#veggietales star of Christmas

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Obscure veggietales characters who I think would be hilarious to make an unexpected comeback:

Cedric the “I’ll Eat Anything Star-Shaped” from the star of Christmas, from whom they had to hide the star of Christmas from 💜 I don’t know him but I love him

[veggie-dailies]

This rendition of the traditional Christmas tune, sung by Lisa Vischer (wife of Phil Vischer and voice of Junior Asparagus) in the absence of Rebecca St. James, was used at the end of The Star of Christmas. It has never had an official release (as far as I'm aware), so the dialogue and sound effects at the beginning would have to be cleaned up and removed in order for this to be on CD-level.

[pastelalleycat]

i have an au idea, hear me out

bonus frame my big sis insisted i draw but i didn't think would fit with pacing XD

[nostalgic-manatee]

We are the fairy peas of Christmas!

[snapewife-divorce-lawyer]

You a Christmas fan? Or are you on the side of the rebellion

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!! i love christmas. i love santa and the reindeer and the presents and the candy and the tv specials CHRISTMAS!! it’s all so painfully unnecessary and nonsensical. the story tropes are universally bad yet there are so many of them. same with the music. and yet it’s held in such high regard? the way it overrides everything else that is going on and everyone exists in a fantasy world for a little while is crazy. i love it so much. im being so serious. i love when people do dumb and stupid shit for stupid and dumb reasons. it’s cold and food is scarce so humans huddle and sing songs to be happy and somewhere along the way we invented the TOY WIZARD!!!

Christmas was never a religious holiday for me even when I was religious so it doesn’t bug me. The religion and the commercialization make everything stupider and I love that. I love when things get stupid. it kinda sucks that big companies spend the whole season squeezing money out of you, and that churches spend the whole season pretending that they have a monopoly on the concept of human togetherness. but stupid fun for the hell of it winter traditions existed long before capitalism and long before jesus and will exist long after they’re both gone. 

[thespaceyace]

It’s finally star of christmas szn and I had an idea

[the-crazy-echidna-lady]

I swear Dad asparagus is slowly becoming one of my favorites now that I'm watching the show all the way through as an adult. Also Bob but he was always my 2nd fav so.

[divorced-loveyasparagus]

POV: You're about to killed by London's cutest murder couple so they can write a hit new article for their newspaper

[sweet-sweet-petunia]

Mariah's Star of Christmas Verses

Canon

Bob the Tomato as Cavis Appythart - You know. The main guy. Cavis is a playwright who wants his legacy to be more than his turtle wax jingle - he wants to put on a show that teaches London to love! Gets carried away, burns down Milward's Uncles theatre in the process, you remember. You've watched it.

Dad Asparagus as Reverend Gilbert - The pastor of the church that's putting on the play that will showcase the famed Star. Has a son, Edmund, who's sickly, but tries to not let it show.

Archibald Asparagus as Arthur Hollingshead - Reporter for the London Post Gazette. Infodumps about historical decorative items at a moment's notice. Noticeably more British than others despite them all living in England.

Jerry Gourd as Constable Dwight - Police Officer who works at the station currently holding Charles Pincher. May or may not be related to that gourd starring opposite Effie Pickering in Appythart and Phelps's newest production

Non Canon

Petunia Rhubarb as Daphne Woodbridge - Another reporter for the London Post Gazette. Especially interested in who that other man in the rocket carriage was as the playwrights, Gilbert and Son flew into the theatre. She thinks it will be her big break. Perhaps...(Cavis voice)...her first big break?

Esther as Evelyn Clarke - Just a sweet young woman going caroling for the holidays. Attends the church Reverend Gilbert preaches at.

Francois Blueberry as Pierre Pickering - A french little blueberry boy who wants to be a famous playwright and director! Is hoping to apprentice for Cavis and maybe even work on the show with the famous Effie Pickering...for no particular reason...

[madamebristow]

Not all men....

You're right, Cavis Appythart would never do that.

[unogoffboi666]

Cedric the “I’ll Eat Anything Star Shaped”, self explanatory. (Scallion 1, Star of Christmas Verse)

[frankencelery]

Silas Whisenhunt, that weird guy who just hangs around wherever the action is. (Frankencelery, Star of Christmas Verse)

[veggie-dailies]

Described below cut!

On-screen description: Goldie's Hogbottom Lard, as sung by the Chiswick Crooners, was written by Cavis and Millward at the beginning of their jingle-writing career. The Chiswick Crooners were sacked after their first performance of Goldie's Hogbottom Lard. End on-screen description.

Song description: A folksy arrangement with multiple harmonies, harmonica, washboard, and a low brass instrument. Radio static is audible in the background. End song description.

Lyrics:

It's Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

Oh, 'tis Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

It tastes so thick and rich

For it, your tongue will itch

For Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

'Tis Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

Oh, 'tis Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

So smooth and sweet to swaller (swallow)

You'll have it; you will holler

For Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

(Get yer [your] fine Goldie's!)

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Star of Christmas Character List

My non-canon characters for Star of Christmas AU:

Art Bigotti = Alan Burdick, runs a Ninepin Bowling gambling ring. Trying to tempt Reverend Gilbert into participating in the game, but desperately hiding the fact that they're participating in gambling.

Tom Grape = Thomas Gutherie Schwenk, Seymour's adult son who is fairly annoyed by his dad's antics and inventions, but helps out when needed.

Goliath Gottik = Jabez Gosset, a retired boxer who left the sport to work at a local pub.

Phil Winkelstein = Silas Whisenhunt, a guy who just tends to hang around where all the action is. Wants to be included and tries to get involved in every group activity or club he can find. You'll just see him pop up a lot.

Bartlebey - a Butler who hasn't butlered in a long time, who spends a lot of time writing letters to Charles Pincher while he's in jail. He probably only sends about 1/4 of what he's actually written.

Lovey = Lizzie Hollingshead, maiden name Lovett. Arthur Hollingshead's wife. The two are not divorced in this AU, and seem to get along just fine in this incarnation. They gossip quite a bit.

Rumor "Audrey" Weed = Rumer Ada Wood - newsie/town crier type character who mostly hangs around and exists to announce news of what's going on. She's nosy, bothersome, and mischevious, and enjoys causing drama by spilling secrets.

- Canon Characters in Star of Christmas:

Nebby K. Nezzer = Ebenezer Nezzer. He owns the theater that he lets his nephew Milward and his nephew's business partner Cavis use for their big musical. He also owns an Easter egg factory.

Pa Grape = Seymour Schwenk. An inventor. Father of Thomas Gutherie Schwenk.

Scooter Carrot = Moyer the Destroyer. A dangerous man, who might also be dead. Nobody knows.

Semi-Canon (liberties taken):

Uno = Cedric the "I'll Eat Anything Star Shaped". A man who wants to taste the stars, hungers for them, so much that even the mere mention of "the Star of Christmas" has him salivating. According to Moyer (Arthur Hollingshead?), the Star was once hidden from him during his reign in 1803. This might have been in error, as this is 81 years later, and surely there's no way this scallion was some immortal being consuming stars and terrorizing small communities! Right? Either way, he spends his days traveling and seeking out the most delicious star-shaped items, a gourmet of obsession, and finds himself in town for Christmas yet again, just when he hears tell of the Star being unveiled again.

Egg Boy = A small carrot boy who likes eggs. We don't know him yet.

Laura Carrot = Still Laura, but an orphan. Did she run over her parents with a carriage in the Victorian Hot Topic? Well, we hope not, but you never know with this mischievous orphan. Her British accent comes and goes, and she usually acts very sweet, though she enjoys playing pranks on people. Without the hope of Easter, the orphanage would never exist.

[green-guy-showdown]

Who is the greenest guy?

Official Bracket! (posting polls soon)

i split it into two cause there were so many characters but we’ll just pretend they’re in the same one but wave 1 and 2.

full list:

wave 1:

1. The Green Giant (Vegetables) vs Larry the Cucumber (Veggietales)

2. Tsuyu Asui/Froppy (BNHA) vs Sergeant Frog (Sergeant Frog/Keroro Gunso)

3. Rex (Toy Story) vs Yee Dinosaur (yee)

4. Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors) vs Poison Ivy (DC)

5. CATS (Zero Wing) vs Nepeta Leijon (Homestuck)

6. Shego (Kim Possible) vs Fjord Stone (Critical Role)

7. GIR (Invader Zim) vs Green Cat (Tumblr)

8. Venus McFlytrap (Monster High) vs Bulbasaur (Pokémon)

9. Duo (Duolingo) vs Midori (Your Turn to Die)

10. Green Crewmate (Among Us) vs Dipsy (Teletubbies)

11. Peter Pan (Peter Pan) vs Link (Legend of Zelda)

12. Clover Cookie (Cookie Run) vs Ralsei (Deltarune)

13. Peridot (Steven Universe) vs Riz Gukgak (Dimension 20)

14. The Riddler (DC) vs The Onceler (The Lorax)

15. Toph Beifong (Avatar: TLAB) vs Lloyd Garmadon (Ninjago)

16. Tinker Bell (Peter Pan + More) vs Lucky the Leprechaun

Wave 2

1. Foo Fighters (JJBA) vs Flayn (Fire Emblem)

2. Lettuce (Tokyo Mew Mew) vs Sailor Neptune (Sailor Moon)

3. Scourge the Hedgehog (Sonic) vs Duck (DHMIS)

4. Gumi (Vocaloid) vs Murdoc (Gorillaz)

5. Izuku Midoriya/Deku (BNHA) vs Gon Freeccs (Hunter x Hunter)

6. Shrek (Shrek) vs The Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Christmas)

7. Shaggy (Scooby Doo) vs Bruno (Encanto)

8. Pidge (Voltron) vs Cringer (He-man)

9. Snufkin (Moomin) vs Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc.)

10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (yea) vs Vector the Crocodile (Sonic)

11. Ashton Greymoore (Critical Role) vs Zoro (One Piece)

12. Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street) vs Elphaba (Wicked)

13. Yoda (Star Wars) vs Luigi (Super Mario)

14. D’Vana Tendi (Star Trek: Below Decks) vs Venti (Genshin Impact)

15. Yoshi (Super Mario) vs Tiana and Naveen (Princess and the Frog)

16. Creeper (Minecraft) vs Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)

[sheriff-lasso]

Fav veggietales movie and charcter?

4 me mine is any 2000s and 90s veggietales film my fav charcter is larry lol

The star of Christmas was always my favorite episode and I just rewatched it to make sure I still liked it and I do!! They were COOKING with that one. Bob is so unhinged and love that for him 😤🔥🔥

Lyle and King George are bangers too

Bob and Larry are my all-time favorites, I love them both so much ❤️💚