#vampire mark hoffman

[avocadoraisin]

pre-domesticity...

[pnkeki]

¨you should see the other guy¨

the other guy

[godsplatter]

theyve got issues

[shortbreadly]

sawtober day 4 - hungry 🩸🦷

watch out boy, he’ll chew you up

[dixxiemaegraphics]

Saw some bats in my neighborhood on my night walk and it made me think this up.

[filthyslashertoad]

Slasher First Date Headcannons

Oh yeah guys, guess who’s adding more characters! ME!!!! So…introducing…PETER STRAHM AND… MARK HOFFMAN!!!! (air horn noises)

Also just to be clear I’m writing for lestat and Louis from the movie NOT THE TV SHOW(It’s just not that good imo)

Peter Strahm

Is a hopeless romantic that 100% believes in love at first sight.

Talks way too much and gets very passionate when sharing his own interests.

Is the type to bring you multiple different flowers because he wasn't sure what you'd like.

Prefers first dates to be at restaurants or cafes.

Mark Hoffman

Is an asshole to you the first time he meets you because he thinks that it counts as flirting?

Quickly becomes absolutely enamored by you and wants to know everything about you.

The day after he definitely finds you walking down the street and blares his sirens to get your attention and say some cheesy pickup line to ask you out on another date.

Michael Myers

The closest you're gonna get to a first date with him is him showing up at your house and eating all of your food while staring at you from a nearby hallway.

Don't expect a first date kiss, but do expect a sentimental staring contest before he leaves.

Amanda Young

Your first date was probably being in a jigsaw trap she either made for you or both of you being in the same trap. (She doesn't have much of a social life)

Quickly becomes attached to you and goes out of her way to make you survive the trap.

Bo Sinclair

Hits on you when you pass through the town and invites you to have a picnic on his lunch break(Which consists of beer, crackers, a few blueberries, beer, and hotdogs)

Tells you all about mechanic stuff and some of the prettier parts of the town.

After lunch, he invites you to go out with him if you're passing through(fixes your car for free).

Vincent Sinclair

Teaches you how to make candles and mini wax figurines. (It's harder than it looks)

Makes a tiny doll version of you and him and gives them to you.

Not much talking happens during the date(obviously) but he makes up for it with hand gestures.

Patrick Bateman

Hears one of his buddies talking about you and how beautiful you are and automatically decides he needs you to be his girlfriend.

Pulls out the nines, I'm talking Dior suit, Givenchy shoes, and he even buys new hair gel before your date so he looks as fresh as possible.

Will most likely talk almost the entire date about his accomplishments while using business jargon.

Lestat(Interview with a Vampire)

Most likely had the intention of seducing you to suck your blood but realized that you had more to you than what seemed.

Invites you to go to the opera with him and Louis but ends up taking you to a much more secluded section of the opera house.

Wants to turn you into a vampire on the first date(I don't even know what base that reaches)

Louis(Interview with a Vampire)

Isn't much of a romantic(anymore) so it's more so a deep conversation shared between the two of you in a beautiful garden.

Asks you what it's like to be human and what you admire about life.

Gives you a bouquet of his favorite roses as a surprise.

Michael Emerson

Wants to really really impress you so he takes you to a bunch of places that are "hidden" and brings a bunch of snacks. (Doesn't mind also going to see a movie)

Definitely tries to kiss you on the first date.

After your date Sam teases him all night about his crush on you.

[fate-motif]

the way john kramer decided to live at all costs leading to him becoming a grisly serial killer and butcher and the way his new life passes on to some of his victims is thematically resonant to vampire stories in this essay i will—

[horrorknife]

i'll seek you out, flay you alive

[octibee]

fuck it saw art dump

[fuckincityhands]

i was told that, because they rhyme, I can post Saw content on the Jaws Tumblr.

so, like, uh, Coffinshipping am I right? Will Wood reference to boot?? My friend hosted a movie marathon and they made me binge the entire Saw franchise and for compensation we watched Jaws twice. so, uh, yeah. we're here now. I'm not immune to anything, apparently.

[dragofelid]

@jennilah Werepire au go brr

I love this au so very much, I had to draw them

[avocadoraisin]

nap time with the coven

[ylove-bandaesthetics]

🎃 Spooky Month Aesthetic! 🎃

John Kramer, Amanda Young & Mark Hoffman + Warlock, Vampire & Werewolf! 🧙🧛🏻‍♀️🐺

Have a Happy Halloween! 👻

[iamdieterbravo]

Goofing around..

beach hoffman inspired by this

[dollnightfall]

I don't even care if you'll put me out of my misery tonight

I still love you for eternity

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

We’re down to the final 10 competitors of the 1st Fictional Men’s Royal Rumble! The final 10 are: