#vacado

[leap-loves]

Put A Pin In It - Cyborg 009 [ Alpha-Numeric ]

Another Cyborg 009 familial drabble I did! This time with a few hcs of mine for the Cyborg fam, where they actually get to wear their scarves in different ways. Either for fashion or practicality. And a bit of insight to how Ashley sees and interacts with everyone!

~

"What is taking her so long?" Jet groaned, leaning against the wall and looking out the window. "I swear, we never should've let her go out alone, women take forever." 

"Cool your jets," Albert countered, absolutely smirking at the pun, "I'm sure she'll be back soon. It's not even sundown yet."

Jet grumbled in complaint, tapping his foot impatiently. "What was she even going to do, anyways?" He asked, casting a glance around the room. 

Pyunma shrugged "Who knows? Maybe she wanted a change of scenery, or needed to go buy something?" 

Clearly that wasn't the response Jet was hoping for, just grumbling and looking out the window again. Fortunately he wasn't waiting too much longer, Fran looking up from the book she was reading. "She's back." 

Ashley finally opened the door just a few moments later, a tote bag on her arm. "I'm home!" She called playfully, looking up to everyone once she's locked the door behind herself. 

"About damn time." Jet grumbled, crossing his arms tighter. 

Ashley rolled her eyes at his antics, but couldn't help her excited grin. "Oh hush. I'm glad you're all here though, actually!" She beamed, reaching into the tote bag and rummaging for a moment as she wandered over to Jet. "I got a little something for everyone!" 

That seemed to get their attention, Chang even sticking his head out from the kitchen in their hotel room. "Presents? For us?"

"Mmhm!" She hummed, finally pulling her hand out of the bag, holding a smaller bag. 

"What's the occasion? Did we forget about a holiday?" G.B. asked, genuinely concerned. 

"Nope, no reason! I just saw them and wanted to get everyone a little something!" She answered as she reached into the smaller bag as she finally stood on front of Jet, who seemed much more interested now. 

"I'll just go in numerical order, so I'll start with Jet for this." She explained, holding something out in her hand, prompting him to hold his own hand out palm up. She dropped the item into his palm, then focused on his reaction. 

It was a broach, not terribly large, but the design earned her an excited grin. 

"I saw it and thought of when you were trying to paint the shark face design that are on fighter planes," Ashley explained, "So I couldn't help but grab it for you! And I was able to find one for everyone! Except Ivan, because I'm not sure if they'd be too heavy for him or not." 

Jet turned the pin over in his hand some before chuckling and using his empty hand to ruffle her hair, not phased by her protests or swatting. "You did good, kid." 

Ashley beamed before scurrying over to François, rummaging in her little bag again. "I also figured it might be fun to decorate our uniforms some with them, personalize them a little. But they might also get damaged or be a hindrance, so…" she shrugged, finally offering Fran hers. 

Fran accepted hers with both hands, gasping softly as she looked at the pin, depicting a pair of pink ballet slippers tied together in a bow. She wasted no time in pinning it to her blouse with a smile, setting her book aside to offer Ashley a hug, which she gratefully accepted. 

"I know they're not red, but hopefully pink will suffice?" Ashley asked, a little playful. 

Fran laughed softly "It's perfect." She reassured, letting her go so she could continue passing out her gifts. 

So off Ashley goes to Albert, who had his hand out by the time she got to him. Once he registered that his pin was a cartoony bomb that said 'boom' where the fuse would be, he couldn't help but laugh. 

"They didn't have any rocket knees, so I figured this would be close enough." She teased, managing to duck away from the second hair ruffling to hurry over to G. Jr. With a laugh. 

She offered his to him, already giggly from the excitement, only for it to be louder when seeing how tiny the pin looked in his hand. It was a simple horseshoe, but was deceptively heavy. 

"It's weighted on the bottom, so that no matter what, it'll be right side up to hold in the gold luck!" She explained as he examined the pin carefully, as though still scared of damaging it. 

He nodded gratefully, offering a soft "Thank you" before she headed off to Chang and G.B., handing them each of theirs. A red asian style dragon for Chang, and a pair of drama masks for G.B. 

"I almost got a whisk for you, Chang, but I felt like the dragon was more fitting. Fire and all that." She explained, adding "I was also hoping to find a typewriter pin for G.B., but they didn't have one. So I figured the masks were the next best thing." 

Chang was already fastening his to his apron, beaming proudly with his hands on his hips. "It's perfect!" He reassured before hurrying back to the kitchen not wanting their dinner to burn. 

G.B. struggled more with his pin, Ashley having to help him when he managed to almost prick himself. "I've been an actor for longer than I've been a writer, so I feel this is a perfectly suitable pin." He reassured, also giving her a tight squeeze of a hug. "You're so thoughtful!" 

Ashley laughed shyly, heading over to Pyunma next. "It's nothing fancy or anything, but I like to get you guys things when I think you'd like them! It's just even better when I can find something for the whole group! I also got us some more movies and music, so we can have some fresh variety when traveling." 

"Don't sell yourself short," Pyunma scolded with a smile. "It's still clear you thought hard on what to get everyone, and that you pay attention. It means a lot to know someone cares so much about the little stuff." 

Ashley flushed at the praise, offering him his next. His was shaped like a surfboard, but with a sun and wave pattern on it. "I'm just glad that so far you're all enjoying them. I had a hard time choosing for some of you." She admitted, fidgeting with the bag absently. "For example for you, I had a hard time finding anything that fit well enough… I chose this one since you're our underwater specialist." 

Pyunma hummed appreciatively, giving her a smile. "I think it's a great fit." He reassured. 

Relieved, Ashley went over to Joe last, who was looking at Fran's, since he had sat down next to her. "Last but not least." Ashley joked, offering him his own pin. 

Joe looked up in surprise, as if not having expected to be included. He still reached out to accept his pin, surprised by what she chose. "A white bunny?" 

Ashley nodded, putting the bag back in her tote. "Mmhm! I'm not sure if it's your favorite animal or something, but I noticed you have that wooden carved bunny, and it seems really important to you. So… I figured a bunny pin wouldn't hurt." 

Joe took a moment to look at over, but didn't take much longer to give her a smile. "I really appreciate it." He assured, putting it on his collar for now. 

"Did you not get yourself one?" G.B. asked, his head tilted in confusion. 

"I did, don't worry!" Ashley answered, turning her tote bag towards him and pointing out the hourglass shaped pin she had on it. "I got myself this little hourglass one, and it even has sand in it that moves!" 

"An hourglass?" Joe asked, shifting to look at it better, audibly confused. 

Ashley reached up, tapping her sunglasses as she explained. "Hourglasses usually represent something to do with time, and since my abilities are basically like visions of different periods of time, an hourglass! Plus I've always been told I had an impeccable sense of time." 

No one could really argue that logic, and any arguments there may have been were promptly forgotten by her showing off the rest of her haul, and Chang starting to bring out dinner shortly after. While many of those pins didn't make their ways to the 00 uniforms, they still had their places of honor in each cyborg's wardrobe. 

[keinjair]

@dunkin-your-donut

unfortunately tumblr only allows 10 poll options and there are so many more legendary vines, but….. here goes

[fox-daddy]

One meme per Mc ship;

Kyle x Asra, Kyle x Nadia, and Kyle x Muriel took way too fing long.

MLI;

Kyle x Asra;

Kyle: Wow, they really hate us.

Asra: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Kyle: But we’re not gay, Asra.

Asra:...

Kyle:...

Asra: We’re not?

Kyle x Nadia;

Kyle: I learned a valuable lesson from this.

Nadia: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…

Kyle: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY A GOD!

Hunter x Portia;

Portia: Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergartens-

Hunter: I'd fight kindergartens

Portia:...that wasn't even the whole question

Hunter: those kids are getting slapped

Hunter x Julian;

Julian: can I get a sip of your water

Hunter: it's not water

Julian: vodka I like your style

Hunter: it's vinegar

Julian:...what?

Hunter: it's vinegar

Hunter x Muriel;

Hunter: Muriel, ask me what kind of tree I have

Muriel: no.

Hunter: Muri, just ask me what kind of tree I have

Muriel: no

Hunter: just ask me, what kind of tree-

Muriel: what kind of tree?

Hunter; it's a Chris pine ,*zooms in on a picture of Chris Pine tapped to the pine tree*

Bluebell x Lucio;

Bluebell with flowers: hey babe, happy one year

Lucio/Bluebell share cute smiles*

Lucio: I'm fifty-seven

SLI;

Kyle x Portia;

Portia: Get to del taco they have a new thing called, fre sha- *starts dying of laughter*

Kyle/Portia: fre sha vacado!

Kyle x Muriel;

"I want to be a yoyo man," he cried. "Make me a yoyo man." But The Yo-Yo Master Did Not Answer, He Just Kept On Yo-ing" 

Kyle x Lucio; (when they met for the second time)

Lucio: How does it feel to be worst detective ever

Kyle: Shut up, your mother buys you megablocks instead of legos

Lucio: You shut your mouth

Hunter x Asra;

This is Hunter. Hunter loves their personal space. This is Asra. Asra also loves Hunter's personal space.

Hunter x Lucio;

Hunter: baby changing station. *covers the letter C* Baby hanging station

Lucio: confused clapping*

Bluebell x Asra;

Bluebell: do you have any shaving cream?

Asra: no, I don't like the taste

Bluebell:...you eat shaving cream?

Asra: No? Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste

Bluebell x Nadia;

Nadia:name a yellow fruit

Bluebell panicking: orange

Bluebell x Portia;

It's a kitten in a box *video of Pepi charging into boxes* it's a kitten in a box

Bluebell x Julian;

Road works ahead, uh, yeah, I sure hope it does. (Both of them in general)

Bluebell x Muriel;

Bluebell: Culver's is closed for Easter because lemon ice is back?

Muriel:...I thought his name was Jesus

Bluebell: yeah, same

[memurfevur-archive]

did yall know i have a troll named Fresha Vacado and he is just a funky lil guy?

thats all i have about him but he does exist

[jona-tan]

Y finalmente, Pedro Castillo ha sido vacado. Dina Boluarte nueva presidente del Perú.

[the-cheese-slut]

the names of those old vine compilations are everything to me

they’re like

“vines that fresha my vacado”

“vines that send me to hell”

“vines older than fire”

“vines that lick my noggin”

[leap-loves]

Sleep Mode - Cyborg 009 [ Alpha-Numeric ]

A little drabble I did with my Cyborg 009 OC, Ashley! I figure she ends up really fond of Ivan because baby!! So... here's a thing! And so far all of her relationships are platonic!

~

Ashley groaned, hearing the voices of her friends grow louder as they fussed with each other, even over her humming. Although she could just make out the voices, she couldn't figure out what was being said. So time to investigate! 

She opened the door to the room she'd claimed as hers, and the voices instantly became clearer. 

"-on Ivan! Stop being difficult!" Jet complained, the first voice she could make out clearly. 

She wasn't part of the conversation, so she's not sure what Ivan responded with, but she has a feeling that it wasn't relenting to whatever is being asked of him. 

"I still say we should try one of my-"

"No, G.B., we are not letting you put on a whole show to try and get him to sleep. Even if it’s good for boring someone to sleep." 

G.B. threw his hands up in frustration “None of you have any taste!” He grumbled, seeming to give up on the situation and storming out of the room, nearly running into Ashley on the way out. 

“Oh, Ashley! Perfect timing! Do you think you could help?” He pleaded, even taking her hands into his own with a firm squeeze and hopeful look. 

“What’s going on?” Ashley asked, peeking into the room finally to see Ivan now in Chang’s arms, being rocked to… less than successful results. 

“Ivan’s being fussy and even admitted he’s tired, but he’s fighting every attempt we make to get him to sleep. Chang’s already tried ensuring he’s well fed, his diaper is fine, and lullabies aren’t working! Francoise is resting after last mission, so we can’t ask her for help either…” 

Ashley gently freed her hands from G.B.’s grip to go over, gently offering to take Ivan from Chang, who passed over the fussy cyborg with ease and relief. 

“Why don’t you want to sleep?” She asked, settling Ivan against her chest so he’d be well supported. 

Ivan was quiet, as though not wanting to answer. Or perhaps trying to figure out how best to verbalize it? Who knows, with this group. Probability was high for either answer. 

So she waited, taking to swaying absently as the others watched her, G.B. even biting his nails anxiously. 

“I don’t want to be asleep if something happens.” Ivan eventually answered telepathically, Ashley finally being allowed into the entirety of the conversation. 

“Ahh that makes sense.” Ashley hummed. “Anxiety sucks like that. But you don’t need to worry.” She reassured, giving him a smile. 

“But-”

She cut the psychic off before he could continue. “No buts. You have nothing to worry about. The probability of anything happening right now is extremely low, less than a single percent. And even should something happen, do you anticipate this being one of your longer sleeps?”

Ivan still didn’t seem convinced, his cheeks puffed out uncertainly around his pacifier. 

“As much as we are recuperating, so is Black Ghost.” She reminded “They know we’re licking our metaphorical wounds, and are unlikely to attack. As a result, they aren’t likely to try and provoke us. And even if they should, we’re still good about keeping watch.” 

“Everyone needs rest, you’re all exhausted.” Ivan countered, at least not fussing as much as he had been with the others, much to their relief. At this point, they’re just watching this conversation unfold in awe, and a bit of jealousy. Of course he settles down for Ashley after pitching a fit for the three of them. 

Ashley just quirked a brow at Ivan, moving to sit down on the couch. “You’re exhausted too, Ivan.” She countered, her tone gentle but firm. She continued to sway slowly as she thought, absently patting his back as she thought. “How about this, I’ll take watch. I won’t be sleeping anyways, so it’s the most productive use of my time. And I can keep you with me, so you can be the first to know if something happens.” She offered. 

Ivan didn’t have any arguments to that, seeming to relent as he leaned into her chest more properly. 

“I thought so.” She laughed softly, switching to rubbing his back as she situated an extra blanket around him, turning her attention to the guys. “Do one of you mind giving me a lift to the roof in a bit?” She asked. “I’m going to go grab my music, then head outside”

G.B. gave her a playful salute. “But of course! Are you sure you’ll be okay up there?”

Ashley waved her hand slightly to dismiss the concern. “I’ll be fine.” She reassured “Like I said, I’m going to be awake anyways. You three go get some rest.” 

Jet and Chang both obediently went to get some rest, since Ivan was clearly handled. Ashley went up to her room and grabbed her music player and a light jacket, situating them around Ivan and his blanket. She went out to the front yard, where G.B. was waiting. 

Once he saw her, he transformed into a spring, anchored on the roof. She carefully grabbed onto him, allowing herself to be pulled up to the roof, only managing to land steadily through practice, and G.B. maneuvering himself juuuust to be careful. Ashley’s not the most cautious, after all. 

Once reaching the roof, she took her station at the top, ensuring that Ivan was secure and comfortable against her chest. She put on one half of the headphone, looking around to ensure she has a good view of everything. 

“Thank you for the lift, G.B.” She said, looking to him once she was sure that she was settled. “You go get some rest too, okay?” 

“Alright. But if you need anything, don’t hesitate to ask. We’re just a shout away.” G.B. reminded, getting ready to hop down once he got his acknowledgement that she did hear him. When she nodded and gave a playful two fingered salute, he nodded in return and hoped down from the roof to go inside. 

After hearing G.B. head inside, Ashley waited a few moments longer before speaking again. “You can relax now, Ivan.” She spoke softly, still looking around on alert. “Everyone is resting, and safe inside. I’m on watch, and you’re right here with me. Safe, but close enough that I can wake you first if something happens. You know as well as I that I won’t be sleeping at least until after breakfast anyways, so you don’t have to worry about me falling asleep on the job or anything either.” 

Ivan hummed and snuggled closer, letting himself relax more at her words. She’s not wrong after all. She’s no psychic, but he can’t deny that her analysis hit the nail on the head this time. 

She started to quietly hum along to her music, her arms wrapped securely around him with a light squish. Having him close, being able to feel him breathing under her arms and through the blankets, honestly helped her own anxiety. She’s not having to look around frantically, jumpy at every tiny noise. 

She’s not sure how long it takes for her to check on him again properly, but she’s relieved to see him sound asleep, and without fuss. Good. 

At least one of them will be well rested come morning. And she has a sneaking suspicion she’ll feel rather refreshed for once too. 

[xanniedannyv2]

Fre sha vacado

[enterateconlesly]

Gral y Congresista José Wiliams Zapata "la vacancia de Pedro Castillo fue un logro nacional"

ECL.  En una entrevista realizada en Canal N  al actual Presidente del Congreso  Gral. Jose Wiliamas Zapata, sostuvo en relación a la vacancia de Pedro Castillo Terrones que “cambiamos la historia de lo que podía suceder”,  la vacancia del golpista Pedro Castillo, alcanzó 102 votos fue un logro no solo de mi gestión, sino  un logro nacional”. Pedro Castillo sí fue bien vacado, y se respetó todos…

[limantigua]

No. No se trata de un circuito de ejercicio para perros. Estos son los juegos infantiles para los niños del Barrio de Monserrate, ubicados en un espacio “recuperado” por el ex alcalde vacado Jorge Muñoz y que fue ganador de un premio otorgado por la organización @ciudadanosaldia con el apoyo de la Universidad del Pacífico y su Escuela de Gestión Pública en la categoría Movilidad y Espacios Públicos Sostenibles. Así luce el lugar en la actualidad. Pueden ir a visitarlo y comprobar las fotografías amigos. Hoy en la nueva gestión municipal que lidera el alcalde @rafaellopezaliagaoficial , le invitamos a que visite el lugar y compruebe lo que dejó la gestión anterior. ¿Juegos pobres para niños pobres?🤔 ¿Bancas pobres para gente pobre?🤔 Hace poco apareció en redes un aviso de un Curso de “Urbanismo ciudadano para la primera infancia”. Esperemos que en el curso puedan analizar este caso conocido del barrio de Monserrate, además de poder ir a visitarlo con estudiantes de arquitectura y urbanismo y con niños de Miraflores, San Isidro o La Molina; que jueguen y se diviertan en el espacio y pedirles su opinión sobre el trabajo “ganador” de un premio. Lima, ¿Cómo vamos? 🤔 Lima, ¡Así estamos! 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♀️ Fotografías 📸 Vladimir Velásquez @fundacionfemsa @placemakingmx @unescoperu @minculturape @unesco_es @lima_cap @ueenperu @agendacaf #CiudadesCómoVamos #prolima #PlanMaestro #LimaComoVamos #LuisMartinBogdanovich #CiudadesQueInspiran #VisitaLima #LimaParaTi #TurismoEnLima #CorazonDeLaCiudad #urbaniños #LimeñosAlBicentenario #LimaPotenciaMundial https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpc6lRiOb2i/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thosefookinavacados]

VACados to VACcination

seems closer than vacados to avacados in my mind

I never thought me spelling avocados wrong when creating this account three years ago and making it my brand would lead to this but wow is all i have to say my anon

[victor-tello-world]

🌏#TeVeO_PERU | JUSTICIA ➡️HUYE COMO UNA RATA⬅️ El ex Premier Anibal Torres Vásquez, a través de su cuenta de Twitter anunció que pasará a la clandestinidad, porque la Fiscal de la Nación, lo ha denunciado por ser parte una organización criminal y por perturbacion a la justicia. Como se recuerda, Torres fue asiduo defensor del vacado presidente, Pedro Castillo y de quien se dice, es el autor intelectual del golpe de Estado, perpetrado por Pedro Castillo Terrones. Y como toda rata, huye y abandona el barco para esconderse de la justicia. Al ex Premier le esperan varios años de cárcel por los presuntos delitos de conspiración y rebelión. Seguiremos informando... 🌐#TvO_Televisión ¡Te informa mejor! (en Agencia MTV) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmAN_s5JUG8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[barinastv]

El primer mensaje de Dina Boluarte La nueva presidenta de la República, Dina Boluarte, emitió este miércoles su primer discurso como jefa de Estado ante el Pleno del Congreso, luego de que Pedro Castillo fuera vacado por permanente incapacidad moral. #peru #dinaboluarte #pedrocastillo #mensajealanación #política #perú21noticias https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl4wpwOLxxk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[hattersarts]

created some talking heads for my half orc barbarian, Fresha Vacado (free-sha va-ca-doo) and used https://olmewe.itch.io/veadotube-mini to get them to react while i talk over discord while playing dnd (bg credit)