#vaya-mernda

[eldritch-spouse]

Tristalis, weird set up you say? 👀

One of the weirdest.

It's a very impractical set of genitals by the standards of not just humans but many monsters as well. It's safe to say Tristalis hasn't had many opportunities to have proper sex, between his lackluster social life and a rather unique package.

Although the tip of his cock is flat, the edges of it are spongy and can flatten somewhat under pressure, they can even be flicked safely. That doesn't mean penetrative sex is easy the first few times, as you'll need to get adjusted to the extra length and Tristalis will have to come to terms with the fact that some of his shaft may just never get to be inside you. It's a struggle, but worth it when you manage to fit him.

Oral sex also isn't the most convenient, though he's more than happy to have you mouth at him however you please. In fact, there will likely be a lot of thigh fucking early on in your "relationship".

Tristalis will be a little self-conscious if you point out how bizarre you think his dick is, but it's not enough to deter him from getting you to touch it.

[all-purpose-dish-soap]

I feel bad bringing this up because this is my first time visiting your blog (about to indulge in your masterlist though) but is there a reason you write exclusively in small text?

It possibly hasn’t occurred to you, but it’s a bit harder and/or more painful to read (particularly for anyone with visual impairments or who just plain ole need glasses).

Please ignore if this has been answered before or is a bother. Just thought I’d bring it to your attention.

no bother at all! you're right, honestly. the main reason is stylistic--the small text plus the "x / y / z" headers i use are there to make my posts uniform + recognizable in the wild. at least that was the intention when i was starting out. i also kind of liked that it put more text on the screen at a time.

i can see the need to replace it, though. i appreciate you bringing this to my attention!

[moonshine-nightlight]

Are you working on a vacation!!!! ☹️ you owe us nothing. Stress less. Recover!!!! Only write if you’re craving it and you want to.

@vaya-mernda

lol, no working on vacation - but i do enjoy writing

and i lik to write in pretty places so i'd planned to go to some parks for an hour of writing etc while on my trip (technically i planned to have written all of chapter 25 before i left but that did not happen)

i had lots of fun with my friends and went to many cool places and did no work work of any kind which was lovely

home now and with my computer fixed, trying to recalibrate my update plan

[bastardcherub]

Mutual colour black (dunno if you follow my main though, but I’m guilty-pleasure- writings)

!!!! BITES YOU!!!! (I don’t follow Your main bc this is like. my nsfw blog shbdbdhfhd but it’s still ur blog so like. You’re still my mutual hehehhee)

[amoebaforce]

Uncovering my blogs like layers of my personality 😂

a nesting doll of blogs, if you will

but i'm so glad you're here!! :D

[butterbabyflapjack]

WIP w e d n e s d a y

Thanks for the tag @gaeadene! 💖💕 I've got something filthy cooking~

ʜᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ (ᴊᴏᴇʏ x ꜰ!ʀᴇᴀᴅ���ʀ x ꜰʀᴀɴ��)

Frank and Joey play with their food.

tagging: @athanasius-symposium-of-writings @shintin @l0sercat @vaya-mernda @guilty-pleasure-writings @languidcryptid @chromeedwardian @flaggermuser @possumteeths @brimbrimbrimbrim @apraxvalith @whimsyvixen

[eruden-archives]

The All Hearts Festival - Valentines 2023

Building a story from Valentines asks.

Tumblr user vaya-mernda asked: An actual body guard fic 😂 even if it’s just the meeting of the pair. Who are decidedly ready to NOT get along. With some low key sexual tension.

anon asked for a single bed trope. Bodyguard x Ward Demi-Eldritch x Human Age Gap (10ish years) 8 of 8 chapters Complete *:･���✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

📚 Read on Tumblr

💟 Part 1 💟 Part 2 💟 Part 3 💟 Part 4 💟 💟 Part 5 💟 Part 6 💟 Part 7 💟 Part 8 💟

🎨Supplemental Art

Athethran Bound

Available in ebook on Amazon!

If you like my content, please consider supporting me on: 

*:･ﾟ✧ Patreon or  Ko-Fi *:･ﾟ✧

[vaya-writes]

I shall give ye moar

☁️🪐🌸🧩

☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username?

God it’s been like 10 years. But tumblr is where I first started using this pseud. I was into edgy names n stuff back when I was, like 14. So vaya was from a list of demonic names I found online. (A demon of wind and death? Who knows that’s all I remember). And mernda is just a niche name that runs in my family.

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

- I’ve started playing DnD again. The group seems consistent and I’m enjoying myself.

- My roster is excellent. I’m working 6 days a fortnight, and 4 of them get me weekend rates.

-TMI but I’ve had some really good sex recently? Consistently? Normally it’s not that consistently good 🤷‍♀️ (lol, sorry just thinking about what’s new in my relationship)

🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them

Oh my god you don’t know what you’ve unleashed. Yes. I have an Australian cattle dog. He is three this month. Please meet Fire Lord Zuko:

I love him so much and have a ridiculous amount of photos of him in my camera roll.

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

Most errors need to be consistent and combined with other things to make me click away with any speed.

But I suppose I don’t really give fics that have been fed directly into a translator any chance. If somebody put time and effort into translating it correctly I’d be lenient, but it’s really hard for me to get into poorly translated fics.

Thank you again so much!!! I enjoyed the excuse to talk about myself but mostly just to share dog pics. (It was so hard to choose just 3)

[wermoewe]

Uhh... So this is kinda the first tag game I really participate in...

No pressure, but if you like to participate: @samwisegamgeeee @vaya-mernda

✨Tag game!✨

Make a holiday icon for yourself using this picrew, and take this quiz and tell me your result!

I'll start:

No pressure tags: @glossysoap @gazs-blue-hat @writeforfandoms @gemmahale @syoddeye

[eldritch-spouse]

It finally happened. Alas another follower of yours has dreamt of your characters.

I dreamt that I’d freshly arrived in the rings and started dating Livius. It wasn’t quite “you are my queen” level more like him scoping me out to see if he liked me enough for that level.

With like an ice cream date and sitting on a bench at the beach and sharing cute little thigh touches without going much further. Wild.

Vorticia was eating somebody in the background of the ice cream date, and I think there was another icon around that I narrowly missed meeting/dating.

At the ice cream shop I had to specify which ring I wanted my food from since the lust ring ice cream was obviously laced with aphrodisiacs 😂

The most intense ice cream date of your life, I'd imagine.

You have the beautiful scenery of Vorticia rending people to shreds because her lunch is late, some other royal suitor trying to weasel into the date as an unwanted third wheel...

And finally, Livius staring at you like this every time you turn away.

[moonshine-nightlight]

NotDale 85 😇

@vaya-mernda

thanks! :D

Actual Word Count: 90

“Father,” Breighton’s voice cuts through the tense silence, her hand landing on Grandfather’s shoulder.

[amoebaforce]

10/10 on that new chapter by the way! Spent the past two days binging a reread and thoroughly enjoying myself.

Thank you friend! I saw your comments and all of them had me blushing and kicking my feet fr ☺️

[butterbabyflapjack]

crimson: rose vines, blood, apples, velvet, sharp nails, galaxies, dripping jewelry. your essence is crimson: you are the strong, defiant and avoidant. you crave some sort of deviation; to walk in another's footsteps feels mundane, a waste of your time. you are possessive and never look back at the things you've lost or forgotten. you are the rebel. you are the one who will change the world. you find kinship in like-minded individuals of red, blush, garnet, and bronze, who share your impassioned existence. you are also drawn to the confident souls royal and gold, who will help you grow and show that not everyone seeks to break you. however, you may struggle to get along with the slow-acting personalities of navy and umber who never seem assertive about anything.

thanks for tagging me @flaggermuser! no pressure tagging if you wanna ❣️ @shintin @h-cake @whimsyvixen @notreallyablogger @capriciousfury @l0sercat @gaeadene @athanasius-symposium-of-writings @pretty-possum @temporis-oblitum @thegothicfox @urfavsunkissedleo @luxiditea @vaya-mernda @crappycrapolice @theredofoctober

Aura and moodboard tag game

Thank you both for tagging me @venus-haze mwah mwah mwah <3

Rules: Take this quiz & make a moodboard with your results

Rose: lace, blown kisses, milk tea, paper fans, pillows, ballet slippers, fairy wings. your essence is rose: you are the young at heart, the gentle. you cherish existing without pretense; the future seems unsteady, so instead you reminiscence about the past and live in the present. it is hard for you to grow because you feel you have already bloomed. you are the youthful. you are the dove. you find kinship in like-minded individuals of pink, magenta, pearl, and lavender, who share your idealism. you are also drawn to the practical ivory and beige, who will help you grow and show you that you can accomplish by yourself. however, you may struggle to get along with the focused personalities of sage and cream who don't watch out for you.

Tagging with no stress: @dravenxivuk, @butterbabyflapjack, @blindmagdalena, @raccoonspooky, @chromeedwardian

Feel free to tag me if you take part

[butterbabyflapjack]

W I P w e d n e s d a y

Thankyou @gaeadene for tagging me! 🖤 Here's some horny Ghostface garbage.

“Do you always look so scared when someone tells you their name?” he wonders; voice hushed, just for you. And he chuckles when you still don’t respond. When you can’t. Leaning in to where you’re helpless to escape him, an uncomfortable heat shivering down your spine as you hear him breathe you in, heating up your thoughts with his nearness, carving out and stealing things you didn’t think a person could take, and yet he’s taking them. “It’s cute and all,” he breathes, “but...”  Angling the exposed, lower-half of his sculpted face still nearer to yours, his lips brush so close against your own; a whisper that’s not quite a kiss. The cool, white plastic of his tugged-up mask grazing the bridge of your nose, your cheek. When he smiles you can practically feel it. "Well, shit, baby…” breathes his devil’s smirk, endlessly amused by your reactions. “I don’t even have my knife out yet…”

tagging with no pressure! @athanasius-symposium-of-writings @shintin @l0sercat @vaya-mernda @guilty-pleasure-writings @languidcryptid @chromeedwardian @flaggermuser @possumteeths @brimbrimbrimbrim

[lilkrissmuffet]

So like that story was emotionally draining for me. Don’t get me wrong I was transfixed! Got super invested. I especially loved how much you could see your writing improving as you went on. I loved your informal voice and method of story telling. It was cool how fluently you were able to jump from shoulder to shoulder with the POV. The ending just gave me the sads 😂 like it was a just ending and thematically suited well. I just wasn’t ready for the fun with living strade to end. You absolutely made me tear up. Also your guro was depraved - absolutely amazing and creative and I look forward to reading more of your work once I’ve recovered 😂💕

Omg again, thank you so much for loving and supporting my work, it means the world!! ❤ I realize that the ending is a bit of a sudden one-two gutpunch (pretty sure I almost cried writing it lol) but I really wanted to wrap it up on a tragic, bittersweet, and yes weirdly ROMANTIC note, so I do hope I achieved that!! 😅

I am very much a self-taught writer, it's been a passion of mine since I was little so it makes me happy to hear that you've actually noticed me improving over time :) I've also never written gore before this story so I'm always surprised how well people say I described it lol

I'd love to hear what you think of my other works hehe 😏 (like you said, once you've recovered!!) But this is kind of a long-winded response so I just wanna say thanks again for reading and I super appreciate the feedback 💕💕

[eruden-writes]

This is from my official youtube list, but I usually just hop around so I haven't listened to some of these recently. lol

My Chemical Romance - Na Na Na

Billie Eilish - all the good girls go to hell

FNAF SISTER LOCATION Song by JT Music - "Join Us For A Bite" [SFM]

Trixie Mattel - Video Games

Color - Halsey

Scene Queen x Set It Off - Barbie & Ken

ADDICT (Music Video) - HAZBIN HOTEL

Sweet Tooth - Scott Helmen

Monster - Frozen the Broadway Musical

Holiday / Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

Honorable mentions, since I know I've been listening to them a lot:

Hayloft 1 & 2 - Mother Mother

Unholy - Sam Smith ft Kim Petras

Rasputin - Boney M (or the annapantsu cover)

Hey, I don't work here - Tom Cardy

@vaya-mernda @moonshine-nightlight @handinclawedhand @marbles-everywhere @ironmentalitychaos

Okay, I don't know who else to tag and I got to go pick up my kid.

10 songs, 10 people tag

Thanks to @dogmomwrites and @cljordan-imperium for the tags, and sorry the first one has been so long!

Rules: put your library on shuffle and post the first ten songs. Then tag 10 people

Dead man's party - Oingo Boingo

Ballroom Blitz - Sweet

Defeating a devil a day - YOHIO

Nightmare - Palaye Royale

6 count swing - This Way to the Egress

The edge - Panicland

Fields of gold - Sting

The haunted phonograph - thoushaltnot

Tiny dancer - Elton John

Dear fellow traveller - Sea Wolf

Tagging: @perasperaadastrawriting , @pluttskutt , @on-noon , @chuuyas-beloved , @lakeside-paradise , @lexiklecksi , @sergeantnarwhalwrites , @writingpotato07 , @careful-pyromancer and @traveler-of-realms