Yosemite and my First Half Marathon
I once heard that the greatest gift you could ever give the world is a healthy you.
When I first set foot on the pavement and ran my first couple of miles during my post-grad years, I knew I’d grow a love and affinity for running.
As an incessant creative and homebody guitar, playing her guitar, recording covers online and sharing her little ramblings and words of wisdom online, running was my…
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Damn, that Singaporean hunk is so hot. Any chance I can be a Singaporean twunk/twink to accompany him on his vacation? I could use a break from my nursing job.
Thanks for your booking with FWK Vacations. Good luck with your Singaporean hunk!
You wake up with a gasp, your nose filled with the musky stench of a man’s sweaty armpit. Without thinking, you start to lick, and you hear a deep moan from above you as you slide your wide tongue through the greasy pit hair.
After a few moments, your roomie lifts himself off you, grinning down as beads of sweat drop from his hair onto your lithe chest. It might be nice and cool in your apartment, you remember, but the heat on the streets of Singapore is inescapable.
“Thanks for the tongue bath,” your roomie says in his Singapore-tinged prep school accent, and you wriggle deeper into the sheets at the sound of his voice. “Now we’re ready to head out for the night.” He swaggers out your bedroom door to get dressed.
You lever yourself out of bed, savouring the musky flavour still filling your mouth. You can’t wait to make out with some guy at the club tonight and share the taste. With your boyish mixed race features and toned, twunky body, you know it’s just a matter of time. If you get lucky, you and your roommate will both pull tonight and you can have a sexy, sweaty foursome on your big bed later!
Enjoy your vacation!
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Germany 2019: Lance talking about his tyre call for a race with changing conditions
"I was driving around the circuit with my visor half-open for a whole lap, looking and inspecting the tarmac like "Is it good enough for slicks?" And y'know we had to take a risk with those 20 laps to go and we were at the back. It wasn't fully dry at that stage in the race […] I knew if we could just jump our competitors who were still in inters at that time, we'd be in pretty good shape."
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the best cure i've found for impostor syndrome is identifying the most incompetent person currently doing the thing you want to be doing. that is the bar. as long as you can do better than that person you deserve to be in the space.
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So, I have thought about something funny regarding my lil phoenix king Vlad au.
Is that he genuinely, just doesn't want to king.
He did at first, but after being the king of phoenixes for a prolonged time he, well. He hates it to be frank. They're stuck in their old way, old ways that make quite hard for Vlad to do frankly anything really, and they keep snubbing him for doing human things when he's something as glorious as a phoenix.
And they kept inviting themselves in unannounced at the most terrible of times to take with him, which has left Vlad a lacking of sleeping as well.
So Vlad uh, well.
He ran.
He just decided that he deserved a break from all of this, so he shrunk down to bird size (still relatively large for a bird), carefully contained his magical aura and then flew to what he was sure would be a great idea.
Daniel Fenton.
The boy himself did not seem all that amused by his appearance, amused at his reasoning but not all that when he was asked to hide him for an undetermined amount of time.
Dan? Currently still getting his feet under him after being turned into a Raiju (And nobody decided to inform him that the clone he was going to liquidize was the current vessel of a world destroying fusion of him and Daniel until he found out himself).
Danielle? Currently somewhere out in the goddamn sea and, well. Fire elemental, water elemental, mass amounts of water?
You can already see how that would go down.
And what about that man he caught Vlad in bed with a few months ago? They already knew about him, and he's currently indisposed at the moment with some magical shenanigan or scamming someone probably.
Point is, Danny has to hide Vlad from the phoenix council and their very terrible way of doing things and since Danny was a dragon, he would be the last those dull feathers would check.
Luckily, Danny agreed. So long as he didn't blow his cover as a non-human to the new family he found himself with.
The Wayne family.
Yea, they were a bunch of rich guys and maybe emotionally constipated but Danny likes what he's got going on here. They don't have any secret basements or labs, helpful to Gotham city itself and they're just totally normal people!
Emotional constipation notwithstanding.
Vlad agrees, he scratches Danny's back and Danny scratched his.
Vlad kept to Danny's room for the first few days, and would've kept to said room until he was forced out by Damian Wayne, who quite frankly scared him. The creepy boy was literally watching him sleep and he suddenly decided that Daniel's room isn't all that safe anymore.
The Wayne Mansion is big, so there should be at least one place Vlad could hide.
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me finding out about the logan drop and just. screaming. i literally stayed at work an extra hour because it was so busy and now this??? and lo logan response?? honestly though i’m just hoping he said “good riddance” and fucked off on vacation because he deserves to just lay in a pool for 7 hours somewhere. the only silver lining that i’m seeing is that we’re about to see a notoriously messy driver (Franco, according to a friend of mine that watches F2 & F1 religiously) and a notoriously testy/pointy (see: SHITBOX FLAMING TRACTOR ASS BITCH OF A) car. J*mes Consonants is about to see his entire plan go up in flames and the world will see truly how horrendous of a car the williams is and realize that Logan was NOT the issue.
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It's my turn! :D✨
How would the siren tower react to the races tower ?
:)
Bonus:
I didn't do all the characters, hope that's okay
Starting with the Fakers. Siren Tower Fakey loves hugs, and i think his Races Tower equivalent wouldn't have anything against a hug either
This was the only interaction between them i could think of. Stick just sees that giant sack of money and tries to steal it. Greedy bastard. Elf Stick is not amused.
I really wanted the Noisettes to interact. Hazel loves all kinds of mythical creatures, so she thinks Noisette is really pretty. She loves her wings and outfit! Meanwhile the Noises.. don't seem to get along as well.
The Pizzaheads were trying to make a plan to destroy/get rid of their Peppinos, but unfortunately, Eel PH can be a little prankster and gave Elf PH an electric shock because he thought it was funny.
I honestly couldn't think of anything for the Vigis and the Peppers. Maybe Pepperfish would've been inspired by Fairy Pepperman to make another statue? But i had absolutely nothing for Vigilante.
For Peppino and Gustavo i had two options but i didn't know what exactly to draw..
Option 1: the Peppinos are exchanging recipes since ST Peppino isn't as experienced with baking. And maybe he could bake a pie for Sharkstavo once... The Gustavos are meanwhile talking about their respective worlds, and maybe about their Peppinos
Option 2: an awkward pepstavo double date?? The Gustavos would talk in Siren language and the Peppinos don't have a single clue what they're talking about.
For option 2 i wanted the Bricks to be in the background sharing a look like "i know what they are", but i only have a rough sketch for that
Bricks be like "🤨🏳️🌈?" - "😏🏳️🌈"
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telling my irl’s normie f1 fan fiancé ‘yes’ feels like an… understatement
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Hey! I'm exhausted from medical school, and the holidays have been no break either. I hear the party scene is good in Hong Kong and I've never been - can you send me on a trip there?
Thanks for your booking with FWK Vacations! Get ready for a taste of the Hong Kong nightlife!
You wake up with your face pillowed in something that smells delicious, like musk and salt all in one. You lick your lips and taste fresh sweat. With a happy murmur, you start tongue-washing the big set of lightly furred balls you slept next to all day.
As tan, muscular men start to shift around you, you remember flashes of the wild party last night. A tongue tentatively licks over your ass and you arch your back, grinding your bubble butt back into the handsome face of the man who fell asleep rimming you.
“Fuck,” grunts a bearded guy in thickly accented Cantonese, “we need to be dancing in 20.”
You drop the balls you’ve been sucking from your mouth. “I really wanna cum!” you whine, and dive back in, hearing a horny moan from the hottie you’re servicing.
“Hold it until the big spenders tip you,” the head gogo boy barks, and tosses a mesh shirt at you.
20 minutes later, the club opens and the patrons start coming in. You’re dancing on a table, your erection perfectly obvious in your slutty tights. Maybe if you dance sexily enough, you’ll be the first gogo boy to get a tip big enough to get a private room. Fuck, you love partying all night, every night.
Enjoy your vacation!
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WIP WEDNESDAY
This chapter is so close to being done guys I PROMISE 😭 anyways I know I said edited but this is actually from the section that hasn’t been edited yet lmao. Enjoy!
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Sasha snatched the pillow away and Anetra squinted at the sudden brightness. “Okay. No quitting then. What options does that leave?”
Anetra threw her arm over her eyes, half-regretting coming here. “Die a slow painful death? Move to the Philippines and change my name to start a fresh new life as a schoolteacher in the Visayas? Murder-suicide with my parents?”
Sasha didn’t respond and after a few beats of silence, Anetra peeked out from behind her arm. Sasha was still perched in the same spot, arms crossed. Their eyes met and Sasha finally — finally cracked a smile. “No murder-suicide or slow painful deaths. We have to be bitchy old ladies together in 60 years.”
Anetra let herself smile too, just slightly, dropping her arm and perching up on her elbows. “Philippines it is then. I hope you like the heat.”
Sasha snorted “I’m from Hawaii. I thrive as an island girl.”
“Great. I’ll call myself Marina and you’re… I don’t know. Princess or something.”
“Princess? I thought Marcia had dibs on that one,” Sasha smirked, wiggling her eyebrows suggestively.
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man is ready for his vacation
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Nothing better than this
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Chapter 13 of When the World Falls Into Anarchy is now out!!!
when the world falls into anarchy (15176 words) by etherealbumblebee
Chapters: 13/?
Fandom: Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies (1992), Newsies: The Broadway Musical! (2017)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Relationships: Spot Conlon/Racetrack Higgins, Albert DaSilva/Finch (Newsies), Sarah Jacobs/Katherine Plumber Pulitzer, David Jacobs/Jack Kelly, Crutchie/Albert DaSilva (Newsies), Bill Hearst/Darcy Reid
Characters: Spot Conlon, Racetrack Higgins, Finch (Newsies), Albert DaSilva (Newsies), Jack Kelly (Newsies), Crutchie (Newsies), Katherine Plumber Pulitzer, David Jacobs, Les Jacobs, Bill Hearst, Darcy Reid
Additional Tags: Zombie Apocalypse, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Zombie Apocalypse, Post-Apocalypse, Danger, Survival
Summary:
One month. It’d been one month since the first signs of the plague showed up, since the first person became mad with fever and insane with bloodlust, since the disease had ravaged the world until there was nothing left. Spot had been lucky somehow, able to stay far from the infected, but as far as he could tell, he’d been the only one.
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One month after the outbreak of a disease that turned the whole world on its head, Spot Conlon must navigate his way through a world no longer safe to walk in, seeking safety alongside several other survivors.
When the world falls into anarchy, who will be able to see their way through?
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