#vex milk

[searyyn]

Hide your vex minotaurs

[aghostsdestiny]

You thought you found a place to eat cookies alone

You thought your vex milk was safe—

[starknight8]

We just arrived at the conclusion that radiolaria taste like pina colada

[j0vialmoon]

Unrelated to anything,

JESTERS

[azurityarts]

Why is this how I learn that the funny chrimmas zoroark is a fucking TTRPG character

(Also, getting into a pokemon ttrpg would be cool as hell but I never get the opportunity to set anything up)

Born to be funny chrimmas tree, forced to roll critical fails 😔🙏

[kaiserouo]

(thinking about titan)

[pyrotechnicdarts]

obsessed with “I am angry, frustrated, and violent, and so I’m going to try something new and drink chocolate milk, and listen to you and do whatever it is you think is best at this point”

im so proud of percy for recognizing that his tendency to hold grudges is harmful and self destructive, and genuinely trying to be better and learn to forgive, but also the mental image of the young, demon-cursed lord of whitestone angrily drinking chocolate milk is so so so good

[vrillopurpura]

So the fun thing about Ellis getting his own blog is that, out of my 6 guardian OCs, he's probably the least interesting. Not because he's bland or anything (I think his lore it's pretty cool actually), he's just considerably less catchy than: -A half Vex Iron Lord who only exists in this timeline. -A Makeshift Oracle of the Witness. -A literal living gun, courtesy of Clovis Bray in a collaboration with The Black Armory -The guardian who created the original Red Death and Crimson, and was in love with Rezzil Azir. -A paraplegic exo that was part of the same group that killed Ellis' family.

But there's something even funnier. Ellis lives with all of them and thinks it's a completely normal and functional household.

[chilltamago]

Can i make a cereal brand based on SIVA

"its to die for!"

Sponsored by Felwinter

[destiny2-names]

no thanks

[nyaagolor]

I know that living in NYC is expensive but the cafe I am at deadass just upcharged me for a cup. Do u want me to lick the espresso out of your hands???????

[x--willow-chan--x]

{Vomit warning} Poor Vex has been drinking too much milk tea and now he has a stomach ache. Hope he's ok...

[lunarstrider]

Don’t even know how could this happen Ask Fang maybe?

[telestoapologist]

waiting for xur to arrive makes me feel like i’m a little kid waiting for santa to come down the chimney adfgsdfg

[bloodcunt]

also this coworker at work pisses my life off 😭😭 he’s so SLOW and does the wrong thing when it’s busy. it was really busy today right and instead of getting out the dishes from the dishwasher this guy is faffing about with the bloody crowns on display while we have no fucking plates and we’re running out of coffee cups and because he kinda sucks at making coffee fast me and my other coworker asked him if he wanted to switch but he insists on not switching BROTHERRRRR there was a queue and the people in this store are giving us evil eyes

[brewingcoffi]

OH MY GOD, MY TWO FAV PROTAGS (Sackboi and Gingerbrave!!!)

sackboy cookie got made bald. my bad.

what if littlebigplanet was still relevant and they had a DLC for cookie run. what if littlebigplanet was still relevant and cookie run had an event for it. what if i was normal about littlebigplanet