#vampires are EEEEE

[thenightgangcometh]

гаммийские экстраверты втф фтв

[shokujin-art]

So I've been invited to a DND vampire campaign and had to create a playable character (Lexer on the left) and the sire/mentor that embraced him (Magnus on the right)

I'm already squeezing them hard fllsjsh

[ellezem]

ATTENTION IWTV FANDOM, ITS COMING TO NETFLIX ON AUGUST 19TH WOOOOO

[kyyuuuy]

(gets shot immediately)

[sir-vinekill]

This drawing took 6 hours but hey! Some oc art of siddharth and Simon.

[im-ovulating]

Ok so since you volunteered...EEEEE🤭🤭

I've had this thought on my mind for a while...how do you think a relationship with Alec,Paul, and Embry (separately please) would be/how would they react if they were in a relationship with reader who is slightly more traditional. She likes to cook and clean for them, and she likes to make their plate and hand it to them (paul and embry only for obvious reasons, lol).

Reader is more traditional in this way that she enjoys it but still modern and a feminist because she doesn't do it because "she's a woman and that's her job" or "it's her place" bullshit sje does it because it's a sinple way she shows affection and that she loves them. If you can add in them defending reader and getting all protective when someone says something like "you're lucky man... to have a woman who knows her place, " and they're just like "stfu she doesn't do this because of your misogynistic ideas she does it because that's how she shows love and loyalty"

(A/n: Before anyone asks- yes, yes I do think that Alec's is funny. I laughed writing it so that's all that matters lmao)

(I feel like I got a little too cookie cutter with Paul and Embry, but what can you do when you're already on your 3rd rewrite?)

Word Count: 908

Summary- Request above^^

Warnings: Misogyny (not from the boys), Decapitation in Alec's lol

Age Rating: None

Alec, Paul, Embry (separate) x Fem! Reader: Tradition

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Alec:

"Say it again." Alec's fangs are bared inches from the lower guard's face as he pins him to the wall.

He had been making his way through the halls towards your shared quarters when he heard one of the new guards commenting about you. Normally he would have left it - it's a new guard, he's going to be killed in a few weeks' time anyway after all (Caius simply doesn't have the patience to deal with newborns), but this time was different.

It was different because it wasn't the usual comments about you being human; it wasn't the comments on what it must be like to be mated to one of the elite guards. No.

It was a comment about your more... traditional habits. The way you let him take control on most things, the way you tend to pick up around the castle despite there being lower vampires in the coven that tend to that.

What had made the normally calmer of the twins snap were the words, "At least the human knows her place is serving men."

"SAY IT!" He snarls, voice echoing off the stone walls of the castle.

"I-" The newborn starts to stammer. Before he can even start his second word, Alec's grip on his neck tightens, forcing a web of cracks to shoot up the guard's neck and splinter his face.

It only when his fingers dig in enough to finally snap the guard's head clean off that he steps back, eyes nearly black and wild and his chest heaving with unnecessary breaths. As a final disrespect, he boots the decapitated head down the hall, relishing in the sickening crack when it hits the far wall.

You round the corner just in time to see Alec standing over the headless body, his eyes slowly fading from pitch black to their usual crimson.

"Are... are you alright?" you ask hesitantly, approaching him carefully.

Alec nods, pulling you close. "I couldn't let him speak about you that way," he murmurs into your hair.

"What way?"

He just shakes his head, breathing in your scent to calm himself.

Paul:

At the first pack bonfire you've been invited to, you're busy helping Emily serve food to everyone when you overhear an older member of the tribe talking to Paul. "You're a lucky man," he says, nodding in your direction. "Having a woman who knows her place. It's rare these days..."

Paul's reaction is immediate. His body tenses, eyes flashing with anger. "Watch it," he growls, his voice low and dangerous. "Y/n doesn't do shit to fit a dumbass outdated role."

The man backs away, surprised by Paul's intensity. You feel a warmth spread through your cheeks, touched by Paul's defense of you.

Later that night, as you're cleaning up together, Paul wraps his arms around you from behind. "I'm sorry about earlier," he murmurs into your hair.

You turn in his embrace, meeting his eyes. "Don't be. I loved how you stood up for me."

"I just hate when people assume things about you," Paul says, his brow furrowed. "You're the most kickass woman I know. You take care of me because you want to, not because you have to."

You reach up, smoothing the wrinkles between his scrunched eyebrows. "And because you don't do it yourself," you jab, lightly.

A small snort leaves him and he leans down to kiss you gently. "I love you, baby."

"Love you too."

Embry:

The calm and peace of Emily's house is quickly broken by the whooping and excited shouting of the pack as they come clamoring in. When they catch the scent of all the food you and Emily have been making, they rush into the kitchen, crowding around the table.

You smile, watching as the boys' eyes light up at the sight of the feast. As always, you take pleasure in preparing a plate for him, carefully piling his plate full. When you hand Embry the plate, his fingers brush yours, and he gives you that warm, appreciative smile that never fails to make your heart skip.

"You don't have to do that," he murmurs, but his appreciative smile tells you he loves it.

"I know," you reply, handing him the plate. "But I want to."

"Thanks, babe," he says softly, just for you to hear.

As you both sit down, one of the newer, younger pack members makes a comment. "Man, Embry, you're lucky to have a girl who knows her place."

The temperature in the room seems to drop. Embry's eyes flash dangerously, and he's on his feet in an instant. "What did you just say?" he growls.

You place a calming hand on his arm. "Embry, it's okay."

"No, it's not. Listen to me and listen good," he addresses the newcomer, his voice low and intense. "She doesn't do this because of some outdated, misogynistic idea of a woman's 'place'. She does it because that's how she chooses to show love and care. It has nothing to do with obligation and everything to do with her heart. So keep your ignorant comments to yourself."

The teen manages to stammer out an apology and as the tension slowly dissipates, Embry sits back down, his hand finding yours under the table. You squeeze it gently, a silent thank you for his defense. In that moment, surrounded by the warmth of the pack and Embry's unwavering support, you're reminded once again why you fell in love with him.

[freedomfireflies]

Freaky Fun Masterlist

Eeeee hi!!

So, I thought it might be kind of fun to do some Halloween/Spooky Season inspired extras and blurbs for each of the main Harry's we have!!

None of the extra's and stories will be related to the current timelines! Just a quick fun peek at what they all might get up to for Halloween!!

All one-shots, blurbs, and extras can be read as standalone's!

*These stories will contain Mature and Explicit content! Please only consume what you feel comfortable with!💞You are so much more important!*

Longer Extras:

~ American Psycho* | One for the Money

The one where you and your boss, Mr. Styles, have a little bit too much fun at the office Halloween party.

~ Scream* | Mine

The one where your mafia boss boyfriend, Harry, plans out a Fall Day of Fun. Scary movies included.

~ A-Mazing* | 404

The one where you and Harry find yourselves lost in a corn maze together.

~ Tease Me* | Teach Me

The one where you and your best friend, Harry, are invited to a Haunted House. But ghosts aren’t the only fun thing about this party.

Blurbs:

~ Bite Me*

The one where your boyfriend, Harry, is a vampire. And you wish you could feel what he felt.

~ Wake the Dead* | iFall for Harry

The one where you and Harry sneak into an abandoned cemetery at night.  And things get a little spooky.

[sum-stimboards]

Janice (The Muppets) Stimboard

Vampire-Bat-Stims Anniversary Event #5: My Favorite Muppet

💗-✌️-💗/✌️-💗-✌️/💗-✌️-💗

Eeeee The Muppets is one of my biggest special interests I have so many favorites it was so hard to choose just one to make a stimboard of

also I headcanon her as transfem so I added a couple trans stims

-🌈🐀Spencer (it/its)🐀🌈

[dabisbratz]

thinking abt having sex w a vampire ૮꒰ྀི⸝⸝> . <⸝⸝꒱ྀིა like omg imagine he pierces you with his fangs in midst of it all sjdjfjdkdksk

eeeee !!! nonnie dyou know how much mlove vampires?!? tw for blood mentions/drinkin !!

he has this ‘ complex ’ where he refuses tbite your neck. wrists? sure! thighs? of course! ankles? if the opportunity arises ! but your throat? nono, that���s special. that’s intimate! that’s something the two of you need to talk about first, there’s no way he’s gonna go willynilly jus sinkin his teeth into your throat but oh— you’re making such sweet sounds n pretty faces, he can feel the blood pumping through your veins, feels the rush of it heating your skin just beneath his fingertips. n his pants turn into grunts. grunts to groans, groans to moans n he just can’t stop himself. you feel so good, sound so good, taste so good— can’t stop himself, even when he feels blood trickle down his chin, when your nails claw at his back. if you tasted good before this is a whole new delicacy, your blood is spiked with somethin richer, deeper— makes him feel floaty and feral. like some sort of aphrodisiac !

[bearw-me]

Can you please do Loona x Male Vampire Sinner Reader? Thanks for your time!

no problemo anon! my first loona request eeeee!

𝐈 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐓𝐨𝐨 — 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 𝐇𝐜𝐬

𐐒 includes : loona x male!reader, blitzø mentioned 𐐒 cw : fluff, mentions of biting/blood/cannibal town/death/killing, i swear as per usual 𐐒 summary : just little imagines with loona and her cool new boyfriend + vampire!reader doing vampire stuff 𐐒 note : i had creative freedom w this request and i RAN with it

Loona loves your teeth, like 'it makes you look hot'

Loona saying her teeth are bigger and smiling just to tease you

if you were comfortable, she'd one day, awkwardly ask you if she could see your fangs (they are so sharp it has her blushing)

you make her nervous/scared, in a very good way, like her hands never know what to do when she talks to you or where her eyes should be

is it disrespectful to be staring at your lips so intently?

if you catch her, she looks away really fast

as her boyfriend in general, her tail always starts swishing back and forth when you're around (especially if you were in the dating stage of a relationship)

I think she'd like 'romantic bad boys', and when she thinks of a vampire she is obviously adoring you from head to toe (talk about gothic fantasies coming true!)

isn't fazed by blood (i mean her dad's a paid murderer. . . she's a paid murderer. . .) but don't try to hug her of kiss her with that stuff on you

but god would she think you'd look so fucking sexy with that shit!

is afraid to introduce you to her dad, Blitzø, so she just doesn't. . . she can wait and keep things casual before you're introduced

texts you all night like a love-sick puppy

and it feels easier for her to text you how she feels in the moment (although she is an honest person)

im loving this hell-hound/vampire dynamic btw guys (fic???)

you remember the spring-break trap her and I.M.P did on spring break? she'd do that for you too if you needed a little drink

plus, i think she'd find it attractive if you killed someone for her, and to think you'd be jealous someone else wanted her too afterward

an extremely loyal person/girlfriend

you literally make her heart melt, and god if it doesn't get on her nerves

(as we've seen) loona's very socially awkward at first, especially if she really likes you

romantically speaking, you'd have to make the first move or she'd stumble into it herself

likes your style (if we assume vampire!reader is typical vampire)

Loona's literally a love-struck girl, like just gleaming at you with soft eyes all the time, you'll just catch her staring at you with the most innocent smile in all of hell

'love-bombs' pretty much overload her brain

(vampire!reader can turn into a bat) she'd find it really cute, especially if you stayed still so that she could get a good look at you

(sleeping upside down also has her heart doing little flips) and she takes a picture to have on her phone (you probably wouldn't know it even happened either)

date w/ loona in cannibal town

the sun wouldn't be an issue in hell, so she'd have the liberty to see you whenever she wants right?

[anumacy]

Lesbian

Taking this chance to rant

OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO GORGEOUS

FROM THE FEMMES TO THE BUTCHES TO EVERYTHING BETWEEN

LONG HAIR SHORT HAIR MEDIUM HAIR NO HAIR

BLUE EYES GREEN EYES GRAY EYES BROWN EYES HETEROCHROMIA EYES CHANGING COLOUR EYES

ANY RACE

MWAH GORGEOUS

FROM THE IM DEADER THAN A VAMPIRE TO SUN KISSES ME DAILY

WOMEN>>> THEY'RE JUST BUILT DIFFERENT

From my flat girlies to my curvy

Freckles to none

Perfect complexion to acne/dermatitis/psoriasis girlies

To gorgeous straight hair to beautiful locks/afros

THEYRE JUST SO <333333333

I LOVE WOMEN

I WANNA HUG THEM KISS THEM DATE THEM MARRY THEM

I WANNA BUILD A FAMILY WITH THEM

I WANNA HOLD HANDS UNDER THE STARS

I WANNA DANCE WITH THEM LIKE WALTZES

I WANNA DO EVERYTHING WITH THEM <3 JUST BREATHING NEXT TO THEM

AUUUUUHHHH I LOVE WOMENNNNNNN ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ THEYRE JUST EEEEE

To my real life ones to my anime fictional gals

Beautiful. Outstanding. Gorgeous. They are literally the light at the end of the tunnel

idc if you got hair idc if you don't. GORGEOUS. 😤 love yourself as much as I love women, mkay?

Rant over

[toomuchracket]

Listening to don’t take the money by Bleachers

“‘Til I saw her face and hands covered in sun and then I think I understand”

Is so vampire Matty coded eeeee

Love u

-Belle <3 <3

BELLE I LOVE U SO MUCH YES also when everything in this song stops and it's just lorde backing vocals i ascend fr. anyway! this makes me think of being in your flat with matty, probably not too long after first getting together - you've been up all night kissing and chatting and giggling, fucking on and off when you both felt like it, and you've both gone really giddy and affectionate and the whole thing is just dreamy and perfect. you're up so late that you can hear the birds beginning to chirp at dawn, and then the sun rises and starts to peek through a gap in the curtains; at that, you're peeling yourself out from between the sheets and pulling matty's shirt on like "oh, shit! let me fix that so you're not confined to bed the whole day, baby", and matty's like "hmm wouldn't mind that- OH". his voice has just completely softened, so of course you turn to look back at him, only to find him staring at you in what can only be described as wonder - you giggle shyly like "what?", and he just smiles and shakes his head and says "nothing, i just think you're beautiful. never seen you all sunlit like this, darling", and you smile and fix the curtains and climb back into bed like "i'm not in the sun very often, to be fair", and matty's like "well, you should be. makes you look all glowy. m'obsessed". you just shrug, snuggling into him and dropping a soft kiss on his jaw (he loves when you do this) like "i'd rather just stay like this with you all the time, babe. you make me FEEL all glowy", and he's so overcome with happiness about the fact you feel that way that he can't help kissing you, passionate but as slow and tender as he can manage, maybe even fucking you that way too while your lips don't leave each other's... yeah, he gets it now - he's in love with you <3

[bettyfrommars]

When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let's spread the self-love 💛

Ahhh my dear friend, thank you for this! Also thank you to my moon and stars @somnambulic-thing for sharing their favorite five and tagging me! This has been a really great exercise to remind myself that I did accomplish quite a bit of writing last year. It's encouraging to see how much I've grown and improved since 2023.

Pick Your Poison Blurbs - yes, this is a collection of things and not one fic haha, but I had a hard time choosing one. It's one of those instances where they did not get many notes at all, but it gave me so much joy to gift these to my friends and readers.

Ring of Fire - Our baby boy biker Steve from Hawkeye was born last year out of a need to keep him on a motorcycle and see how he faired in a Twin Peaks type environment. This is a Steve who grew up next to Eddie and was semi raised by Wayne as well, so definitely not canon compliant. I think about this world, including biker!Hopper and Lorelei all the time.

Vacancy - OH DAMN the way I forgot about this one. What a cool thing it is to go back and read something you forgot you wrote. This is a dystopian, Equilibrium au with Eddie that I have just now opened a doc to dive back into. I'd been working on my Eddie characterizations, and this was also a product of that.

When the Night Comes - Eeeee I had so much fun getting lost in this world. It's a Steve fic based in an au from the horror show From. A little Joyce and Hopper and Eddie. Also inspired by an ask wanting reader to think her blind date is Steve, and he goes along with it.

Death Becomes Us Part 11: Strange Blood - The final chapter of my True Blood au, vampire!Eddie x supernatural!Reader series made me really proud. I feel like I finally found my groove in the story and was able to end it in a way that was deeply satisfying.

I really needed this. If you have not received a Five Favorite Fics ask yet, feel free to consider this an open tag! I'd really love to see the fics everyone considers favorites, so please tag me if you do.

[kingprinceleo]

It seems everyone in Vampire AU is contractually obligated to slay. By which I mean, I love the fashions you give them.

if they dont slay they get sent to the jerma meat grinder im afraid, the farm up north

but eeeee thankiessss <333

[turquoisesea01]

EEEEE MY VAMPIRE SON!! KOTA! <3

Little reminder just in case! Kota is 17! He is a minor! Please don’t be weird about it!

[hufflepuffwritingstuff2]

Trick or Treat? 🦇

EEEEE my first trick or treater! For you, I give you a tiny snippet I just wrote!

“Okay okay okay, Zombie, truth or dare?”

Zombie’s undead eyes lit up.

“Let’s go with truth.” They said.

“Is it true that you tripped over your own grave climbing out of it?”

The group of monsters giggled. Zombie, if they had blood, would have blushed in embarrassment.

“I didn’t trip! Gravity just increased on me!”

Mummy roared in laughter.

“Oh you have no room to laugh,” Zombie huffed, “didn’t you get tangled up in your own bandages this morning?”

“Wha- no!” Mummy argued quickly, “I was just trying a new look!”

“Mhm,” Zombie said, not quite satisfied, “okay, Banshee, truth or dare?”

“DARE!” Banshee screamed.

Banshee only had two volumes: screaming and caterwauling.

“Hmmm,” Zombie thought, “I dare you… to go up to a human!”

The group gasped.

“NO WAY!” Banshee said, “HUMANS ARE SCARY!”

“Do you forfeit?” Zombie asked.

“…NO. NEVER!”

“I WILL DO IT!” Banshee screamed, “WATCH ME!”

…

The group peered through the windows of their haunted house. Banshee awkwardly stood in the doorway.

“You got this!” Vampire whispered.

Banshee sighed, gulped, then went up to the nearest trick or treater, shaking all the way.

The trick or treater turned, saw Banshee, and screamed in terror. Banshee screamed right back. They both ran in opposite directions, Banshee back to the house, and Trick or Treater down the street.

“THAT WAS SO SCARY!” Banshee caterwauled.

“Yeah, but you did it!” Zombie said, “I think you just won the round! Heck, the whole game!”

“REALLY?”

The group nodded. That was impressive. Humans were the scariest things ever. Every time they saw someone, they tried to exorcise them or kill them. The group’s parents had always said that humans were more afraid of them than the other way round, but the group wasn’t so sure. Still, they made for an epic Halloween experience.

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