#valtteri with $$ on his butt

[petit-papillion]

Winter Break 2023-2024

Source: F1

I only see 2 drivers driving (boats, but we'll take it).

[simplywrong]

I am stressed so I decided to distract myself with something silly so here it goes: F1 drivers with useless superpowers:

Max - can turn into a lion but can't control his changed self

Sergio - can summon tequila at will but only one shot every 30 minutes

Lewis - can make flowers grow but only one at a time and very slowly

Valtteri - seeing his naked butt brings luck

Charles - has the ability to stand on the perfect background to create symbolic images

Carlos - has the worst luck in the world

Lando - can teleport but only by 1,5 centimeters

Oscar - can make other people invisible to himself but everyone sees him

George - has the ability to project PowerPoint presentations from his eyes

Esteban - can locate where rat nests are but can't do anything about it

Pierre - can make his chest shine in the dark

Daniel - has the ability to imitate perfect animal noises but the animals ignore him

Zhou - can summon a little bunny made of clouds

Nico R. - can see the future but only in very unconnected pieces

Nico H. - has super strength but it lasts only 5 seconds

Kevin - can speak every language but only in profanities

Fernando - can make sparks while snapping his fingers but they are cold and can't lit anything

Lance - has the ability to read minds but it works at random

Yuki - can move things with his mind but only if the thing is in a 1 meter radius of him and if it's smaller than him

Liam - can pinpoint the exact location of Helmut Marko anywhere on Earth

Sebastian - can summon bees in the grand number of two (2) and they are allergic to violence

Alex - attracts cats but they just walk behind him with no other purpose

Franco - can talk with cows but only in large groups and they won't help him even if he asks

Logan - can do the mighty eagle scream but it has no effect

[op81s]

🏎️ carlos sainz: favorite teammates?

hmmmmmmmm, good question... now this turned into a whole thing so my apologies 😭

first, i absolutely can't chose just one teammate pairing so i'll choose three... (+ one extra) 😂

lance and fernando: yapper and non-yapper 1.0. now... people who look at them and say they have such a sweet father/son dynamic... what do you mean?? 'cause yes, they have a mentor/mentee dynamic but that is absolutely not the same?? lance literally pinched the old man's butt?? in front of god and the grid?? fernando kissed this man after one race together?? and lance, when talking about fernando and his career, said 'he's a pretty good driver. he's done alright over the years.' with this huge grin on his face like the little shit he is?? and fernando is just incapable of being chill about lance?? whenever lance uploads something to instagram, within 2 minutes you can see the little 'liked by fernandoalo_oficial' marker on the post?? lance when asked who his biggest idol was growing up, whilst standing next to fernando on stage, straight up said 'michael schumacher. i was just a fan of the sport growing up, i loved racing. i watched fernando in my young years… he was the guy winning the races and championships. but i'm not gonna lie, i was cheering for michael at the time but… still really happy to have fernando in the team now and really excited to work together', again with a huge fucking grin on his face and whilst fernando was standing right next to him?? lance and fernando just checking in on each other during races?? and suggesting set up changes for each other?? and notorious war criminal fernando alonso continually enduring being in his hated former teammate estie bestie's company just so they can both spend the time staring adoringly at lance?? nANDO FREAKING SHOWED UP TO THE GRID IN LANCE MERCH?? aston martin literally uploaded a lance and fernando edit set to the lyrics:

'i like the way you kiss me, i can tell you miss me i can tell it hits, hits, hits, hits not tryna be romantic, i’ll hit it from the back just so you don’t get attached (‘tached, 'tached, 'tached)'

...anyway i'm completely unnormal about them and i blame @raapija for introducing me to them.

oscar and lando: yapper and non-yapper 2.0. they're so interesting to me 'cause oscar literally looks at lando like he hung the freaking moon (exhibit a: the 'finish the lyrics' video)?? also lando clearly hates losing to oscar whenever they do games or quizzes but also always gives oscar a way back in the game and then cries when he loses to oscar because of it (exhibit b: the summer games video)?? oscar constantly correcting lando when they first became teammates and he still kinda does but now he does it in a much softer way?? and usually waits for lando to look at him like he needs help with a certain word or phrase?? and lando's utter fascination with oscar's floppy hair?? and they're not very physically affectionate with each other but can't seem to stand further than like .2 centimeters apart?? but i'm pretty sure they don't spend any time together off the grid which... #healthyworklifebalance but whatever 😭😂

valtteri and guanyu: just the chillest dudes on the grid being chill together, drinking tea/coffee and staying out of the drama. (zhou making a helmet for the melbourne gp with valtteri's face on it!!)

honourable mention: prema logan and oscar!! i've been watching old f2 and f3 races and baby logan and oscar are everything to me okay!! all the weird shit prema made them do for Content™ really solidified their friendship okay!!

[chussyracing]

wishlist for summer break except it gets more specific and unhinged as you read:

leo and roscoe joint content

lewis hanging out with his bestie fencer

ferrari posting a mixtape of bryan activating charles' praise kink agressively for all of us who have second hand praise kink

fernando alonso posts a video of himself twerking on tiktok (shirless for the people who need to see the samurai tattoo shaking as it happens)

pierre obtaining a dog tail butt plug, taking a pic of it and posting it on main with one singular dog emoji attached thinking he is incredibly funny only to get cancelled on twitter by the moms thinking he is ruining the youth

alex gets a new pet, this time it's a parrot named chilly and the reason he chose him is because he can teach him a few phrases that will annoy carlos to no end, so he can bring him to some races next year when carlos gets too cocky

logan joining youtube to give his fans vlogs from his daily life and routine that start off normally by going to target and stopping by starbucks (while calling it errands) but by the end of the summer break he is already making 2017 logan paul esque kissing contest videos and throwing patriotic parties

valtteri sadly runs out of seat options for 2025, so he starts his own initiative called cycling grand prix championship where he travels with f1 and makes a cycling race on the circuit on thursday of each race weekend (carlos is welcome to join anytime williams won't have the second car for him)

oscar gets lost and nobody thinks anything of it, knowing he prefers to only spend time with his close ones away from the public eye and he never posts during the break, only for everyone to freak out when mclaren posts official announcement he has gone missing, they call up theo pourchaire because he is always their last choice for everything and when they bring him to zandvoort they discover oscar has been there for a while now, taking a nap, waiting for the season to continue

lando speeds through 6 new landogates during the summer break (including but not limited to: being danica patrick's whistlerblower on who in the paddock is probably a reptilian, hogging kate middleton to himself while she was away from public eye and getting accused of keeping an affair with zak brown to get preferential treatment in the team over oscar when grainy photos of them in compromiting positions on a golf course start making rounds on tiktok gossip pages)

daniel gets a minor role in a new hollywood romcom with anne hathaway in the main role through his management agency and he is very excited to reunite with the bestie he found in anne during the met gala last year, except he plays a porter that she barely sees as she steps into a hotel and go past him straight to the reception, so when the shooting is finished the director has to explain it was daniel ricciardowho tries to speak to her because anne believed it was adam sandler the whole time

guanyu tries to find a new hobby over the break after spending all of his free time with his little ball of fluff that is Sweetcorn and since he is vulnerable to peer pressure and Valtteri started rubbing off on him, he gets talked into making a nude calendar like Valtteri did, except this time they cannot make ass jokes so they go full out with the concept - full frontal and all - Guanyu gains so many new fans and sponsors that Red Bull replace Checo with him for the rest of the season

frederic vasseur keeps low profile during the summer break and everyone thinks he is just having a nice quiet time with his family and friends except he formed a petanque team with some other ferrari employees and they went on a tour across croatia entering as many games as they could and nobody found out because the grandpas they played against generally had no social media or any idea who fred is until tumblr tifosi discover a team named charlie's angels and break their cover

max spends most of his days of summer break streaming his sim races on twitch way past 3am not necessarily because he wants to but because he would do anything to piss off helmut marko who coincidentally sees the content on social media and gets so angry the monica geller esque vein on his forehead pops, he gets taken into a retirement home and randomly screams names of red bull juniors when watching tv from his bed, spitting his puree all over the room

estie bestie finds out about dashcon 2024, decides to support it and turn up to the event, he cosplays batman with full gear, makes his partner wear catwoman costume and even gets two more (last standing) alpine employees into costumes and inside his batmobile specially bought for this event, what a surprise it is to him when he enters and the only thing that welcomes him is a singular kid sized ball pit

lance discovers what child defiance means and decides to get a personal trainer to learn to play tennis on a professional level, he starts preparing for his atp tour debut without letting his father know and then announces he is leaving in the middle of f1 season, leaving mike krack scraping for a replacement (lance is very decent which surprises not only his father but also a few doubters among the fans)

[charles-leclerc-official]

F1 Secret Santa damage report:

"This is for the boat" ~ Captain Fernando!

"22, who's number 22?" LANCE please

"It's dragon which means Zhou!" His little smile in the apron omg

"That's not a calendar is it?" words said moments before disaster "Thanks Charles for sending me Valtteri's ass." !!!!!! Charles what did you do?

"I normally expect something funny for these kind of secret santa - Now I can play against Fernando very soon." Charles do you promise?

"Well that's a tripod" so true

"I love my coffee especially with such a cool emoji" 🥱

"That's to put my toothbrush I guess" never change Esteban never change

"I'll probably keep hold of this a good couple of hours before I get rid of it"

"It's probably gonna be from Logan"

"I have no idea I just need to get it open"

"It's very light, that's not very good ah. CRISPS??? Not very prepared are they" Lando being Lando and we love that XD

"This literally could be anyone *giggles* Oscar's on here"

"I honestly have no idea, apart from the fact that they told me about 5 mins ago by accident" Dani how does that happen Dani? LMAO

"I came late so I got a bone to pick with whoever selected it" Daniel firing shots before he even knows who it is XD "This is not the first time I've received alcohol for secret santa"

"Yellow shoes. They're not really my style but I like them. I think I can wear them at some point"

"Interesting - a simple lovely look at butts in art. It's really creative actually" He had the hard read on Max lmao

"I think we have to start with the card right, it's always the most important" you sentimental ass giving softie

"This is dangerous"

"Are you gonna wear them though?"

*Nods* "No"

Carlos just try them on one time it might be fun

"This is a beautiful gift. He knows Valtteri very well. And he will know Valtteri even better with my gift" *evil giggling*

11/10 secret santa video!!!!!!!!

[vettelsbitch]

RULES: Post the first lines of your last 10 fics posted to AO3. (Sort by date posted.) If you have less than 10 fics posted, post what you have. Thanks for the tag Niamh! @milflewis

what you want (nothing is for free)

Max was horny. He was alone in his hotel room. He was tired, but his skin crawled with want.

locked out of heaven

Two days after Lewis comes back from his trip, he finally brings out the box.

There's boob guys, there's butt guys, and there's Daniel

Daniel’s thumb slides a little where it’s pressing against his phone screen, stopping Lewis’ Instagram story from changing to the next one. The color coordination of his workout clothes and phone case is excellent; his legs are even nicer. He’s impressed with Lewis’ muscles and his dedication to his body. That’s all. But his skin looks so soft. He probably keeps up with his waxing appointments way better than he does. Soft enough to touch. Lewis is lifting his shorts and his quads look so good— he could crush someone with them. Daniel comes back to Earth when Michael throws one of the resistance elastics at his head.

blushing petals

Max's heart jumped out of his chest when the concierge brought up his packages for the week. Buried among sponsor logos and other useless mail was a little box, much wider than it was tall, plain cardboard with his address and no logos at all. Discreet.

Coffee Break

Valtteri breathes in deeply, the full-bodied aroma of his favorite dark roast enveloping him. The cup of coffee is warm between his hands, the familiar weight and comfort of it calming him down. He moves to sit down on the couch, careful not to spill even a drop. The leather is cold against the back of his calves, but the first sip of coffee warms him up from the inside. He sits back, spreading his legs a little. His right foot bumps onto Daniel's knee.

wet ink looks darker

He finds Daniel in their living room, sitting on the couch and looking at his phone.

tear down my reason

Pierre doesn't really know how it started—their fooling around, that is. He remembers exactly where it began: in a dark Monaco club when they were both a little too drunk and a little too horny, and then they kept going out of habit and convenience. Who better to get your rocks off with, especially when your team fucks up your race, than your teammate?

Just another proof of the fact that sometimes I just can not stop myself from going on and on, but I am really proud of some of this first lines, this was fun!

tagging (no pressure!) @meova101 @toastandvegemite @mwebber

[jamtoasties3316]

been looking through old prompts and thsi ones so good i cant get over it

what is better to re-hydrate after a race than omega milk straight from the source? Just pretty cow Omegas all ready for their Alpha owners after a tough race. No more drink bottles in the press pen, just pretty half naked, doe eyed Omegas (with little cow ears) eagerly offering their tits to their owner

the omegas (carlos max lando yuki and others) waiting eagerly for the drivers, rubbing their nipples to make sure they're already leaking slightly by the time they get there, some with vibrators in their pussies since it makes them lactate more. they already have collars with their owners' names, but fernando also pierced carlos' ears with tags and charles puts a leash on max, which max is patiently holding while he's waiting

they all love their owners because if it werent for them they'd have to be one of the public cows, which are brought in by the fia to share for the drivers who dont have their own omegas. they're so eager to offer their tits to their owners because they don't get milked ahead of the race, to make sure the alphas can drink as much as they want, so their udders are very heavy with milk! they're making doe eyes at the drivers as soon as they get out of the cars to hurry up and come to them! some even squirt when their tits are sucked because the relief feels so good

Oh yes! Happy little omegas wit their cute cow ears and tails! Carlos proudly showing off the tags Fernando pierced in his ears because he has been with fernando long enough! Fernando got rid of so many omegas in the pzst but he likes Carlos and carlos is proud to provide milk! He has a vibrating butt plug in but his pussy is free because fernando doesnt like it stretched! Fernando doesnt alwsys drink straight from the source, sometimes he attaches little pumps to carlos's tits while he does interviews and takes a nice glass full when it's ready.

And Max with his little leash he holds in his own hands until charles comes, his tits so big and dripping because he has so much milk and his pussy gushing slick! Charles always drinks straight from his tits, rubbing his clit while drinking because it makes Max's milk flow faster. Max squirts so often in the media pen when Charles drinks, he is so proud to provide to his Alpha like a good girl!

Lando has tiny little tits because he is still so young, but his milk is super sweet and he is sk cute and shy that Dan hires him as his personal! He is so proud the first time lando is waiting for him, little udders dripping cum the moment he sees Dan approach! He is so eager for Dan to drink and Dan likes to show him off ehen he is done, pulling Lando back into his chest with his arms around him so he can play with the little tits and make him,dribble milk all over!

Also Valtteri and Nico as shared omega cows? Valtteri has a good supply of milk and big tits so 2 drivers can drink from him, and there is enough milk for him to be pumped in advance too. And nico is extra humiliating becsuse he got to f1 hiding what he was and raced briefly, before they discovered he was a little milking cow! So now he is strapped down in a milking machine, not even having Alphas drink from him directly, and his pussy is pumped at the same time!

[lewishcmilton]

Valtteri

omg i love him so much he's so cute with his coffee and the beaver penis joke and I've seen his butt way too many times but. good for him?? valtteri and tiffany are actually so cute and he seems happy now

send asks about my opinion on a blog, a trend, a meme, an object, a person

[hungerpunch]

love to have called this wall calendar back in august. they took their time cooking it for us but we knew it was coming and now it's here and yes i've lost my mind. 13 photos of valtteri butt-ass naked in high resolution all over aspen. and here paul is the night of the launch in the same "arm around my baby" pose from back then

bc that's his baby

val calling paul a bear (on a photo he took of paul shirtless and sleeping). then daring to look soooo-- munchable and girlfriend and baby boy with paul's arm slung around him. then prancing into a field to get naked in front of him and let him take pictures. is everyone here with me are we all seeing this

[danielfuckingricciardo]

Infinitely grateful for Tiffany Cromwell and her contribution to the Valtteri Bot-ass image collection.

[gothicwidowsworld]

He knows V.B

Daniel Joseph Ricciardo prided himself on being a family oriented man, a doting and devoted son but even more importantly a vigilant older brother. In fact Daniel would go so far to say he was the “best brother anyone could possibly ask for.” The tanned Aussie would throw this declaration in wherever possible with that signature infamous grin filling his kind features. One word Daniel would never associate himself with when it came to his brotherly role was overprotective. However in reality overprotective is probably one of the first words Y/N Ricciardo would associate with her older brother.

Dan's protective nature had changed over the years from a softly concerned brother when Y/N followed in his footsteps with karting, to silent deathly glares when it came out Y/N was dating a fellow Driver. The y/h/c young woman had tried to hold off on telling her brother, it wasn’t that Y/N was scared of Dan, it was more the fact that a whiny jealousy pouting Dan was the last thing the paddock needed. So instead Y/N wisely steered clear of name dropping despite her elder brother's complaints. But time was running out, there was only so many times She could sneak away from the McLaren hospitality without raising any suspicion. Michael had already spotted her lurking at the other end of the paddock, a fact he’d made sure to quietly share with the younger Ricciardo.

In spite of the growing risk the y/h woman couldn’t stay away from the Driver she’d simply fallen head over heels for. Valtteri Bottas was unlike anyone she’d ever met before. He was like a burning bright light in the dead of winter. She needed him. Craved him. Wanted to just be in his presence and let the warm glow of his soft smiles and genuine laughter wash over her.

“Maybe you should tell him?” Valtteri announced quietly. The soon to be ex McLaren Driver was becoming a recurring theme in the couple's stolen moments at the track.

“Oh really” Y/N mumbled in faux seriousness, burrowing her face into the reserved finn’s shoulder. “And why me?” the y/s/c woman asked teasingly, quickly glancing up at the Alfa Romeo Driver. With a shrug of his shoulders Valtteri thought for a second. He had no real reason to leave Y/N to face her brother alone, perhaps it was the fact that Dan smiled all the time. You could never really read his emotions, the Aussie hid them expertly but Valtteri didn’t want to risk being the one to make Daniel snap. “He’s your brother?” The Finn replied, he tried to sound firm but his tone betrayed him. “Yes. Is that your only argument or are you going to make any more amazing points?” Y/N asked sarcastically, a smile settling on her face watching the finn as he attempted to silently list more reasons off the top of his head. The usually reserved man was sure he could add some more reason’s. “Don’t go silent on me now Bottas.” Y/N teased adjusting herself from her current position tucked snuggly under the blue eyed man’s arm.

“Honestly Val I’m a bit disappointed in you… wanting me to face my oh so scary brother alone. While you presumably hid away with your espresso.” The woman jested, placing a kiss on the corner of the man’s mouth. Pulling away Y/N laughed lightly at the Finnish driver's pout, the man jutting out his lower lip slightly indicating he wanted another kiss. A proper kiss. Leaning forward to finally capture the blonde haired man’s slightly chapped lips in a kiss, Y/N sighed loudly at her phone's shrill ringing. She recognised the ring tone. Michael goddamn Italiano. Shooting the confused Finn an apologetic smile, the y/s/c woman grabbed her phone knowing the Aussie performance coach would just ring back incessantly. The airwaves stayed silent for a second, honestly Y/N debated if Michael had butt dialled her yet again. Only to be greeted by two simple words that cause her heart to skip a beat.

“He knows”

A/N: sorry for the weird formatting I’ll fix it on my pc tonight just had to post it since it’s been FOREVER!!! Hope it’s ok 🫶🏻

Also not proofread literally written on the bus to college sorry 😅

[blorbocedes]

top 5 tops on the grid 😏

fuck you.

Fernando Alonso. self explanatory.

Carlos Sainz. service top. lives to serve etc insert those Ferrari gifs of him thrusting

Valtteri Bottas... there's no way a man that secure in his Nordic masculinity to be butt ass naked constantly isn't fucking

Lance Stroll. but in a heterosexual way. ofc you are privy to our lancenando thoughts 🤭

Mick Schumacher...... his "love you too" today was delightful. Father was the toppiest top and he's following in his footstops

special mention to checo who is topping lewis and women that aren't his wife, however he is getting fucked by max 🫤

[sugar-petals]

Hey, Caro, can you please introduce us to that sweet beau, Lewis Hamilton?? He's a speed driver, right??

lemme talk about this champ and beautiful man — he is a must-know. 

lewis hamilton is a speed driver: in fact, the best racer in the world. with the fastest formula 1 lap in all history, and: if he wins this season (which has just started last week, your timing to get into this is perfect), lewis can boast a whopping 8 world championships. in short: you’re asking about the right guy. let’s go.

so i repeat, he won seven years (yeah, he’s a capricorn). which equals the current record holder, mister michael schumacher himself, i’m sure you heard of him. so, about time all the world knows more about this stunner as well, sir lewis carl davidson hamilton

lewis is so good and works his butt off so hard, he has more titles — he was knighted last year — and gigantic trophies than he can carry. since we’re talking f1 where drivers have to be light and agile inside the car, lewis is of course gloriously tiny, 5′7. so, the exhausted british short king on your news and twitter feed who walks around like this on a podium after doing 300 kilometers+ is dead sure to be him. can’t miss the guy.

wanna know more? lewis is an allrounder in every field and does everything what people say he can’t. unless he’s not somewhere modelling clothes being gorgeous (he collabs with tommy hilfiger for sustainable unisex collections)...

... taking care of his nieces or godson steve which regulary melts the f1 community...

... is using his favorite little scooter...

... showing up at the met gala as one of the few guys who really get the gist looking beautiful as always...

... playing with his cute crinkly bulldog roscoe who’s always by his side and F1′s most famously beloved driver pet...

...doing the absolute most with his activism and veganism — he even created his own plant-based restaurant chain — because as i said he’s a king, lewis never shies from taking a stand even if a lot of people hate him for it because it’s a white-dominated sport...

...or posts inspirational things that make you believe in yourself...

...lewis drives, can you guess:

for mercedes!

the #1 team which usually only red bull can currently challenge. which means he has a sexy, shiny, impossibly fantastic car — with his lucky number 44, that’s how you can spot it — that is almost always leading the field. if you see this on your sports tv channel on a saturday (qualifying) or sunday (race day), i assure you it’s lewis. 44, glossy black car, pole position, check. a great talent in a perfect car equals one hell of a winning streak.

— but if you ask me, the man is even sexier, cooler, and cuter and the real highlight. just so we’re clear on this. lewis is always a breath of fresh air. believe it or not: this guy is 35 (!!) years old. needless to say, prettiest fashion icon on the grid. and yes, he has amazing hair and tattoos.

killing it. 👍 lewis brings a presence to the grid.

who’s he making proud, then? now some notes on his circle, the people you spot him with. 

family hamilton first, who do we have: 

dad anthony, lewis’ former manager. at one point he worked 4 jobs so lewis could start his career in karting. carmen, his mom. linda, his stepmom, pictured below. his brother, nicolas, also a race driver. nicolas has a disability (cerebral palsy), he competes in the uk touring championship with a modified car since 2015. like nicolas, lewis is the only (!) black driver in his tournament and they are frequently sending out very important messages about it.

now for mercedes: accompanied he is by the calm and collected finnish valtteri bottas as his taciturn team colleague and runner-up champion. valtteri is the type to sit in a north pole sauna, lewis is ever-active, so they balance each other well. no trouble there, they’re a cool duo.

and i’m not kidding, valtteri is truly finnish. this is his twitter, summarized:

add the smart, austrian mercedes boss toto wolff who has the best height difference to him. these two get along very jokingly. where lewis goes, toto is not far. very dynamic duo, this is the success factory of formula 1.

while his most competitive love-hate relationship sparking the famous ‘silver war’ was retired german champion nico rosberg since day one. who came from priviledged backgrounds while lewis did not, they are the biggest team rivals of recent f1 times and people still talk about it. the ups and downs were huge but they sure had tremendous times as friends.

while the most smooth and consistent relationship — besides with roscoe — has got to be his bond with his whirlwind assistent/physio angela cullen! 

lewis credits her for so much and treats her reveringly. you haven’t seen anything like this, they are glued to each other.

lewis’ off-grid relationships come and go because he’s so busy, colleagues come and go all the time, but angela stays a constant. so if you’re asking about who the most important woman on the circuit is to lewis, that is his personal angel(a) indeed. look how wholesome.

i mean, a picture says it all.

last but not least. lewis’ best ever friend is german driver sebastian vettel (formerly ferrari, now aston martin, struggling a lot currently :/), former 4-time world champion. these two are THE match made in heaven and support goals. seb has the humor, lewis has the cheekiness, seb is a father, lewis has his uncle duties, it just fits. everybody should have a seb to their lewis.

(^this is vet having hurried to be the first one to congratulate lewis on his latest championship win)

so now you know more about sir lewis carl davidson hamilton! you will hear a lot from him this season, he’ll continue to champion many a cause, and be in the fast lane as always.

[maxemilianverstappen]

Lewis saying Valtteri's butt photo is one of the best photos he has ever seen 👀

Not a fan of Valtteri's butt, but nothing can make me believe that Lewis saw it only on Valtteri's Instagram.

Also, his butt photos were sold for a charity auction for 50k€, so I guess Lewis must be right.

[hungerpunch]

this is fine and i am so normal

[princessofmerc]

But can we talk about how the Mercedes strategy thats usually only there to fuck valtteri over literally saved his butt?