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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"
I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???
And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon
Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree#he proposed with a cosplay ring#Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice#'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage'#'give me the boys I'll talk to them'#to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through'#'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious'#'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me'#Lu time#lu#linked universe#linkeduniverse#little did he know legend was the worst of them all#wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle'#technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either#I do not have several of the games or complete information#if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :)#love you guys#:)
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late but yeah.... it is still 14 i swear....
gay rabits yes sirr
#Creatures Gang#linked universe#linked universe au#lu legend#lu ravio#cg legend#cg ravio#first time drawing him wohoh#lu sheerow#sheerow#he deserves his own tags#zelda au#i wanted to post this earlier. but. tired.#yeah just gonna say something that one of my teachers told us#every day can be valentine's day#you can show love in any ways you want#layraket art#ravioli ship#ravioli#FORGOT THE TAGS.#UHM. YEA#IM EEPY SORYR
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Veilguard companions giving punny- Valentines lines and Lucanis is just
"Here's a knife Valentine"
#and we love him for it#now that i think about it Taash's would also be funny#too bad im not good enough to think of what they'd say#anyways#happy valentine's day#brutal pipe murder day's coming up too#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte
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more bad valentines, part 2 of this
#peter spankoffski#ruth fleming#richie lipschitz#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#hatchetfield#valentines day#valentine cards#i have no idea why richie's quality is so much worse#max got him i guess#steph was really blue and now richie is really red#i do think about richie's quit foolin' line a lot. like what a weird thing to say
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whatever man i'm not gonna finish 'em anyway
#marstons hat too big he looks like a loser#idk why i make him say swear words and threats like it's his catchphrases#i jus feel like if he's in an argument he knows he can't win john will just end it with a kys and walk away erm anyway who asked#i don't feel too confident about this so maybe hashtag delete later#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption#john marston#arthur morgan#artists on tumblr#sketch#valentines day... bleeehhhh *throws up*
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its valentine's again shunsui one bb and one not so bb
#kyoraku shunsui#bleach#shunsui#valentines day#fanart#stillt thinking of that scene with him saying alcohl always helped when he got dumped by 'girls'#sir?? are the ''girls'' with us in the room??? in your imagination doesn't count#he either really does have a horrible track record or is in fact a nun in pureness there is no in between#Schrödinger's dating history#artists on tumblr#myart
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who let him out ! ! !
[my sidestep :3]
#he is the only oc i can draw rn . ive had him for like 2 weeks and hes all i think abt#would say we should hit him w a car but um . maybe he should get a break from being hit by cars . . . . .#also his lps form is important . because its cute#fallen hero#fhr#fhr sidestep#sidestep#character art#original character#oc art#digital art#sketch#artists on tumblr#commissions open#valentine veil#his lungs hate him due to this one trick . [smoking nearly a whole pack a day]#dannie arts
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And on this Valentine’s I almost broke down in tears at a wife’s dedication to her heart surgeon husband whose brain is deteriorating with a rare case of dementia
#I shadowed the doctor for the first time today and almost broke down in tears multiple times listening to her talk about her story#he performed his last heart surgery last October. and ever since he’s been fading away and had to retire. rapid onset but behavior changes#were happening over the last like 6 years#this HEART SURGEON BRAINIAC started chewing tobacco in his 60s beyond his wife’s knowledge. a very common sign of this brain disease#I’m still in clinic but have to ride down to the office and get some chart stuff done now and I’m like?? spiraling about it still#at least love is real. they’ve been married for 45 years and she’s on top of her shit taking caring of him all by herself#and she only has glowing things to say about him#she wants her heart surgeon husband back but he’s fading away#I’ve wanted to be a doctor my whole life but I’m such a crybaby OK I’m going now#happy valentine’s day#p#v day
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#neopets#neotag#neopets fanart#polls#tumblr polls#drawing poll#you may notice i left off the neck option....#let's just say i don't want to create a whole set of brontosaurus pets#also kacheeks don't really have necks in the first place#its honestly debatable on whether they have legs or not either#but i wanted him to have more than five options dnkandksjs#also i couldn't remember if the last one was for a day or a week?? so i just did a week#happy valentine's day btw!!! 💝
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Them
#qsmp#qsmp chayanne#qsmp tallulah#I gave Chayanne solid black eyes because originally I had wanted to make Chayanne and Dapper's designs inverses to each other#Dapper with solid white eyes and Chayanne with solid black eyes in return#I had the idea to want to inverse them because of how both Bad and Philza had wanted either Dapper or Chayanne when#they were gonna pick an egg - It's also why I made Chayanne grayish so that it was a bit similar to Dapper but not completely#though I changed some things through and didn't completely make them inverses of each other#I gave Chayanne purpleish clothes because I remember Missa saying that Chayanne had a similar fashion sense to him - in a vod that was the#first day that Missa got Chayanne or Missa had said something along those lines#but the floatie just didn't fit well with the purple clothes xd so I just placed it onto Chayanne's hoodie instead#I also gave Chayanne black solid eyes because there was a joke that Chayanne made that slime armor had his eye color#and Philza zoomed in on Chayanne since it's obvious that Chayanne doesn't have eyes - he's an egg#but I also wanted to take that as Chayanne not having green eyes#but I did debate on giving him green eyes to match better with my redesign of Tallulah#Tallulah's valentine model has flowers in her hair so I just gave it to her hat instead and I wanted to redesign her#mmangoarts#qsmp fanarts
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A (late) Valentine's day art, I've been meaning to do some Tokimeki Memorial art for a while now and this was as good an opportunity as any.
The snes version was ROBBED of the very sweet scene in Sega Saturn at least where Rei gives you chocolate on the third Valentine's day
#ときめきメモリアル#tokimeki memorial#rei ijuuin#伊集院 レイ#Tokimemo#mine#fanart#why make art of popular things when you can make art of 30 years old dating sim#like!!!#I played his route on sega saturn version of tokimemo#and on the third valentine's day ALL the girls hated me#Rei came by to offer half of the truckload of chocolates he got as usual#left#my character commented how he didn't get any chocolate#REI CAME BACK!#And as far as I could translate with apps#asked if the mc would genuinely take a chocolate from him#mc yells at Rei for making fun of him and Rei kinda awkwardly says that's not his intention at all#he'd just really like if the mc would accept the gift from him#that's when the mc points out the bandage on Rei's hand#and Rei flustered says that he burnt his hand but it has nothing to do with you!! anyway bye!!#it's so sweet wtf it took me by such surprise#so many tags#enjoy the storytime yall
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Would you be Aedric's Valentine? 🤭🌹❤️💕
Blank version under the cut:
#this was so freakin cute I had to do it#absolutely adorable#would you be his valentine?#yeah sorry he's really clingy#if you say yes he's not going to leave you alone#sorry yeah he's just...really needy..#he'll make you really good dinner tho#just bring him to a bookshop and get him a cupcake and he'll be fine#run your fingers through his hair and tell him he's a good and he'll melt in your lap 👌#aedric vaillencourt#elezen#ffxiv valentine's day
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Faust sold his soul to Mephistopheles like I've sold my soul to you.
#7 days before valentine#7 days before valentine the series#jet somjet#atom nathaphop#7daysbeforevalentineedit#thai bl#thai drama#bl drama#bl series#funny how sun says this#but then the imagery turns him into mephistopheles#by pharawee
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Cursed historical Valentines be upon ye again
#The Philip one is my masterpiece i hate him iykyk#my art#history art#valentine's day#valentines meme#valentines card#valentines day#empress elisabeth of austria#elisabeth of austria#empress sissi#empress sisi#charles ii of spain#carlos ii#Charles ii#philip ii#philip ii of spain#Also idc if FJ really have Sissi STDs or not my book says he did. If yours doesn't it's your historian against mine#More importantly this is a franz joseph hate account if u wanna drag me for it just keep that bland asshole to yourself & scroll on 💅#Philip transcript: will. I WILL. You have no choice actually#i mean maybe you do? But if it were up to me i mean hey do you wanna get a coffee i love coffee today i ordered a
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SPOILERS FOR CALEB'S AFFINITY 70 SECRET TIME "MIDNIGHT WAVELENGTH"
🥹 since you asked @philosians I obliged. ...........it's the "good girl" comment at the end men using that on me unfortunately will have a positive reaction out of me lmao 😭
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace caleb#lads secret times#lads spoilers#lnds spoilers#videos#x — faves ☆彡#thank you for giving me an excuse to post this lmao 😭🫶#i need to be feral about him saying this in that voice#HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY LMAO 💖💖💖💖💖
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"I love you, buddy"
#I love you buddy#I watch this movie on Valentine's Day (not on purpose just a coincidence)#And I go there with the hope of maybe a glimpse of him#And then they name him#“A friend of mine” he says#and my heart is happy#And then we see him in a photo#and my heart is even happier#And then this motherfucker is actually in the movie having a heartfelt conversation and he ends it with “I love you buddy”#And you expect me to be normal?#You expect me to sleep tonight?#No sir#Tonight I'm reading fanfiction#Tonight I'm imagining scenarios#Tonight I'm directing a movie in my head#He said I love you buddy#And my world is better because of it#Spoilers#Captain America#Brave New World#Bucky Barnes#Sam Wilson
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