#valak conjuring

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Marquis of Snakes a.k.a. "Next time just google it"

[oexenart]

i know she's occupying her time while waiting for someone to stumble upon her lurking in halls and corridors

[getmeoutofhell]

Your slasher house series got me stuck on Valak. Could u plss write some headcanons, it can be fluff or smut, I just need more Valak pics. I'm loving your work 🐱❤️🤸���♀️

Valak x reader headcanons

SFW

firstly, you have no idea how you and him even became a ‘thing’. it just…happened out of nowhere you’d say. more specifically, he happened out of nowhere. like, he just appeared out of thin air and you excepted him.

i mean, sometimes you come to think he was planning to be with you for a while, meaning he was stalking you for some time before he showed himself to you. you asked him once, to which he laughed and didn’t disagree with your claim.

valak himself is full of evil. but with you his evil is dimmed down just a bit. he lets you talk to him, vent to him, and even cry to him in your time of need. he also kills for you. he’s a demon after all, so he needs humans begging for mercy to satisfy him.

eventually in the ‘relationship’ valak will show you his true self, revealing his demonic form. at first, you got flipped out, but after a little bit you relaxed. you thought he was gonna kill you, but he kept you alive.

valak uses pet names for you. well, i’m not sure if you’d want to call them ‘pet’ names. he calls you my little viper, my little demon, and sometimes he just straight up calls you the word pet. even tho he likes you, it doesn’t mean he’ll be soft with you. as i said, he’s a demon, so he’s gonna take every change to remind you that.

he sometimes scars you, it’s another reminder to not get fully comfortable around him. anytime he could snap and get rid of you just like anyone else. remember that.

another thing, don’t make him angry. like, please just try your best to not piss him off. unless you want a: your soul to be stuck with him all eternity. b: him to kill a loved one of yours and make you watch

NSFW

talking about valak in this section he’s full of lust and greed in the bedroom. he loves him a good time when he fucks you.

he’s pretty big down there as well, way bigger than a normal man would be. he tells you to shut up and take it, but if only he knew how big he really is. he’s a mastermind, which means he’s always in control no matter what you do.

if you tell him to slow down, he’ll laugh at you and sped up. in some cases he’s the first man to even make you orgasm this much. he knows that, he can read your mind. he knows when you crave him, think of him. it’s creepy i know but this is valak we’re talking about.

he’ll breed you over and over, leaving you a soaking crying mess. you’re not done until he’s done, so buckle up and get ready to be there for a while. there’s nothing you can really do anyway.

sometimes he’s ties you up, just to make you suffer a little bit more. you’ll wake up the next day with bruises and marks but don’t dare tell your friends that it’s because you have sex with a demon. he’ll kill them if he finds out. he knows already.

thanks for the kind words!!

[shadessallow]

Aughhhhh this movie is so dear to me NGL (had a three hour yap session with my besties abt it, nobody fucking texted me back lmaooooo)

[zagan-akerman]

74/98

Valak.

[lexezombie]

Original under cut

[deepestconnoisseurmoon]

The Conjuring 2 (2016)

[solar-salem]

The Magical Killers Club : Episode.. Five? Six? I dunno, it's an episode.

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Stu: Dude, did you hear about the Kendrick vs Drake shit?

Billy: Who the fuck are those people?

Stu: Dude, just because we are dead doesn't mean we can't keep up with the drama.

Billy: I don't even have a phone-

Stu: KENDRICK, DROP ANOTHER DISTRACK AND MY LIFE IS YOURS 🙏

Billy:

Stu:

Pennywise: What did I say about yelling? Keep it down, jeez.

Valak: Say it pussy.

Pennywise:

Stu:

Billy:

Stu: I thought this episode was about us...

Billy: Oh shut up, she can't even remember what episode this even is, we're like a filler.

Stu: Shit, those are the worst... Wait says who?

Billy:

Stu:

Stu and Billy: Randy Meeks

Stu: I still lowkey fuck with Randy

Billy: Trust.

Stu: Could we have a non killer and non magical person here?

Pennywise: Kind of.. Defeats the entire purpose.. Doesn't it?

Stu: Well, yeah but it's the Randy Meeks.

Pennywise: Pretty sure Bruce--Yamada just wants an excuse to bring in Randy

🤫🧏‍♀️

[just1alien]

I'm weak for sharp faces.

[ellescardd]

I always think it's funny in The Nun when faced with Valak, the characters are so quick to whip out a little cross or rosary beads. Like I hate to be the bearer of bad news guys but that's doing absolutely nothing I fear.

Valak:

1. Turned an entire room of crosses upside down

2. Turned a cross upside down and set it on fire

3. Haunts an Abbey with crosses and other religious symbolism plastered literally everywhere

4. Killed priests inside of their churches

5. WEARS A CROSS AS PART OF HER FIT

There might be more stuff I'm not thinking of, but I do fear that the tiny rosary beads are not helping at all ☝️

[cupcakeshakesnake]

The TV

[loverhorror]

[dahmerskitchen]

[shadessallow]

†WHO IS THIS DIVA†

Anyway hi, taking a break from the animatic to draw something just for fun :333

[ajayvenkat]

Valak from the conjuring universe

[lexezombie]

Mmm w00d

or... alternatively...

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