#very mlem

[niki-the-cat]

More yummy art made by my friend *eats ur art*

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[krowscrawl]

"You let me bring back Lazarus, why not him? You brought me back. Is he not worthy? Is he not worthy?!"

— Back Again, by Beserk on AO3

[callistos-posts]

Here’s some cute photos of my cat bleping <3

[rielzero]

Me: I'm feeling down, I should draw some vent art again.

Also me: *somehow makes it.. gay instead of sad*

I blame the summer for this.

[rontra]

okaaaay alriiiight

[ratatatastic]

HOCKEY IS ALMOST BACK WHICH MEANS THIS BITCH IS MLEMING

[vulturevanity]

Kids' horror games suck ass nowadays, it's all cheap jumpscare-heavy mascot-based shovelware

Where's the dread of growing up. Where's the horror of having to carry the burden of an entire people's futures and expectations on your back as you navigate the newfound knowledge that your time in this world is finite, as is everyone else's. Finding out your parents aren't immortal, perfect beings. Being made to walk a yet unknown, terrifying world full of things that are out to hurt you. But also the hope of safety in company. Learning that most people want you to succeed. Learning that you have power to change the world.

[hearts401]

thinking abt how lumine is canonically the more outgoing one but ppl always portray it the popposite way

[strawberriesshi]

たこやき

[aeide-thea]

also like. gay queer trans boudoir photography when

[irritableteadrinker]

;; Just MLEM

[deepestturtlepielover]

Memel mlrm Mlem :p

My quick and powerful movement

[Begin ID: "Sped up gif of an orange and white shorthair cat grooming himself" End ID]

[a-twistedheartslonging]

Nonhuman Au Malleus

He does have wings, and they are very much out. Since wings aren't uncommon in this version of Twst there are uniform options that make it not necessary for him to magic them away. Same with his tail and chairs. Thanks to most people in this world having tails, though he and Sebek admittedly have thicker tails, there aren’t usually issues with them because of how seats are typically designed. 

There is admittedly a bit of an issue with his tail swinging around when he’s excited/happy about something though since his strength can lead to someone literally being smacked across the room with it. Another problem he and Sebek seem to share. The trident thing he has on his tail isn't sharp but feels like some kind of solid rubber and was more often than not teethed on by Silver when he was a baby, something neither Malleus nor Lilia will let the poor boy live down.

His scales do cover a lot of his body with the more human skin-like parts being his face, front of his neck, along with his chest and stomach. There is a happy tail of scales that leads to his groin area. Said scales are a beautiful shiny black that feels smooth to the touch and matches his black claws.

You might want to be careful if you're in a situation where you would be stroking his chest or stomach area when in his more human-y form as the skin there will be more sensitive. It's no issue however when in his full dragon form and he very much enjoys the area being scratched and would be more than happy to let you climb up on his large body and go to town on his purple belly with a large scrubbing brush.

Does not have nipples or a belly button, he does though have a rather...innocent interest in yours.

Thanks to not needing to blink often his habit of staring is a bit more... unsettling, though when he does blink, you’ll likely notice his second set of eyelids along with his…well, similar to the tweels he sort of doesn't always blink both eyes at the same time. Sort of a slow weird frog blink that, depending on the person, looks either weird or pretty funny.

You may also notice his slit pupils widening when looking at things he’s interested in...or people. They also very much glow in dark environments which can cause a startle when he decides to visit his human and just magically pops in, tall and imposing, glowing green eyes staring in the middle of the night in your room. It’s not much better when he decides to tap a claw against your window, trying to be more polite by asking to be let in.

He sheds every few months and hates it, he can't magic it away like he does most things that bother him as it can cause issues with scale growth if it's not taken care of carefully. Which is usually Silver, Sebek, or Lilia helping with pealing him gently and carefully like a very ripe fruit. However, as he’s gotten older, he can get rather embarrassed about the situation, particularly if you see or know about it.

If he is upset or angry, smoke may start to leak from his mouth and noise. You might notice a hint of brimstone in the air when this happens.

Uses a special oil to polish his horns and be rubbed into his scales. Helping him with the latter will lead to him making the weirdest but happy lizard noises while you get to work on rubbing the oil into his scales. He can't feel when you touch his horns but still enjoy you taking care of them. He can however feel you touching the base where they connect to his skull, and you will hear even more rumbling if you message the area.

He is a possessor of a long forked tongue that he may sometimes use to taste the air, as a result, you may catch him unintentionally bleping. You also may or may not notice him doing it more around you, likely when you get within “smelling” distance. It's pretty funny to see. Does Malleus smell something yummy? Air mlem. Yuu suddenly interred the room? Mlem the air. If the smell he’s tasting is unpleasant he might make a face like he ate something sour. Face scrunched up and tongue half out. The beasties don't blink an eye since it's not an uncommon thing here, though they do judge him if he's being overly obvious. Leona may call him out on how frequently he seems to do it around you, but the others are too scared too...aside from Lilia.

He is indeed cold-blooded, though he can handle the cold better than most reptile beastmen. He won’t feel warm when you touch him, but not cold either. His scales feel wonderfully smooth to the touch.

The area around the base and under his wings is relatively sensitive to touch, or at least the thinner areas that connect to others tend to be. It’s necessary to groom the area by using a wet cloth and help is often needed. Doing so can be considered platonic, but also even used as a form of courting or even to show sexual interest depending on the situation, as a result, be careful how you rub.

It’s not just his tail that may move to react unconsciously to his emotions, at times even his wings may suddenly spread because of it or even flap. Hopefully, no papers or anything light is around when it happens, the gusts of wind he sends can be rather strong.

As for mating and courting behavior, it can be a bit complicated as dragons share certain traits and traditions with birds, bats, various reptiles, and even some feline behavior.

[kiame-sama]

Does stuff get into his deep heat exhaust lines (rollo flamme i mean)? What happens if human pokes at the heat exhaust lines? I know you said his flames won't burn unless he loses control or goes into inferno (?) mode but like will the human burned if they poke into those lines? Can you safely mlem the lines?

You can safely lick the heat exhaust lines on a Fire Nymph without getting burned. Unless Rollo is in his Inferno state, even poking your fingers into the heat exhaust lines will not burn. It will be noticeably warmer to the touch, but not painful. Anything that falls into the cracks or gets deep enough to actually enter his flame core is quickly burned away into ash. Occasionally ash will fall out of these lines in a basic material removal from his body after he has burned through the fuel he puts into himself (foods, very small amounts of liquid, wood, coal, anything that burns).

[therhythmafterthesummer]

and what if i sob???? what then huh???

Top 3 blogs? Go! 🐦‍🔥

Ooohh well. I am the b i g g e s t simp for @therhythmafterthesummer (🏆) and I'm pretty sure she knows it. She can do fluff, she can do smut, and she can do so many different styles of AU's it's un-fucking-real. You want some werewolf? Got you covered. How about a space rebel fighter? Right here. See that Knight? That's hers. Minotaur? Yep yep. Spy? Demon? Vampire? Assassin? Mechanic??? Right there, bay-beeeee! The list is endless.

Next would be @thevampywolf because wow Queen of Fluff. So realistic, the delulu comes through and it's like you're actually there, married to the main character who loves you so deeply. The escapism she brings is real real real. I look forward to each and every tag and it's like a big, giant hug at the end of the story.

Coming in at number 3 is @charmerchannie. Their fake texts make me smile, laugh, cry, become enraged. Just all the emotions I know which isn't a lot, to be fair. They come across as so real I've been known once or twice top stop myself from typing a reply in the screenshot.

Honourable mentions: @wolfchans is brilliant with their gifs. @hyunpic has gorgeous Hyunjin content, too. @bbyquokka has some of the smutty smut-smut that has me blushing.

There are loads more I follow and you're all worthy of being on this list, but my attention span has... thingy... ya know.

[hakucho-art]

Ochako with her girlfriend and her boyfriend trying to eat snow

Very important edit: mlem