#veggietales star of Christmas

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Obscure veggietales characters who I think would be hilarious to make an unexpected comeback:

Cedric the “I’ll Eat Anything Star-Shaped” from the star of Christmas, from whom they had to hide the star of Christmas from 💜 I don’t know him but I love him

[veggie-dailies]

This rendition of the traditional Christmas tune, sung by Lisa Vischer (wife of Phil Vischer and voice of Junior Asparagus) in the absence of Rebecca St. James, was used at the end of The Star of Christmas. It has never had an official release (as far as I'm aware), so the dialogue and sound effects at the beginning would have to be cleaned up and removed in order for this to be on CD-level.

[nostalgic-manatee]

We are the fairy peas of Christmas!

[thespaceyace]

It’s finally star of christmas szn and I had an idea

[marshmallow-biscuit-blog]

I swear Dad asparagus is slowly becoming one of my favorites now that I'm watching the show all the way through as an adult. Also Bob but he was always my 2nd fav so.

[divorced-loveyasparagus]

POV: You're about to killed by London's cutest murder couple so they can write a hit new article for their newspaper

[thecobblerofpeaches]

just sayin

[sweet-sweet-petunia]

Mariah's Star of Christmas Verses

Canon

Bob the Tomato as Cavis Appythart - You know. The main guy. Cavis is a playwright who wants his legacy to be more than his turtle wax jingle - he wants to put on a show that teaches London to love! Gets carried away, burns down Milward's Uncles theatre in the process, you remember. You've watched it.

Dad Asparagus as Reverend Gilbert - The pastor of the church that's putting on the play that will showcase the famed Star. Has a son, Edmund, who's sickly, but tries to not let it show.

Archibald Asparagus as Arthur Hollingshead - Reporter for the London Post Gazette. Infodumps about historical decorative items at a moment's notice. Noticeably more British than others despite them all living in England.

Jerry Gourd as Constable Dwight - Police Officer who works at the station currently holding Charles Pincher. May or may not be related to that gourd starring opposite Effie Pickering in Appythart and Phelps's newest production

Non Canon

Petunia Rhubarb as Daphne Woodbridge - Another reporter for the London Post Gazette. Especially interested in who that other man in the rocket carriage was as the playwrights, Gilbert and Son flew into the theatre. She thinks it will be her big break. Perhaps...(Cavis voice)...her first big break?

Esther as Evelyn Clarke - Just a sweet young woman going caroling for the holidays. Attends the church Reverend Gilbert preaches at.

Francois Blueberry as Pierre Pickering - A french little blueberry boy who wants to be a famous playwright and director! Is hoping to apprentice for Cavis and maybe even work on the show with the famous Effie Pickering...for no particular reason...

[madamebristow]

Not all men....

You're right, Cavis Appythart would never do that.

[huntersapprentice]

no actually. because I watched the first episode of the vtshow, one more thing I need to show

okay good night for actually

[unogoffboi666]

Cedric the “I’ll Eat Anything Star Shaped”, self explanatory. (Scallion 1, Star of Christmas Verse)

[frankencelery]

Silas Whisenhunt, that weird guy who just hangs around wherever the action is. (Frankencelery, Star of Christmas Verse)

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Described below cut!

On-screen description: Goldie's Hogbottom Lard, as sung by the Chiswick Crooners, was written by Cavis and Millward at the beginning of their jingle-writing career. The Chiswick Crooners were sacked after their first performance of Goldie's Hogbottom Lard. End on-screen description.

Song description: A folksy arrangement with multiple harmonies, harmonica, washboard, and a low brass instrument. Radio static is audible in the background. End song description.

Lyrics:

It's Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

Oh, 'tis Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

It tastes so thick and rich

For it, your tongue will itch

For Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

'Tis Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

Oh, 'tis Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

So smooth and sweet to swaller (swallow)

You'll have it; you will holler

For Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

(Get yer [your] fine Goldie's!)

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Star of Christmas Character List

My non-canon characters for Star of Christmas AU:

Art Bigotti = Alan Burdick, runs a Ninepin Bowling gambling ring. Trying to tempt Reverend Gilbert into participating in the game, but desperately hiding the fact that they're participating in gambling.

Tom Grape = Thomas Gutherie Schwenk, Seymour's adult son who is fairly annoyed by his dad's antics and inventions, but helps out when needed.

Goliath Gottik = Jabez Gosset, a retired boxer who left the sport to work at a local pub.

Phil Winkelstein = Silas Whisenhunt, a guy who just tends to hang around where all the action is. Wants to be included and tries to get involved in every group activity or club he can find. You'll just see him pop up a lot.

Bartlebey - a Butler who hasn't butlered in a long time, who spends a lot of time writing letters to Charles Pincher while he's in jail. He probably only sends about 1/4 of what he's actually written.

Lovey = Lizzie Hollingshead, maiden name Lovett. Arthur Hollingshead's wife. The two are not divorced in this AU, and seem to get along just fine in this incarnation. They gossip quite a bit.

Rumor "Audrey" Weed = Rumer Ada Wood - newsie/town crier type character who mostly hangs around and exists to announce news of what's going on. She's nosy, bothersome, and mischevious, and enjoys causing drama by spilling secrets.

- Canon Characters in Star of Christmas:

Nebby K. Nezzer = Ebenezer Nezzer. He owns the theater that he lets his nephew Milward and his nephew's business partner Cavis use for their big musical. He also owns an Easter egg factory.

Pa Grape = Seymour Schwenk. An inventor. Father of Thomas Gutherie Schwenk.

Scooter Carrot = Moyer the Destroyer. A dangerous man, who might also be dead. Nobody knows.

Semi-Canon (liberties taken):

Uno = Cedric the "I'll Eat Anything Star Shaped". A man who wants to taste the stars, hungers for them, so much that even the mere mention of "the Star of Christmas" has him salivating. According to Moyer (Arthur Hollingshead?), the Star was once hidden from him during his reign in 1803. This might have been in error, as this is 81 years later, and surely there's no way this scallion was some immortal being consuming stars and terrorizing small communities! Right? Either way, he spends his days traveling and seeking out the most delicious star-shaped items, a gourmet of obsession, and finds himself in town for Christmas yet again, just when he hears tell of the Star being unveiled again.

Egg Boy = A small carrot boy who likes eggs. We don't know him yet.

Laura Carrot = Still Laura, but an orphan. Did she run over her parents with a carriage in the Victorian Hot Topic? Well, we hope not, but you never know with this mischievous orphan. Her British accent comes and goes, and she usually acts very sweet, though she enjoys playing pranks on people. Without the hope of Easter, the orphanage would never exist.

[sheriff-lasso]

what’s the best Veggietales Christmas song

My favorite is “Hope it’s gonna be a Happy Christmas” from the St. Nicolas episode

[green-guy-showdown]

Who is the greenest guy?

Official Bracket! (posting polls soon)

i split it into two cause there were so many characters but we’ll just pretend they’re in the same one but wave 1 and 2.

full list:

wave 1:

1. The Green Giant (Vegetables) vs Larry the Cucumber (Veggietales)

2. Tsuyu Asui/Froppy (BNHA) vs Sergeant Frog (Sergeant Frog/Keroro Gunso)

3. Rex (Toy Story) vs Yee Dinosaur (yee)

4. Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors) vs Poison Ivy (DC)

5. CATS (Zero Wing) vs Nepeta Leijon (Homestuck)

6. Shego (Kim Possible) vs Fjord Stone (Critical Role)

7. GIR (Invader Zim) vs Green Cat (Tumblr)

8. Venus McFlytrap (Monster High) vs Bulbasaur (Pokémon)

9. Duo (Duolingo) vs Midori (Your Turn to Die)

10. Green Crewmate (Among Us) vs Dipsy (Teletubbies)

11. Peter Pan (Peter Pan) vs Link (Legend of Zelda)

12. Clover Cookie (Cookie Run) vs Ralsei (Deltarune)

13. Peridot (Steven Universe) vs Riz Gukgak (Dimension 20)

14. The Riddler (DC) vs The Onceler (The Lorax)

15. Toph Beifong (Avatar: TLAB) vs Lloyd Garmadon (Ninjago)

16. Tinker Bell (Peter Pan + More) vs Lucky the Leprechaun

Wave 2

1. Foo Fighters (JJBA) vs Flayn (Fire Emblem)

2. Lettuce (Tokyo Mew Mew) vs Sailor Neptune (Sailor Moon)

3. Scourge the Hedgehog (Sonic) vs Duck (DHMIS)

4. Gumi (Vocaloid) vs Murdoc (Gorillaz)

5. Izuku Midoriya/Deku (BNHA) vs Gon Freeccs (Hunter x Hunter)

6. Shrek (Shrek) vs The Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Christmas)

7. Shaggy (Scooby Doo) vs Bruno (Encanto)

8. Pidge (Voltron) vs Cringer (He-man)

9. Snufkin (Moomin) vs Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc.)

10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (yea) vs Vector the Crocodile (Sonic)

11. Ashton Greymoore (Critical Role) vs Zoro (One Piece)

12. Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street) vs Elphaba (Wicked)

13. Yoda (Star Wars) vs Luigi (Super Mario)

14. D’Vana Tendi (Star Trek: Below Decks) vs Venti (Genshin Impact)

15. Yoshi (Super Mario) vs Tiana and Naveen (Princess and the Frog)

16. Creeper (Minecraft) vs Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)