#vaya-mernda

[eldritch-spouse]

Tristalis, weird set up you say? 👀

One of the weirdest.

It's a very impractical set of genitals by the standards of not just humans but many monsters as well. It's safe to say Tristalis hasn't had many opportunities to have proper sex, between his lackluster social life and a rather unique package.

Although the tip of his cock is flat, the edges of it are spongy and can flatten somewhat under pressure, they can even be flicked safely. That doesn't mean penetrative sex is easy the first few times, as you'll need to get adjusted to the extra length and Tristalis will have to come to terms with the fact that some of his shaft may just never get to be inside you. It's a struggle, but worth it when you manage to fit him.

Oral sex also isn't the most convenient, though he's more than happy to have you mouth at him however you please. In fact, there will likely be a lot of thigh fucking early on in your "relationship".

Tristalis will be a little self-conscious if you point out how bizarre you think his dick is, but it's not enough to deter him from getting you to touch it.

[moonshine-nightlight]

Are you working on a vacation!!!! ☹️ you owe us nothing. Stress less. Recover!!!! Only write if you’re craving it and you want to.

@vaya-mernda

lol, no working on vacation - but i do enjoy writing

and i lik to write in pretty places so i'd planned to go to some parks for an hour of writing etc while on my trip (technically i planned to have written all of chapter 25 before i left but that did not happen)

i had lots of fun with my friends and went to many cool places and did no work work of any kind which was lovely

home now and with my computer fixed, trying to recalibrate my update plan

[bastardcherub]

Mutual colour black (dunno if you follow my main though, but I’m guilty-pleasure- writings)

!!!! BITES YOU!!!! (I don’t follow Your main bc this is like. my nsfw blog shbdbdhfhd but it’s still ur blog so like. You’re still my mutual hehehhee)

[amoebaforce]

Uncovering my blogs like layers of my personality 😂

a nesting doll of blogs, if you will

but i'm so glad you're here!! :D

[butterbabyflapjack]

WIP w e d n e s d a y

Thanks for the tag @gaeadene! 💖💕 I've got something filthy cooking~

ʜᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ (ᴊᴏᴇʏ x ꜰ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x ꜰʀᴀɴᴋ)

Frank and Joey play with their food.

tagging: @athanasius-symposium-of-writings @shintin @l0sercat @vaya-mernda @guilty-pleasure-writings @languidcryptid @chromeedwardian @flaggermuser @possumteeths @brimbrimbrimbrim @apraxvalith @whimsyvixen

[eruden-archives]

The All Hearts Festival - Valentines 2023

Building a story from Valentines asks.

Tumblr user vaya-mernda asked: An actual body guard fic 😂 even if it’s just the meeting of the pair. Who are decidedly ready to NOT get along. With some low key sexual tension.

anon asked for a single bed trope. Bodyguard x Ward Demi-Eldritch x Human Age Gap (10ish years) 8 of 8 chapters Complete *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

📚 Read on Tumblr

💟 Part 1 💟 Part 2 💟 Part 3 💟 Part 4 💟 💟 Part 5 💟 Part 6 💟 Part 7 💟 Part 8 💟

🎨Supplemental Art

Athethran Bound

Available in ebook on Amazon!

If you like my content, please consider supporting me on: 

*:･ﾟ✧ Patreon or  Ko-Fi *:･ﾟ✧

[vaya-writes]

I shall give ye moar

☁️🪐🌸🧩

☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username?

God it’s been like 10 years. But tumblr is where I first started using this pseud. I was into edgy names n stuff back when I was, like 14. So vaya was from a list of demonic names I found online. (A demon of wind and death? Who knows that’s all I remember). And mernda is just a niche name that runs in my family.

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

- I’ve started playing DnD again. The group seems consistent and I’m enjoying myself.

- My roster is excellent. I’m working 6 days a fortnight, and 4 of them get me weekend rates.

-TMI but I’ve had some really good sex recently? Consistently? Normally it’s not that consistently good 🤷‍♀️ (lol, sorry just thinking about what’s new in my relationship)

🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them

Oh my god you don’t know what you’ve unleashed. Yes. I have an Australian cattle dog. He is three this month. Please meet Fire Lord Zuko:

I love him so much and have a ridiculous amount of photos of him in my camera roll.

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

Most errors need to be consistent and combined with other things to make me click away with any speed.

But I suppose I don’t really give fics that have been fed directly into a translator any chance. If somebody put time and effort into translating it correctly I’d be lenient, but it’s really hard for me to get into poorly translated fics.

Thank you again so much!!! I enjoyed the excuse to talk about myself but mostly just to share dog pics. (It was so hard to choose just 3)

[ajarofpickledtears]

@queer-world-666 @basingamer @calamitaswrath @squided @gend3rbend3r @ovsilenceandblack @yes-you-are-just-as-sane-as-i-am @adbgirl @aurora1040 @foxytonic @morgue-ratt @vaya-mernda @catchandelier

After seeing a question on Reddit about Germans and foldable rulers, I need to know how everyone feels about them.

The ask implied, that foldable rulers are not super common to use or own outside of Germany, and now I am wondering about exact demographics and why. Pls spread and add your country in the tags if you want. I can not imagine owning a tool box without one of these. And no, I am not talking about measuring tape, I specifically mean these foldable rulers. They also exist with cm + inch measurements.

EDIT: I specifically mean the item from the image. A long ruler, 1-3m long, can have inch + cm, or just cm measurememts, and it may be called a folding ruler or folding rule. The reddit post called it a foldable ruler however, hence I used this term.

[eldritch-spouse]

Hear me out. Lemoana making home movie porn with her friends for fun. Just for them.

As if she doesn't already!

To you, it might probably come across as something scnadalous, but to Lemoana, it's just a series of good memories captured on video. Like that one time you went to a park with your friends and took pictures because you were all having a good time? Yeah, videos of Lemoana going down on her friends and making them orgasm is basically the same to her.

She's even making conversation (when her mouth isn't busy) and doing silly things to get them to laugh.

It's really nothing like her professionals sets, amateurish and wholesome and full of genuine affection for the people she considers close to her.

Of course, with you, she'd like to do much longer videos. Her demeanor then is different, the expressions on her face and the noises the succubus makes translating that she truly lusts for you, that this is as lewd and precious to her as it truly gets.

[moonshine-nightlight]

NotDale 85 😇

@vaya-mernda

thanks! :D

Actual Word Count: 90

“Father,” Breighton’s voice cuts through the tense silence, her hand landing on Grandfather’s shoulder.

[amoebaforce]

10/10 on that new chapter by the way! Spent the past two days binging a reread and thoroughly enjoying myself.

Thank you friend! I saw your comments and all of them had me blushing and kicking my feet fr ☺️

[butterbabyflapjack]

W I P w e d n e s d a y

Thankyou @gaeadene for tagging me! 🖤 Here's some horny Ghostface garbage.

“Do you always look so scared when someone tells you their name?” he wonders; voice hushed, just for you. And he chuckles when you still don’t respond. When you can’t. Leaning in to where you’re helpless to escape him, an uncomfortable heat shivering down your spine as you hear him breathe you in, heating up your thoughts with his nearness, carving out and stealing things you didn’t think a person could take, and yet he’s taking them. “It’s cute and all,” he breathes, “but...”  Angling the exposed, lower-half of his sculpted face still nearer to yours, his lips brush so close against your own; a whisper that’s not quite a kiss. The cool, white plastic of his tugged-up mask grazing the bridge of your nose, your cheek. When he smiles you can practically feel it. "Well, shit, baby…” breathes his devil’s smirk, endlessly amused by your reactions. “I don’t even have my knife out yet…”

tagging with no pressure! @athanasius-symposium-of-writings @shintin @l0sercat @vaya-mernda @guilty-pleasure-writings @languidcryptid @chromeedwardian @flaggermuser @possumteeths @brimbrimbrimbrim

[eldritch-spouse]

*Me filming patches*

Good boy. Now take off your head. Put it there. You’re going to cum on your face.

*Hits send to his group chat*

Two people have downloaded this video onto their phones, you can very easily guess those are Grimbly and Gallon.

Morell puts the group chat on mute for the whole day afterwards. That's enough for today, he reckons.

Nebul watches the video in full, he wants to see if a little human can be half the dom he is. Then again, it's far too easy to break Patches, he's not the trial that should reveal your prowess.

Fank-e pins the video. He would upload it, but he cannot, as it'll earn him a crushing from Krulu. It's stored in his databases, and he can play it over and over and over around Patches.

Belo is typing a manifesto directed at both you and Patches, trying to shame you into being more conservative with your depravity, and that Lord Krulu is very heavily disappointed (Krulu does not give half a fuck). He calls for the video to be removed.

Santi has added several reactions to the video, likely some variation of "💦/🥵/😈/❤️‍🔥". If he doesn't comment, it's because he can tell this is very recent and he's heading over immediately. If he comments, then he's asking to be involved next time or if you can personally make him cum on his own face.

Vinnel is disappointed in your lack of creativity. You could have at least stabbed him with something, he's pathetic enough to practically beg for it anyway. The only reason Patches doesn't get bullied to oblivion is because Vinnel knows he would just jizz his pants continuously.

Sybastian is cackling loud enough to probably alert the garden anomalies. You get a pat on the head the next time he sees you, that was very funny of you.

Krulu doesn't blink an eye. His workers are always up to degenerate shenanigans, he could simply manifest his attention through the walls if he wanted to witness it.

[vincent-sinclair-deserved-better]

the lack of proper purple hair is a tragedy

and no grey eyes x_x

@myers-meadow @devil-doll13 @vaya-mernda

Here!!!💗 I saw it on Twitter🤭

"Would u guys buy me if i was a keychain?"

tagging: @oyatochie @haroksan @fanfictionsworld @devotedlyluckyarbiter @wintersoldier-barnes @sleepy-meep @zetsubobu @escha-evenstar @karamatsuboy-aj @ghostiidasponk @ohiko-artsworld @deerla-charming and anyone who wants to try it!!💗💗💗

[lilkrissmuffet]

So like that story was emotionally draining for me. Don’t get me wrong I was transfixed! Got super invested. I especially loved how much you could see your writing improving as you went on. I loved your informal voice and method of story telling. It was cool how fluently you were able to jump from shoulder to shoulder with the POV. The ending just gave me the sads 😂 like it was a just ending and thematically suited well. I just wasn’t ready for the fun with living strade to end. You absolutely made me tear up. Also your guro was depraved - absolutely amazing and creative and I look forward to reading more of your work once I’ve recovered 😂💕

Omg again, thank you so much for loving and supporting my work, it means the world!! ❤ I realize that the ending is a bit of a sudden one-two gutpunch (pretty sure I almost cried writing it lol) but I really wanted to wrap it up on a tragic, bittersweet, and yes weirdly ROMANTIC note, so I do hope I achieved that!! 😅

I am very much a self-taught writer, it's been a passion of mine since I was little so it makes me happy to hear that you've actually noticed me improving over time :) I've also never written gore before this story so I'm always surprised how well people say I described it lol

I'd love to hear what you think of my other works hehe 😏 (like you said, once you've recovered!!) But this is kind of a long-winded response so I just wanna say thanks again for reading and I super appreciate the feedback 💕💕

[amoebaforce]

10 fandoms, 10 characters

another tag game! thanks to @bisquicklite for tagging me c:

Final Fantasy XIV: Emet-Selch

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Rohan Kishibe

Columbo: Lt. Columbo himself, of course

Hunter x Hunter: Killua Zoldyck

A Court of Thorns and Roses: Feyre Archeron

The Song of Achilles: Patroclus

Phantom of the Opera: Christine Daae

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Quark

Lord of the Rings: Aragorn

American Gods: Mr. Wednesday

i must admit, it was a little challenging to think of 10 pieces of media whose fandoms i GENUINELY participate in, but a fun exercise nonetheless!

tagging @friendofpossum @sunbeasts @angelltheninth and @vaya-mernda because i'm curious what fandoms you might pick :)