#vale asks

[mambodork]

one of my fav things about your ugly bird baby grian au is the fact that scar and scar alone found him cute, and not only that but he also assumed that ugly baby grian was just. universally cute. It’s honestly so in character for him.

Right 😭😭 his sense of aesthetic is a bit messed up. People around him would tell him that his best friend is not, in fact, the cutest thing ever and is actually more of the opposite. And Scar would immediately take this information the wrong way and becomes a GATEKEEPER instead. He'd go around saying insane things like "yeah. This my bestie. You're not allowed to think he's cute, only I can. If you think he's cute you will get tetanus and die."

[vrainydays]

I really wanna make some gifs but there is SO many bts material that I don't know what to gif jflskdf so if you have any request or suggestion i'd very much appreciate them.

[shyaringan]

Cecil Gershwin Palmer lives rent free in my noggin 24/7

[moonshynecybin]

have you seen this vale watching marc video???!!!

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeKkBQuD/

it's making me insane for some reason. i need to know what's going on inside vale's head in that moment

vale looks like he’s gonna throw up 10/10

[erinwantstowrite]

Erin if Bruce has his brucie wayne persona in LoF I can only imagine Peter’s reaction

peter is the most expressive person ever and they'd never be able to Bat train that out of him so i imagine like. after peter is introduced formally as family they take him to his first gala and he goes viral for many things but one being a video where at first you see Brucie Wayne flirting outside the venue, and then the video quickly pans over to Peter with the most disgusted look on his face. the next video is Peter standing next to Bruce and politely asking him to stop being gross while clearly begging with his entire face not to disappoint him. Bruce does stop flirting immediately and as their conversation is directed towards people thinking Peter is adorable, the camera pans to Tim who was doing an interview but got distracted. He looks back at the camera and jabs his thumb over his shoulder and goes "We've been begging for years for him to stop being gross and the new kid does it in one day?" and Tim becomes a second meme of the night

[potato-lord-but-not]

When she Cecil on my Gershwin til I Palmer

[novembermorgon]

if you’re taking requests i would love to see sansa stark in your style <33

ive actually drawn her before!! :-) she went unpublished because i never finished this doodle collection…

[maedre13]

Podcasts I’ve listened to, in the order I’ve listened to them…

[stinkiesdraws]

(⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+ I finished the first Eleven questions for the OC Meme!!! My ask box always open for questions ✨

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

let's feel what is exactly a 山歌shan'ge (mountain songs) without explain

[imeriayapping]

Valentino Rossi in hands of other man? Likely place for him to be

[mambodork]

Building off that Isekai!Grian AU ask from earlier that someone sent...

Imagining him being gloomy and homesick, and his strange menagerie of companions he's been so focused on making sure they don't all go crazy and kill each other later down the road are all like. Oh My God Our Weird Little Guy We Follow Around Is Sad. Why is he sad. How do we remove the sad.

So you get a comedy of errors as they all try and cheer him up and it probably goes wrong in stupid ways

There is a block in Grian's mind that makes him only perceive the people around him as characters from a novel, especially characters that he himself helped create.

When the characters go out of their way to interact with him and build a relationship with him, i'd imagine Grian would be having some sort of internal crisis because "Oh, they're real. And they care, and I exist to them."

Whenever boatem tries to help him, cheer him up, or gift him presents, he will just have the most epic malfunction inside his brain that makes him have some kinda resting bitch face that ends up with Boatem thinking that they somehow made the situation worse. And i think that is very funny.

[novankenn]

So in a universe where Jaune seduced Salem into stopping the shadow war for now are living in a nice house with Salem Pregnant. Cut to them stressing out over taxes because Jaune was never taught and its been so centuries since Salem had to do any. Cue stress, confusion, and anger. Maybe Mama Arc comes in to help keep Salem calm for the baby and teach Jaune taxes.

Officially no one knew what caused the Grimm to cease their predations. What serendipitous act ushered in this new Golden Age for Remnant. Well no one accept for a very small contingent of young huntsmen and huntresses. It was almost funny for them all that "Love at First Sight" would be what saved the world.

Well maybe not that exactly. It was more desperate tackle by a overwhelmed blond knight upon evil incarnate... turned accidental kiss that really pulled everyone's ass out of the fire. In that single moment Salem Queen of the Grimm instantly became smitten with one Jaune Arc.

Three month into their instant marriage, The Arcs decided that EverNight Castle and the Grimmlands were not the place to raise a family. So they moved. They moved to Vale.

Jaune: ARGH! *Throws a pen across the kitchen table* This is INSANE!

Salem: *Rocking in a rocking Chair hands on her belly* Jaune, honey it's okay. It's okay. You don't need to...

Jaune: Salem this HAS to be done. If we don't file, we won't be able to access the VCB, or get our share of the Dust Rebate.

Salem: VCB?

Jaune: Vale Child Benefit.

Salem: We don't need those things. I have more than enough gold to last a hundred life times.

Jaune: Yes, gold coins with your face on them. Gold Coins that need to be converted to lien because in today's society gold is not used for direct purchases.

Salem: Seems like an oversight.

Jaune: Well exchanging the gold for lien means we are selling assets, which is means we are liable to pay the capital gains tax on 50% of the proceeds of sale...

Salem: Ridiculous

Jaune: AND seeing as all your coins predate known historical civilization figuring out the Adjusted Cost Base to properly account for what the actual profit from the sale... is almost impossible.

Salem: Vale should just use the Tithe system.

Jaune: We've just gotten you a Social Insurance Number, thanks to Os...

Salem: Don't mention his name, around the babies!

Jaune: Fine. I still need to do T1 couples return for us, and I'm not sure if I have to do a T2 Corporate Return for EverNight, or a T3 Trust return.... I don't think I can do this...

Salem: We have the money, dear. Hire someone.

Jaune: Like who? Who do we approach and say, here's all our paperwork, oh and by the way we have like 600 million lien worth of gold in the Grimmlands in addition to my Huntsmen Pension. Who?

Salem: Oh, they just kicked!

Jaune: Maybe I'll just start over? Maybe I should get a program?

Salem: Jaune, darling... come here.

Jaune: That could work, but we still need to figure out as birthday for Salem, and get a birth certificate...

Salem: Jaune, sweetie... come here... they're kicking!

Jaune: Maybe I should talk with Mom? She's been doing hers and Dad's taxes for years...

Salem: Jaune... JAUNE!

Jaune: Ah! What?

Salem: Forget about that. Come here.

Jaune: But...

Salem: Come here. You've stressed over those papers enough. Come.

Jaune: *Rises from his seat, and walks over.*

Salem: Here. *Takes Jaune's hand a placed it upon her belly* You feel that?

Jaune: Yes. Yes I do.

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A digital drawing of Cecil and Carlos. Cecil is an older mid-sized white man with a graying lilac mullet and mustache, a lot of body hair, tan lines, long purple and teal painted nails, and purple eyeshadow. He is wearing a green cross wrap halter crop top, a teal miniskirt, a purple shoelace as a belt around his waist, furry rainbow legwarmers, and pink bunny slippers. He's holding a black cell phone with a pop socket with the Night Vale logo on it. Carlos is an older mid-sized Latino man with medium dark brown skin, black and gray curly hair with a matching beard, a lot of body hair, and a couple moles by his eye. He is wearing a white labcoat, dull red boxers, white crew socks and brown sandals, a small black stud earring, and large square glasses. The entire image has a magenta filter over it.

Cecil is sitting on a red cushioned stool with his legs crossed over each other and smiling down at his phone. Carlos is standing with one foot raised, hugging Cecil with one arm and holding his free hand over his shoulder with the other. They're both leaning into each other. Cecil says, "Carlos, look! I've been declared the "Ultimate Sexyman"!" And Carlos replies, kissing his cheek, "I could've told you that, my honey-voiced honey~" with "honey-voiced honey" italicized. end ID]

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good evening cecilsweep nation. i made a celebratory Them <3

[moonshynecybin]

favorite marc lie of the year is still him saying he stayed out in the rain in misano because pecco (who he just beat) (handily) is a local (it was his home race) (where he had pole) and would know the track better. all while his second bike that would presumably have the wet weather tires was fully out of commission and covered up in the corner of the garage because it was broken so he literally had no choice anyway.

[gammija]

[CECIL]: "So, as we move into the final hours of the competition, vote! Whether it's for your favorite, local, Night Vale community radio host or some... pile of bones, don't let your voice go unheard.

Also... Well, this might be a little bit outside the rules, but you could even make a second account to show a little more support for whoever you think should win. You probably won't get caught. As City Council declared in a recent press release, "Voter fraud doesn't exist."

"There is no such thing as voter fraud," City Council said last Wednesday, their many mouths moving as one. "No one can vote more than once. We certainly can't. Ha, ha." Some of their feet shuffled. "We definitely did NOT commit voter fraud by using the recently developed cloning technology to make copies of ourselves, force them to vote for us, then bus them into the Whispering Forest where we threw them out. That. Never. Happened," they added emphatically.

Immediately after the press conference they disbanded the City Council's, 'Night Vale committee for Fair Elections', by eating them."

[A door creaks.]

[CECIL]: "Listeners, someone has just entered my studio.

Uhm, excuse me! You're not allowed to be in here!

It looks like it's a small man, with a smoothly bald head, and dark empty eyes...

Oh no. They're sockets. This must be him, this 'Snas' the skeleton. He's coming to defend his title...

Listeners, as I prepare myself for what will surely be a fight to the death, seeing who takes who out first, I take you... To the weather."

[CECIL]: "Welcome back. I know you're all dying to know whether I won the Tumblr sexyman poll, and if I defeated the small skeleton. Well...

I was all ready to fight, getting into a stance, when the skeleton held up his hands. He said that he didn't want to fight, and that he'd come here to concede and hand me the title.

I'll admit, I was a bit taken aback by this at first. Of course, I had to protest. Wouldn't that be unfair to the few people who voted for him, I asked?

But he explained that, since he already won last year, he wasn't really looking forward to all the attention and hassle from winning a second time. And seeing as it apparently meant a lot to me, he'd rather just let me win than miss his wedding.

Yeah, apparently he's about to be wed to someone named Komaeda in a few days? Good for him.

Dear listeners, after his heartfelt plee, I felt I had no choice but to accept the win.

Which means I am now, officially, Tumblr sexyman of 2023. Yay!

Stay tuned next for muffled sounds of celebration, overheard from a neighbour's house nearby.

Good night, Night Vale. Good night."