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akagone · 5 months ago

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#v murder drones #murder drones #humanization #human version #human v #serial designation v #i love her #maybe #vampire au???#idk

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mrs-nightshade · 26 days ago

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Istg, my brain is deciding to drag my ass back into Ninjago and there are NO fanfics with Zane as a killer robot??? or even a vampire??

I swear if I have to do this shit myself, I cannot write but has literally nobody else thought of this???

I need this idea out of my brain but I don't wanna do it if nobody is going to read it other than me, at that point might as well just leave it rattling around in my head...

#ninjago #ninjago zane #zane julien #lego ninjago #how do i even tag this #please help #killer robot au???#vampire au???#if this gets notes I'll do a poll for which one I'll write.

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garbeanery · 7 months ago

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Malevolent - Vampire AU

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John: Vampire Help Hotline, What can I do for you?

Arthur: I just... I miss garlic bread...

John: ...You're immortal and don't choose to, I don't know mourn a dead friend, crave garlic bread?

Arthur: Oh my apologies, maybe I should just hang up—

John: No! No, keep talking. (this man is payed by the hour)

Arthur: Well, I just miss it. You know? Craving for something you took for granted. "You only miss it once you lose it" type of thing.

John: I think I can understand the sentiment. Do you miss anything else from before the vampirism?

Arthur: I miss seeing my face in the mirror. It was easier to shave, then.

John: I never thought of that before, why do you miss garlic bread?

Arthur: Well, I don't really miss it entirely. I'd love to get a slice but I miss knowing what it tasted like. I mean, it tastes like garlic but I feel like these days I forget more things and that scares me.

John: Hm. Whenever I eat it, to me it starts with taste. It smells aromatic, the smell of garlic wafting even if I haven't yet brought it to my nose. The taste, however, is buttery and savory. The olive oil tastes fresh and rich, you know what olive oil tastes like, right?

Arthur: Mmh, yes.

John: The garlic tastes almost sweet from the toasting. It's accompanied by a crunch from the crust, but the inside is very soft still. The strong flavor of the garlic butter seeps into the air pockets of the sourdough, infusing with the bland fluffiness of the bread itself.

Arthur: (distasteful noise) god, that sounds so good right about now. Not sure if you heard but I was gulping down saliva while you were explaining.

John: The audio quality isn't very good from these old-timey telephones. What with the medieval vampires being unable to grasp technology. Stupid to be a vampire when you can't even adapt to a future.

Arthur: ouch. You are right though. Thank you for this.

John: You're welcome.

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John: He fucking GULPED, Noel! GULPED. And- and he made these noises, who moans over fuckin- fucking sourdough?!

“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”

#malevolent #john doe #arthur Lester #malevolent podcast #i saw this and suddenly kayne took over my fingers #this is probably so brainrotty #vampire au???#i made this bc i wanted john to explain garlic bread

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science-lings · 4 months ago

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#thinking about vampire lore #yeah it's for an au i think they're fun #vampires #vampire #andromedas poll hell #poll #wow a non fandom related poll? i didn't know I could make those! /s

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wanologic · 4 months ago

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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

#danny phantom #danny fenton #sam manson #theres some ocs #college au #sam’s goth book club #i feel like she’d make a lot of good friends at a college #the trio has a highly rehearsed excuse for danny being weird #nobody has any idea what ecto-contamination is bc it doesn’t exist #ghosts are common-ish knowledge by now and amity is the known epicenter #stranger: holy shit your hand just went through that wall #danny: yeah it’s a medical condition :(#fentonworks is in on it too #for credibility #too bad the goths wanted vampires #moving to a new city did wonders for dannys popularity though #he’s got a lot he’s hiding so he can’t really take advantage #he probably knows more people number wise #but has less friends than sam #Tucker has a thriving social media life #but doesn’t get out much #hence that technus comic #can’t believe I finished this #lit took a whole ass week #hahahaha

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macaulaytwins · 8 months ago

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they would’ve run the PTA like the navy

#the all human modern au we needed #tvc #iwtv #louis de pointe du lac #vampires #interview with the vampire #lestat de lioncourt #claudia #the vampire chronicles #loustat #claudia de pointe du lac #iwtv s2

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ursiday · 28 days ago

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🐺🦇 AU

#lackadaisy #fanart #viktor vasko #elsa bastion #digital art #furry art #I actually did a bunch of drawings of this AU last year but never posted them so I was determined to bring it back #in my vision bobby is also a vampire and basically just laszlo from wwdits

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mrghostrat · 7 months ago

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oh my god i finally thought of a vampire au that i'm completely unhinged for. i am about to be so insufferable about this

vampire aziraphale x vampire hunter crowley. and no, neither of them realise they're hereditary enemies when they hook up. they're dorks and idiots your honour.

edit: fic is here c:

#i sent the synopsis to eviebane and i now have a video of her reading it and falling out of frame with laughter #it is my roman empire #vampire au #the rat is at it again #ratwips #ugh had so much fun drawing these frrrrrr #aziraphale #crowley #gomens #good omens au #good omens

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ezjiik · 24 days ago

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