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vallxlkzal · 17 days ago
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sorry,,,,,
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frownyalfred · 1 year ago
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you've used the phrase 'gender critical' a couple of times now so I just thought I'd mention that's a terf dogwhistle that means hating trans people and especially trans women. it's probably enough to just swap it around and say 'critical about gender' tho
Ah thank you anon! Definitely don't mean it in the TERF way, just in the way that describes things that criticize traditional structures of gender. Will make that swap, thanks!
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jennyyy007 · 4 months ago
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Hii I’m still alive! Sorry I’m not being very active atm I’m pretty busy irl!
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bugeyedfreaks · 1 year ago
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Modern AI technology has made it possible for us to hear what it would possibly sound like if this post actually happened and Mojo said he was going to unalive the girls (in Minecraft). This is very bad and I basically ad-libbed it, but... it isn't meant to be good. It's meant to be very, very cursed.
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rqsser · 3 months ago
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unfortunately since my falling out with the mota fandom i do not think that the titanic fic will be continuing:(
although i will most likely rebrand it to a different fandom just so i can finish it!
as i did when transferring it from top gun to mota!!!
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haikyuuhoo · 1 year ago
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hi okay so I just got home and am v tired so sadly there will be no gojo birthday fic :((( another time to make up for it, perhaps 🫶🏼
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blu3bl00d3d · 10 months ago
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very sorry about last night...It will happen again..
-???
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missmiattarocks · 2 years ago
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just logged in after like two years (?) of not being active on tumblr. i was horrified to see the amount of fanart that had to unlike. my past potterhead self was obsessed.
i started a new chapter of my life. sorry, draco.
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whiteshipnightjar · 10 months ago
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Zoozve, my beloved
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allagashed · 8 months ago
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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean
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dramatic-dolphin · 2 months ago
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when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"
the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.
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kiryuing · 7 months ago
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cottagedreamy · 4 months ago
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God told me to draw this
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planefood · 5 months ago
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rules for thee and not for me
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sanct1f1ed · 3 months ago
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favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done
stanley:
drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack
had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser
gave mabel a grappling hook
failed to steal an animatronic badger
chewed his way out of the trunk of a car
punched at least three bald eagles
is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser
committed premeditated murder on a llama
faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune
took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune
has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob
stanford:
pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board
directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980
gave mabel a crossbow
got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood
owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case
"accidentally" set a hawk on fire
has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head
wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth
is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting
is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics
can see shrimp colors
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i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.
as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."
NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING
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