#vernon locke

[what-yadoking-likes]

How the heisters dress on Xmas Day:

Sydney & Joy: matching pyjamas or loungewear. They want to be COMFY, they want to be COSY, and they want ELASTICATED WAISTBANDS.

Aldstone: his usual suit, but he wears a red Rudolph nose, and a tie which plays a festive tune when pressed.

Sokol and Wolf: insistent that the DC winter is nothing compared to the Russian/Swedish winters, they wear tank tops and shorts.

Locke: camo fatigues, with a sprig of holly pinned to his beret.

Vlad: athleisure, with mistletoe hanging from a Hello Kitty headband, and another piece from his crotch.

[what-yadoking-likes]

The Payday gang need the slightest whisper of an excuse to throw a party these days. How could they not? They had more money than any of them could reasonably burn through in several lifetimes, let alone the one they actually had - so throwing lavish parties for themselves and their CrimeNet associates was a no-brainer.

The countdown to midnight began. Jiro, Joy and Gao Fong dutifully raised their glasses, more observers than real participants - their new year would come later according to the lunar cycle, and was always more enjoyable anyway. Wolf and Hoxton clung to each other, eyes carefully watching the seconds tick down so they could kiss at exactly midnight. Sokol, Duke, Jimmy and Bonnie had pint glasses filled with - something - that they planned to down as soon as the clock struck midnight, with a fierce bet between them on who would down their drink fastest (they had roped Aldstone into being the timekeeper for this dubious event).

Nobody expected it to be Vlad that caused the most chaos. As soon as the clock struck twelve - and a chorus of Happy New Year went up from the TV and the heisters who weren't lip-locked or drinking furiously - there was a fierce gasp and strain of Ukrainian swears from Vlad.

The contractor hurried across the Safehouse to where Locke was standing, sipping champagne from a delicate flute. He grabbed the mercenary's face in both hands, and pulled him down for a kiss. Locke mmmph'd and struggled and spluttered until Vlad ended it, pulling back with an exaggerated "MWAH!" that had the Safehouse falling into expectant, surprised silence.

Locke was beet red, blinking as if to check whether that had really happened. Vlad was smiling broadly, teeth on show as he slung an arm around Locke's shoulders.

"Happy New Year, everyone!"

[vampitheater]

are you guys rocking with new phone case layout 🤤

[what-yadoking-likes]

... Back on my bullshit fellas.

It is a well-known fact that Pokemon and humans live alongside one another in harmony, with Pokemon providing help to their partners or trainers.

It follows that any Pokemon/Payday crossover would see the heisters using Pokemon that not only represent facets of their personality, but using Pokemon that have moves or abilities which would be helpful to have on a heist.

There's a room full of guards that need to take out to successfully stealth the next bit? No worries, Clover's Shiinotic can use Spore to put all of them to sleep (with 100% accuracy, no less!).

Joy and Locke are not too proud to use their Porygons to give them a helping hand with particularly complicated hacks - they're good enough to rarely need to use them, so they mostly act as little mascots - good luck charms for the hack.

Duke's (Alolan) Meowth has obtained some very interesting things for him with its ability Pickup. Sometimes it just collects some stray bundles of cash the gang hadn't seen in their haste - other times it brings him a mouth stuffed full of precious jewels, artefacts and diamonds (which Duke inevitably either gets Bain to fence for him, or loses in a casual game of poker with the others).

[what-yadoking-likes]

Future B I G B R A I N post

Vlad gives Locke a cookie with truth serum.

Locke eats it.

Locke is helping the crew through a heist.

C h a o s ensues.

[feelinpuckish]

sorry for any inaccuracies I did most if not all of them without reference lolll but I’m rereading the magic misfits(can you tell who’s my fav)

[soulmateszedits]

⌜ Vernon × Seventeen ⌝ ᓚᘏᗢ

┊ ❀ Simple || Requested

[lovemesomeagnst]

I cooked again 🔥🔥🔥 thanks to @ackarcue for this slay prompt

[chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic]

Seeing as Dante signed his apology letter with "Dante Vernon", I will assume that's actually his given last name, and not his husbands

I'm just saying, cause I totally see the other Emerald Ring members poking fun at him, for being the only one without alliteration lmao

[talkingsaxy2]

SEVENTEEN VERNON

please don't repost, okay for personal use, requests open!

[what-yadoking-likes]

"Friends - fancy helping me in Alaska?"

[weak-hero]

seungkwan getting clocked as mafia by vernon might be the funniest shit i witnessed this week

[magic-to-write]

Okay, I intended to get these posted earlier, but I still managed to get all these done in the free time I had. (P.s.: Theo's dramatic lighting didn't come out as good as it did in my head, but I'm still proud.)

[prplocks]

♡☆♡ seventeen wallpaper

reblog if you save ▪︎

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