#valence podcast spoilers

[exhaustedwerewolf]

this is so funny, poor sarah. thirdwheeling nico and liam has to be chaotic enough without accidentally stumbling into shaming their weird fucked up coping mechanisms.

[revelationtour]

liam: it sure smells like wrongdog in here

flynn: oh, buddy...

finished valence podcast season one today and i have a single thought in my head

[chemicallywrit]

Happy Audio Drama Sunday! I am currently so so sick. Audio drama is a great comfort. Love my stories ❤️

🐱Kakos Industries is always good, and this episode was a pretty typical episode of it, but I just need you all to understand how much i love Kakos Industries. If you need a new lowkey comedy podcast, I can’t recommend it enough.

📱 @worldgonewrongpod never misses. This episode was about bureaucracy, the real horror, and was equal parts funny and infuriating, but it hit so hard on a real truth, the way real people’s everyday lives are affected by sloppy civic design. This is the first week of Disability Pride Month, and I can’t help but think about how police brutality disproportionally affects disabled folks—how much worse would it be in this world affected by aliens and mythology and monsters? People already associate disability with evil. It’s a good reminder.

👼 Literally what do you even say about the Silt Verses? I am amazed in this episode at the parallels between Rane and Faulkner on the one hand and, way back in season two (maybe?), Elgin and Paige on the other hand. They approached the weird strained relationship they had with honestly and now they are working together; Rane and Faulkner were backstabbing and power-hungry from the start and now? Well. This is all to say nothing about the freakin sound design this episode. Can't wait to see how this story ends.

✅ The Deposition is a new show from Hug House, a dramatized nonfiction podcast where actors like Josh Rubino (Kingmaker Histories, Valence, etc) read, word-for-word, the record of a deposition of Famed Internet Idiot Elon Musk. It is. INCREDIBLE. It’s hard to even describe it. Please listen to it, I need to talk to someone about it.

🤖 HELLO, LISTEN TO ASK YOUR FATHER. I just got to episode seven and no spoilers. But I knew it, I frikkin knew it.

No Hannah news this week, I’m too tired, I’m gonna nap. Go listen to Inn Between and make me some fan art to speed my recovery, i love you, have a good week

[ninthprime]

various palisade thoughts through 42 that do not necessitate an entire post (spoilers)

had an actual pog moment when i realized that "moon river" is the description song for this episode because it has a cover by frank ocean, indicating that we're moving from outside to inside the mirage. i see your tricks austin walker

also had another pog moment when i realized that brnine and jesset were the two people who had the "sacrificing yourself is for idiots" argument with SI in partizan and now they're both desperately trying to sacrifice themselves. we talk about valence haunting this season but we were also being haunted by that weird old man (positive)...

brnine/jesset is real and i'd like to see them make out. also i think they might be a little bad for each other right now. jesset i need you on a month of medical leave and also to have a friend who doesn't brush it off when you say you're thinking about how you will be remembered when you die.

i know he's been mostly offscreen this season but i do need us to imagine being kalar rn. your friend phrygian died and before you can even get over to the blue channel to help arrange a funeral your other friend figure dies and his god gets so upset that the planet becomes part of the twilight mirage and now your children that you have been separated from for five years are aging even faster before you can see them. Okay

unfortunately my actual first thought about the outside time jump was "oh no what if leap is making out with somebody new by the time eclectic gets back!!"

i'm actually really thrilled about eclectic traumatized and accidentally famous arc. he's coming together as a character really quickly. i think if he reached out to perennial it would be fun

cori should get the day's eye also

i actually predicted that cor'rina and miseri would get promoted to work with cas'alear but i would like to hear every detail about how cas'alear decided the guy that worked with kalvin brnine, who killed their sibling, should be one of their bodyguards. are you good cas'alear. it doesn't sound like things are good. hey do you think there's less ego death if four people pilot commitment instead of two

that said we have fun here but if i was routine, and i nearly died saving the sun and was deprived of medical treatment for a while, and then got accidentally abandoned while my captain killed the emperor, and then said emperor's younger sibling allowed me to become their bodyguard in some sort of weird joint reward/hostage treatment, i would spend the next couple of years or so losing my mind a little

janine's reaction to "concrete hamburger seatbelt" being something she came up with years ago is maybe the most upset i've heard her on this podcast

he wasn't in this episode but isn't it fucked up that gur is stuffed in the back of the mind of the entity that inhabited his corpse and is now controlling his friend's corpse also. cool. normal

i am holding perennial's hand very gently

[podcastingpineapple]

Palisade 29 spoilers, mostly SCREAMING through the episode

IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING GUR AND VALENCE PODCAST IN THE DESCRIPTION

We are in the fucking WAR AGAINST BRANCHED?? Just JUMP and we are IN THR FRONT LINES

I saw ONE WORD SPOILER for this episode and it was DAHLIA so i have high hopes.

I thought they would show up on Palisade but NOPE, you come to the Glorious Princept, not the other way around. Mirror this to that fucking Kesh man.

This flagship/garden city is wild!!

Liguid black, kinda like stone tight plugsuit. Had to google Jesse James Keitel, was not disapointed, they look like a princept to me.

I am excited to see what they are like. What are you like, Dahlia, how can you claim so many thrones?

"Captain Kalvin Brnine." Not me immediately liking them for using the right name, the bar could not be any lower.

"What drives you, Kalvin Brnine?"

*face down, head in hands* yeah uh-huh, hmmhmhm. Kalvin Brnine opposing Apostalos has pushed them more than a millenia of fighting the branched right yup cool cool

"That's a fucked up thing to say." YEAH!!!

"They would like us not to be human anymore."

"They do not know they are being kinda shitty, is the thing. Which is that the room changes around you. The light becomes softer. It is a living room on a warm, sunny day. This is a thing your old friend, Phrygian, could do." (I just let out the most pained wail of my life, sorry roommates.) "And it strikes you, they are not in the room, they are the room."

"Hate that." YEAH!!! SAME!! NOT GOOD!

They have become something like the branched. They fucking think that only CONFLICT and ANTAGONISM will bring change.

OH DAHLIA, YOU ARE FUCKING FULL OF SHIT! WHAT?? ONLY WAR MAKES CONNECTIONS???? DEFEATS THE NATURE OF SELFISHNESS??? Someone give them a hug or something, they grew up wrong and think this is how they can make true connections. (And also teach them how to be a cool room.)

You know what, the branched should have captured Dahlia as a baby. The farmer should've gone straight to the enemiest of enemies and be like "hello".

CAS!!! MISERI AND COR!!! INTEGRATING THEM TO MILLENIUM BREAK! THIS IS ALL I WANT. BUT THEY WOULD BE LOYAL TO DAHLIA! AAAAH, AUSTIN HAS POISONED THE WINE I HAVE CRAVED, BUT IT WOULD TASTE sOoOo SWEET~

WOOOOAH, WILD SWINGS, WILDEST OF SWINGS. "On of scale from 1 to 10 how much can I assassinate this person and still be able to- (laughter) break out?" "What!? Break out of WHAT, you are IN them??"

Hehe, read the room. Because. The princept is the room.

Ali was not even on Roll20, what a fucking powermove.

OOOOH, DAHLIA HAS BEEN LIKE THIS FOR YEARS. OOooOOooOH.

Integrity, Commitment and Dahlia in a soup... Something something Chimera?

Ah, no, it seems they are still kinda three separate beings but Dahlia can just be. A room.

"If you took action in here-" uh oh.

Reading all of these moves is hilarious!

"Hollow blood, less weight!" Fjfjjfjfgghh

THE TAPES!! WITH VALENCE AND GUUUUUUUUR!!!

Also MAGIC UP ROUTINE, PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE HIM!!?

I like how excited Austin was about the possibility of just KILLING Dahlia just outright, after teasing them for soooo loooong. I might be bit sad because they seem like an excellent antagonist.

"Anyway, the Glorious Princept is Bleeding everybody. In their throneroom."

BRNINE!! STILL IN IT!! BRNINE!!! SLASHING PRINCEPTS FACE!!!!

ARE THEY REALLY KILLING THE PRINCEPT? HOLY SHIT!!!

JaCK dE QUIDT! NEW MUSIC EVENT!

Figure wants Brnine to know. That Millenium Break can really change lives. (crying)

Figure can cry!!!

I love Cori grilling Eclectic about Leap...

Hunting cleaning their rooms, watering plants... midnight running simulations.... partial walking into the ship with baggy pants...

[Asepsis voice:] RED ALERT! RED ALERT! CAPTAIN BRNINE IS DYING!

Saffron Septet running to see what the fuck is happening...

OH COMMITMENT, POOR COMMITMENT :( searching it's elect and integrity... need another elect...

Branched, go get Commitment!!! Go get it!!

Did they forgot the tier difference on the princept fight? Eh, it was fun.

Routine joining Starioma. Best worst case scenario. Please save him. Please.

"When did we break up???" So true ali, so true, together and still toxic.

I hate that brnine/gucci ship has overtaken me.

"Did they just win??? There is only one princept." I mean kinda?

Cori is sweet. Thisbe and Brnine convo... Phrygian made the best cereal box mazes... Branched Man...

They sound SO TIRED! And there is 40 minutes left in the episode!!

Cas will become the next apokine..... oh no.... oh cas......

Gur told me about them. About... Valence?? About the tapes.

They are never going to play the rest of the eclectic-brnine -scene, huh.

Jesset texts! Emoji between a heart and a sparkle... Two hearts is ambiguous.... :) :) :) Jesset Boyfriend City is real....

"I was SURE you would've died on the combustor"... aaaaghhh she LOVES them!!

YAASS, GO SAVE THE PEOPLE FROM THE AFFLICTION SMOOOOKE!! FACE YOUR FEAAAARS, FACE YOUR REGREEEETS! Omnomnom it will be tasty!!

Big! Swings! We love it! The drama! Big! Moves! Moves that MATTER! Fuck the empire UP!! WE WILL LEAP!!

[parkerbombshell]

The Menace's Attic #1077

The Menace's Attic The Menace’s Attic Mon-Sat 5pm EST bombshellradio.com  on ​Bombshell Radio Sunday’s 8pm EST New Shows Wednesday’s 1pm-2pm EST 10am-11am PDT 6pm-7pm BST bombshellradio.com Repeats Friday 5pm EST #classics #pop #rock #classicrock #themenacesattic #BombshellRadio   This Week – Episode #1077(11/18/2022)This Week’s Spiel Is All About The Berg And Other Tales Of Growing Up!   Opening Song Israelites – Desmond Dekker & The Aces (UNI) Set #1 As It Turns Out The Fablemens Is Based On A True Story. While We’re Not Going To Play Selections From The John Williams Soundtrack, We Do Have A Couple Of Tunes To Get You In The Mood To See The Movie Without A Single Spoiler. Of Course Back Then, A Spoiler Was Forgetting To Put The Food Back In The Frigidaire! Goodbye Cruel Work – James Darren (Colpix) If You Wanna Be Happy – Jimmy Soul (SPQR) Walk On By – Dionne Warwick (Scepter) The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence – Gene Pitney (Musicor) Set #2 There I Was At Amoeba Records Killing Time And Getting My Parking Validated And This Mink DeVille 12” UK Import Magically Appeared And I Said, I Must Have It To Open Set #2! In The Heart Of The City – Mink Deville (Polydor UK) It Don’t Matter To Me – Bread (Elektra) No Matter What – Badfinger (Apple) Dyslexic Heart – Paul Westerberg (A&M) Set #3 I Never Follow Those This Month/Day/Week In History Things. I’d Rather Just Fly Under The Radar! Somebody To Love – Jefferson Airplane (RCA Victor) The Look Of Love – ABC (Mercury) Incense & Peppermints – Strawberry Alarm Clock (UNI) She’s Gone – Hall & Oates (Atlantic) Set #4 This Set Is Inspired By The Scene in The Fabelmens Where They All Celebrate Ditch Day By Going To The Beach! Never Was A BeachBoy – The Jags (Island) Don’t Worry Baby – The Beach Boys (Capitol) He’s A Rebel – The Crystals (Philles) The Menace's Attic Podcasts   Read the full article

[sl33pyperson]

im going to scream from the roofs those last 10 minutes were the most beautiful thing to happen after such a build up. please listen to friends at the table

[exhaustedwerewolf]

NO Liam canonically isn’t a sitting on the floor bisexual?! My one Valence fic is no longer canon compliant and it’s for the stupidest reason possible

[exhaustedwerewolf]

I'm listening to VALENCE at probably a faster rate than is healthy, but I just got through Liam/Nico's breakup era and then shuffle had the audacity to throw this at me

(song is Luv L8r by Mom Jeans.)

bonus:

[ao3feed-friendsatthetable]

see you in the morning

by imperialhare

What does it feel like? When I touch you. Fuck, that came off too flirty, probably? Broun feels their face flush, and is grateful that the room is dimly lit. - Broun tests their new connection with Valence.

Words: 3364, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Friends at the Table (Podcast)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Other

Characters: Kal'mera Broun, Valence (Friends at the Table)

Relationships: Kal'mera Broun/Valence

Additional Tags: Hand Jobs, Alien Biology, spoilers for pzn19

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/24131149

[ao3feed-friendsatthetable]

Remember Your Truth

by fangirl_squee

There is more than one divine hidden away on Fort Icebreaker.

Words: 3719, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Friends at the Table (Podcast)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, Gen

Characters: Clementine Kesh, Integrity (Friends at the Table), Exeter Leap, Ver'million Blue, Sovereign Immunity, Valence (Friends at the Table), Gucci Garantine

Relationships: Gucci Garantine/Clementine Kesh, Clementine Kesh & Integrity

Additional Tags: Dreams, spoilers for up to partizan 25, very background sokrates/integrity

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/25106770

[ao3feed-friendsatthetable]

Seven People Who Like Clementine Kesh

by fangirl_squee

And several people who don't.

Words: 4885, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Friends at the Table (Podcast)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, Gen

Characters: Clementine Kesh, Gucci Garantine, Sovereign Immunity, Ver'million Blue, Valence (Friends at the Table), Kal'mera Broun, Thisbe (Friends at the Table), Figure A (Friends at the Table), Exeter Leap, The Blossom (Friends at the Table), Zo’la (Friends at the Table), Alise Breka (Friends at the Table), Thetonious/Tone (Friends at the Table)

Relationships: Gucci Garantine/Clementine Kesh, Clementine Kesh & Sovereign Immunity, Clementine Kesh & Figure A

Additional Tags: spoilers for up to episode 23 of partizan

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/24857446

[ao3feed-friendsatthetable]

ghost(s) in the machine

by fangirl_squee

(partially rot13'd for spoilers) Gjb crbcyr zrrg va na nsgreyvsr bs fbegf naq cergraq gb znxr crnpr jvgu vg. Order, as we know, makes peace difficult.

Words: 3028, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Friends at the Table (Podcast)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, Other

Characters: Valence (Friends at the Table), Clementine Kesh, Kal'mera Broun, Peace | Order (Friends at the Table)

Relationships: Kal'mera Broun/Valence, Gucci Garantine/Clementine Kesh

Additional Tags: SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 30 OF PARTIZAN, Ghosts, Fix-It, c/w same for that episode plus allusions to child abuse

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/26459692

[ao3feed-friendsatthetable]

the composition of a cloud

by moonbeatblues

Gur has mandibles that split to smile. It’s an easy enough motion to track, once you know what to look for.

They thread a hand through Valence like he’s combing them. It feels like nothing and everything.

  “You must feel so far away from everyone, like this, wolf.”

(Valence, and the people that know them)

Words: 1320, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Friends at the Table (Podcast)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: Other

Characters: Valence (Friends at the Table), Kal'mera Broun, Thisbe (Friends at the Table), Gur Sevraq (Friends at the Table), Peace | Order (Friends at the Table)

Relationships: Kal'mera Broun/Valence, Kal'mera Broun & Thisbe & Valence, Gur Sevraq & Valence, Gur Sevraq/Valence, a little - Relationship, Peace | Order & Valence

Additional Tags: spoilers for pzn 30, i will just. write about loving valence for the rest of time ig, the only throughline of this is like. transhumanism and thinking about home.

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/26372851

[ao3feed-friendsatthetable]

the weight of steps that shake the ground

by birdlord5000

In a critical moment, the divine that watches over the cemetery intervenes

Words: 1969, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Friends at the Table (Podcast)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Valence (Friends at the Table), Peace | Order (Friends at the Table), Thisbe (Friends at the Table)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, spoilers through Partizan 30, background broun/valence, also slight gur/valence, pzn 30 ending rewrite

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/26314720