#very pog very champ

[nayfem]

deleting a sideblog is the scariest thing you can ever do because what if i accidentally delete my main..... itll never happen but what if.....

[ieo-pio]

If I see Medic from the hit game TF2 in horse person gear again I will make an equestrian au

This is a threat >:(

[yasashiiku]

Wrote a lil bio for Shou.

[salternator]

Trying to get huge shoulders but not so huge that I need to buy larger shirts again

[viciousbutprecious]

🖤Shadouge🤍

2020 - 2021

Looking through my account here on Tumblr, I realized I haven't posted over half of my Shadouge art?? That wasn't very Epic Gamer Swaggerton Pog Champ of me, so enjoy!

I know these are old, but they're still very cute in my opinion.

[nomsfaultau]

silly little fluff scene from Fault that I'll probably just chuck in there randomly

The one eye Wilbur had was actually a rather lovely shade of brown. A rich, loamy color, dark and intense. The underside was bruised, countless restless nights leaving their mark. Tommy stared deeply, intent even as his own gaze wanted to falter. Their wills contested against one another, and Tommy scowled as the match went on, met by a sharp smirk. Wilbur’s hand twitched, faintly distracting, but Tommy refused to buckle, staring dead on at him. A nightmarish entity lunged out of the void in Wilbur’s face, claws halfway phasing coldly through him. Tommy yelped and jolted back, scrambling to avoid getting bitten. At once, the abyss dweller scampered back in as Wilbur threw up his hands. “I win!”

“That was cheating!” Tommy shouted. “It doesn’t count if you jumpscare me!”

“But you blinked,” Wilbur said smugly. 

Tommy grumbled, but smudged another ruby tally mark under Wilbur’s staring contest score. Tommy was pretty firmly in the lead, and was proud of the fact, even though it wasn’t entirely fair since Wilbur was chronically sleep-deprived. “I don’t want to play with you anymore if you’re going to cheat,” Tommy whined. Plus, if he stopped while he was in the lead, he could hold his victory over Wilbur’s head for the rest of their lives.

“We’ll play with you,” Tubbo offered kindly.

Tommy scowled. “Shut up. You don’t need to blink.” The insectoid dropped their façade at once, disappointed. Yeah, no, Tommy wasn’t stupid, he’d noticed their eyelids were purely for expression purposes. Also, he didn’t really want to stare at Tubbos’ stupid bee eyes given they were weird and bulgey and segmented. Large, kinda like a cartoon character’s, except this was real life and such proportions were freaky. It was actually rather unfortunate how often Tommy looked at Tubbo. Like, he was used to it by that point, but still. Truly Tommy’s life was a tragedy for that reason and that reason alone. “And I can’t even do it with The Blade.”

The boar glanced up from his book. “Hey, there’s only a slight chance The Blood God would rip out your eyes!” Tommy rather liked his eyes, actually, and did not take up the offer. 

“I’m down,” Philza, incredibly amazing, salvation from boredom, hero of Tommy’s entire existence, said. Hallelujah. Tommy scrawled out another scoreboard on the floor. The dragon’s eyes were sorta catlike, a sea of gold split through by a thin obsidian slice. Philza grinned at him warmly, and Tommy schooled his expression. This was a very serious matter, after all. But the stoicism only seemed to amuse Philza further. Merriment danced in his reptilian eyes, and he flicked a flash of forked tongue at Tommy, whose visage cracked. He returned the gesture, immaturely blowing a raspberry. Philza’s tongue stretched out farther in response, well past his chin, wiggling in a way human's couldn’t. Tommy squinted, but refused to be distracted. Philza’s eyes were beginning to twitch, and he was pretty close to winning, Tommy was sure of it. 

Right before Tommy was certain he’d fail, Philza flashed a triumphant smile. Tommy’s confusion was brief as the dragon suddenly swiped his tongue against his eyeballs. Tommy recoiled, screeching. “What the muffin! What the muffin was that!?”

Philza continued to lick his own eyes. “Whah ah you ta-king ‘bou?”

Tommy wanted to cry. “Awful! You are all awful! Why can none of you have normal eyes?? Philza you cheat! I hate you.” He began to count off different fingers. “You are disgusting. You are vile. Your hair-cut is ugly-”

“You love me.”

Tommy ticked that off on his fingers. “I love you out of pity. Cho drip is atrocious. Your scales make you look diseased. You don’t even know what a meme is.”

“This isn’t very pog-champ of you.” His pronunciation was exactly as stilted and hesitant as any adult who tried out slang was. Naturally, Tommy immediately took immense psychic damage from it. 

“Please (and I mean this as kindly as possible) die.”

“Bro you can’t say that!” The Blade protested. “He’s ancient! Practically about to keel over in a stiff breeze. A baby could take him, and you want to risk even speaking the possibility out loud? What if the universe hears you and realize it forgot to kill Phil like billions and billions of years ago?”

Wilbur shoved him playfully. “Actually, Toms can suggest anything he likes as long as I’m first in the testament. I am, right? Because I’m your favorite and you got me first. Right Phil?” Wilbur asked, batting his eyelashes. “I’m going to inherit everything because you love me so much, riiiiight?” 

“You are NOT getting all his stuff,” Tommy insisted. 

“Of course I am, that’s why it’s called a WILL.” Everybody proceeded to not talk to him for the next hour, but that did little to curb Wilbur’s smirk. 

[s0lar-ch3ri]

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CHERI FIC ALERTS 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

WILLIAM WISP HAS TRANSGENDER ISSUES AND MARK IS THERE💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 HES ALSO TRANSGENDER 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

I PROJECT ONTO PETER SQLOINT 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥IT IS VERY POG CHAMP 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 HE ALSO IS GAY FOR HIS PARTNER AND HAS PICAN (PROJECTION MOMENT) 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

CHAPTER 2 OF MY DAKOTA AND MARK FIC WHICH MAY GET A NEW NAME 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 DAKOTA ISNT DOING GREAT 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[mamawasatesttube]

I heard you love Tim Drake being unhinged so I thought I would share some propaganda a headcanon that I think you will enjoy and could go well with the Mentor AU.

So everyone knows that Tim has a habit of not hiding things actively, but if it isn't currently a problem than he's not gunna bring it up, or if it's already been "fixed" then there's no reason to tell anyone about it. Including things that have to do with his health, for example the missing spleen he didn't tell anyone about.

So one time he goes on a long space mission with the Young Justice crew and even if they wanted to, they don't have a way to call the JL when it happens. They just have to watch in horror as Tim looses his left arm before going Truly Feral on whatever caused him to loose his arm. They get Tim to a Space Hospital with no problem and he gets mixed up with an incredibly realistic looking prosthetic arm! He takes the next week and a half to recover and work on how to use his new arm, thankful that he writes with his right hand.

By the time he gets back to Earth, Tim is like "I have very good control over my arm. The issue was fixed. I don't want them to treat me like I'm made of glass or worse, try to permanently bench me! So time to never actively tell anyone." Meaning the YJ crew has another Secret Not Secret to "forget to tell people".

Many years later during training with the group of kids, one of them somehow accidentally destroyed the prosthetic arm and Tim just sighs, "that's not very Pog Champ of you" as all his children freak the fuck out.

hmmm. i mean, i can enjoy the idea of tim having a really traumatic injury that leaves him with a permanent disability (a la babs), but i'd want it handled with a lot more gravitas. like, alien scifi tech or whatever would not change that losing a limb in a violent fashion is a massively traumatic event that the human body takes a long time to heal from (not to mention the mental trauma)! i'm personally not that into stories that do the whole luke-skywalker-esque magic bandaid prosthetic that conveniently emulates the lost limb so perfectly you can ignore that the character has a disability now. i much prefer the fmab-style "sure you can get a really high tech fantasy prosthetic, but it will take years of physical therapy and there will be issues and phantom pains and need for upkeep for the rest of your life" route, when dealing with that sort of thing.

[tosteur-gluteal]

They're so cringefail dumbass teenagers power couple 🫶

These are very late night scribbles from uhhh almost a month ago???

(also they're just cuddling calm down 🫵)

Humor be so broken sooooo if you understand what they're saying you get a ⭐ pog champ medal

[doctormarvell0]

PEOPLE OF THE BTD COMMUNITY

I am in GREAT need of assistance. I am trying to write a fanfic about my oc, and Fox somehow meeting and. well. Said little rabbit guy being tortured, and maybe other things when I eventually figure out where I want this to go.

My main road block: how the fuck do I push them together to meet?? I have ideas but I need to know if they're. reasonable. If anyone is willing to listen to me bounce ideas off the wall and tell me if y'all think it's plausible PLEASE dm me it would be very pog champ 🙏

That's it BBBBAAAAAAIIIII

[cloudcountry]

Auburn it’s been a hot minute but your header….. your header….

Are you giving the pog champ a chance? Wonderful🫶

my header yes!! i am proud to announce i am no longer an idia shroud hater!! he's actually a nice guy. very pogchamp as he would say

[coro-chan6]

Sneak peek at my story "Skipping Universes". I wanted someone else to read it because I thought it was really funny, but I'm biased sooooo

Pls don’t take my work. That wouldn't be very pog champ of you-

[anx1oustig3r]

looking over my revtel notes i think it would be very cool and pog champ if there was like, some kinda thing where everyone could share their worldbuildy headcanons for dota, like some big ao3 series or something

bc i mean half the game is outsourced to the community already anyway

[the-squirterrrrrr]

Soggy little pog champ found his 20th birthday mixtape, his favorite songs mixed with some very VERY AMBITIOUS songs the he personally covered! 💚💚

A sample of the contents :3c

Au Revoir - Malice Mizer

As the World Caves in - Matt Maltese

The Main Character - Will Wood

Gives You Hell - All American Rejects

Tainted Love - Soft Cell

[fallseidol]

By the power of Anon magic I present this offering! 🎁

(inside is a wolf tooth necklace and a note the note reads: “This necklace is enchanted with magic that will allow you to turn into a wolf of any size at any time you wish. To turn back you need only ask—Your little Pog Champ 💜

P.S. The teeth were donated by an Alpha wolf who lived a long fulfilling life and had many pups. )

"Oh, how wonderful! I do like dogs when they don't smell badly, and Wolves are a romantic sort of creature."

Cronus hooks the necklace between his thumbs, holding it up.

With a smile, he slides it over his horns, and as the teeth come to rest at his throat, he crouches down, his cape flowing forward to conceal him.

A moment later, the shape under the cape changes, and a shaggy head emerges from beneath the precious fabric.

The wolf's fur is a rich and wild black, the very tips fading to red. his head is blocky, eyes a warm shade of amber.

He sits as prettily as a persian cat, his tail swishing.

"...Well? How do I look?"

[kristsune]

Well, after the boys left that very bad warehouse, they went back to snowrunner, and were just as entertaining there. Some particularly fun moments include: hot hot stream, edging the blue circle, sting noises, PSA, always close to something, epiphany, pogs, sir?, the investigations continue, Yes. I Know. double winch, same Tim, same, back and forth like a champ, boy! dirty good, gutterweasle, low end torque, mOVE, nothing of value down there, everything is fine, must eat mud, fleetstar: the star of the fleet, inciteful Sammy, delicious roof juice, sticker world, #corporate Sam, love the feedback, help me, winch me winch daddy, big extra place out here, and a familiar view (screenshot included).

art by erebusodora, screenshot by me