#velvette suggestive

[camilaxmartin]

bored and unhealthily obsessed w velvette to cope

so real girl-

(have a quick drabble of velvette cause i’m bored and can’t make myself write the requests)

velvette scrolled on her phone laying in your shared bed as she was waiting for you to get out of the shower. she was going through all of her hashtags and posts looking at the likes and shares smiling proudly to herself as she was pleased with what she was seeing.

when she heard the water stop her eyes immediately went to the bathroom door waiting for you to come out as her phone locked itself on its own.

finally, she saw the door opening and was met with a sight of you only in your towel. velvette smirked looking at you and fixing her position on the bed to look more attractive (not that she needed to do that anyway). you hummed a tune not paying attention to her as you walked over to the huge wardrobe she had in her room.

velvette’s eyes never left you as she followed you around her room as her smirk grew even more. she licked her lips looking at you and her eyes went wide when you opened the wardrobe and dropped the towel onto the ground, giving her a nice look of you back and everything that came with it, topping it with your freshly washed hair.

velvette bit her lip looking you up and down and as she was laying on her stomach, observing you with her legs in the air, they closed a bit tighter a need starting to grow between them.

“can i borrow your clothes?” you asked already knowing the answer to that as you’ve been sleeping in her clothes many times before but decided to ask anyway. she chuckled at your question and one of her hands went to her hair to play with a string of it, still looking you up and down.

“what if i say no?” velvette giggled and bit her lip harder, looking at you with sudden desire building up inside her. you looked around her wardrobe and as her words finally hit your ears you scrunched your face.

“no?” you asked and bent town to grab some shirt laying on the floor of the wardrobe. velvette felt even her ears blush as she was given the view and her eyes started glowing more. “guess i’ll have to sleep naked then” you chuckled grabbing the shirt and then turning around to face the girl as her eyes were completely focused on your figure, just as you’ve assumed.

velvette chuckled seeing you turn around and just shrugged with a soft hum. she was trying to act like you weren’t affecting her at all yet the glow in her eyes and the way her legs tightened even more spoke clearly to you. “guess you will” she giggled and waved her legs in the air. you rolled your eyes at her playfully and turned around to the wardrobe again picking out some shorts from her collection and put them on alongside with the shirt you’ve bent over for a second ago.

as you were done you closed the wardrobe and walked over to the bed, crawling onto it and laying next to her. velvette giggled again seeing you lay down beside her and she swiftly moved, getting to sit on your hips pinning you down to the bed. you chuckled at her yet your eyes were full of love. velvette smiled softly at you and leaned her head down giving your lips a soft kiss, while one of her hands grabbed both of your wrists pinning the over you head. she smirked leaning away from the kiss, her eyes glowing stronger again. velvette then took her other hand and slipped it under your-hers shirt going straight up to your chest and gently massaging it earning herself a groan from you.

velvette leaned down again but this time to your ear and kissed your face there as she softly whispered “i like them better on you anyway”

[grandkhan221b]

The Vox fan to Vees fan pipeline

[aimasup]

Now Hispanic Velvette

It's the sweet-toothed dolly diva who's a strict shot on both camera and gun, and also a vampire with a blood kink for some reason! Everyone give it up for the worst boss and best porn film director of hell 👏

POV you're Velvette meeting other overlords for the first time

[voxcam]

evil polycule

[ectochoir]

thinking about when people were doing Veeswap AUs but for some reason they were only going Valentino > Vox > Velvette when Valentino > Velvette > Vox is like, infinitely more interesting to me.

Fashion designer Valentino? That motherfucker would be telling his models to suck in their ankles while strapping them into high heels, and banning them from eating. He’d be so body-shame-y while also leaning heavily into the “you want to look pretty enough for me don’t you, baby?” guilt trips. He’s definitely not above body modification for the ideal look. He’s also an artist, so it’s a perfect fit.

Media mogul Velvette? Less of a surveillance state, TV programming kind of freak like Vox and more of a spyware, data theft on social media situation. Girl would have millions of bot farms running misinformation schemes to keep the Vees on top in the public eye, and naysayers would disappear overnight, and not necessarily just from social media.

And porn director Vox? Two words. Gore porn. He’s a sadist, and a nasty one at that, and that would definitely leak over into his scripts. His actors would hate him, because it’s either get killed on camera for Vox’s latest snuff flick, or get fried by him directly when you try to refuse. He’d also be all over generative AI porn, and his deepfakes would be near indistinguishable from real footage.

[onesidedradiostatic]

btw

I feel like we should talk about how this is quite literally the only scene in the vees' reactions that velvette is seen smiling in LMAO

like at least val also joins vox in his alastor sadism (not to his insane extent, but he is seen smiling in the previous scenes until vox says his weird shit and insults his entire industry "this is better than sex") but velvette doesn't even join in their sadism.

val only smiles for like a split second in some of the scenes so it's not immediately noticeable but he DOES smile so he IS actually enjoying it with vox

velvette though, legit doesn't give a fuck about alastor suffering and only smiles at the idea of lucifer and adam fucking. girl do you have some hidden interests you would like to talk about? val is expected okay, but velvette??? why is this the only part that interests you??? at least join in your boys' sadism????

[hocooart]

I think he likes them a lot, Val.

Here's Part 1, the online ad with Val's posters that Velvette put out to promote her collection.

(Close-ups and HCs under the cut ↓↓)

Velvette's posters feat. Valentino~ 🩷

I very much headcanon Val to be an Abba and Queen Fan. He died in the 70s (and even though we don't know exactly when), he would've known at least a few hits of both bands. And that thought just makes me happy.

Vox's VoxApp Background Wallpaper feat. our favourite shark baby Vark (because we all know flatface would be obsessed with his sharks)

And now, what you've all come down here for:

Needy Vox's mirror selfie he sent Val. (Yes, he has a mirror in front of his bed. Yes, it's there for the exact reason you think it is. Val loves it, too.)

[vendetta-ari]

MASTERLIST

(ill organize this better soon i swear i just need to make this, its long overdue POSTS ARE IN ORDER FROM OLDEST TO NEWEST)

🎶= personal faves

HAZBIN HOTEL

Vox X F! reader (ROMANTIC) 🎶

Where you were a dancer in your past life and want to give dancing another try now that your back in hell. to your dismay your boss and boyfriend, Vox was watching.

Angel dust X F! reader (SMUT)

Where you get caught watching one of angels nsfw videos and your buddy catches you and helps you out

Lucifer X F! reader (FLUFF)

After a long day at work, you help lucifer relax by cuddling him to sleep

Velvette X F! reader sfw/nsfw headcannons

How you meet velvette, how a relationship would go with her and her kinks

Sir Pentious X Gn! reader sfw/nsfw headcannons

Some Sir pentious dating headcannons, kinks, etc

Vox X F! reader (ANGST) 🎶

Where you, an exorcist sacrifice yourself after an argument with Vox.

Vox x F! reader (SMUT) 🎶

You made fun of vox a bit too much and need to be taught a lesson

Lucifer x F! reader (SMUT) 🎶

Lucifer meets you, a newly fallen angel and shows you how much he missed you

Vox X F! reader (FLUFF/ROMANTIC)

Vox gets home after a quarrel with Alastor, lucky for him your there to calm him down.

Valentines day special (NSFW/SUGGESTIVE)

What hazbin hotel characters + valentines day (Gn! reader)

Emily x Gn! reader headcannons 🎶

What Emily would be like dating a sinner reader (sfw)

Velvette x Gn! reader General headcannons 🎶

Velvette's everyday life to her parties, and her dating you, featuring the vee's!

Velvette x Gn! reader (ROMANTIC) 🎶

A cat Velvette x a dog reader bake cookies!

The Vee's X Gn! reader headcannons (SUGGESTIVE/NSFW)

How the Vee's would react to a reader with wings who needs help with preening their wings

The Vee's X Reader (SUGGESTIVE/NSFW)

The Vee's meeting an angel reader they like a bit more than they should've

Sir pentious x F! reader (COMFORT)

Sir pentious finds insecure reader crying into the mirror and calms you down.

Winged characters x F! reader (SUGGESTIVE/NSFW) 🎶

what causes winged characters wing to unfurl? (accidentaly left out emily and husk)

Lucifer + Vox x F!Reader (ROMANTIC/FLUFF)

Lucifer and Vox headcanons with an artist reader

Vox x F!Reader (SMUT)

You get jealous of vox fucking val every night so he shows you what you've been missing out on. mutual pining to fucking

HELLUVA BOSS

Blitzø x F! reader (FLUFF)

Blitzø and a very tall reader cuddle up after a very long day at work

NEWSIES

General Headcanons

From summer to winter to other silly stuff you'd likely encounter in the lodging house

CHALLENGERS

Drug Dealer!Patrick x F! Reader

Patrick's low on cash and resorts to drug dealing, be finds a cute and innocent girl along the way.

Artrick x F! Reader

Going to a fair with your two rowdy, chaotic, and boyish boyfriends goes so much better than you wouldve ever thought.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

How about Vox successfully installs a hidden camera in Charlie and Vaggies room for sexy blackmail. But is pissed all the footage he has is cute fluffy hugs and kiss. Nothing explicit at all.

i think if the V's tried this... they would regret it SO fast and probably be scarred for life in the process XD

Vox: "The lack of risk research in this new venture of ours... astounding."

Valentino: "Aw kitty, what better way to keep track of Lucifer's bimbo daughter Charles than by keeping a little camera tucked away in her bedroom?"

Vox: "Pointed at her bed? ONLY her bed?"

Velvette: "Imagine the BLACKMAIL. Hashtag cancel little miss Morningstar!"

Valentino: "Her and her spicy lady are soooooo pruuuudish and so WHOLESOME about that shit stain hotel of theirs- just think of what they'd do not to be the new stars of hell's porn scene?"

Vox: "I'm thinking, if they DON'T mind, their ratings will skyrocket."

Valentino: "....ah."

Velvette: "Oh come on flat screener, there's no way they'd ever be ok with-"

Vox: "And if they DO mind, Lucifer will take us all off the air so fast the cameras will still be rolling while our own heads start to."

Velvette: "FUCK."

Vox: "Am I the only one here actually forecasting audience reactions??"

Velvette: "I HATE BORN LUCKY GIRLS AND THEIR TOP DOG DEMON DADS!"

Valentino: "We can at least heckle their boring sex life privately, yeah?"

Vox: "If they even HAVE one."

Velvette: "Heads up. They're getting into bed now."

Valentino: “Oooooh and they’ve brought equipment~!”

The V’s: “………………”

Valentino: "..... is that. Paperwork?"

Velvette: "Oh hell no."

Vox: "Birds of a feather. If Alastor can be so chummy with them, then-"

Valentino: "They're doing- they’re- fucking doing PAPERWORK in bed!? Together!?? INSTEAD of each other? That’s IT?????"

Velvette: "This is sick. I'm gonna be sick."

Valentino: "AND THEY'RE ENJOYING IT???"

Velvette: "Hhrrrk-"

Vox: "Cut the feed. Destroy the camera. I can feel the static of their domestic fuzzy feel-good lives overtaking my entire network, program by program, station by station." (clutches tv head) "This would be less unsettling if they were a pair of MUPPETS... Fuck this." (deletes camera)

-five minutes later-

Charlie: “You know what Vaggie?”

Vaggie: “What, sweetie?”

Charlie: "I love how much easier doing the hotel budget is when we have each other to cross check it! Frees up a lot more time!"

Vaggie: "Me too babe. Though I kinda still think I love you more."

Charlie: (smiles softly) "Yeah..?"

Vaggie: (leans in) "...yeah."

Charlie: (grins) "Wanna fuck nasty about it?"

Vaggie: (grins back) "I’ll get the toybox."

-meanwhile-

Valentino: “WAIT! ….I feel a disturbance in the fuck! As if two people are having really kinky gay sex right now, and I’m missing out on exploiting it!”

Velvette: (still nauseous) “I’ll exploit my fist to your face if you don’t shut up.”

Vox: “Velvette.”

Velvette: “Oh you know don’t mean it, darling~ Much.”

Vox: “Fair enough.”

Velvette: “Paperwork, blegh. They were using, actual PHYSICAL bits of paper… I’m gonna have fucking nightmares.”

Valentino: “This IS my nightmare!”

Vox: “Welcome to hell, Val.”

[lepoppeta]

vox and velvette are both very busy people — they know how to schedule and theyve learnt how to multitask.

(apologies for the quality, tumblr doesnt seem to like big images all that much)

[chaoticace2005]

-At a V meeting-

Valentino, peeling a banana: Mmm let me rip off your jacket, babe. I want to ~taste~ you.

Vox: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Velvette: Nah I just don’t think he cares.

[xjereby]

Valentino… no. bad.

since ppl seemed to love my last meme redraw hehe

[taxi-boi]

the vees are so funny because you know val would say some aphobic shit like "what do you MEAN someone can form meaningful bonds that transcend sex and even romance but especially sex. what do you MEAN not everyones lives revolve around fucking and sucking or atleast like loving if your into that shit"  (romance nuetral arospec allosexual)

meanwhile his on again off again boytoy fuckpartner vox has never truly been sexually attracted to anyone in his life (high libido sex positive ace demi-aro with a propensity for alterous attraction *cough one-sided radiostatic cough*)

and the both of them are in a commited platonic/business relationship with velvette who has absolutely no sexual or romantic interest in either of them (idk if shes a lesbian or aspec or bi and they're just not her type in that way; but its all the same result)

and yet none of them view their partnership as anything below or lesser than compared to the romantic and sexual relationships they do have. if not outright being more important than those (QPR-cule) 

and ofcourse vox and vel will be standing right alongside valentino as he says this, nodding along without a hint of sarcasm or self awareness because they also genuinely think they believe the same thing.

and if you try to point this out to any of them (and somehow convince them that what they have going on is queer platonic and aspec in nature) they'll just be like "yeah but we're The Vees, we're overlords, we can just do whatever the Fuck (or lack there of) we want" and you know what they're right

[aimasup]

Note: Please do not attempt to pull business partner to un-sad or un-mad someone in real life (^▽^)ó

[sparklingsora]

ok everyone im posting this here instead of my main bc i have more polyvees shippers following me on here. anyway. there seems to be a lot of confusion over the ship names of vox/velvette and velvette/valentino. so i propose we actually decide on proper ship names for these 2 ships democratically. now here are my suggestions: 1 - my idea was to use 'doll' to denote velvette, so the ship names would be staticdoll and dollmoth (or mothdoll) 2 - now this is an idea of someone in my tags (namely @//xmicrophonyx), they proposed using 'media' to denote velvette, so it'd be staticmedia and mediamoth

[cr0nu5]

armpit practice