he wants attention, he'll bring his cactus plush with him to snuggle while with you. He's actually a very neat cat, trying not to leave cat hair all over your clothes. When he does, he feels real bad about it.

♡ Every time you cook, he jumps onto the counter to watch. He just sits there, watching you cook. Sometimes he'll even pass you utensils. What a talented young man.

♡ David Chiem [Davmeow]

♡ You thought you adopted a starry-eyed, polite and sweet russian blue. A month later, you realize he's actually a little twat. Do you love him any less? No.

♡ Davmeow is very polite when guests come over. When they leave, he goes back to being a meanie. He seems to have feuds with Charmeow and Nyaruko. He isn't above bullying everyone, even you. He bites and scratches during his zoomies.

♡ He hits everyone in passing. Nyaruko is the only one who hits him back with no hesitation. Most of the other cats just look at him or hiss.

♡ Strangely enough, Davmeow seems to be in a somewhat passive relationship with Min. While he does occasionally bap her in the face, sometimes he'll loaf and birdwatch with her. He loves Xanmeow the most.

♡ Whenever he wants your attention, he will walk into the room and scream until you pet him on the head. Average cat activities.

♡ Eden Tobisa [Meowden]

♡ The silliest munchkin cat to breathe. Very friendly, you adopted her when your friend's cat had a litter of kittens and offered you one to take care of.

♡ Very fond of all the cats in the house... except Nyarturo. He bullies her a lot. Nyarei beats him up for it. Nyaruko seems to tolerate her, Nyanco seems to enjoy having her around, and all of the cats like Meowden save for the exception.

♡ Very energetic. For a cat of her tiny size, she enjoys running around and playing. In particular, she enjoys playfighting with Meowvi, despite him being a much larger cat. Her other daily activities include sunbathing, hanging with her besties, and napping.

♡ Second most prone to zoomies out of the girl cats. You have tripped on her multiple times.

♡ Hu Jing [PawJing]

♡ A very pretty bengal kitty, PawJing often helps you with house chores. One day, she followed you home and wouldn't stop meowing until you picked her up.

♡ She's very sweet around Nyanco, but she's very much sensitive around the other cats. She hisses at Nyace a lot, which is why they're kept at a distance. Her days are usually spent following you around. She has the sweetest meow of all the cats.

♡ If she senses something is wrong, she'll prance over with a blanket. She will literally not leave your side until you feel better.

♡ She's generally very sweet with guests. Next to Meowden wins "Nice Cat of The Week" many times in a row. As mentioned before, she'll often help you around with chores by carrying things and leaving them where you do.

♡ J Rosales [J]

♡ A generally pissy and tomboyish burmese. You found this one when opening up shop one day. Not sure how she got in. You just found her.

♡ Outside of actually trying to kill Nyarturo, her days are largely spent hanging around her cat buddies. Her favorite activity involves messing with the light switch.

♡ Generally okay with guests? Depends on the day, and if she's had her breakfast yet.

♡ Most of her days are spent being a normal cat, surprising as that may be. She'll rub up on your legs or loaf in your lap, pretty much the most normal cat of the litter.

♡ Levi Fontana [Meowvi]

♡ You saw a cat, covered in blood, limping down the street near the café. Concerned, you brought the [at the time] tiny maine coon to the vet for a checkup. With no chip or collar, you were allowed to keep him.

♡ He's a pretty sweet cat. Sure, he's very large and sheds like crazy, but that's just extra storage for all the love he has in him. He'll carry Meowden around, confusing her for a kitten. He also does that to Nyace, although results are very different.

♡ Much like PawJing, he'll help you with chores around the café. He's surprisingly intelligent, carrying utensils to their designated spots with no issue.

♡ When it comes to guests, he's actually quite shy. He'll come up and say hello, but he's usually hiding somewhere if a lot of people are coming in.

♡ Min Jeung [Min]

♡ It was the scenario of finding a cat inside a box with "please adopt me" written on it in sharpie in the rain. The little cornish rex came home with you and has been there ever since.

♡ Very shy. She skids when guests come over, and she'll only come out when it's a slow day or when the café is empty. She likes a few of the regulars, though.

♡ Despite looking like a very boring cat, she's insanely intelligent. She has figured out the tricks and you cannot deceive her into going to the vet.

♡ She's very attached to you specifically. She'll follow you around or sit on your shoulders, purring whenever you scratch her head. Most people confuse her for a stuffed animal at times.

♡ Nico Hakobyan [Nyanco]

♡ ... You're not entirely sure what they are. They're definitely a breed of short-haired cat, likely a scottish fold and british shorthair mix. They were the first ever cat you adopted into your care.

♡ Somehow, they're more shy than Min. Does not come out whenever the café is open. Exclusively hang out with PawJing, Purrose, and still prefer solitude.

♡ Really attached to you. Unbelievably clingy. While cats like Min, Meowhit, and occasionally Charmeow and the others can get clingy, none are as clingy as Nyanco. Will literally cling to you and never let go.

♡ Has a favorite mouse toy they bring with them everywhere. They will literally never go anywhere without one.

♡ Rose Lacroix [Purrose]

♡ A very sleepy tortie cat. You originally assumed she had died on the side of the street, only to find out that she was just asleep.

♡ As mentioned before, her hobby is sleeping. She is almost never awake. While she does seem to have some kind of kitty circle with Nyaruko, Meowden, and Min, she's usually sleeping through most of the day.

♡ When she is awake, she's usually pretty inactive. Never experiences zoomies and usually lies around whenever.

♡ Her favorite napping spot just happens to be your lap.

♡ Teruko Tawaki [Nyaruko]

♡ One day, while taking out the trash, you found this poor baby in the dumpster. The trip to the vet was definitely a fight, and it took her a while to get used to you... in the end, you're still the only human she trusts.

♡ On day one, she was pretty hostile to the others, even through the door meeting phase. Gradually, she warmed up to Charmeow and Meowhit. She began following them around and never left their sides until she was independent enough to hang out with the rest.

♡ She's distrusting of guests. At first, she would hide when they came over. Once she got a little more used to it, she would generally just sit in their vicinity, maybe come closer if she got curious.

♡ If you give her enough time, she'll come to you. She likes to nestle against you, as she finds you to be a source of safety. She couldn't be more grateful.

♡ Veronika Grebenshchikova [Vermeow]

♡ A strange calico you found in the café one day. No clue where she came from. She just appeared one day.

♡ She's definitely joyous and filled with whimsy. Very popular among guests for how silly she is!!

♡ When she's not bothering Nyarturo, she's causing general mischief around the café. Shenanigans that not even Nyarei gets up to. She'll look you dead in the eyes and reach for an electrical socket.

♡ She's very aggressive when playing. Of course, she doesn't cause any physical harm, but she gets rough sometimes. Somehow, more orange than Nyace.

♡ ... she's the one bringing dead mice to your doorstep.

♡ Whit Young [Meowhit]

♡ The charming turkish angora. Endearingly dubbed "vanilla custard" by guests, Meowhit is a very friendly cat!

♡ He loves to follow Charmeow and Nyaruko around. It's basically his hobby outside of cutesing his way out of trouble. He gets up to trouble with Nyarei.

♡ Strangely enough, he'll never let you go into the bathroom alone. He'll meow obnoxiously until you let him inside. Even then, he'll just sit on the sink and stare at you. You're not sure why... it's pretty worrying.

♡ He has a heart on his back. It would be a crime to miss this detail.

♡ Xander Matthews [Xanmeow]

♡ British shorthair with a missing eye. He was left at a shelter after he was abandoned. You have taken him in, and he's the most loving little creature ever.

♡ He's very hyper. He can run around endlessly and not get tired. Among Vermeow, Nyace and himself, he's somehow the most orange one of them. He is every single orange cat video to exist at the same time.

♡ So loud. He meows very loud without meaning to. Nyaruko hisses at him every time he does. The poor boy knows no rest. </3

♡ He's the one keeping everyone else in line. If they misbehave, she scruffs them and drags them into the corner for time out.

#danganronpa despair time #drdt #ace markey #arei nageishi #arturo giles #charles cuevas #david cheim #eden tobisa #hu jing #j rosales #levi fontana #min jeung #nico hakobyan #rose lacroix #teruko tawaki #veronika grebenshchikova #whit young #xander matthews #vexs usual yapping

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rightpastnowhere · 16 days ago

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AWOOOOOO

5🎶, 12✨, 16🎉 & 23🐜?

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

more werewolf!vex'ahlia things <3

AU ask game!!

🎶: what's one song that best represents this AU?

would you believe me if i told you i had a playlist. just for this AU specifically. it's not many songs yet (mostly it's any wolf-themed song that pops up in my shuffled liked songs) BUT it's a proof of how obsessed i am bc i only have one other AU playlist i think?? for the noragami AU <3

BUT i think the best song that represents the Vibes as of right now would probably be wolf by first aid kit. not only does it have wolf in the title, and makes constant references to wolf characters, but it just has the PERFECT overall tone for what i'm going for!! honestly the song as a whole fits elaina the best, but you can apply different lyrics to the three wolves in the AU (elaina and the twins). the most significant part is probably: "When I run through the deep dark forest long / After this begun / Where the sun would set / The trees were dead / And the rivers were none / And I hope for a trace / To lead me back home from this place / But there was no sound there was only me, and my disgrace"

... more under the cut ..........................

✨: what headcanons did you make canon to the AU?

OOOOO GOOD QUESTION... this is very much a self indulgent AU and i've definitely brought a lot of headcanons into it... something not as major is just. vex having sharp canines. like sue me i think sharp teef is good character design, and now it makes Sense. that's very important to me. and also just some general animal like behavior that i often give to vex!! bc i think it's cute or whatever!! probably the warrior cats kid in me. but like, vex doing the affectionate head-butt thing, or having like a Growl to her voice when she's mad, things like that!!

ALSO i'm applying a lot of my byroden headcanons to this AU given that elaina plays a bigger role!! i know byroden is canonically inspired by laredo TX, but i also have drawn a few comparisons to some of the small rural appalachian town characteristics that i know from my grandparents and relatives. it's especially fitting with elaina having this big secret and becoming an outcast - rural towns are very loving and welcoming, but they do often have a conflicting affinity for gossip and outcasting people. i can acknowledge the good parts of rural towns while also acknowledging the propensity that some (not all) have for discrimination.

another headcanon i have that's... somewhat supported by canon if you read it like i do? BUT basically, i read vex as an introvert who still deeply relies on the presence of familiar people to like, be okay. y'know? like obviously she needs her alone time, but it's alone time that comes with an eventual end to it, and she needs to be back with her people eventually. we see this with vax and trinket, and then later when she's reluctant to have vox machina go their separate ways, but she's able to settle into it because she has percy there, and vax a tree away. ESSENTIALLY!! the social behavior of wolves allows me to lean into this idea that vex really really likes having a pack around her, even if she's not an extravert or as obviously sentimental and social as vax is. her seeking familiar contact (notice how tactile she is with vax and trinket!! and eventually percy!!! she seeks touch comfort from those she's close to!!!!!!! this hill is one that i will perish upon) just slots SO nicely into her as a wolf

🎉: what change are you most proud of?

i kinda answered this with merry's ask over here, but i'll try to think of another one too!!! bc the first one that came to mind in that ask was actually the change you thought of, with elaina still being alive. but aside from that... i think my scene where vex returns the letter to percy's coat pocket is the one i'm currently most proud of, even though it's technically the only changed canon scene i've plotted out currently. teehee. it's a mix of inspiration i've taken from other canon divergence fics of that scene along with just how i think she would act as a werewolf!! protective!! grr!!!!! (for context: when she tries to leave after returning percys letter in episode 69, she gets overwhelmed with anxiety and goes back to sit in his room and keep watch while he sleeps. i love my poor girl)

ALSO!! this has caused me to start cooking up something devious. i DMed you in a fit of insanity, you know what i'm talking about

🐜: what's the smaaaaaaaaaaaaaallest change you wanna share?

i'm thinking about changing vex and vax's rogue subclasses!!! bc i want their subclasses and mechanics to also be impacted by this character change, and i wanna keep in the back of my mind some of the above-table changes that might be made to their characters if they were werewolves, and had these divergent backstories. vex needs to stay a beastmaster ranger because of trinket, so the change would have to come from her rogue class. i also wanted a way to include the changes to vax's behavior and skillset, given that his paladin-ness is based on his raven queen oath (and thinkin his mom is dead for oath of vengeance, which he still thinks is true up until the time skip), and so that subclass will remain the same. i've not yet settled on what subclasses i want to give them - scout makes the most thematic sense for werewolves, but i also like them as inquisitive if only because of the campaign 3 vex subclass change!! i'm still pondering, but it's a change that will definitely be happening

#THANK YOU MAGGIEEEEEEEEE #unfortunately i started yapping. oh boy #merry belated christmas everyone #here's vex #she's got that dog in her (affectionate)#werewolf vex AU #nova writes #vex’ahlia #vax’ildan #elaina (critical role)#blorbologist #ask meme

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