#and don’t get it twisted valentino is THE WITCH he didn’t need to outsource that curse to anyone else ❤️

[bikefuckersoftheworldunite]

DIABOLICAL 😭😭

In the middle of the Island's Portakabin paddock, we're in one of Rossi's media chat sessions. We get to asking him about the curse he allegedly inflicted on Sete Gibernau at the 2004 Qatar GP, where Honda notoriously had Rossi sent to the back of the grid, since when the Spaniard has apparently lost the ability to win. At first Vale hasn't got a clue what we're going on about, he's looking at us like we're nuts, then his face brightens into a big, evil grin as he mimics the act of stuffing needles into a voodoo doll. Poor Sete, what can he do, his deadly rival isn't just superhuman, he's actually supernatural.

[from a book by mat oxley]

^ valentino during the press conference at phillip island 2005, now visualize him miming sticking needles into a doll and cackling evilly adsdfghjk