Human disaster and gay mess posing as a person. Spanish, 26. INFP. Certified nerd of many kinds. Marium on ao3. Failed attempt at an artistic soul.
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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them
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No nuance, you have to choose. Also there is a correct answer :)
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everybody was too busy making fun of Gawain for sucking off the Green Knight to notice he quietly departed on a quest to locate the Holy Grail
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*sends a message* they hate me they hate me they hate me they hate m *gets a reply* oh hey cool! *types something back* they hate me they hate me they h
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AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)
based on this beautiful tumblr post
bonus:
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 2.16 "Graveyard Shift"
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been thinking about this meme nonstop ever since I saw this scene
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me, shaking and nauseous: i don’t feel that good
one of my medieval peasant hallucinations keeping me company: mæg ic forleten cwycgan ænne fulle mete?
me: henry i don’t think i’d be able to keep it down at this point
my other medieval peasant hallucination: henry you know how to speak modern english. stop being pretentious
henry: nē ic wile nāt
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#shit its been nearly 2 DECADES and i never noticed the opening starts and ends with destinty islands fading outta existence and back in#i may be stupid#kingdom hearts#sora
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buddhist furry calculating what sins to commit to get reincarnated as the animal they wish they were. like a darts player
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