#vampy has returned from war

[thetypingpup]

*knock knock* anyone home? 😁

VAMPY IS THAT YOU?

VAMPY OMFG HOW ARE YOU HOW HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEN?

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GOOD MORNINGGGG

how do you think the rest of the DOA members would be like vampies? :3

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GOOD MORNING!! Sorry that this is so late, my professor assigned some super hard assignments smh🙏 I honestly find it very interesting to think about the bsd characters in some vampire au so ty for this ask:3

I don’t normally write for Fukuchi but because this is just a small blurb I figured why not! Bram is also different from the others, as his doesn’t take place in an au and instead takes place in canon. Everyone else’s takes place in an au where their vampirism has a completely different set of rules from Bram’s!! You won’t become mindless if they bite you ty

I feel like Fukuchi has the most control out of any of them? He doesn’t really bite you often because he feels like it’s immoral. He’s already committing enough immoral crimes that completely go against everything him and his image stand for. He’s a war hero after all, why would he want to hurt more people than he already has to, especially when hurting you isn’t even going to save anyone. The only real exception would be if he was quite literally starving, and if you’re in poor health? Forget it. He’s never biting you. He would never bite you recreationally, it would only be if he was hiding from another organization and hadn’t eaten in multiple days.

If he were to bite you though, it wouldn’t be very different. He is a man with a lot of willpower and control. He’s able to control himself better than anyone else on this list, in all honesty. He’ll drink the amount he needs to be sustained, then he’s finished. No more no less.

He would enjoy eating nice meals, like perfectly cooked steak, or other things similar. He wouldn’t be very fond of roadkill, because he has the funds to eat at 5 star restaurants pretty much every day. Why eat things he sees on the side of the road?

Bram is similar in the sense that he has self control. He’s aware of the fact that if he were to bite you, you’d be subjected to becoming nothing more than a mindless, blood sucking creature. That isn’t what he wants from you. He wants to be with you for the rest of his days, even if he knows it isn’t realistic because you’re merely human. He’ll try to simply come to terms with the fact he won’t have you for very long, but it’ll only take him maybe 4 months after he’s gotten his body back for him to go on the hunt for something that can make him human, or safely turn you into a vampire. He’s aware of the page because of Fukuchi, and it’s his number one goal to get a hold of it now. He’d prefer to get it by teaming up with whoever is in possession of it, but if that doesn’t work out, he isn’t afraid to take a more villainous approach. Anything to keep you.

In terms of biting you, he never has because he knows what will happen. But oh god has he fantasized about it. It’s all he thinks about. You’d look so pretty with his fangs in your neck.

He didn’t really eat much before he got his body, only being fed whenever Fukuchi had someone he wanted turned, but that didn’t happen much until the vampirism outbreak. Now that he’s gotten his body back, he doesn’t bite people as one, he would feel unfaithful to you, even if nothing became of it and it was purely for feeding. He also wants to make a conscious effort to be good for Aya’s sake. He eats food you make for him. He doesn’t really like going out in public often, so he allows you to cook for him. You’ve made plenty of meals with blood in them, like animals, but you’ve also introduced him to other types of food, and even if they serve him no nutritional value, he finds them delicious.

Fyodor would love to bite you. If you’re just another pawn on his comically large chess board, then he’ll drink your blood with no real intent of giving you anything in return. Sure, he’ll toss you a rag, but you have to clean yourself off! He’s so horrible. If he cares about you, however, he is strangely tender. He has a sense of self control, but sometimes he gets so desperate for your blood he can’t help himself! He’ll hold you down and nibble into your shoulder. He likes biting your shoulder a strange amount. He can’t explain it, it’s just a nice, convenient spot to bite. This is why he loves it when you wear tops with thin or no straps. Makes for east access! Also let’s not forget that this man is anemic. He’d like to bite you to help get his iron levels up, so at least him constantly asking for you to let him bite you has some practical use? If you say no to him biting you, he’ll respect it. He cares about you, he wouldn’t do anything against your will. You’re the light of his life, after all. You’re perfection, therefore, what you say goes.

Whenever Fyodor does bite you, he’s quite literally on top of you, straddling you. He likes the power it gives him, even if in your opinion, he looks rather pathetic biting you while literally straddling you and trembling from how good you taste. He also likes to bite you from the back sometimes. He’ll walk up behind you, hugging you and swaying from side to side before grazing his fangs over your shoulder, awaiting your permission. He is capable of pacing himself, but if he begins ti notice you're getting dizzy more frequently, or you're getting woozy while he's biting you, he'll stop and clean up your bite, wordlessly cleaning you up and cuddling you.

He also likes to eat fine dining. Nothing can quite compare to the taste of your blood, but there are some fair substitutes. He will drink your blood whenever the opportunity presents itself, but he'll also take the two of you out to a nice restaurant and let you order whatevee you please, while he'll order something simple and bloody.

Nikolai is certainly the most strange when it comes to his behaviors. When he bites you he’ll take the blood left over and wipe it on your cheek or something weird like that😭 he also likes biting you in weird places because he finds it funny?? Like he’ll nibble on your fingertips and shit just for funzies?? Similarly to Fyodor, he would bite you whenever given permission. He doesn’t try to limit himself, if you give him permission, why stop? He’d treat you like fine dining. You’re sweet and yummy and Nikolai can’t get enough of it! If you were to tell him no, say that you don’t want him to bite you, he’d roll his eyes playfully but agree. He obviously wouldn’t want you to leave him because he bit you without asking! Then he wouldn’t be able to drink your yummy blood anymore. He also does care about what you have to say, even if he doesn’t admit it because he feels like it makes him seem less free.

As I said earlier, he likes biting weird obscure places, like your fingertips. He’ll lean down like a gentleman and kiss the top of your hand, slowly trailing down and kissing your knuckles, then your fingertips, before finally nibbling your finger tips. As he kisses you he places him hands on your stomach to press you down onto the nearest couch or bed, so you’ll be sitting up comfortably while he leans ahead of you. He also likes biting places like your collarbones, arms, etc. as much as he likes biting in weird obscure places, the neck is nice too. It’s simple, but affective.

He pretty much only drinks your blood..he’ll go a few days without eating (luckily vampires can last sufficiently longer without food that normal humans can), so once you’ve rebuilt your energy he can drink your blood again. Rinse and repeat that process over and over again, and you’ve got Nikolai’s eating habits. He’s also a messy eater..there will be blood pretty much dripping from wherever he bit you when he’s done so he can wipe it on your face or body.

We’ve already talked about Sigma a fair amount, but I’m down to cover the basics. He loves to bite you, in fact nothing can quite compare. He’ll bite you and once he’s done he has this appreciative look on his face. He loves that you’re willing to let him bite you, but he also feels bad. He tends to space out when he bites you, and he prefers biting you in places that have more fat so it hurts less. He’s already a thigh guy but he especially loves biting you there.. your neck is also a good spot to bite though. It’s a little more painful for you, though, so he tends to not bite you there often.

When he’s finished biting you he’ll just lick up the blood, and get a towel. If you’re too tired he’ll just set you down and take a bath with you, bandaging up wherever he bit you. If you’re not, he’ll treat you real good to make up for it. He may love biting you, but somehow, seeing how you’re attached to him at the hip, clinging onto him for the rest of the day is even more satisfying. He finds it cute.

He loves eating stuff you make for him and stuff from nice restaurants, and despite the fact nothing can quite compare to you, he knows he can’t realistically drink your blood every day. You’d get sick, and not to mention it would cause a lot of swelling and bruising. He’d rather space it out.

I was tempted to make this sufficiently more nsfw, but I decided to refrain from anything sexual outside of biting as I didn’t wanna deviate from the original prompt too much..

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

‘Sup guys, the person I was watching Grimm with is out of town, so I can’t watch the last season at the moment. However, it’s still kind of eating my brain, so y’all get a ramble:

So like, here’s the thing about Sean Renard’s actions in like the second half of season 5...they just feel off to me. Like, this guy arranged for a goddamn royal to be assassinated because said royal did the show’s equivalent of touching a hair on Nick’s head. And to be perfectly honest, I really think it would have actually been to Sean’s benefit to have Eric alive because that’s when shit really started to hit the fan.

And also like... if the guy wanted power... the throne’s right fucking there?? Dude’s a literal royal bastard and has already proven himself willing to deal with his “family” when necessary (at some point, they have to run out of legitimate heirs), but no, he’s quite content to be police captain. A police captain with a pet Grimm- like JFC he goes out of his goddamn way to have Nick more or less trust him for literal years and he’s clearly invested in Nick A) sticking around, B) being on his side, and C) being a Grimm.

Then season 5 hits, and don’t get me wrong, Sean’s a shady bastard. If there had been a clear build-up to him being Black Claw from the get-go, I would have bought it and been A-OK with it. But the whole set-up really seemed like him going, “Someone set me up to do their dirty work, so I’m going to dig a little deeper and find out what they’re up to” and then getting WAY in over his head. And then I guess feeling like he had to double down?? Because he felt his people were in danger?? (”Sean Renard doesn’t take sides” YOU’RE RIGHT BUT HE DOES HAVE PEOPLE AND YOU ARE ONE OF THEM *cue me ugly crying over that*)

IDK, I feel like if they actually wanted him to be a/the villain, the season finale wouldn’t have essentially been a return to the status quo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

13 notes - Posted June 8, 2022

#4

A Successful Resurrection (Allegedly)

Summary: Verde is a necromancer (allegedly; he has the degree but has never managed to actually resurrect anybody), and Skull should be dead. It's been months since Verde attempted to resurrect Skull, and a belated resurrection has never been heard of. Yet, Skull is somehow dripping dirt across Verde's floors and eating his cereal.

Verde is… confused.

“Wow, you have like, nothing to eat. When was the last time you went grocery shopping?”

Skull de Mort… should be dead. None of Verde’s attempts at necromantic resurrection have succeeded in bringing even a zombie or skeleton minion to life, much less a fully resurrected, walking, talking person. Nevermind the fact that it’s been months since he made the attempt, and a belated resurrection has never been heard of.

Ao3

Though, Verde pushes his glasses up his nose, this could be his chance to get published, assuming he can replicate the feat or at least definitively prove it happened.

Skull closes the fridge with a loud sigh and proceeds to rifle through Verde’s cupboards. A shower of dirt falls from his outlandishly purple hair as he tilts his head back and stands up on tip-toes to see. “Honestly man, there’s no way you can live like this. Necromancer means raiser of the dead, not secretly dead.” Another small shower of dirt- Verde twitches- as Skull tilts his head to the side. “Are you like a vampire? A vampire necromancer? Because that would be super cool.”

He pulls a box of cereal from the cupboard and starts eating straight from the box with his dirt covered hand. Verde will throw the entire box away the millisecond Skull’s done. There are so many potential contaminants in his house right now, including Skull. “Why,” he asks for the second time since Skull showed up on his doorstep aggressively ringing the doorbell, “are you here exactly?”

“Oh! Right!” Skull sets the cereal box down on the island and munches on what’s in his hand for a moment. “So like, digging your way out of six feet of dirt plus a partially decomposed coffin sucks right? Also, I’m mildly insulted that you couldn’t bury me in something more expensive then just plywood.”

“I did not bury you, nor was the coffin made of plywood,” Verde says. He tries to casually take the cereal box, but Skull grabs it again.

“Right…” Skull looks him up and down a bit dubiously, which Verde supposes is fair. “Anyway, when I got out, I figured there was really only one or two explanations for why I was presumably dead and buried and now suddenly alive and personally unburied. Judging by the distinct lack of desire for brains, I concluded it must have been necromancy.”

There are so many logical fallacies in that statement, Verde isn’t quite sure where to begin unpacking it. The cereal box once more evades his attempts.

“So I looked up local necromancers, and low and behold, you’re the only one in town!” Skull beams and holds his arms out like he’s presenting something. Verde takes the opportunity to throw the cereal box in the trash. Skull blinks. “Whatcha do that for? It’s perfectly good cereal.”

“Not after you put your grubby hands in it. No. Do not dig it out of the trash.” Verde smacks the hand that had begun to reach down. “You,” he says, pointing a finger in Skull’s face, “will go upstairs, third door on the left, and take a shower. I will lend you some clean clothes, burn the ones you are currently wearing, and then we will both go shopping for groceries and clothing for you.”

The grin that spreads across Skull’s face can only be described as ‘sly’. “Aw, so you do care, Mr. Necromancer sir.”

“That’s Dr. Necromancer sir to you,” Verde pushes his glasses up his nose again. “And you are my ticket to being published in several necromantic science journals. It is only logical I keep you in acceptable condition while I investigate the cause of your belated resurrection.”

“Wait a minute! Belated?!”

“Yes, yes, it has been months since I attempted to resurrect you, Mr. De Mort. Now, please, shower before you continue to spread contamination throughout my house. I have several delicate experiments that may have adverse reactions to graveyard dirt.”

Skull gulps and looks rather a bit paler under all the dirt and grime, but he shuffles off to take a shower without any more complaint. Verde takes it as a win.

He turns and faces the mess in his kitchen with a sigh. Perhaps he should hire a maid.

14 notes - Posted October 19, 2022

#3

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17 notes - Posted May 6, 2022

#2

This week I learned that there are mummies hanging on the walls of the Palermo catacombs, and ngl, I kind of want to make it Squalo's problem. Just Xanxus dragging him down there because "It's a shortcut" or something and not entirely understanding why Squalo's so freaked out about it. Or maybe it was on purpose and he's enjoying how freaked out Squalo is

18 notes - Posted September 5, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Bram Stoker really did know just enough about how Southerners speak to get Quincey into the ballpark, but also had literally no actual idea about the subject at the same time. And tbh, I’m not sure what’s more disconcerting: The fact it’s not quite right or the fact the South has sounded like that for over a 100 years

53 notes - Posted May 24, 2022

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Could I get a ship with the bad batch please (if you are still doing them😉)?

I'm 5'10" pale with freckles, pretty skinny but decently muscular with a nice waist, green eyes with a blonde short under-cut. I have a crap load of piercings to include 1/2 inch gauges (which I shouldn't have but eh) and a septum piercing. I have my entire chest and part of my breasts tattooed and one of my arms has a full sleeve tattoo. I'm norse pagan too (ironically very similar to Mando religion). I also grew up in a very rural area so I have somewhat of a thick accent at times.

I'm Afab but go by any pronouns. I'm actually in the real life military and have been in for a few years in a tech related job. When I'm not at work I like to go to the range and work on the old sports car I have (there's illegal races in town my friends and I sometimes go watch at night too). I occasionally do paint and dabble in some wood working. I'm also a fantastic cook! I really like good coffee and I'm to the point where I can be in a military vehicle have one hand on a coffee cup and the other securing my weapon and holding myself in place lol.

I rode horses when I was a kid competitively and also swam competitively. I kinda have a very goth vampy style but with western influence so like goth cowgirl or comfy goth on days I'm being lazy. I tend to be very mother bear around other people I work with or hangout with. If anyone needs any extra stuff I tend to always have extra on missions. I also do sometimes have a pretty nasty limp from an injury years ago that tends to be kinda on and off it doesn't really bother me much anymore but it still looks kinda bad if you don't know the background on it lol. That being said I really hate being perceived as weak in anyway its dumb but I don't want to be that person that slows everyone else up and tend to be a bit extra because of it. I have even lifted guys about double my weight before bc of that. I also have a few interesting nicknames that are definitely unique even by military standards (to include arsonist, masochist ect). LOT of interesting story's about how I got those.

Anyway thank you so much have great day!! :)

I ship you with...

Crosshair!

You and Crosshair meet at one of those car races; he just wanted to get away from all the battles and spend some time alone, but then he sees you. The first thing that catches his eye is your tattoos. Having a tattoo himself, he knows full well that they can be relatively painful. When he sees how many you have, he instantly admires your tolerance for pain. It’s an odd thing to admire, he muses, but it’s something the two of you can relate to each other over. You notice him staring and ask him about it; he inquires about your tattoos. Your conversation drifts towards the war, swapping stories and generally having a good time.

The two of you end up hanging out more often, initially seeing each other only at races, but later intentionally setting up times to spend together when the batch wasn’t on missions. Eventually, Crosshair takes you to meet his brothers; you and Tech get along famously. Crosshair is jealous happy to see you getting along. The boys do their best to get you two together, but it takes a while for Crosshair to actually admit his feelings for you. However, once he does (at a race, of course), you return the favor, and your relationship only gets stronger from there.

[juniper-tree]

Hommes fatals

One of those “tag yourself” posts floated down my dash, and it was film noir themed, so it caught my jaundiced eye. 

Disappointingly, all the options were femme fatale archetypes: the smoky jazz singer, the vampy seductress, the mysterious deceiver, the damsel in distress who’s more often than not in on the con. 

Let’s put aside the depressing fact that no options were presented to let me be the protagonist in a noir. That’s where I like to find myself in these stories. I could be the returning veteran shattered by war, the observant loner who can’t look away from a crime and pays for that curiosity, or the one hopeful rube in a world where dreams are dead. 

No, what interests me is absence of the femme fatale’s antithesis: the good woman. Ellroy mentioned this in a documentary I saw:

I like Ella Raines who works in a gas station above San Francisco [in Impact, 1949]. I like Virginia Huston in Out of the Past, who’s the good woman that Robert Mitchum leaves behind, rather than Jane Greer as the seductress. These are my women. I’m a wholesome cat underneath it all, and I want to go out and have the fucking adventures, and then come home to these women, who may reveal some dark appetites to me, after it says The End...

Now I find his notion of coming home post-adventure to the good woman more than a little patronizing—and bizarre, considering these characters don’t stay home waiting in noir films or similarly-styled crime novels, certainly not in his own work. Come on, Dog.

These good women investigate and inveigle alongside the (anti) hero, and when they aren’t mired in the morass of criminal underbellies, they work to support themselves or their families. They don’t require men to provide for their well-being, because they’ve done it for themselves, through World War II and the Depression and on and on back in time. All those damaged detectives and lone wolves of noir are good for just about one thing, just about half the time. 

From my very average, woman-who-works perspective, the protagonist figures in noir stories are hommes fatals. Dangerous and troubled and too complicated to keep around. Still, they have their appeal.

Of course I’m thinking of my favorite film noir scene, the one I always talk about, the bookstore scene in The Big Sleep: 

In truth, you don’t really want Marlowe for any longer than it takes the rain to stop. But in that brief interlude, the store is closed, the glasses are off... The good, skilled, hard-working bookstore employee has depths and desires that aren’t all surface-level, and someone like Marlowe is savvy enough to take advantage. For about an hour. It can’t last.

What I keep thinking about from that Ellroy quote is these women, who may reveal some dark appetites to me. There’s something charmingly naive about it, but also it cuts to the heart of what I love about writing romances. 

The unspoken hunger only sparked by the one person in which it echoes. The aching vulnerability that confesses without words. Finding the good and the dark entwined inside yourself, and recognizing those same knots in someone who knows how to untangle yours.  

Un amant fatal, gender aside, can only discover those hidden parts if they look outside themselves. If they come out of the noir shadows and into the light. 

[posi-pan]

To Be Released: Upcoming Books with Pan Characters

Everyone loves pan characters in books, and there just aren’t enough of them. Here is a list of the books I have found that have pansexual/panromantic characters, and here is a rebloggable version of that list. Both lists are constantly being updated.

I’ve done some digging around, and in honor of #PanWeek, I bring to you a few books with pan characters that have not been released yet.

Blacklight (After The World Ends #2) by Rori I (New Years 2017)

"Blacklight reflects on the individual consequences of conflict, the scars of battle – both mental and physical – and how deep bonds can two Officers forge after living through hell. Encompassing the life of a soldier both on and off the field, this novel combines action, speculative sci-fi, and romance into one."

Your Heart Will Grow by C.M. Lloyd (2018)

“Adult fantasy romance about trans man human soldier Morgan Sunilian falling for pansexual mermaid Kelpana while a rejected prince vows to win her heart through any means necessary, even at the risk of starting a war against the magical ocean creatures.”

Before I Let Go by Marieke Nijkamp (January 2018)

“Days before Corey is to return home to the snow and ice of Lost Creek, Alaska, to visit her best friend, Kyra dies. Corey is devastated―and confused. The entire Lost community speaks in hushed tones about the town's lost daughter, saying her death was meant to be. And they push Corey away like she's a stranger.

Corey knows something is wrong. Lost is keeping secrets―chilling secrets. But piecing together the truth about what happened to her best friend may prove as difficult as lighting the sky in an Alaskan winter..”

Miles Away From You by A.B. Rutledge (March 2018)

“It's been three years since Miles fell for Vivian, a talented and dazzling transgender girl. Eighteen months since a suicide attempt left Vivian on life support. Now Miles isn't sure who he is without her, but knows it’s time to figure out how to say goodbye.

He books a solo trip to Iceland but then has a hard time leaving the refuge of his hotel room. After a little push from Oskar, a local who is equal parts endearing and aloof, Miles decides to honor Vivian's life by photographing her treasured Doc Martens standing empty against the surreal landscapes. With each step he takes, Miles finds his heart healing--even as he must accept that Vivian, still in a coma, will never recover.

Told through a series of instant messages to Vivian, this quirky and completely fresh novel explores love, loss, and the drastic distances we sometimes have to travel in order to move on.”

The City of Fallen Stars (The Sterling Wayfairer #2) by G.L. Tomas (TBA)

"White pan teen, black bigender pan teen, steampunk, souleaters, shapeshifting serpents, elemental magic"

Bookmark (Bookish Friends to Lovers #3) by G.L. Tomas (TBA)

"Filipina pansexual heroine, Belizean expat genderqueer lesbian, bookstore worker + author, friends to lovers"

“Ruby Jiang-Cruz had just about had it with commitment. Since the end of her last relationship, the last thing on her mind should've been a sexy Belizean beauty, with a penchant for tattoos, vampy red lipstick and a talent for writing dirty words.

No—she definitely wasn't in the mood for love, but will everything change the moment Harper Córdova bookmarks her way into Ruby's reluctant heart?”

WIP by G.L. Tomas and Kiran Oliver (TBA)

"Portuguese trans-man main character, Cape Verdean pansexual love interest, Portuguese pastries, tattoos + chemistry = explosive"

WIP by M. Hollis (TBA)

"Black Brazilian MC, White Canadian LI, fake marriage, unrequited feelings, cute pan librarian + lesbian photography lover"

Know of any other upcoming books with pansexual and/or panromantic characters? Please share!