#wifey bitch

[shellxrls]

JJ eats food out of the palm of your hand tbh!! He won’t even pick it up from your hand, he’ll just eat it directly from your palm most of the time !! At first it was weird but now you find it cute and endearing cuz that’s your man and you’re gonna stick by him!!

i feel like jj likes granola/pretzel mixes a lot, but only specific pieces and so he meticulously weeds out all the dried fruits and nuts so he only gets the chocolate and granola.

and one day you take notice and just gesture him to pass the box over, lazily sorting through the mix and separating it for him since you have nothing better to do.

it eventually ends with him resting his head on your shoulder, and you raising your palm up to his face for him to nibble out of while he focuses on the tv.

[superbat-love]

Batman Appreciation Post #1

Baby Got Back

Batman Master Collection

[yeonslayjun]

Xie Lian gets me fr fr If only I could kill someone virtually.....

[crypticsewerslut]

Bf!Rory at small scale concerts with you😖

High asf so all the lights look magical

Your back pressed against his front with his arms snaked around you, making sure to sway you guys on beat

Holds all your shit for you. Im talking the cunty neon clutch, your drink, and your keys.

Even though he's 5'6, Rorys like your bodyguard. Nobodys touching on his partner, especially not with his forearms posessively drapped over your shoulders

He gets a little lost so you gotta go to the bathroom with him and follow him beelining for another drink

Him dressing homeless for the hole in the wall venue in NY while you wear platforms and plan your outfit ahead of time

my man my man my man

[justniy]

Lil Baby You Ain’t Fine , Baby You The Finest You ain’t just Got Body Your Face On Wifey 💎

[bondagebimbo]

Stop being mean to my wife!!! I will hunt you for sport!!!

YEAH !!!!! WHAT SHE SAID !!!!!

[mondstalgia]

Now Ming, why would you think taking Joe's mother to a different hospital without telling him despite knowing he was gonna go see her was a good idea? Like what about that screams "he's gonna love me for this" to you?

[lynnmint8]

💚🔪😊

[shellxrls]

Rafe is afraid of bugs, idc like bring a caterpillar to him and hes like 😰

this is such an obscure little headcanon that i agree 😭😭.

he’s just unnerved by all their eyes and their legs, and how they crawl around in dirt. but he has appearances he needs to keep up, so he’ll shrivel a little on the inside and tense his shoulders, overworking the muscle in his jaw when you come up to him and his friends to show off a butterfly or a caterpillar you ‘rescued’, but he won’t vocalise it until his friends are long gone.

“hey— uh, babe, i’d appreciate if you didn’t go around pulling anymore of that bug shit, just a lil’ weird for rafe cameron’s girl y’know?”

[hdmiports]

every time i put lilith back in the cas microwave it’s just more fanservice only for me 🦇

[sidebitchcs]

grezil insured valentino for 70 million. if val dies or gets damaged, he gets paid out. he can't have his most precious asset running around in stilettos and fucking around with hell's elite without a backup plan.

[bunnymoonbimbo]

Sadly, I really want to be someone’s gf today lol 😭

Or I just really really really want a daddy to care for.

Both things can be true, I guess.

I’m horny and emotional af

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

hate how im now at a point where im legit like kicking my legs and grinning like an idiot over fictional characters SEND HELP

[rdm00n]

Im so impatient for the new diavolo's UR card and also i havent got any of the new cardss😭😭😭

[shellxrls]

Spoiling jj with baked goods and getting praised for it 🤭

more like baking for all the pogues and jj spots the platter and eats it all before you even have a chance to give it out to everyone 💀.

no but when it comes to jj, it’s true that the best way into his heart is through his stomach !!

[earthmoonz]

screenshotted this off my beloved oomfie’s twitter cos it’s the most max coded thing ever 😩