#very cunty very camp

[paganminiskirt]

Goku loves Vegeta but he loves him the way he loves all of his people. As soon as he saw Vegeta clawing at the dirt with a hole in his chest, desperate to get his final words out, he started to slot him into the mental place he slots his loved ones - as someone who was allowing him to be responsible for them, even while visibly hating every second of it, as someone he could help give the chance to grow. Vegeta provides him with the first positive (“positive”) look into their shared heritage, but loving Vegeta isn’t like, a form of love Goku has never experienced before. Goku upended Vegeta’s whole preconceived notion of power, humanity, right and wrong. There’s visual symbolism invoked of him literally making the ground under Vegeta’s feet crumble. Vegeta lost the will to pursue his singular passion in life after Goku died. He’d rip Goku’s skin off to be enveloped in his smell if he could.

And I think that’s part of why Bulma is so into him? You can choose to believe Yamcha cheated or you can not, but the underlying problem was still that she felt unstable in their relationship. Vegeta’s identity revolts against that issue. His whole introduction to the culture of earth was oriented around obsession, the stringent role of “rival” that can evoke as much insecure jealousy and possessiveness as a romantic relationship. (See how Vegeta got when it seemed like Goku liked fighting Hit more than him?) It fits!

[moliathh]

The liquor on your lips makes you dangerous

[burst-of-iridescent]

hades in the pjo show feels more like a live action version of hades from disney’s hercules than the one from the lightning thief lmao

[235uranium]

as xmas season approaches i can feel myself craving rose gold and soft pink..... winter brings out the worst in me (the side of me that dresses like a christian horse girl)

[taviokapudding]

To the lil' one who asked me

"how do you know you're pan rather than bi?" "how did you come to terms with being nonbinary?"

So over 10 years ago this jpop boy group called KAT-TUN put me in a chokehold & one of the members {who still is part of the group to this day} named Kamenashi Kazuya did one of the most captivating solo performances; the performance of 1582 at Tokyo Dome in 2009 was basically my canon event. Istg it altered my brain chemistry forever

A post from 2011 breaks down everything if you want to understand the song & how it's presented if Japanese isn't your first language or you have never seen the footage before:

Hopefully this will never be taken down but here's the full clip ( because it's an original rip from 2009 it doesn't have cc or subs):

I was already aware I probably wasn't straight as young as like 6 years old but by 2009, as I was a freshman in highschool, I watched this performance and went "oh". Then I would spend 2010-2013 realizing what the differences between bisexuality and pansexuality and it's safe to say I lean more pan.

As for being nonbinary, it took a long time to come to terms with simply because being a 7 year old girl with facial hair & being forced to conform my whole life has put me under so much trauma & bs offline. Had the pandemic not happened, had I not interacted with medical professionals who asked if I could be intersex {I'm not btw, had to do ultrasounds and shit}, & not been around other adults who like me for me & allow me to bring it up- I think I would still be grappling with it.

But the day I confirmed I wasn't intersex (after spending a few weeks wondering if I really was nonbinary), I spent a whole 8hrs trying to relocate this video because I couldn't remember the song name and concert; then I rewatched it to see if how I felt at 14/15 years old was still the same. "Why would a cis man make me not straight?" "Why when I tell others about this specific performance they don't get it?" "Did I mis-remember that performance?" had been questions that internally chewed away at me until roughly a year ago. I resonated with the story, the low key drag performance, & honestly would still give anything to be Kame-chan in that moment

So in short, figure out what was the show, character, story, song, person, thing, etc. that gave you the epiphany that you're not straight and think about why you resonated with it- especially if you're unsure if you're trans or nonbinary. What shaped you as a child really does subconsciously guide you as an adult.

[michaelsspiraltits]

my past 24 hours have been very normal and i like this specific animal print the normal amount :3

[spellbound-multi]

im more like if margot verger was trans. oopsie

going to start dressing like will graham

[moonshynecybin]

The agent of chaos is coming again! To help people complete the RPF Summer Camp challenge, I decided to come to your inbox with the next question:

In an omegaverse setting, what would every rider be? (Please be free to include other designations as enigma (above alphas and sometimes described as able to change other people's designations) or you can make your own!)

Please share these ask so we can all get more badges and make this more fun. Also, feel free to ignore this if you want. Agent of chaos says goodbye.

doing this by couples i personally rpf bc assigning maverick a fanfic designation unprovoked is funny but too much work. i need a STORY… honestly if the story/dynamic first these are all mostly malleable to me lmao. anyways:

rosquez- vale alpha who got microaggressed about “being an omega” (looking skinny and girlish) as a kid but swears he didn’t super care (internalized just a little bit for sureee) and marc the omega who is very obviously an omega but dodges questions about his dynamic like crazy. for sure on suppressants for sure very happy he’s hung so he can avoid stereotypes lmao (he’s showing that thing off !!!!) for sure like. not personally ashamed but also not out bc he doesn’t wanna deal with it after a very traumatic early 20s, press-wise. eventually alludes to it in ALL IN and evrybody is like oh. they were fucking. but marc won’t confirm or deny or outright say even though there’s a lingering shot on the bite he had high up on his neck during the sepang press conference. he kind of regrets this immediately imo lmao but maybe later in various fits of cunty pique is like well i’m the only omega champion :) (crazy flashing cameras) (pecco sweating hard right next to him) and vale is like ANYWAYS—

franky/alex- alpha4beta and alex feels WEIRD ABOUT ITTTTT bc of his brother baggage :) wishing he was an omega so he could just fit into all these experiences and into a relationship with franky and have any idea of all of these cues he’s “missing” that his brother just knows instinctively. 8000 misinterpretions of alpha/omega relationships bc marc’s love life is a mess and he’s insane, but then marc also spent a lot of time hiding his dynamic/has a terrible breakup and alex is like well now i feel like shit for wanting this !!!! botched hookup where alex breaks out some fake omega hormone and franky is like um hey can we talk about this? and alex just immediately breaks up w franky trying VERY hard not to cry. goes icy marquez face and leaves. thinks about who he’s spending his ruts with nonstop :(

pedrenzo - dani alpha lmao like so obviously. only guy on earth who could get marc to ride BEHIND him on a scooter like. not even a question to me. anyways jorge trying TOO hard to project alpha but he’s an omega and hates it. dani figures this out later and is like OHHHHH okay i will take care of you forever

pecco/luca- luca beta top ? i think luca would have a lot of fun/angst trying to like. figure out how to take care of pecco’s omega ass during heat without any instincts to fall back on/ while pecco refuses to go to an alpha bc it freaks him out badddd… also weird w brother stuff in a similar but less potent way than alex. like luca has a plan lmao. hard cut to pecco’s dui and then him comparing himself to marc and wanting to hit himself very hard over the head with a 2x4 but luca is taking SUCH good care of him and he wants it so badly and he’s caught up in about 8 different contradictions on how things “should” be done…

bez/cele- bez alpha but doesn’t like it. truly feels so much pressure to live up to that and won’t (likes pecco bc pecco doesn’t gaf/likes that bez treats him NORMAL). some half hearted alpha posturing and trying to go to vale for alpha advice (vale who does the alpha thing kinda effortlessly just confused as hell about bez… it’s like his motorcycle advice he gives that they can’t actually DO bc it requires some intrinsic talent prereqs) until cele gets older and then he can and GOFREE and get topped and not feel weird about it. cele beta or omega or even alpha tbh im not sure but he honestly does not care. he does not care. he thinks bez is neat and thats where it ends. pure id. GREAT for bez to let go and be sexy and fit as many roles as he wants to…

[11queensupreme11]

Hey Queen, random/stupid question:

Since Percy has that brand mark/tattoo, couldn’t Apollo (either from ROR or PJO) just heal it or remove it so she doesn’t have it anymore? Or are you keeping the mark on her just to piss off the ROR gods? 😏😏

You know—since she has a Roman tattoo and you mentioned before how the ROR gods hate the Roman gods and all that.

Also, what would the Yandere’s reaction be to seeing that tattoo on her—either in the future or when they saw it in the prophecy drawings Apollo made?

OH THE SPQR MARK AND BARCODE LIKE THING????

(octavian was so cunty for that lmao)

hehehehehe i'm gonna have her keep it not just to piss the gods off, but also because she DOES like the romans after all 😂 she helps save them and their camp and everything. just something to remember them by, you know??? a (rather painful) memento like how camp half blood gives out the beaded necklaces!

as for apollo removing it.... idk yet, mainly because i'm still contemplating if it even could be removed?

this is the wiki description for the mark:

ignore the last sentence where it says it's impossible to remove cuz it's engraved in the skin, any healing god would be able to heal that. what i'm stuck on is the "the tattoo is deeply burnt into their arm from the heavens" part.

like i'm wondering, "does that mean it's divine and can't be removed at all? or can a god be the only one to remove it? 🤔"

BUT ANYWAY

the gods would have very negative views of it, the greek ones especially for obvious reasons (and also greek humans tbh) 😭

cuz like...

it's literally described as a very painful brand

the ROMANS branded a GREEK girl 💀💀💀

depending on how many years of service, it's also described to look like a barcode (aka, it makes it seem like percy's a product to be bought LMAOOOO) 😅

many gods would want that shit GONE and healed IMMEDIATELY. some would be disturbed that they're straight up branding someone who, in the ror verse at least, is a princess, others are just worried about the greeks' imminent crash out 😭

poseidon already had camp jupiter as #1 on his shitlist. his daughter-wife was dumped in a cave, had to live in the wilderness with a maneating wolf, was mistreated in the roman camp, don't even get him STARTED on the disrespect he (or really, his pjo roman counterpart) was given, AND NOW THEY BRAND HER AS ONE OF THEM?????? he's already seething that percy even bothered to go on that dumb quest to save them, AND NOW A BRAND??????

apollo feels faint. he had seen this in the visions the fates gave him. at first, percy didn't have that mark, but in the last one when she was falling into some creepy abyss, she had it on her wrist. he's like "oh. so that's how she got it..." in a tiny, feeble voice. he's more worried cuz the mark is an indicator that the moment she falls is actually getting CLOSE now 😭💔

hades is seething in his throne, the armchairs broken and everything. the romans have already disrespected him thousands of years ago and now the modern-day romans of this other universe was branding HIS poor little niece-wife who CLEARLY doesn't know any better? percy wants to keep the mark? oh no no no, she doesn't know what she's asking for. how dare the romans try to indoctrinate her into siding with them! not to worry, he'll bring her back home and "fix" her 💖

cú chulainn's shaking percy by the shoulders and yelling at her. she gets branded by the enemy and she wants to KEEP IT?! "but dude... they're not the enemy anymore. the greeks and romans are all ✨besties✨ now! " "they were throwing racial slurs at you?! they shoved you in the worst cohort?! they gave you a shitty boat to save the world in?!" "ok but all is forgiven cuz they made me their praetor! 😄" he's going to smack her 💀

beelzebub's pissed the second he realizes the mark hurt her and he's already gearing up to find a way to either reverse it or have it healed/removed. but then he blue-screens when she tells him that she wants to keep it. decides to knock her out, wipe her memories of the roman camp, and THEN remove the damn mark instead

percy REALLY shouldn't have told loki that she wanted to keep it 💀 he was already pissed that she was marked in the first place and now he's finding out she wants to KEEP IT???? ohhh now he's definitely gonna find a way to remove it and BRAND HER HIMSELF SINCE SHE WANTS A DAMN BRAND SO MUCH 👹

anubis does not like the thought of his beloved mate being marked in any way that isn't his. in his eyes, the only mark that should be on her is the one on her heart and that's IT 😤 nothing more, nothing less! plus, he can FEEL that the mark hurt her! how dare they torture his mate!

(and yes, when percy gets yoinked back to the pjo verse, anubis would still be able to feel her hehe. poor puppy, she feels so close but so far 🥺💔)

[litlunacy]

Truly having the Disaster Bisexual Experience™ in HZD, I swear.

Like, got all the super badass confident competent hot women, obviously (Talanah, Petra, VANASHA). And almost every dude is falling over himself about Aloy, and it's hilarious, but most of them don't do it for me personally (Erend I love you but in a giant golden retriever puppy bff way. Avad just makes me sad. Go to therapy my dude pls.) Except for one.

THE FUCKING UNHINGED MURDERHOBO.

My guy. My dude. Why are you like this. I wanna study him under a microscope. Bite and thrash him like a chew toy. Shake him like a snowglobe.

I mean. I can't say I'm surprised this happened. I do have something of a history with freaky overdramatic bloodthirsty nutjobs (see: Astarion, FE Fates Niles [also super poetic about it with that smooth toned low voice], Demon Lord Ghirahim [tbh that cunty bastard was the start of it all. still best Zelda boss ever, absolute legend], and even Zevran counts to a certain extent). Also the silver-grey eyes got me from the drop (there is something so unsettlingly beautiful about silver eyes, I give them to a LOT of my OCs. Especially the freaky ones).

I diligently scoured the outskirts of every single fucking bandit camp just so I didn't miss him (and was very disappointed when he wasn't actually there for some) and giggled like some hysterical banshee at every unhinged overly poetic murderous thing that came out of his mouth (and Aloy's responses, my lord the change from 'totally baffled and concerned and grossed out' to 'resigned fond exasperation').

And then at the end his devastated sad face when I refused to duel him to death?!?! When he said Aloy broke his heart by not killing him??? My god. What the fuck. I'm concerned and intrigued and enamored.

[charlidos]

THE CHRONICLES OF THE CUNTYBAGO

I love the lore of the Fellowship, I can't get enough of it. And it's really turned into a kind of myth, hasn't it? The stories have been established, from being told again and again. Regardless if it's not the whole truth, or even not true at all. The lore has a life of its own. And it changes, depedning on who's talking, and over time.

The lore of the (inappropriately named) Cuntybago is a favourite; that famed make-up trailer bus where Orlando spent so much time with Viggo (hours and hours for years and years if you listen to Orlando) absorbing everything Viggo did.

So here's the Ultimate (very long) Cuntybago Post.

The Cuntybago is apparently where all the after-work parties happened. Most of what actually happened on it is still secret, private events not to be shared; after hours, after some wine/whisky drinking. What kind of special stuff was in the drawers? What did they really smoke? And, most intriguingly, who exactly was left onboard when everyone were ordered to get out... (Erm, V&O, perhaps?)I'm sure there are many more photos from the bus. Like a photo of Viggo & Orlando - which has yet to be seen. Oh, to have been a fly on that wall!

(A clip from the last day of the reshoots, in 2003. Because it's the time the bus has been talked about the most. Even if I'm unsure if this is the actual Cuntybago or not. Since it doesn't look green...)

Mortensen and Orlando Bloom spent much of their off-time on a green bus they named the "Cunty-Bago." Instead of the standard luxury lodging demanded by most stars on set, Viggo and co-star Orlando Bloom shared a converted bus while filming Rings. Viggo stocked the bus with a wine cellar and wallpapered the inside with candid behind-the-scenes photos. A source on the set said the bus was the site of frequent cast parties, with the motto, "Everyone is welcome, but when it's time to go, get out!" Indeed, they formed a club — The Cunty-Bago Club. [Viggo, Sean and Orlando] shared a make-up Winnebago, and through hours of beard and pointy-ear application formulated the rules of their society — most of which boil down to getting gossip and posting it on. [on what? I think the text is cut?]

There are very few quotes from Viggo. If you read his old interviews about life on set it sounds like he mostly worked 6 days a week, 14 hours a day. And in his free time, he went camping and fishing by himself and just drove around to get some me-time. That's it. It all sounds like mostly work and no play for Viggo. Cementing this image of him being ever serene, wise and a hard working method actor who never stopped being Aragorn. But then, we have the stories of this bus, which shows his wilder side...

(Viggo in ponytails, with a glass of wine and banana, in front of that mirror covered in photographs. They both took a lot of photos on set, so I guess a bunch of those photos are Orlando's.)

All Viggo's said is this:

"It was a crazy small bus." "Everything had cunt. It was 'cunt this' and 'cunt that'. We had a cuntmas tree, and we had cuntmas angels."

(Orlando on the makeup bus. )

Orlando has mostly mentioned the bus in passing, as he loves on Viggo, his great hero. And in his words, it always sounds like it was just the two of them... (when in fact it was from time to time also shared with Sean B, Bernard and Liv - but only Viggo & Orlando were there the whole time).

[Me and Viggo would] sit next to each other for a couple or hours each morning in a make-up truck. You get to know someone that way, more than by being in scenes with them. I used to sit next to him on the make-up bus, and find myself just staring at him while he was having his make-up done and drawing in his book or writing his notes. I would find myself fascinated. When I went back for re-shoots, I was on my own and he wasn't sitting there, and I suddenly was sitting in the makeup bus that we'd been driving around in for 18 months in New Zealand and got really emotional and felt that it was kind of weird to be there without him there and sort of reflected on all of the happy conversations and chats and glasses of wine and talks that we would have at the end of the day or whatever. He really had a huge impact on my life as an actor.

But he did say a few specific things too:

"Ahhh yes, the bus. It was mine, all mine. It was my precious." Bloom christened the bus the "C-word" when the makeup artist was fuming about someone and asked Bloom's advice. "You should kick him in the cunt and tell him to fuck off!" Viggo just lost it for half an hour. He kept saying, 'What did you say?' [The bus] became all about "the word. We took that word and took all of its power away. We made it the most loving word in the world. If you were a true cunt, you were the most amazing person in the world. It was a very free-spirited bus. It came about because me and Viggo kept being moved around, and we ended up on this bus one day. And the actors were fed up and we said, "This is it. This is our home and we are not moving. If they come, tell them to go away."

And finally from Orlando's IG in 2019 (obviously, to this day, a very important part of his life):

Our fondly named makeup bus, christened by Noreen my makeup artist and Viggo Mortensen, was, and remains in my heart and memory the most female and male empowered, joyful, disreputable and yet totally respectful place of work and creativity ever. Hours spent in the the makeup chair to apply ear’s and wigs and contacts." (They can't even agree who named it, Noreen never got any credit back then...)

(From the reshoots in 2003, Viggo gives Orlando some love and points out the photo message from Orlando on the mirror. But I want to know, who put up the pic of O with Brad Pitt? From this clip.)

The comments from everyone else in the cast about life on the Cuntybago are actually more enlightening. The rowdy gang reveal another side of life on set and of Viggo: as a drinking, partying prankster who loves crude language. It's definitely part of the fascination with Viggo. He's never one to talk about these things himself.

(I think they're wearing the special cuntebago t-shirts here. No idea from whence.)

Bernard Hill:

You are not supposed to know about it!" "There were five or six of us - Viggo, Orlando and Sean [Bean]. Liv came in and out [of the group]. Viggo has this special kind of crudeness that he is capable of. We were in the same make up bus [along with Bloom]. When I came back [from a break] it was called the Cuntybago. It was our private club. We had wine tasting sessions and had lots of parties. We also kept lots of food in there. Anything that was out [on the table], you could have. You could drink it, eat it, borrow it, smoke it… but don´t go looking in any drawers. That´s where we kept our 'special stuff'! [The Cuntybago bar would on occasion open very early] like 6:30am. There were days that we needed it. [I've made life-long friends with] everybody who was in the Cuntybago. Leaving the first time was such a huge wrench. Especially because of the Cuntybago, it was like our club. Fortunately we managed to get it back for Return of the king reshoots, so ROTK was the Return of the Cuntybago. We actually drove it out onto the streets for Viggo’s farewell. Viggo didn’t know we were going to do it, and when it started moving, you should have seen his face. I kept shouting, “Cunty libre! Cunty libre!” And the bus start leaving—we were breaking free. For propriety’s sake it was called the C-Bago Club, because you couldn’t put Cunty on the call sheet. Sean Bean came in, Liv was also a part of it. As soon as I get back to England I’m going to start the C-Bago web site: Orlando will do fashion and Viggo will do current affairs. I’ll probably do gossip — you know, the social calendar. Liv will do Hollywood and Sean Bean will do the art of war. It’ll be our little corner of the world.

(Bernard & Orlando Bloom getting make-up done. Here's the green bus again.)

Elijah:

Cuntybago is an amalgamation of 'Winnebago' and Viggo Mortensen´s cuss word of choice. I've gained an appreciation of the word cunt. Negative words - the best thing is to diffuse them by using and taking the meaning away. Cunt! Cunt! It's a great, great word. Very forceful. [Viggo] became utterly fascinated with it and it became the word of the film. Their Winnebago for makeup was called the Cuntybago. I was not a part of the Cuntybago unfortunately - it was the makeup room of Orlando, Viggo and Sean Bean - but it was a lovely place to visit. Cuntybago T-shirts were made up. There was a Cunty Christmas and we had a Cunty Christmas tree, all this stuff. Cate Blanchett [who plays the elf queen Galadriel] was deemed Her Cuntliness. I think we were all secretly jealous of the Cuntybago. I was anyway. I loved the atmosphere. Any place that had Viggo in the centre was always an interesting place to be… And that was where all the alcohol was. It was just spending all of that time with brits and Aussies. The word ‘Cunt’ came up quite a lot. I was fascinated by that and how it could become not so dirty. It’s one of the few swear words that still shock people." Is that why you called Cate Blanchett “Her Cuntliness? “Not my creation. She was called that by Viggo Mortensen. I put the blame on him. It was used during the making of the movie and seems a bit silly now. Wood says that his Cuntybago T-shirt is home in a drawer. "It's too big for me. I'm a small guy."

(A few photos up on the mirror in front of Viggo. I'm guessing it's Henry on the toilet (aww!), and Viggo and Orlando doing something something... Sharing a cigarette? Extinguishing a cigarette on Viggo's tongue? It looks kind of erotic. And who's the other dude?)

Billy:

"On Lord of the rings we'd go to Viggo and Orlando's trailer which was called The Cuntybago. Viggo was good for getting Irish whiskey, which was great but I keep trying to educate him on malt whisky. (To Billy it was just V&O's trailer. Like it's where they lived together...) Hobbits, an elf, a King of Men, maybe a dwarf. And quite a few times a wizard, sometimes a princess. Ha ha! That's enough to make anyone feel pissed. We had some good times on that one, some great times."

Peter Jackson:

"The actors had a spiritual connection to it. I liked the way they had photographs [Mortensen and Bloom] taken behind-the-scenes, plastered all over the walls."

(From the reshoots, I think. Beautifully blurry.)

Liv Tyler:

I can't believe he [Mortensen] talked about that. That was our private world. There was a lot of liquor on that bus. But the funniest thing about this bus is that this thing was a beast. It was so tiny; nothing worked. If they ever washed our hair it would go from scalding hot to freezing cold. There was no heat. Our makeup trailer became the center of things. It was given a really bad name that I cannot repeat. There were pranks, most of them also too dirty to tell. I love them all, all my costars. We would hang out mostly in the hair-and-makeup trailer, and after work at dinner. We would eat all the time and drink wine and laugh.  I think that a lot of that was the friendships that we made with each other and the fact that we all needed each other. It was vital that we all had each other to survive and to be able to laugh. Everybody had a really good sense of humor, thank God. We'd be constantly making jokes and decorating the trailer with ridiculous things and being rude and that was our sort of little bubble of escape in our makeup trailer.

(Photo by Liv, in the bus. You can see all the polaroids and stuff behind the unicorn elf.)

Cate Blanchett:

Viggo is the funkiest person I've ever met. I am far too polite to . . . he had this thing he called "the cunty-bago" . . . no, I guess I shouldn't go into that. So, yeah, he's incredible, very funny.

So, I can't quite figure out which bus The Cuntybago actually is: the green one Orlando is seen exiting? Or the yellow-ish one seen in the vids from the reshoots? Because they aren't the same. And in the vid from the final day, Bernard says the bus he drove on that last day was the same they'd had "for years" and which never moved before. While Orlando said they drove The Cuntybago around "for 18 months". So which bus was it? And did they drive the bus around or not? Or was it stationary? It's a mystery.

(This is the green bus - but is it the make-up trailer? Same as in the vid with Bernard.)

(Here in the reshoots, the bus is yellow-ish? And completely different. Looks more like a Winnebago than the green one really... So which one is The Cuntybago?)

ETA: it's the green striped one! Here it is on the Cuntybago t-shirt:

ETA 2:

All my memories from that time is filtered through our bus, the famous C-bago. That was our haven, our social club and our home: it was our special place. We christened it the Cuntebago, but it had to be shortened to C-bago because Cuntebago couldn't go on the call sheets. It was a big make-up bus, and in one of its previous existences it obviously took people to and from places on a commercial basis, so it had the little place in the front that said where it was going, and we wanted Cuntebago on there: "Cuntebago - everywhere!" That was me, Viggo and Orlando. We were the cunts in the Cuntebago.

-Bernard Hill in Empire Magazine 2011.

That's all I have found about this infamous, mythical place, where all the magic happened, as they say. If anyone has info to add, please do! I want this post to be comprehensive!

[brooklyn-house]

I... I heard you wanted to talk about Octavian 👀

YES he's my little pookie. my son. my pathetic little guy. i love him so much!!!!!!!! i'm actually compiling another list of hcs about him.

and like idk how exactly you yourself are interested in dissecting octavian's character, but to me, he's so interesting (largely because of fanon), because he's just such a prick! he's a shakespearean dramatic villain who is unabashedly selfish, lies, corrupts, poisons, manipulates, murders, and yet, he's so fun. he's silly and cunty and sassy and tragic. his selfishness ultimately leads to his demise.

he's a victim of his circumstances, but also undeniably amongst all of that, he chose to be an arse. he's the eighth child of his parents, trying to prove to everyone (and mostly himself) that he's worthy of their attention, climbing up the ranks of camp jupiter by any means he can. he's probably autistic and has read everything there is on the history of the roman empire, and probably idealized some senators to an unhealthy degree.

before he started going fully insane, he was probably little friends with jason and reyna. jason and him probably knew each other a really long time as well, and i don't think they were full-on friends, i think jason respected octavian's knowledge and his position as the haruspex. i think reyna and octavian had a sort of camaraderie of coworkers, and reyna did actually feel as if they were friends. rather, i think the best way to describe them is they were like annoying siblings. though when octavian spiraled more and more, reyna's stance became more and more hardened and genuinely antagonistic.

oh god, him and mike. i think mike was in cj for only like two or three years – long enough to have known octavian's former self and building a relationship with him, but not long enough to be a proper part of the imperial trio's friendship. mike's biggest virtue is his loyalty. he met octavian while they were first cohort centurions together, and spent a lot of time by his side. i think mike isn't really that talkative at all – i think he avoids it if possible, while octavian is a certified yapper. i do think he'd use him as a rubber duck, explaining his little plans to him and mike listening intently. well, octavian wouldn't really have cared if mike was listening all that interestedly or not, but he was.

and i just think they'd grow to be quite codependent. mike being his little henchman, his dog, growling at anyone threatening his insomniac rag doll. octavian would be really terrible at admitting he has feelings for him, so he'd probably do it in some really convoluted way, like cutting the tongue of someone who had insulted mike. he's like a cat that brings a dead bird to it's master's feet. i think it'd be generally a very messy and tangled relationship with many layers – i think octavian uses poison on occasions, and he had probably poisoned mike at least once (and then cradled his head in his arms and dabbed at his sweat with a cloth towel, while mike called him his love or sth).

im just. constantly rotating them in my mind. thank you for asking, i appreciate it! if you wanna talk more, i'll be happy to!

[casscainmainly]

Top 3 Ugliest Jason Todd Costumes

According to 2,375 votes on this very accurate and correct website!

Without further ado, in third place...

3. The Batman Ninja Thing

With 9.9% of votes! This costume was featured in the 2018 animated movie Batman Ninja.

Anti-Batman Ninja:

#the batman ninja one is just straight up ridiculous

#BATMAN NINJA MY BELOATHED

#seeing the ninja one for the first time#what

Pro-Batman Ninja:

#the batman ninja thing are camp and i love them

#batman ninja is a work of art

#the people voting for batman ninja are weak#and it's called a tengai

In second place, we have...

2. Mouth Helmet

With 33% of votes! This costume was featured in the New 52.

Anti-Mouth Helmet

#mouth helmet just looks like a nightmare

#mouth helmet is just plain ugly. no redeeming qualities to it

#mouth helmet#it was that or pill but at least pill isnt like suctioned onto his face

#mouth helmet is just irredeemably cringe

(I had so much to choose from. Mouth helmet you did not win this poll but you have the loudest hate faction by a mile!)

Pro-Mouth Helmet:

#dont like the mouth helmet but at least the rest of the outfit brings it a better score. and its not SO bad i guess.

#at least mouth helmet has a cool outfit

#mouth is.....a choice and not the correct one but not as bad as pill

Last, and I guess least, we have...

1. Pillhead!

With a clean sweep of 46.5% of votes! This costume was featured in Batman and Robin (2009).

Anti-Pillhead:

#pillhead is just… it doesn’t give Jason#and it’s awful

#pillhead easily... at least the mouth helmet looks like his original design of you squint

#everything about pillhead was comically bad

#There is no suit ik existence I hate more than pillhead

Pro-Pillhead:

#I love pillhead tbh#pillhead 4eva

#i am in the minority because i think the grant morrison costume is camp#supervillain vibes. he was going through something in that run

#pillhead at least has some cunty-ness to it

#pilhead is ridonk but has some measure of class

Although Pillhead swept, there was a lot of Pillhead defense in the notes so it also has its fans and defenders. So even if you don't agree between the top two, pretty much everyone agreed Mouth Helmet and Pillhead are the worst!

Check out the full results here. The ones that got the least votes are Original Red Hood and Rebirth, which each got 0.9%!

[unlockitbaby]

1. New York: 8/10 this feels like her weakest in terms of catchiness. It’s good I’m vibing but compared to what we’ve already heard it’s not as catchy

2. Diet Pepsi: 10/10 a tried and true it’s fucking gooooooooood and will always be at the top at the list. Not necessarily the best but a very good start to the album (from single releases) like it just makes me feel sexy and cute and hot

3. Money Is Everything: 8/10 okay addison waaaait.. the rating goes up as I listen! Holy short… Absolutely obsessed that was very cunt couture I absolutely loved it. It did feel a little unfinished but not because of the length, it’s just like something wasn’t there?

4. Aquamarine: 192993939019929383/10. AQUAMARINE HONEY DIVVVVVVEEEEE INTO ME. It’s camp what can I say? Definitely not her most experimental song but it pushed some boundaries for her compared to everything else she made. Suuuuper high rating cause it’s my fave!

5. Lost & Found: 7/10. Very good but it’s just filler imo. Addison pls…… very earthy airy something vibes

6. High Fashion: 10/10. I’m beginning to understand why she chose the singles she did. These truly were the best methinks

7. Summer Forever: 7/10. Not a big person on slow songs but it’s cuteeee this is such a sweet song! I love the chorus or bridge idk music… barefoot on the street… yes… naked on the beach… yes… imagine me like a villain mastermind when I say yes 👿 would send to a gf 🙏

8. In The Rain: 5/10. Again not a fan of slow songs sorry. The whiplash from summer forever to in the rain Jesus?! I like how vulnerable she is on this album. I know it’s only a couple songs where she’s truly talking about herself but it’s nice to see this side of her

9. Fame is a Gun: 1029929292/10. I LOVE THIS SONG. It’s genuinely so good and it is one of her most catchy, it’s up there with Diet Pepsi and high fashion in those terms. I love the video it feels like an homage to Gaga and Britney. This is one of her best written I feel… sue me I could 100% be wrong

10. Times Like These: 7/10 a sexy song 😈 but it’s still a slow song so not my favorite. Okay wait why is she so me.. this song is so me.. Addison you did your big one ☝️

11: Life’s No Fun Through Clear Waters: 5/10 filler song again. This album rating is very telling huh… 😭 I just want to say I’ll def be listening again and more so this isn’t official it’s a first rating and opinions while I listen

12. Headphones On: 81818182929828/10. I’m not focusing on the numbers so the ones with lots of mash numbers are just me saying I love this song and I would marry it if I could. I loooooooove this song. The catchy beat but then suddenly she’s being vulnerable okay yes girl love you

Overall, not a lot of skips from me which is literally only reserved for the 75 so this is interesting for me. Gonna listen more. I do wish there were more cunty catchy songs that matched the singles cause that’s what I assumed the album was, but I do appreciate the slower songs. This is NOT what I expected from Addison and honestly never thought I’d be an Addison Stan ever. @102hannah I listened and I loveddddd

[kittymoneymonster]

Augusta Gone (2006) ☀️

This movie touches on the unethical practices of troubled teen camps but is also very cunty

[superjail-opinions]

Haii! I have a minor question for really anyone here in the fandom-

So I've decided to work on this silly crossover fic (idk if I'll post it, it's still in wip) but I have some questions about writing warden

Thing is, idk how to write the weirdo. Don't want to make him annoying, or too childish, or whatever so does anyone have suggestions for writing him? Much appreciated! :D

oooo!! i’ve been waiting for something like this!

he's a real oddball, anon, i'll give you that.

warden is childish and whimsical, very much in his own head (especially in after the second season), but he also has a commanding, vaguely sinister aura (this is really noticeable in the pilot). he's chaotic, unpredictable, deeply disturbed from... y'know, his everything, yet he is oh so meticulous when he's focused on something he wants. the blue print of a tumblr sexyman. while being charming and vain, he's also really dorky and immature (which ironically adds to his charm, therefore creating a black hole and sucking all of us in and turning us into sentient spaghetti noodles). he is blunt, he is camp, and by god is he cunty.

he absolutely loves attention and praise, but lashes out when he faces even the slightest hint of criticism. due to him being raised in a cold, colourless prison, he ended up the flashiest man you'll ever meet. this man has fatherly wounds so deep, you'd think that they're genetic, carved into his dna like a damn caveman drawing. the thought of betrayal terrifies him (as seen in "dream machine", where he has a full blown mental collapse over a dream).

he's the guy at your work who serves maximum cunt every time you see him, but he's also the type of guy to go to a waffle house specifically to watch people beat the shit out of each other. he's the type of guy who goes to brunch and eats scones while talking about the messiest gossip you've ever heard, but this motherfucker could also murder a whole crowd of people and his main complaint would be that he got blood on his shoes. one second he's drawing with crayons and making balloon animals out of condoms, jumping up and down like he's got no damn sense, and the next he's gleefully watching a man get all of his appendages get cut off with a rusty spoon.

i hope my essay helped you out at least a tiny bit.