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[staff]

tumblr tuesday: the ineffable husbands return!

...and with them, your ineffably beautiful fanart of Aziraphale and Crowley. It's also worth pointing out that most of this art was posted in the last day or so. The show has been out for a mere weekend. Please never change, Tumblr <3

(This post goes out to everyone who has seen the second season. SPOILERS AHEAD. MILD BUT STILL SPOILERY. PLEASE BE WARNED.)

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[phlurrii]

What if Meau was around in the Detective Pikachu world and Howard fused the humans with their Pokemon, would she kill them all or would she help Pikachu and Tim reverse it and then blast Howard to nothingness?

Not her monkeys, not her circus, but she is very concerned nonetheless.

Featuring @mewtwoandme grumpy ol’ Jeo!

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

every time gem manages to squeeze yet another free stamp out of pearl simply by asking nicely i cheer. like yes girl make her guilty of corruption or something

[thethirdbear]

[supermentaleyeliner]

i'm serious alright. all the umbrella academy refugees will be taken in by KAOS. go watch it. if you're a hardcore fan like me you will weep and your heart will ache but i guarantee you it will cure you. go. TRUST ME. the soundtrack, the vibe, the characters. it's almost ironic they gave us... that for season 4 and then gave us this. it might as well be as if they gave us such a finale for season 4 just to give us this. just. go.

[fuckingstrange]

Not too short

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WARNINGS: MLM Sex, handjob (s receiving), Haircut, Spencer was a lil insecure abt it being short but it's okay now, hair tugging/pulling, (accidental?) edging, begging, My friend said this seemed like sub/dom if they squinted?, if so then soft!dom reader, crying during sex, slight overstimulation(?)

WORDS: 340+

PAIRING: Spencer Reid x m!reader

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Spencer lies beneath you, groaning and quivering with the way you tug at his hair. He had just got it cut, coming home and telling you how worried he is about it being “too short.” You told him it wasn't, but he kept saying that he feels like he made a mistake by cutting it, and now matter how much you said he stilled looked handsome, it didn't really suffice him. So you had to prove it to him someway else.

Your fingers are buried in the short curled locks, much like they were when he had his grown out, long and luscious hair, while your other hand is busy moving up and down his swollen cock.

“Please, please, let me cum,” Spencer pleads, whining when your thumb swipes over his leaking tip. Your heart can't help but melt at the way he begs so beautifully. You haven't outright denied him his orgasm, yet, he hasn't even let go because he hasn't heard you say yes.

Your hand quickens in pace, making him whine out. He nearly sobs when you tug on his hair again, the pleasure going straight to his core. Just before he can beg for the fifth time within the last minute, you lean over him and whisper for him to “let go”. He finally does, body quivering and tears rolling down his cheeks, but he finally lets himself cum with your permission. You slow down the movements of your hand, starting to lazily stroke his hair to try and soothe him through the overstimulation before he can even really register it. His hips twitch and he lets out another soft cry, looking up at you with puppy-dog eyes while shaking his head, trying to communicate that he couldn't go through this again.

You know he couldn't handle another, considering how much he went through during this, you let up as soon as you feel his cock start to soften in your hand. Still stroking his hair, you lay down beside him and pull him close, peppering his face with kisses to get a smile to form on his pretty face.

“Maybe my hair isn't too short,” Spencer finally agrees after a few moments of silence.

[starcurtain]

Oh, so when IIIII make the "mutual" joke it's delusional, but when Hoyo makes it--

(Actually, since that Youtube end card tried to gatekeep it, here's Ratio's tsuntsun sweatdrop as he tries to think up a good excuse for going on TV to talk about some guy he's definitely not "friends" with:)

[clovreat3r]

Heheheha

ALSO BILL WEARS MAKEUP

EYELINER AND MASCARA THERES NO WAY HE DOESNT

all awesome cool gangstalicious baddie villains wear mascara and eyeliner

ITS WRITEN IN THE BOOK OF AWESOME COOL GANGSTALICIOUS BADDIE VILLAINS I SWEAR

[dailytogachako]

Just as Himiko gave her life for Ochako to live, Ochako would have given her life for Himiko to live. Without thinking twice

[fbfh]

older!logan x reader hcs

wc: 1.6k

genre: age gap, sort of sugar daddy logan

warnings: big (but legal) age gap, logan is early 40s reader is like early 20s, brief odette mention, logan is a killer lawyer, rory kinda traumatized Logan lol, I haven't finished gilmore girls or ayitl yet so don't come for me lol, logan is obsessedddddddd with reader, mildly smutty, mentions of marriage and proposals, your relationship progresses really quickly

summary: you were reading in a coffee shop when a charming gorgeous much older guy decided to strike up a conversation. little do you know that within a very short time that same charming stranger will know your dress size, your shoe size, and your ring size.

song rec: off to the races - lana del rey

a/n: the choke hold older logan has on me..... euthanize me at this point lmao

tags @yesv01 @magcon7280

As with all nsfw works, all characters are aged up to 18+ (like way over 18 in logan’s case lol)

That being said jesus christ let’s dive right into the brain rot

First things first, a little more about Logan

He’s in his early 40’s and aging like a fine goddamn wine

MEGA MEGA dilf vibes

After the whole millions of dollars sunken into a bad investment in his family’s massive media conglomerate mishap, he still faced a lot of pressure to join the family business

But with Rory rejecting his proposal, he felt so fucking down and beaten up by life

He just had two massive blows to his ego back to back

And he needed a win

Then the strangest thing happened 

He just got back from another late night of partying with his friends and switched on the tv so he wouldn’t have to fall asleep with his thoughts, and some random movie was playing

The girl in the movie is at dinner with her boyfriend and thinks he’s going to propose, but he breaks up with her instead

It hits a little too close to home and Logan’s about to switch it off

Then she decides to go to law school to prove herself

He finds himself getting more and more invested in this movie, relating more to Elle with every scene, and by the morning he confronts the idea he’s been shoving away for too long so he doesn’t rock the boat

He talks to his dad and they decide Logan will go to law school, but remain a prominent board member and shareholder of the family company

Mitchum is surprised by how responsible and well thought out Logan’s plan is

He’s forging a path to a very lucrative field - one Mitchum can tell he’s going to be very successful in - while still staying involved enough in the family business 

So Logan goes off to law school, and 20 years later he’s a total shark 

He’s a prestigious, expensive lawyer with a reputation for never losing and a long streak of killing it with really high profile cases

Now the Huntzberger name carries all the weight and power of his father’s media reach, and Logan’s success in the courtroom 

He’s excelling 

And he’s excelling enough to keep his family out of his personal life for a while 

He’s living the bachelor life until he hits 40

That’s when his parents decide it’s really unacceptable that he’s still not married 

So they tell him if he doesn’t get married soon they’ll arrange something

Some french heiress or something 

And Logan finds himself right back where he didn’t want to be

And then, like a gift from god, he sees you

Like I said in my initial drabble, Logan first saw you in a cafe reading some dusty novel no one actually reads like war and peace or crime and punishment or something

He's seen people your age do that before, reading complicated stuffy literature to seem smart and make some pretentious English class commentary that barely makes sense 

So he calls you on it

"War and Peace, huh?"

He’s expecting you to say something fake and pretentious

Some bullshit fake deep pseudo intellectual shit

But you look up at him, only pausing for a moment before you speak

You’re surprised to see such a gorgeous guy in a little cafe like this

Especially one that seems interested in talking to you

And god, the way you talk about it

The way your eyes light up

It takes him by surprise

He's not just interested

He's invested 

You start talking and realize that you've been talking for way longer than you expected to

And he wants more

He wants to know more about you, wants to see you sweet smile and hear your cute little laugh when he says something charming or compliments you

So he takes you out to dinner, his treat 

He guides you out the door and into his Porsche with his hand on your back 

It's a subtle gesture but it makes your stomach flip 

Then he buckles your seat belt for you

If you weren't sold before you sure are by now 

So he takes you to this nice fancy restaurant, wines and dines you, and he is laying on the charm thick

"Oh, come on. A pretty young thing like you must have a boyfriend."

"Really, you have excellent taste.”

You don’t miss the way he’s been eyeing you all night

And he doesn’t miss the way you squeeze your thighs together when he touches your face or plays with your fingers

One thing leads to another and after he pays the bill and leaves a generous tip, you find him ushering you back into his porsche

And yet again he closes your door for you and gets you all buckled in

This time when he drives his hand rests on your knee

He thinks he can handle this

He’s the biggest whore on the east coast /affectionate 

Then you grab his hand and move it up your thigh

There’s no going back now

He’s in just as deep as you are

Before you know it you’re tearing off each other’s clothes

His lips are all over you and motherfucker does he know what he’s doing

He worried for a moment he might have lost his edge

But as he lays you down into his big soft bed, your skin touching his silky sheets for the first time

But definitely not the last

As he finally touches you and feels how wet you are for him

He knows he didn’t peak in college

“Shh, listen,” he says between kisses that make you feel dizzy, “you’re gonna tell me if it’s too much for you, can you do that?”

You nod while he holds your face in his big hands

“You gotta say it,” he chuckles at how sweet you are, how well you respond to him, “use your words, baby…” 

You manage to choke out a desperate yes between kisses that makes his stomach twist

And that is the very beginning to your intense affair with Logan Huntzberger 

He’s desperate to see you again

He sends flowers and a dress and a gorgeous necklace to your apartment

And not the normal amount of flowers

The Logan amount of flowers

So a lot

And you can’t believe your luck finding a hot rich older guy that’s so into you 

You really like this attention

Your daddy issues are SCREAMING

And Logan likes having someone as gorgeous and intelligent and into him as you are

And he wants to do this right

But he’s rapidly approaching the deadline his family set

He doesn’t want to scare you off

GOD that’s the last thing he wants

But he is terrified of proposing and having it end up like it did the last time

Eventually he works up the nerve to talk to you about it 

He’s explaining everything to you while you pay your bills 

But it says they’re already paid

And your credit cards are paid off

And your debt has just disappeared

Even your student loans are gone

And there’s a fat deposit in your checking account 

He paid off all your debt and didn’t tell you

By the time he’s done explaining that you basically either need to get married asap or you can’t see each other anymore he still hasn’t brought it up

And you realize he’s not going to

He didn’t pay your bills to guilt you into anything

He’s not holding it over your head

He’s taking care of you

And all you’ve ever wanted is someone who will take care of you

Logan is surprised when you agree

But he’s even more surprised at how fast you agree

You sit in his lap and end up rambling about how much you love him, how you don’t think you’ll ever find anyone you like as much as him or anyone that treats you as well as he does

To no one’s surprise the conversation ends with him taking you on every surface of your apartment

Hours later you’re cuddling naked on your couch, resting your head on his muscular chest and listening to his heartbeat

“So like… are we engaged now?” you ask looking up at him

He laughs sweetly

“No, not yet. I have to actually propose first.”

You think back to your conversation earlier when you first said you’d want to marry him

“So that didn’t count before?”

His heart breaks at how little you ask for

“No, that didn’t count.” He kisses your head, “I’m going to take you out somewhere nice, give you a proper proposal, with a nice ring.”

You get butterflies thinking about it

You can’t believe how much he does for you

How much he wants to do for you 

You’re quiet for a moment, and he can feel you smiling into his chest

“...Okay.” 

Your voice is so small and bashful, and he can hear you suppressing a flustered giggle

Fuck he can’t get enough of you 

He laughs and pulls you closer, grabbing your chin and makes you look up at him so he can kiss you 

You fall asleep in his arms

And you think that you won’t mind being married so young if it’s Logan you’re marrying

Logan is looking at you with so much love and adoration

And right before he falls asleep 

He thinks that maybe it’s not too late for him to find love after all

[starstruck1412]

Huh 🧐 Interesting...

Guess what appeared on my twitter timeline today.

Drags image for drawing reference

Other images in the collab below cut

[sweetpupii]

wanna be on this absolute unit of a man's lap while we cuddle, face buried on his shoulder ( his clothes probably smell like shit bc of whatever thing he smokes but that's alright ♡♡ ), scratching his beard as he pats my back and talks about his day til I fall asleep... sigh.

[ashevi666]

working on drawing bride (everlasting) hong lu

you're here? good The new roadmap will be released soon. Maybe on Halloween or the day after? That's my bet. We'll find out the name of Hong Lu's canto (it's going to be named The Light Fading watch me predict this), the picture for it. Then we'll also get to know what our intervallos will be, one of which will be related to Hong Lu.

Once his Canto comes out, we'll finally get to know everything about him. He'll get new sprites that have emotions that aren't just :) :o ^▽^. He'll get his own WAW ego that will be the main face of the Battle Pass for months. The battlepass will also be naive cyan. All of it. He will also get his own Mili song. His own Mili song!!!!!

I can't wait to find out what's the deal with him, why he goes as Hong Lu and not Bayou, which his family seems to not know? At least Xichun didn't even bother calling him Hong Lu in front of the others. I also want to know what the hell the creatures in the gates(?) are in his promotion art. AND WHAT DID DANTE MEAN BY THE LIGHT IN HIS EYES FADING?? I CANNOT LET THAT GO. WHAT DOES IT MEAN. IS IT STILL FADING. WHERE IS IT GOING. WHY IS IT DOING THAT. anyway. my predictions for the future: The Roadmap will come out on the 31st of October. (or the day after that) Canto VII will be called The Light Fading. It has to be connected to light. It must be. He will lose his eye in his canto. He will die in-story at least five times in his canto. He will distort.

i am normal about hong lu

[shellxrls]

JJ eats food out of the palm of your hand tbh!! He won’t even pick it up from your hand, he’ll just eat it directly from your palm most of the time !! At first it was weird but now you find it cute and endearing cuz that’s your man and you’re gonna stick by him!!

i feel like jj likes granola/pretzel mixes a lot, but only specific pieces and so he meticulously weeds out all the dried fruits and nuts so he only gets the chocolate and granola.

and one day you take notice and just gesture him to pass the box over, lazily sorting through the mix and separating it for him since you have nothing better to do.

it eventually ends with him resting his head on your shoulder, and you raising your palm up to his face for him to nibble out of while he focuses on the tv.

[wiirocku]

Philippians 1:6 (NKJV) - being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ;