#very mlem

[seb-boo]

👅 = 🕹️

[niki-the-cat]

More yummy art made by my friend *eats ur art*

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[krowscrawl]

"You let me bring back Lazarus, why not him? You brought me back. Is he not worthy? Is he not worthy?!"

— Back Again, by Beserk on AO3

[callistos-posts]

Here’s some cute photos of my cat bleping <3

[rielzero]

Me: I'm feeling down, I should draw some vent art again.

Also me: *somehow makes it.. gay instead of sad*

I blame the summer for this.

[vulturevanity]

Kids' horror games suck ass nowadays, it's all cheap jumpscare-heavy mascot-based shovelware

Where's the dread of growing up. Where's the horror of having to carry the burden of an entire people's futures and expectations on your back as you navigate the newfound knowledge that your time in this world is finite, as is everyone else's. Finding out your parents aren't immortal, perfect beings. Being made to walk a yet unknown, terrifying world full of things that are out to hurt you. But also the hope of safety in company. Learning that most people want you to succeed. Learning that you have power to change the world.

[wiretism]

thinking abt how lumine is canonically the more outgoing one but ppl always portray it the popposite way

[strawberriesshi]

たこやき

[priestesspandemos]

man I love eating a runny egg sandwich. it makes me feel like a lizard

[irritableteadrinker]

;; Just MLEM

[deepestturtlepielover]

Memel mlrm Mlem :p

My quick and powerful movement

[Begin ID: "Sped up gif of an orange and white shorthair cat grooming himself" End ID]

[evilminji]

Neeeew Concept~☆!

But I haven't abandoned my other babies! I am just Cursed™ by the cruel and fickle Idea Fairy!

A (Divine? They are unsure!) Spirit Beast SI-OC!

She wakes up. Very Shiny. Oh hey... I can float! ....kinda? Wibble wobble floaty baby. Smol mlem, tiny paws. VERY fluffy. Critically though? Very, VERY sharp teeth. Can bite through steel and stone teeth. DANGER baby.

Wherems't the FUCK am I?

Information pops into her head. Just... wasn't there... now it is? Like? SPECIFICALLY where she is. Down to the EXACT tree branch. Huh... well that's not normal. Hey, Brain Siri? The Fuck?

..........Okay, too vague. Trying again.

WHY am I here? "Reincarnation" wow. Helpful. What a ten out of ten, helpful response. She NEVER would have guessed that! Grumpy SI-OC is Grumpy. She ain't got no thumbs. Okay, WHY is she a... cat? Glowy? Antlered... wing... thing? A whatever she is! Why?

"A life well lived. This is a reward."

Hmmmm.... doubt, but okay, she guesses. Then? Something finally registers. In that long ass list? Of "Here Is The EXACT Place You Are"? She got the distinct vibe... whiff... thingy? The BRAIN THING or whatever, of her secret favorite Trash Novel! Has she been FUCKIN ISEKAI'D‽‽

"Technically, she's been reincarnated, but yes."

( ˶°-°) !! #panic

Quick! Wobble fly! Wobble fly like your LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! Her horrible, horrible, trash son might be being ABUSED! Hold on Binghe! Mama's coming! She promises! Hugs and no hell pocket dimensions for you! Therapy! Frank discussion about consent and reasonable harem sizes! AaaaaaAAAAAAA-!!!!!!

Except? Hold the phone. WHOMS'T THE FUCK? Is that DISGUSTING feeling man, deliberately trying to fuck up that child's spiritual veins? Can't he see that boy is in excruciating pain!? D:< Death from ABOOOOOVE!!! *echoing feline yowl*

Which? Is how Shen Jiu? Mere MOMENTS? Before his spiritual veins can take no more and fracture forever? Is saved. By... a flying... glowing? Kitten deer? With wings. It goes STRAIGHT for his Master's face. Draws blood. Is clearly trying to maul him to death.

And after what the man just tried to DO to him? He makes a split second decision to thrown in on the cat's side.

Except... they are a baby and a starved teenager. Against an adult Demon Cultivator. He's turning the tide. Quickly. But! SI-OC has the power of God and anime Brain Siri on her side! Is there anything she Can do? She asks. Anyone nearby who can HELP?

.....actually? Yes.

Guess who's visiting his cultivator girlfriend? Because these are public roads? And he's a fuckin Heavenly Demon with an impossibly good sense of hearing?

Tianlang-jun, Demon Emperor, Lord and undisputed master of the South... hears a tiny little voice, with a desperate and squeaky lil voice, scream for his help.

By Name.

He appears out of fuckin NOWHERE. To stomp this human like the ANT he is. Hello~ Children! You called this old man? ^-^ probably holding the fucker up by the neck as he's talking. Like? Aaaw. Look, Nephew! A feral, bite-y child! Su Xiyan would love one of those! He's just like her! *Shen Jiu, terrified but refusing to cower, tries to stab the Literal Emperor Of All Demons*

It's like a hissing baby cat.

He decides to take his New (Pet?) Human Child (no ^-^ not asking~) to Su Xiyan. Look! He rescued it! :D reward him with kisses! *shen jui slowly turns to stare incredulously at the cat that saved him* (look, she panicked okay!? They were LOSING! At least now we're alive! And no one can touch you!)

And like? By the time they get there? Shen Jiu already has like... the next 50 years of human/demon political relations planned out and is scheming to get FULL access to this man's library. Give. He WANTS it. Shen Jiu is go get Yue Qi, who's prayers while trapped in seclusion sent the cat (yeah, she completely ratted his ass out. Besides, can the PROVE she's lying?), take over the Demon court, and then have everything they could ever want. Forever.

It's adorable. Tianlang-jun thinks his scheming lil murder face is so cute! And? Aaaw~ did you poison my noodles? Precocious lil brat~☆! *obnoxious cooing noises* *shen jiu tries to stab him with his chop sticks*

But! That all stops? When Shen "I have suffered Pervs and know what they look like" Jiu gets ONE(1) look at the Palace Master talking to Su Xiyan and? *deafening mental alarms*

It's? Kinda? Obvious. When both the Spirit Beast and his lil stabby child? Break off mid-sentence to just... stare murder. Hackles raised. Only getting more murderous the longer they watch his love's "honorable elder" talk to her. Huh.... so that's NOT normal? It's something I should... look in to? Fatally perhaps?

Good to Know™

[a-twistedheartslonging]

Nonhuman Au Malleus

He does have wings, and they are very much out. Since wings aren't uncommon in this version of Twst there are uniform options that make it not necessary for him to magic them away. Same with his tail and chairs. Thanks to most people in this world having tails, though he and Sebek admittedly have thicker tails, there aren’t usually issues with them because of how seats are typically designed. 

There is admittedly a bit of an issue with his tail swinging around when he’s excited/happy about something though since his strength can lead to someone literally being smacked across the room with it. Another problem he and Sebek seem to share. The trident thing he has on his tail isn't sharp but feels like some kind of solid rubber and was more often than not teethed on by Silver when he was a baby, something neither Malleus nor Lilia will let the poor boy live down.

His scales do cover a lot of his body with the more human skin-like parts being his face, front of his neck, along with his chest and stomach. There is a happy tail of scales that leads to his groin area. Said scales are a beautiful shiny black that feels smooth to the touch and matches his black claws.

You might want to be careful if you're in a situation where you would be stroking his chest or stomach area when in his more human-y form as the skin there will be more sensitive. It's no issue however when in his full dragon form and he very much enjoys the area being scratched and would be more than happy to let you climb up on his large body and go to town on his purple belly with a large scrubbing brush.

Does not have nipples or a belly button, he does though have a rather...innocent interest in yours.

Thanks to not needing to blink often his habit of staring is a bit more... unsettling, though when he does blink, you’ll likely notice his second set of eyelids along with his…well, similar to the tweels he sort of doesn't always blink both eyes at the same time. Sort of a slow weird frog blink that, depending on the person, looks either weird or pretty funny.

You may also notice his slit pupils widening when looking at things he’s interested in...or people. They also very much glow in dark environments which can cause a startle when he decides to visit his human and just magically pops in, tall and imposing, glowing green eyes staring in the middle of the night in your room. It’s not much better when he decides to tap a claw against your window, trying to be more polite by asking to be let in.

He sheds every few months and hates it, he can't magic it away like he does most things that bother him as it can cause issues with scale growth if it's not taken care of carefully. Which is usually Silver, Sebek, or Lilia helping with pealing him gently and carefully like a very ripe fruit. However, as he’s gotten older, he can get rather embarrassed about the situation, particularly if you see or know about it.

If he is upset or angry, smoke may start to leak from his mouth and noise. You might notice a hint of brimstone in the air when this happens.

Uses a special oil to polish his horns and be rubbed into his scales. Helping him with the latter will lead to him making the weirdest but happy lizard noises while you get to work on rubbing the oil into his scales. He can't feel when you touch his horns but still enjoy you taking care of them. He can however feel you touching the base where they connect to his skull, and you will hear even more rumbling if you message the area.

He is a possessor of a long forked tongue that he may sometimes use to taste the air, as a result, you may catch him unintentionally bleping. You also may or may not notice him doing it more around you, likely when you get within “smelling” distance. It's pretty funny to see. Does Malleus smell something yummy? Air mlem. Yuu suddenly interred the room? Mlem the air. If the smell he’s tasting is unpleasant he might make a face like he ate something sour. Face scrunched up and tongue half out. The beasties don't blink an eye since it's not an uncommon thing here, though they do judge him if he's being overly obvious. Leona may call him out on how frequently he seems to do it around you, but the others are too scared too...aside from Lilia.

He is indeed cold-blooded, though he can handle the cold better than most reptile beastmen. He won’t feel warm when you touch him, but not cold either. His scales feel wonderfully smooth to the touch.

The area around the base and under his wings is relatively sensitive to touch, or at least the thinner areas that connect to others tend to be. It’s necessary to groom the area by using a wet cloth and help is often needed. Doing so can be considered platonic, but also even used as a form of courting or even to show sexual interest depending on the situation, as a result, be careful how you rub.

It’s not just his tail that may move to react unconsciously to his emotions, at times even his wings may suddenly spread because of it or even flap. Hopefully, no papers or anything light is around when it happens, the gusts of wind he sends can be rather strong.

As for mating and courting behavior, it can be a bit complicated as dragons share certain traits and traditions with birds, bats, various reptiles, and even some feline behavior.

[therhythmafterthesummer]

and what if i sob???? what then huh???

Top 3 blogs? Go! 🐦‍🔥

Ooohh well. I am the b i g g e s t simp for @therhythmafterthesummer (🏆) and I'm pretty sure she knows it. She can do fluff, she can do smut, and she can do so many different styles of AU's it's un-fucking-real. You want some werewolf? Got you covered. How about a space rebel fighter? Right here. See that Knight? That's hers. Minotaur? Yep yep. Spy? Demon? Vampire? Assassin? Mechanic??? Right there, bay-beeeee! The list is endless.

Next would be @thevampywolf because wow Queen of Fluff. So realistic, the delulu comes through and it's like you're actually there, married to the main character who loves you so deeply. The escapism she brings is real real real. I look forward to each and every tag and it's like a big, giant hug at the end of the story.

Coming in at number 3 is @charmerchannie. Their fake texts make me smile, laugh, cry, become enraged. Just all the emotions I know which isn't a lot, to be fair. They come across as so real I've been known once or twice top stop myself from typing a reply in the screenshot.

Honourable mentions: @wolfchans is brilliant with their gifs. @hyunpic has gorgeous Hyunjin content, too. @bbyquokka has some of the smutty smut-smut that has me blushing.

There are loads more I follow and you're all worthy of being on this list, but my attention span has... thingy... ya know.

[lunarblossomyuehua]

Some thoughts because I've been watching Zenshu and oh my god... What a love letter this anime is to creators and story writers of all kinds.

Spoilers for episode 4 under cut, just screenshots tho!

Like honestly I think the most recent episode (ep 4) was a great thematic episode that really drives home the point that Zenshu is about art and its power to heal people, creating stories and what that can offer someone in a dark place- Something to love, something to hope for, it may not fix the existential crisis but it gives you a lifeline. (and isn't that so true irl? sometimes its just a story that keeps us grounded a little longer to survive a shitty time) and I think for Mlem that's enough for now; She can hold onto her love for it, until she finds something more to live for. (or heck! go on to create more stories herself/spread the obsession and build a new community lol... ah the sweet birth of fandom...)

From this:

To this:

Overall though, I think that's just what Zenshu is trying to say with each episode- that this entire show is one massive love letter to all artists who create these much beloved characters and stories… probably even to fan artists and fan writers alike as well! Who would then rewrite and make spinoffs of said stories that further reach and touch more peoples lives- and isn't that just neat?? I think that's just such a human thing right? to tell and love stories... and what a wonderful homage this is to something so fundamental to being human.

I fucking love this anime.

also please take this bonus of Luke's plan in drawing format- which MIND YOU afaik hes never used this medium before ????

But after meeting our little artist protagonist....now hes suddenly drawing more? hmmmmmmmmmmm very cute I see you Luke... 👀 I see you. and its absolutely the most endearing thing ever, I'm sure Natsuko thinks so too despite all the teasing she gives him afterwards lol

LIKE PLEASE LOOK AT HIM HES SO PROUD I LOVE THAT SKSKSK

and he really just wants nothing more than her approval

and like come on.... bro is taking SUCH an interest in her drawing too like............................. aGH I cant take this it's so cute how am I supposed to wait for the next episode OUGh

anyways please watch this anime its just so fun and full of heart its a good time I swear

[angels-read-fanfiction-too]

Say i'm the only bee in your bonnet <3!

Another jerry fic cuz... um... mlem :P sorry if it's kinda sucky, wrote this while sick

Warnings: swearing

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"Make a little birdhouse in your soul!" The radio sung out as your mother copied, excited to hear a song she likes. You were being driven to your new boyfriends house! Yes you were 17 but driving was kinda scary so your mom was always an easier choice. You fidgeted nervously, drawing simple shapes on your leg as you waited for the drive to end. You always noticed Jerry doing it to his desk during class so you eventually picked it up from being around him so much. No matter how many times you met up, the idea of seeing him still worked you up to an anxiety more similar to the feeling of waiting to ride a rollercoaster than a visit the doctors. As you were worrying in the car, Jerry was rushing to clean up his room due to having procrastinated all day. The heaps of trash were disposed of and his dirty clothes were dumped into his closet by now but he was still worried of your opinion on his room, even more now that his mother surprised him with changing his sheets to the Yugioh ones he got teased ruthlessly for by the club. He has now decided he would just accept the fate of a slightly messy and very embarrassingly geeky room and decided to try and check his hair in the mirror. Shit, did he always have this many pimples? and how was his hair already kinda greasy?! He washed it last night in preparation! He started trying to pop the spots on his face which made his eyes slightly water but he was determined to make a good impression! Ding Dong! He rushed downstairs, slightly too quickly which made him trip down a couple steps. He clung his spindly arms to the banister to keep him up but ended up hitting his knee against it in the panic. Okay, maybe he should take a second to walk super carefully down the rest of the stairs- Ding Dong! Never mind. He rushed down the rest of the stairs, not tripping this time, and opened the door. There you were, smiling back at him. It made him a little less nervous. Despite the developing bruise on his knee, acne scarred face and messy hair, he looked into your eyes and saw your joy to see all of him, not just the 'good' parts.

"Hi!- Jerry, you're bleeding."

"Huh?" Jerry put his hand up to his face and felt multiple of the zits he just tried to get rid of bleeding lightly down his face. A slight panic overtakes him as he looks around, his neck moving erratically like a nervous squirrel as he tries to find something quick to wipe the blood off his now glowing pink face. He would've used his sleeve but he didn't want to take the chance of you to see him as slobbish or gross.

"It's no big deal, here." You lifted your sleeve to his face and quickly wiped off the small drops of blood, giving him a comforting smile. Your mother goes back to her car and lets you two be.

"I've got a lot of thunder cats on tape if you wanna watch that, i also have the whole vhs set of buck rogers!" He suggested, walking with you to the living room. His head turned to you as he walked but suddenly got more bashful as he realised that girls usually didn't like that stuff. "Or we could watch something else... I've got popcorn if you want that but my parents only buy the shitty low calorie stuff so, uh, sorry about that."

You two sit down together on the sofa, a bowl of popcorn between you and start watching lord of the rings. during the movie Jerry starts some awkward chatter, not wanting to show how truly awkward he was around girls.

"So uh... did you know that David Bowie auditioned for Elrond?" He looked over to you, trying to remember the shitty advice his friends gave him.... Okay he can't do any of that without a sexual assault case, but he remembers movies! Letting out a fake yawn, he attempted to wrap his arm over your shoulders. "It's uh... real late... maybe you can come to bed for a nap?" You smirked a little in both amusement and shock at his very embarrassing attempt of flirting and he seems to immediately regret it. He cleared his throat awkwardly and didn't take his arm off you but you could feel it stiffen with anxiety.

"I'm okay, thank you." He just looked even more embarrassed when you said no. He turned his head away from you with his blush spreading to his ears and neck. You were both in an awkward silence now as he internally tried now to freak out over how he was messing this up. The light was a little too bright to see the tv as well as you should, his parents were talking in the kitchen, his hands were getting really clammy! he probably should've listened to his friends, this was a mistake. it's better to pine over something rather than mess everything up with them after a week or two of dating! He suddenly felt something that snapped him out of his mini panic. Your head rested on his shoulder, the heat from not just your blood but your gentle care warming him up to a comforting temperature. He looked down to your slightly sleepy face, the way your hair scrunched against his signature green sweater. He suddenly couldn't hear his friends insults anymore or any of his worries. He just knew that he really liked you, and you felt the same to him. You soon felt the pressure of his head against yours, his overgrown shaggy bowl cut brushing against your scalp.

"Is this what started your thing for fantasy or was it before this?" taking his hands in yours, you were happy to ask about his interests. Jerry always loved that about you. Sure you teased but you always listened and valued his opinions and passions. He didn't really get that from anyone else.

"Uh... no, i heard about a dnd club in school a couple years ago and that started it." Jerry confessed, focusing more of the feeling of you two together rather than the questions you asked him.

"I've always been interested in dnd. You should help me make a character, i've always been interested in the subclasses-"

MWAH!

Jerry quickly leaned in, his face scrunched nervously and lips pouted borderline cartoonishly for his first kiss before he smashed his lips into yours. You were surprised but not upset! The kiss was rushed, clunky and inexperienced but it made you both so happy. He put one of his hands on your waist and the other holding your cheek, gentle and cautious like he was handling priceless china. Your arms wrapped over his neck to pull him closer to you, your chests pressed together which reminded Jerry to brag about this to his friends later as he could hear your heart beat against his. When you both finally pull away, you could hear his panting breath.

"Thanks, buck..." He muttered which you just responded to with a giggle.

"Buck? that's what you call your girlfriend?" His face somehow flushed an even deeper red with his blood pressing against his pale skin. Before he could respond, you give him one more little kiss.

"You're so cute, Jerry."