#very very sorry

[vallxlkzal]

sorry,,,,,

[frownyalfred]

you've used the phrase 'gender critical' a couple of times now so I just thought I'd mention that's a terf dogwhistle that means hating trans people and especially trans women. it's probably enough to just swap it around and say 'critical about gender' tho

Ah thank you anon! Definitely don't mean it in the TERF way, just in the way that describes things that criticize traditional structures of gender. Will make that swap, thanks!

[jennyyy007]

Hii I’m still alive! Sorry I’m not being very active atm I’m pretty busy irl!

[bugeyedfreaks]

Modern AI technology has made it possible for us to hear what it would possibly sound like if this post actually happened and Mojo said he was going to unalive the girls (in Minecraft). This is very bad and I basically ad-libbed it, but... it isn't meant to be good. It's meant to be very, very cursed.

[rqsser]

unfortunately since my falling out with the mota fandom i do not think that the titanic fic will be continuing:(

although i will most likely rebrand it to a different fandom just so i can finish it!

as i did when transferring it from top gun to mota!!!

[haikyuuhoo]

hi okay so I just got home and am v tired so sadly there will be no gojo birthday fic :((( another time to make up for it, perhaps 🫶🏼

[missmiattarocks]

just logged in after like two years (?) of not being active on tumblr. i was horrified to see the amount of fanart that had to unlike. my past potterhead self was obsessed.

i started a new chapter of my life. sorry, draco.

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[kiryuing]

[dramatic-dolphin]

when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

[cottagedreamy]

God told me to draw this

[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

[blairdii]

OH YOU'RE CAUSING YOUR OWN DEPRESSION WITH CHOOSING THIS ONE

fuck.

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me

[blu-engineer]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING