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JJ eats food out of the palm of your hand tbh!! He won’t even pick it up from your hand, he’ll just eat it directly from your palm most of the time !! At first it was weird but now you find it cute and endearing cuz that’s your man and you’re gonna stick by him!!
i feel like jj likes granola/pretzel mixes a lot, but only specific pieces and so he meticulously weeds out all the dried fruits and nuts so he only gets the chocolate and granola.
and one day you take notice and just gesture him to pass the box over, lazily sorting through the mix and separating it for him since you have nothing better to do.
it eventually ends with him resting his head on your shoulder, and you raising your palm up to his face for him to nibble out of while he focuses on the tv.
#very#mutt!jj#though#asks.ᐟ ⋆。˚𖦹#;juniebugg#;prompts#wifey bitch#jj maybank fluff#jj maybank prompt#jj maybank x reader#jj maybank imagine
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Batman Appreciation Post #1
Baby Got Back
Batman Master Collection
#oh my gyatt#it’s batober bitches#batober#batbutt#batass#reasons why batman would make the perfect wifey#batfam#batfamily#dc#dc comics#official#batman#bruce wayne#batmancollection
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Xie Lian gets me fr fr If only I could kill someone virtually.....
#Me and xielian have two things in common: Killing Qi wrong and having Hua Cheng#can qi rong pls die already??#where's Hua Cheng when you need him????#Bro come fast your wifey is being targeted#heaven officials blessing#hua cheng#hualian#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#xie lian#qi rong is a bitch#qi rong pls die#qi rong
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Bf!Rory at small scale concerts with you😖
High asf so all the lights look magical
Your back pressed against his front with his arms snaked around you, making sure to sway you guys on beat
Holds all your shit for you. Im talking the cunty neon clutch, your drink, and your keys.
Even though he's 5'6, Rorys like your bodyguard. Nobodys touching on his partner, especially not with his forearms posessively drapped over your shoulders
He gets a little lost so you gotta go to the bathroom with him and follow him beelining for another drink
Him dressing homeless for the hole in the wall venue in NY while you wear platforms and plan your outfit ahead of time
my man my man my man
#thats my man#hes my babygirl#wifey#rory culkin x reader#charlie walker x reader#rory culkin#HES LITERALLY MY BITCH YOU DON'T GET IT
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Lil Baby You Ain’t Fine , Baby You The Finest You ain’t just Got Body Your Face On Wifey 💎
#aesthetic#art#black girl moodboard#black girl magic#sexy#photography#soft aesthetic#soft black girls#black beauty#bad bitch#hot wifey
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Now Ming, why would you think taking Joe's mother to a different hospital without telling him despite knowing he was gonna go see her was a good idea? Like what about that screams "he's gonna love me for this" to you?
#ngl im a littlw over him#also his wifey attitude is freaking me out#if you wanna be a bitch be a bitch proudly#my stand-in#my stand in the series
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💚🔪😊
#when wifey hungry 😊😊😊😊#thinking about taemins next comeback and it will likely be not this but a bitch can dream about him covered in blood!#blood#tw blood#taemin#lee taemin#illustration#art blog#shinee#digital illustration#procreate#digital art#drawing#shinee fanart#digital painting
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Rafe is afraid of bugs, idc like bring a caterpillar to him and hes like 😰
this is such an obscure little headcanon that i agree 😭😭.
he’s just unnerved by all their eyes and their legs, and how they crawl around in dirt. but he has appearances he needs to keep up, so he’ll shrivel a little on the inside and tense his shoulders, overworking the muscle in his jaw when you come up to him and his friends to show off a butterfly or a caterpillar you ‘rescued’, but he won’t vocalise it until his friends are long gone.
“hey— uh, babe, i’d appreciate if you didn’t go around pulling anymore of that bug shit, just a lil’ weird for rafe cameron’s girl y’know?”
#asks.ᐟ ⋆。˚𖦹#;juniebugg#;prompts#wifey bitch#rafe cameron#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron prompt#rafe cameron imagine
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every time i put lilith back in the cas microwave it’s just more fanservice only for me 🦇
#she’s sooooo wifey i need her. bad. yeah.#full stop on that sentence i said what i said#also everytime i put her in the microwave she looks like a different bitch and i love it#party fit is my fave i think. i’m obsessed w those pants#🔅#ts4 cas#ts4 screenshots#show us your sims#ts4 lookbook#ts4 townies#lilith vatore#ts4 vampires
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grezil insured valentino for 70 million. if val dies or gets damaged, he gets paid out. he can't have his most precious asset running around in stilettos and fucking around with hell's elite without a backup plan.
#grez is a businessman first#lover second#this mofo is over 1000 years old. he's had plenty of bitches. val is his fave but not wifey material.#starlette and i were talking about how grez never thought val would outlive him
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hate how im now at a point where im legit like kicking my legs and grinning like an idiot over fictional characters SEND HELP
#take One Guess who im talking about. YES ITS KOI BOI#hes so prettyyyyy and cute and lovely and i love looking at him i wanna hear him speak and laugh and sing just AAAAAAAAAAAA#(turns to my own brain) BITCH WE ARE MEANT TO BE AROACE WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH TWO FICTIONAL CRIMINALS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?????#my brain: (that fuckin anime girl gif from evangelion (i think??))#like fuuuuuck man is it self shipping if u use a proxy? like. hes an oc but he's a stand in for me. he is me and i am him but we also arent#he is his own person and i am my own our lives are very very different but i use him to express love for Mad Dog and Koi Boy#cause they could actually love him if i were in their world i wouldnt stand a chance but my boy has one so he loves them for me#its far easier to imagine him kissing them than it is for me to imagine myself kissing them but that might be because im wired weird#idk it *feels* like it counts yknow. my dumbass out here gettin jealous when i see a Certain Ship cause like i disagree with it on#a Fundamental Level. and on TOP of that half the time the art is so CUTE and im like 'motherfucker that should be ME' or i guess my lad but#STILL am i making sense?? doesnt help that i worry im like. misreading what content i have but also fuck you i can do what i want and also#i get him more than yall kgyugkhjhk (jk jk. Unless) basically when i call them my boyfriends i fuckin mean it#look its Real Missing Nishiki Hours i love him i wanna kiss his perfect face someone shoulda shown him love i could save him and he could#make me worse <3 I Want Him#and do not get me wrong i may be focused on him but Majima is still my wifey too!!! hes mine you cant have her <3#i just have koi boy brainrot i very much desire them Both (YES THAT MIGHT BE WHY I SHIP THEM TOO LOOK I ALSO THINK THEYD WORK WELL TOGETHER#OR AT LEAST HAVE A FUN DYNAMIC TO EXPLORE I SHOULD DATE THEM AND THEY SHOULD DATE EACH OTHER WE ALL HAVE 2 HANDS)#might delete this in the mornin who knows but im feelin silly i wanna talk about them i wanna talk about my boy but idk if ppl would really#GET IT yknow i can think of maybe Two People and that INCLUDES bestie but just aaaa point is i love my koi boy so much hes so lovely <3 <3
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Im so impatient for the new diavolo's UR card and also i havent got any of the new cardss😭😭😭
#obey me#crying screaming throwing up#while waiting for diavolo can belphegor come home PLEAE#:((((#these bitches hates me#what did i do to deserve this#obey me diavolo#wifey please i need you so bad
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screenshotted this off my beloved oomfie’s twitter cos it’s the most max coded thing ever 😩
#like the fact lena is a scorpio too….#even if you don’t believe in astrology irl#it’s so useful as a character building tool and also useful when plotting character relationships#maxlena being a taurus x scorpio couple makes so much sense cos there’s a constant push/pull#like two stubborn bitches who feel too deeply#my angels ugh#maxlena#misc: wifey#maxcore
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Saweetie for Rolling Loud
#saweetie#rolling loud#icy girl#icy wifey#my upload#music#femalepopculture#hip hop#female rappers#female rap artists#biracial#black beauty#woc beauty#beautiful black woman#black girl moodboard#black woman femininity#pretty bitch music#rap music
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Spoiling jj with baked goods and getting praised for it 🤭
more like baking for all the pogues and jj spots the platter and eats it all before you even have a chance to give it out to everyone 💀.
no but when it comes to jj, it’s true that the best way into his heart is through his stomach !!
#and by this i mean food not pegging 🙏🏼#asks.ᐟ ⋆。˚𖦹#;juniebugg#;chatting#wifey bitch#< combo until we get the poll results#jj maybank prompt#jj maybank x reader
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Some people say Fang and Frances are so lame, oh really??? Then why do we have 3 wives? Hmmmm🤔
@willowbrookesblog @oceansrose2002 @myers-meadow
#fang rambles#Frances writes their thoughts#hella bitches#respectfully though#I love you all so much#my wifeys#the bestest girls in the universe#osdd things#osdd 1b#just system things
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