#v; don't look up

[endlessxrealities]

@naturally-recklessly​ (Yule Havenhurst)

“Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.” The voice of Dr. Randall Mindy played through the TVs hanging in the DrinkMo! liqour store; the world being witness to the launch of a mission to destroy the concerning comet-

“Dibiasky!” 

Lauren Dibiasky, a college sophomore, and younger sister of the true discoverer and name sake of the comet jumped at the sudden exclamation from her boss. 

Pulling her eyes away from the monitor and live broadcast, she turned to see the crabby old man stepping of the back room. “I need you to unload these onto the shelfs.” He set gestured to a dolly that held three shipping boxes of vodka coolers.

The girl nodded, “I’ll be sure to get to it.” 

“Good, do it now.” The man ordered, before retreating back to his ‘office’ as he’d called it. Not much of an office when all he does is play online blackjack. Lauren would say.

The door shut behind the man, and Lauren sighed, sparing a final glance at the monitor, before heading over to fetch the roller dolly; guiding it over to the cooler isle when the bell above the store’s door gave a soft jingle.

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[canisalbus]

The juxtaposition of these two posts has me thinking it's Ear from the first post waking them up, and Machete is just like "...I'm really not pleased but I'm also not going to be angry because that's not what Ear needs right now."

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[hanalghilan]

I could do more than woo you. I could wow you.

[raziiyah]

do u think he doesn't get it until celia announces it on the intercom, mf can't see

[zxal]

3 extra people in your head = 4x the hairstyle opportunities

[viyojo]

love and peace on the planet earth

[ryllen]

BEEP BEEP

🚗

new son coming through

[krislgfox]

I'm a bit nervous to post it, but as most of the people say: I'm cringe but I'm free! So, take this ref sheet of coalecroux fankid that I'm came up with! :]

Some small facts:

-His adopted

-Calls his parents like "purple dad" and "fire dad"

-When he was just born, he easily fitted in Gideon's one hand

-He really liked to bite Gideon(especially his fingers) and lay on Kermy's head when he was 3

-Firefly is 3ft tall

-He strongly refuse to wear shoes

-Calls Gricko, Frosty and Torbek as his uncles, calls Twig as his auntie and calls Hootsie as his big sis

-He really likes when someone carries him around

-He's halfdragon who was born from thing called "forbidden fruit"(I read about it on DnD.su)

-He's a halfdragon of lizardfolk and sapphire dragon

-His tail is a bit defected

-His favorite creatures are griffons(he likes them as much as Kremy likes unicorns)

Some kind of story how Gid and Kremy got him(I'm bad at making stories srry):

Basically, Gid and Kremy found his egg in the bushes near some lake deep in the forest when they wanted to make some "ironic" picnic date there. When they found his egg they waited some time to make sure if someone will comeback for him, but after 2 hours no one came they realized that the egg was abandoned and so Kremy's parent instincts started to kick in and they decided to take it. Something like that :d

[teddys-shion]

LUCAS EMMANUEL • • •

[stargazing-enby]

Can someone tell me to do it scared

[utau-bowl]

Synthesizer V AI = Digital instrument created by training an ai to replicate a singers voice. Used in a piano roll interface where notes are placed one by one.

Most "AI Covers" on places like YouTube = use voice changers over an acapella. The audio equivalent of putting an instagram filter on a picture of your face.

[fatedroses]

Local Garlean Adventurer gets the first head kisses he's had within the last decade, is content.

...Even if he has to fold himself in half for them.

[crazyhickofftheirrocker]

Andrés and Marta meeting in the kitchen tonight

A: I'm going to kill Jesús

M: *under her breath* Not if I get there first

[kenobihater]

wanted to capture one of the two victory lines from ryuzo that i had heard, so i volunteered as a pincusion. i then realized he has SIX victory lines, all of which he sounds suitably unhinged for