#vampire shifting

[vamp-princess]

Finally fucking shifted

[ocegion]

The (unintentionally) funniest things in the very serious vampire novel Dracula by Bram Stoker, in my most humble personal opinion

Count Dracula, whose only topic of interest is his own glory as a warlord of times past, dressing up as a servant and cooking, setting the table and folding sheets among other housework to fool Jonathan, probably while muttering to himself 'it's okay Vlad you're still cool you're still cool' over and over again

Dracula throwing a fit at Lucy's window while in bat form like 'You shut out Dracula? You shut him out like the mosquito? Oh, vampirism for you! Vampirism for you for all eternity!'

Dracula, once again at a window while in bat form trying to listen to Van Helsing planning his demise, and being fucking shot at by Quincey Morris and having to flee like 'wait what the FUCK was that???'

On the topic of how trigger-happy Morris is; Van Helsing going on about all the traditional lore on how to figh vampires and Morris saying 'how about we just fucking shoot him' 'yes we'll take that into account too, extra credit'

'oh lmao it's that bitch Harker, can't believe he made it out of my cas- shit he's got a knife' *immediately jumps out the window and flees the country*

Mina, fully and acutely aware of evertything relating to Lucy's death, otherwise the most sensible character in the novel: Last night I dreamed about the creature from hell that lives literally next door and I woke up this morning feeling absolutely awful. I'm sure it's nothing worth mentioning tho

Dracula's demise being larlegy in part due to the fact that he spends most of his time dealing with English bureaucracy and leaving his mail lying around. like the lord of darkness himself sitting in an office to buy a ship ticket, being cryptic and edgy while the worker is just like 'yeah whatever here you go, next' is something that actually happens in the novel

[danielsarmand]

you think it's over????? daniel's vampire eyes are normally blue but they turn orange when he talks about his maker armand AND YOU THINK IT'S OVER????????????? we have never been so back. keep your chin up princess

[albatris]

well whatever *thinks about vampires*

[hermit-frog]

Daniel opens his mouth:

Armand:

[knownoshamc]

everyone moved on, but I'm still here.

“Danny. I will ask for the third time. What did Alice say when you finally asked her to marry you?” “Louis perhaps we should... ” “She said no. ”

[myrkulitescourge]

can i just say, it still makes me feel a little crazy how astarion, come act 3, still can’t quite put a name to his relationship with his partner, but he WILL tell them he wants to keep them both safe.

he won’t say i love you just yet but he will say forever, for good.

[aquarines]

we need sam reid to read the vampire lestat and release it as an audiobook as season 3 promo

[melodyatlas]

vampire au where tim is turned and decides he has it under control enough not to tell anyone, so cue jay walking into his place for info on a case just to see tim drinking from a blood bag like it's a capri sun pouch

at first jason just makes jokes and pokes fun at tim, but he finds himself fixated on the whole thing

i just want jason to stay fixated on his goal of dragging tim to his "side" and deciding that this is the perfect opportunity, so he purposefully works more cases with tim, spilling more and more blood to try and goad him into drinking straight from a person

tim should get so fed up that he ends up yelling smthn about "if you want me to drink from a person so badly why don't you offer yourself up"

he thinks it's a "gotcha" but jason just shrugs and says "okay"

tim standing there in shock, like "what."

"okay. drink from me"

jason thinks he's just calling tims bluff, doesn't expect him to actually do it, but neither of them know when to quit and are too stubborn to back down from the other

so tim drinks from jason and is shocked by how /good/ jason tastes, cant stop thinking about the taste and how much better the blood is when its fresh. is the taste from the freshness too or is that a jason thing?

and jason is surprised by how good it felt being fed on?? but he'll die horrible and bloody all over again before he admits that, so he plays it off by taunting tim to try and get him to drink from him again

and it works. over and over again. jason taunts and goads tim into drinking from him until its just habit for both of them, getting to the point where they dont even think about it anymore- tim just showing up to wherever jason's staying whenever hes hungry

tim coming home to find jason cooking in his kitchen "just because tim doesn't need to eat, doesnt mean jason doesnt, and jason should get to use tims stupid rich-kid kitchen when hes still technically feeding tim"

[topgvns]

It's your coffin, my love. Enjoy it! Most of us... never get to know what it feels like.

[platoapproved]

[vamp-princess]

My Twsited Wonderland vampire DR playlist:

To stick with the whole Wonderland theme

These ones really give me vampire vibes

These two remind me of shifting

This one reminds me of my boyfriend Azul Ashengrotto :)

@luvism333 @stvrl0st @asterronomical

[a-realproblem]

i’m still thinking about

“clothes off, face down in the coffin. you can read em to me while I fuck you.”

armand I can’t even shame you for how quickly you started undressing because something in me moved too, like i’m ashamed of myself.

[andromeda3116]

look, i know everyone said that the new interview with the vampire show was incredible but holy shit i was not prepared for how incredible this show is

like, not only is louis interesting now, he is incredibly compelling! his once-bland internal dilemma is now given actual weight because it's not just the same old Thou Shalt Not Kill But I Am Hungry story, it's tempered through his righteous fury at how black people have been treated all these years, how many people have wronged him and laughed and expected him to laugh along, how his ties to the community that once saved him are now turning to nooses around his throat, how his family that he once provided for and relied on have now come to fear him

that, combined with his explicit homosexuality, and with lestat being the only one who seemed to accept him and love him for all that he is, and how that is both comforting and incredibly toxic and combined with sam reid's insane charisma and mania and gravity as lestat that make it completely understandable why louis would still be drawn to him in spite of everything

and how they've used the changes from the original to this one to examine how memory shifts regarding someone who was so intense and formative in your life even if they were ultimately so controlling and abusive but still left such huge gouges in your personality like knives

like

fuck

this is the best-written show i have seen in a long time like this is top-tier writing holy shit

[yarboyandy]

Ethan and Giles break up (?) before Giles goes back to the council

[ghoulgeists]

world's tallest image of world's shortest vampire (for @detect-thoughts as usual)