#vernon locke

[what-yadoking-likes]

How the heisters dress on Xmas Day:

Sydney & Joy: matching pyjamas or loungewear. They want to be COMFY, they want to be COSY, and they want ELASTICATED WAISTBANDS.

Aldstone: his usual suit, but he wears a red Rudolph nose, and a tie which plays a festive tune when pressed.

Sokol and Wolf: insistent that the DC winter is nothing compared to the Russian/Swedish winters, they wear tank tops and shorts.

Locke: camo fatigues, with a sprig of holly pinned to his beret.

Vlad: athleisure, with mistletoe hanging from a Hello Kitty headband, and another piece from his crotch.

[manekinoodle]

(a young joy is being minded by her new suburban neighbour vernon locke. her parents are too trusting and locke can't say no.)

(obviously joy is a little bored. she's raided the pantry and only found old people snacks. but something flash and shiny in the home office grabs her attention...)

joy: uncle vernon, can i play on your computer? is there games on it?

(locke recalls getting the computer.)

locke's superior: alright, locke, with this you can keep working on the down low from the comfort of your very own home! now remember, only work on this pc. work. by you.

locke: of course, sir! work by me only.

(back to an expectant joy climbing into the office chair...)

joy: please? i'll be gentle!

(beat.)

locke: ... yes.

[vaxpire]

are you guys rocking with new phone case layout 🤤

[what-yadoking-likes]

The Payday gang need the slightest whisper of an excuse to throw a party these days. How could they not? They had more money than any of them could reasonably burn through in several lifetimes, let alone the one they actually had - so throwing lavish parties for themselves and their CrimeNet associates was a no-brainer.

The countdown to midnight began. Jiro, Joy and Gao Fong dutifully raised their glasses, more observers than real participants - their new year would come later according to the lunar cycle, and was always more enjoyable anyway. Wolf and Hoxton clung to each other, eyes carefully watching the seconds tick down so they could kiss at exactly midnight. Sokol, Duke, Jimmy and Bonnie had pint glasses filled with - something - that they planned to down as soon as the clock struck midnight, with a fierce bet between them on who would down their drink fastest (they had roped Aldstone into being the timekeeper for this dubious event).

Nobody expected it to be Vlad that caused the most chaos. As soon as the clock struck twelve - and a chorus of Happy New Year went up from the TV and the heisters who weren't lip-locked or drinking furiously - there was a fierce gasp and strain of Ukrainian swears from Vlad.

The contractor hurried across the Safehouse to where Locke was standing, sipping champagne from a delicate flute. He grabbed the mercenary's face in both hands, and pulled him down for a kiss. Locke mmmph'd and struggled and spluttered until Vlad ended it, pulling back with an exaggerated "MWAH!" that had the Safehouse falling into expectant, surprised silence.

Locke was beet red, blinking as if to check whether that had really happened. Vlad was smiling broadly, teeth on show as he slung an arm around Locke's shoulders.

"Happy New Year, everyone!"

[what-yadoking-likes]

... Back on my bullshit fellas.

It is a well-known fact that Pokemon and humans live alongside one another in harmony, with Pokemon providing help to their partners or trainers.

It follows that any Pokemon/Payday crossover would see the heisters using Pokemon that not only represent facets of their personality, but using Pokemon that have moves or abilities which would be helpful to have on a heist.

There's a room full of guards that need to take out to successfully stealth the next bit? No worries, Clover's Shiinotic can use Spore to put all of them to sleep (with 100% accuracy, no less!).

Joy and Locke are not too proud to use their Porygons to give them a helping hand with particularly complicated hacks - they're good enough to rarely need to use them, so they mostly act as little mascots - good luck charms for the hack.

Duke's (Alolan) Meowth has obtained some very interesting things for him with its ability Pickup. Sometimes it just collects some stray bundles of cash the gang hadn't seen in their haste - other times it brings him a mouth stuffed full of precious jewels, artefacts and diamonds (which Duke inevitably either gets Bain to fence for him, or loses in a casual game of poker with the others).

[soulmateszedits]

⌜ Vernon × Seventeen ⌝ ᓚᘏᗢ

┊ ❀ Simple || Requested

[mahpotatoequeen]

Request - The Magic Misfits by Neil Patrick Harris

Heyo! Can anyone who has a copy of The Magic Misfits: The Fourth Suit send me a few pictures of the confrontation between the gang and Kalagan in the book's climax? Particularly what the kids say are their secrets/fears.

I'd also just take a summary.

Thank you!

[chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic]

Seeing as Dante signed his apology letter with "Dante Vernon", I will assume that's actually his given last name, and not his husbands

I'm just saying, cause I totally see the other Emerald Ring members poking fun at him, for being the only one without alliteration lmao

[what-yadoking-likes]

Future B I G B R A I N post

Vlad gives Locke a cookie with truth serum.

Locke eats it.

Locke is helping the crew through a heist.

C h a o s ensues.

[talkingsaxy2]

SEVENTEEN VERNON

please don't repost, okay for personal use, requests open!

[weak-hero]

seungkwan getting clocked as mafia by vernon might be the funniest shit i witnessed this week

[magic-to-write]

Okay, I intended to get these posted earlier, but I still managed to get all these done in the free time I had. (P.s.: Theo's dramatic lighting didn't come out as good as it did in my head, but I'm still proud.)

[prplocks]

♡☆♡ seventeen wallpaper

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[magicmisfitsillustrations]

[lovemesomeagnst]

Okay thanks to the wonderful tmm server again I had another brainstorm and this time I’m back with TMM X EPIC The Musical because!!

After some thoughts I think I have a rough idea of who’s who…

RIDLEY - Odysseus since shes a smart girl. Would be warrior of the mind and also shes already the leader of the Misfits like how ody is the leader/king.

DANTE - Athena, basically odysseus’ mentor sooo he advices her and is the presence that is there but also lowkey abandons Ridley sometimes helpp.

LEILA - Polites because open arms and he encourages people to see the light in bad things and is optimistic like Leila. One of Ody’s closest friends like how Leila and Ridley have a special close bond and someone that Ridley/Ody actually listens to.

THEO - Eurylochus since he cares about the crew/ family and is the one who put their needs first and so theo and ridley conflict which ties to how betrayed ody was with eury since theyre brothers and theo and ridley r close friends so drama. Theo would be Ridley’s most trusted friend but they have differing opinions and priorities which could lead to Mutiny and arguments just like in the Third Minor.

IZZY AND OLLY - Aeolus and Hermes since the wind god wanted to play a game with the wind bag and is lighthearted and Hermes is there for fun plus messenger god and supports ody so theyre like the silly gods hehe. Whimsy and fun plus their songs are bangers. They’re both like kinda matching with Hermes being able to fly/messenger god and Aeolus being the wind god.

EMILY - Circe cause she can trick and lure ppl in like the witch and mesmerise them yayay AND she does it in her belief that it’s right just like Emily believed her methods were for the best, to protect those she cares about.

CARTER - Prophet because hes the one that gave ody like a reality check and a hint of the future plus gave help soo… Calm and wise and insightful and his song gives really relaxed Carter vibes. Oh and a sort of gloomy air around him.

KILROY - Poseidon because he’s Ody’s ultimate hater plus main villain so. Also something about ruthlessness seems like a lesson that he would teach.

BOBBY - Polyphemus aka the cyclops because terrible host, greedy, liar and jerk. Also i can picture him being mad about Ridley stealing his gems instead of sheep lol. Oh and maybe a giant eye resembling gem idk.

KINCAID - Zeus cause brothers with Poseidon and also is lowkey like a jerk too even though he’s a god and suggests helping ody but gets mad and flips instead like how kincaid claims to help the misfits but proceeds to go against them lol.

SANDRA - Hera cause also weird relationship with the Kalagan twins which could tie into like an “eugh” relationship with Zeus aka Kincaid since Hera and zeus r like married eughhh. Also she slays and gives mystical Hera vibes.

MICK - Hephaestus because of his importance on trust in God Games and how Mick was feeling uncertain about the whole untrustworthy situation with the Emerald Ring soo. Plus they both tinker and can make stuff snd Hephaestus have his prosthetics while Mick was injured from the fire or something.

THE FROWN CLOWNS - the sirens because they tried to kill them and also they pretend to be your loved ones like how they tried to pretend to be Leila’s birth parents eww.

MRS. LARSEN - Penelope because interesting dynamic with her daughter and also plot point where Ridley didn’t part with her on good terms and now she realises she misses her mum and is trying her hardest to get home.

TOP HAT - Telemachus because he’s basically Ridley’s son lol

I need to draw this so baddddd