#uzis bald :(

[new-momb]

Alright, I'm still trying out the app so I don't know how to post things the right way yet. Also, not my proudest work, but IF WE ARE CRINGE, WE ARE FREE.

Anyway, i'm planning on ranting about some stuff in the near future. Idk, maybe. We'll see, if my energy doesn't go down the drain before then.

See ya!

[parfaityuri]

Beta j and uzi

[colfy-wolfy]

murder scugs the epic rain world x murder drones crossover (real)

more info yapping under cut

instead of wings, they get the ability to climb walls, ceilings, and background tiles. also uzi gets rot and probably telekinesis. idk I'm still figuring that out.

N and V (and J) also probably have rot too but it's actively being fought back by their unnaturally enhanced immune systems.

don't question where they got the hats, they just found them ok ! it makes sense, trust.

[drykoolaid]

HEADCANON ‼️‼️✨

Uzi is fucking bald.

and so r the other worker drones ( I didn’t wanna struggle draw them)

I mean maybe N, V, and J aren’t bald bc they got that whole organic-ish spooky shit goin on (so they can grow their own hair ig) but yk

[galaxygorl-does-stuff]

the creatures have arrived

[uzi-x33]

i love her sm guys😭‼️ also bonus baldku and 0.5ku🔥🔥🔥

[thebettertwin-neon-leon]

BALD UZIII -drawin by my friend-

also yes im alive :3

[nerugetthehellaway]

give me bald characters to draw

[bigtittiecomitte]

Idk about you guys but I hope we get to see bald Uzi in the series

Like imagine there’s a storm and Uzi’s wig flew that would be so cool

[florshedworf]

well i didn’t mean for it to come to this but it came to me in a dream: trans uzi

[bald-homophobic-v]

GUYS LOOK AT THOSE FAGS OMG

haha yeah

[rory-multifandom-mess]

I just rewatched all of murder drones with my partner and i noticed so many little things. pls ask me about them.

JK i’m gonna yap about it anyway LMFAO.

In episode 2, while that detective was talking about it being cringe that Khan thought Uzi was more important than building a door, Thad rolls his eyes a little (it’s hard to tell but-)

In the same scene, in the background, a drone tries to punch the vending machine, only for the drone next to him to catch his arm.

Also, Thad's hands on N's head

In Episode 4, N's hair briefly clipping through his face:

In Episode 6, N goes BALD in the reflection of Tessa's helmet

And finally, the parallel (kind of not really) between Beau and V.

Beau charges up a laser to kill a sentinel, ends up freeing V -> dies

Similarly, V charges up her laser to kill a sentinel, ends up cutting the Elevator's ropes to save N, Uzi, and Tessa -> Dies

Thank you for joining me in my crazed, probably sleep deprived rambling. My head hurts

[txttabloid]

What are all your headcanon memory hopping forms?

I am glad you asked I am shaking violently with excitement.

Canon characters:

Uzi-Hooded Crow

Simple as it’s the one that looks the most like her plush/show form

N-Golden Retriever

Do I even need to explain

V-Serval

I feel she is more than just a regular domestic cat, a serval because of her long legs. The stripes on their back kinda look like DD markings especially around the legs. Also yellow

J-Goat

Mainly because I saw this one furry pic on Twitter that had her as a goat and it’d been canon to me ever since, also most people draw the F DD legs as hooves so perfect. I specifically give her a bell because it’s reminds me of the hc she’s always fidgeting or clicking a pen so the bell gives that fidget. Also for her little form being a lamb is very symbolic with the fact she follows the solver blindly and is ultimately lead to a slaughter for her loyalty. Also the action of goats head butting people is funny and J head butting people would be funny.

Cyn-Maned Wolf

Since maned wolves are like their own thing I thought it would be fitting to make her something that is mistaken for literally everything but itself, to show the trickery. Some people think they are kinda scary for their long limbs and look kind of uncanny, so perfect. Also with her being a predator that could easily hunt the main three/four.

Tessa-Jack russel

Super cute dogs who are kinda small and have a lot to say also sorts nippy so just like Tessa!

Nori-Raven

Big crow version

Yeva-Death Head moth

I wanted her to match her daughter, and the fact an image of a serval having a moth in its mouth is really cool.

Alice-White tailed deer

Do I even need to explain

Beau-leucistic white tailed dear fawn

Little guy. He so Bambi coded

Khan-Giant tortoise

This man is leathery in spirit don’t tell me he’s not, also Tortoise yknow all about shelter DOORS!. You see where I am going, if I could go back he could be fish but I am to far gone with the tortoise.

Teacher-Leopard Gecko

Probably would be eaten by a bird and sorts fly on the wall observer animal

Lizzy- Albino Domestic Bunny

I had this idea to make Lizzy have albinism for my WACA au so I could give her pink eyes and it has infected my whole hcs of her. Also Vizzy is very Bunny x Cat both think they’re in control here.

Thad-Hare

Big version of bun and siblings so perfect

Doll-death head moth

Cool asf moth also death absolutely Doll, plus it’s dark like her hair. I have the skull pattern is the replaced with a solver pattern because cool

Sam-sphynx cat

Bald!

Intern Mitchell/Doll’s dad-Maincoon

Specifically a all black one all human memory hopping forms are pure black to match the shadowy feel

[thecosmiccrow]

I literally stumbled upon your account a couple of days ago, and I love your bird-base headcannons for the DDs so much. I wanted to tell you one of mine:

Bald eagles are known for having a courtship ritual in which they interlock talons spiral down large heights, and when I found out, I literally thought of N and Uzi interlocking hands and doing thr same. (I have brainrot bc of lack of content lmaooo)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8AyEkBP/

i know its been months and months but. inbox

[dolldoorman]

Cyn info because I’m obsessed with her right now.

Cyn was an egg when they were first saved. N took care of her as a sort of big brother, but also a father figure. She's biologically his little sister but he practically raised her.

That's something J and V found weird because really, she should've just been abandoned and killed. Without a parent it was more hassle than it was worth. But N decided to do it anyways.

He’d do everything for her. He’d preen her, he'd chew up food for her and yknow.. Feed her like a bird does. He’d try to teach her to fly, and he’d try to teach her to speak. He’d comfort her when she was scared. He taught her everything she knows. The one thing he really struggled with was teaching her to fly, though. She was born with wonky wings that were pointed in odd directions. She wouldn’t be able to fly. He could never teach her to speak, either. Cyn is autistic and mute. N was completely fine with that. She could understand english just fine.

But one day. When Cyn was young. She was taken away for a reason nobody really knew. Little did everyone know. It was to get her wings removed. They removed her wings while she was awake without anesthesia. She had no use for them, and they were just holding her back in JcJenson’s eyes. It was also to experiment what a harpy would be like without their wings. N was furious, but he couldn’t do anything without risking death, as he was threatened when he tried. Cyn.. Changed after that.

She was terrified of humans. She had phantom wing pain, having to be medicated, and struggled to walk even more than she had before. She started picking her feathers due to stress, and N would wrap the bald spots in bandage. Tessa carved her a walking stick out of wood. Hand made. Cyn used it, but she never really walked around enough anyways. She stayed cooped up asleep a lot of the time. And she has nightmares often. Especially about her wing removal.

She was a curious little gal before her wing removal, and to be honest she still tries to be. But she’s just too.. Scared. Timid.

N tries to get her out of her shell, and he helps her take the meds everyday, but nothing really seems to work. And then she meets Uzi. At first, she’s scared of him, but after weeks, they begin to bond. Uzi got his wings removed too. They bond over that. Cyn, while afraid, takes a liking to Uzi.

[helloareyouheremdfan]

I don’t work for nobody

but when the robot lesbian calls someone a moron I believe them

you’re a moron

you’re a moron and you steal the bodies of people who are smart

"And we're back to the normal frequency... I am well aware of my purpose, but I'm still not a moron! Just not that bright! A-and I've only stole a body once! You can't hate me for that can you?! Well, you can actually... BUT IT WAS NOT YOUR BODY THE ONE I STOLE!" "Do you work for Her?! Is she after me?! Listen if you dont tell her anything I will... eh... just about anything for you! And that I can do in space..."