#cavis Appythart

[madamebristow]

Not all men....

You're right, Cavis Appythart would never do that.

[imbobthetomato]

Cavis, what does your future with Miss Pickering hold?

"Hopefully all good things! And not just in terms of a working relationship, i-if you catch my drift."

[imbobthetomato]

"I'm still in debt to old man Nezzer," he took a swig of his pint "don't tell him I called him that. But anyway. Same boat."

“ i don’t care about the presents underneath the christmas tree . ” (from cavis)

Alan nodded. "That's good, because frankly, I forgot to get you anything. I don't normally have the funds to get gifts for the regulars due to the whole illegal gambling ring thing."

[nostalgic-manatee]

We are the fairy peas of Christmas!

[huntersapprentice]

AGHHHHH

joke headcanon that Cavis Appythart and Marlee Meade are related and causing property damage and fucking over the local church at least once just runs in the family

[faith-nerd]

Testing: One, Two, Three...

Since I'm going to try and host a VeggieTales Villain Song Tournament, I need to know a bit more how to do polls. To start out, going to do an Honorable Mention Poll to see the best of the one's that didn't quite make the main tournament.

Most of these it's the main character is doing something bad and they're used to teach kids the lesson at the end of the video, but there's also some that another song from that episode is already in the tournament, the characters are borderline villains but not really, and one that is too short. (Although, if someone wants to make a case for why these should be included in the main tournament, I am willing to listen)

"It's Laura's/Lenny's Fault" from Larry-Boy and the Fib from Outer Space (1997)

Performer: Junior Reason not Included: Needs to learn a lesson, but not a villain

"I'm So Blue" from Madame Blueberry (1998)

Performer: Madame Blueberry Reason Not Included: Needs to learn a lesson, but not a villain; another song from this episode already in tournament

"We're Vikings" from Lyle the Kindly Viking (2001)

Performer: Vikings Reason Not Included: Needs to learn a lesson, but not a villain; another song from this episode already in tournament

"Our Big Break" from The Star of Christmas (2002)

Performer: Cavis Appythart (Bob the Tomato) Reason Not Included: Needs to learn a lesson, but not a villain

"I'm Blue" from The Ballad of Little Joe (2003)

Performer: Miss Kitty (Madame Blueberry) Reason Not Included: Too short; constantly interrupted; unrelated to villainous act

"Jolly Joe's" from The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (2008)

Performer: Pirates Reason Not Included: Not Really Villains

"No Strings Attached" from Pistachio: the Little Boy that Woodn't (2010)

Performer: Calzone (Mr. Nezzer) Reason Not Included: Another song from this episode already in tournament

[imbobthetomato]

"You're going ahead with this play without me?!? Without paying back your Uncle?!? You're just leaving all your old responsibilities behind?!?"

“ my god , i thought you were someone to rely on . ” (from cavis)

"I am! Someone to rely on!" Between the news of Jabez apparently not making it through the winter and now his partner turning on him, Milward wasn't sure how much more heartbreak he could take. Surely he would be nothing but ash and ruble left on the ground after this conversation. "Why... how... please don't say that." He pouted.

[sweet-sweet-petunia]

Mariah's Star of Christmas Verses

Canon

Bob the Tomato as Cavis Appythart - You know. The main guy. Cavis is a playwright who wants his legacy to be more than his turtle wax jingle - he wants to put on a show that teaches London to love! Gets carried away, burns down Milward's Uncles theatre in the process, you remember. You've watched it.

Dad Asparagus as Reverend Gilbert - The pastor of the church that's putting on the play that will showcase the famed Star. Has a son, Edmund, who's sickly, but tries to not let it show.

Archibald Asparagus as Arthur Hollingshead - Reporter for the London Post Gazette. Infodumps about historical decorative items at a moment's notice. Noticeably more British than others despite them all living in England.

Jerry Gourd as Constable Dwight - Police Officer who works at the station currently holding Charles Pincher. May or may not be related to that gourd starring opposite Effie Pickering in Appythart and Phelps's newest production

Non Canon

Petunia Rhubarb as Daphne Woodbridge - Another reporter for the London Post Gazette. Especially interested in who that other man in the rocket carriage was as the playwrights, Gilbert and Son flew into the theatre. She thinks it will be her big break. Perhaps...(Cavis voice)...her first big break?

Esther as Evelyn Clarke - Just a sweet young woman going caroling for the holidays. Attends the church Reverend Gilbert preaches at.

Francois Blueberry as Pierre Pickering - A french little blueberry boy who wants to be a famous playwright and director! Is hoping to apprentice for Cavis and maybe even work on the show with the famous Effie Pickering...for no particular reason...

[donk-tacular]

Cavis Appythart

[imbobthetomato]

“   my god ,   i thought you were someone to rely on .   ” (soc verse)

"I'm kinda indebted to Milward's Uncle, Ada." Cavis rolled his eyes. "I don't know what else I can do here."

[imbobthetomato]

"The last time I wanted something I burnt down a theatre." he sighed dramatically. "So I can't actually lend you anything, I'm still paying off Milward's uncle for repairs."

"be careful what you wish for." (to ada from cavis)

"Why? What's wrong with wantin' the fame and fortune of being a star Nine-pin bowler? I just need to borrow some money so I can play tonight."

[imbobthetomato]

Hey Cavis, you and Effie sure have been spending a lot of time together lately, what's up with that?

"Miss Pickering and I are enjoying the other's company." He smiled dreamily.

[imbobthetomato]

"Appythart." He corrected automatically. But suddenly, he became aware of what came out of his mouth moments earlier, and he began bashfully stuttering "I-I mean...I mean it! Of course! I could technically kiss anybody! But, uh...thank you. Is really....what I...yeah."

“I could kiss you right now!” to Effie from Cavis

"Oh, Mr. Apple Tart," Effie turned to hide the light blush coming to her cheeks, which may or may not have been noticeable due to all the other makeup she was wearing, "You should not say things you don't mean."

[imbobthetomato]

If Miss Pickering wasn’t around, is there anyone else in Victorian London you would romance?

"No one that comes to mind." Cavis shrugged. "I only have eyes for her."

[imbobthetomato]

hang on to your husbands, girls. - from Nezzer, your choice of verse

Cavis looked up from his clipboard, where he absolutely had not clipped Effie's headshot to the back, thank you very much. "I...uh...I beg pardon, sir?"

[imbobthetomato]

"i'll tell you all you need to know." (millward for cavis pls)

"I'm just not sure this show about Towers is going to be a hit." He admitted, before sighing, conceding, as Milward was his business partner and friend "But go ahead, give me the pitch."