#uwu boy where?

[jasontoddsotherhalf]

I love that Marko is such a twink. Like I don't believe in just femonizing or whatever any male character that's slightly more feminine, but that's what so great about Marko. He's not just a soft little submissive boy toy or anything. He's one of the most violent and most aggressive of the pack, but he's also just a boy!! Like yes, I'm gonna fucking kill you bitch. Right after I go out there in my low laying jeans and cropped tee shirt. Slutting. It. Up. I'm a bloodthirsty ruthless killer, and I'm gonna look hot and attract all the men and women while I do it. And you know what? The rest of them are just perfectly chill with it.

[thekidsfromyestergay]

We are never fucking escaping gender essentialism

[wickjump]

lvl20 cross is my no.1 enemy btw. if i see him there will be an unspecified lethal weapon in my paws and it will be pointed in his general location

[oceanwithouthermoon]

ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them

[kami-kun1003]

TWST fic writers stop reducing Silver’s entire personality to just “sleepy boy who falls asleep all the time and is sooooo sleepy and tired and did i mention he sleeps a lot and also he loves his dad” challenge (impossible) (gone wrong)

[solaestial]

✨ 🌠

[jesuistrestriste]

i refuse to be indoctrinated into the nicholas chavez cult hrrghhh i refuse i refuse i ref

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

stan: y'know how you said you'd both kill and die for me?

ford: yeah

stan: how many people would you kill and die for?

ford: hm...three

stan: ...three?

ford: mhm

stan: i...feel like you know more people than that

ford: yeah

stan: am i included in those three?

ford: of course

stan: who's the other two?

ford: mabel and dipper

stan: not fiddleford?

ford: he shot me in the face. multiple times. against my will. i love him, he's a great friend, but no

stan: i thought you guys made up?

ford: he never apologized for it...the obvious answer is that he simply forgot, but i- i'm still upset about it

stan: yeah, that's...understandable

ford: ...are you still upset with me for shooting you in the face? :[

stan: it wasn't against my will and i was never upset with you, bud. he had no good reason for shooting you with that thing. they're not comparable situations

ford: mm. it's still just three

stan: and that's okay. also if you could avoid dying or killing anyone, i would appreciate that

ford: noted :]

[cheriboms]

doctober day 7: family

aka 3 brothers just hangin out ^_^

bonus (dedicated to all of the older siblings who got outgrown):

[68spidey]

We deserve more scruffy manly hairy trans men. Hairy as fuck. Moustaches and beards. Arm hair abundant. Big eyebrows that grow in a little funny. Big muscles, lithe muscles, growing muscles. Acne scarring. Hairlines that change and look a little weird for a while. Trans men who take charge and take names. Lumberjacks and cowboys and warriors and all the things I wish I could see myself in.

Gotta do everything myself, huh.

[0w0tsuki]

I looooove your title,it's so real,i'm transmasc multigender(genderfluid + bigender)and super femme and so many other tboys gets so upset when i say the fb slur is a tma slur so i don't wanna be called it and say it's not our word😭😭😭😭If f*mboys were oppressed the world would be a better,they're annoying and fragile as shit.Btw your post i liked is queued,i'm in post limit jail but i hope you're havin' a good day!!

Funny you mention how you have to tell trans boys it's not their word cause like. They're not the ones who created femboy culture. It was transphobic cis gays. Like the 3 words back then were Trap, Sissy and Femboy. While all 3 meant the same thing functionally they served different purposes. While both Trap and Sissy revolve around disgust and revulsion, the former being disgust over attraction to the transfeminine body, and the other disgust over being transfeminized themselves, they are both generous to the heterosexual narrative of those involved. Femboy on the other hand implies with the word itself attraction to men, they still see transfems as male, but they are comfortable with their attraction to the transfeminized bodies they assert masculinity onto. Dude's who would say "Traps are gay but so am I".

And as time moved forward and it stopped being cool to be the guy who wears plain white text "I'm not a bigot I just hate everyone equally" on black T-shirts as his go to wardrobe, a lot of these chuds decided it would be easier to reconcile with their internalized homophobia than their externalized transmisogyny, and started adopting Femboy terms.

But then again them knowing that would require them to actually come to terms with the history and origins of its use. And they hate that more than acknowledging the presence of the openly fascist Femboy communities that make up most of their presence on sites like Twitter and Reddit.

[cat-brrr]

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[boxwinebaddie]

hi uncle neen! in honor of freckle kyle becoming canon, does jers have freckles? <3

yES!!!!! YES HE DOES!!!!

YES!!!! HE!!! DOOOOOOES!!!!

hooooooly shit, oh My GOD, i am so sorry for being FERAL, you guys, but when i tell you that i have been WAITING FOR THIS QUESTION!

because jerseykyle does not just 'have freckles'.

obviously, everyone's kyle is different and i think a lot of people hc kyle having a nice light smattering over his nose, some light ones on his cheeks, neck and shoulders, which, again, i think is so lovely, i love when kyle has freckles, i think that is a perfect hc, tbh.

bUT JERSEYKYLE??????

JERSEYKYLE HAS FRECKLES.

for days and weeks and months and YEARS!!!!!!

anyways, follow me under the cut if you want my yelling.

okay, so, i wasn't sure how to explain this, but if we don't know, my embarrassing uncle nina lore is that in mid-highschool i used to tumblr rpg often which required the use of faceclaims or irl actors and models so i actually have...a surprising depth and wealth of knowledge when it comes specifically to models/supermodels so...

this is cintia dicker. X / X / X

( yes she is beautiful )

JERSEYKYLE HAS CINTIA DICKER FRECKLES.

like aaaaaalll OVER his damn face. like jersey be dominating boys in the bedroom, but those freckles be DOMINATING HIS FACE, BABY! like light ones, dark ones, idk, but they are fucking everywhere, all over his face, his neck, his arms, his legs, his chest,

EVERYWHERE.

which...Whew. he is sooooo pretty. it is seriously striking like he looks like pale pink sky with a blizzard of amber sparkles on his face. it's so wonderful, like jersey kyle please model for VOGUE. he is that bitch, he is freckly as damn hell, there are HUNDREDS, possibly thousands.

i might be exaggerating...

BUT I NEED YOU TO KNOW HES FRECKLY AS FUCK.

which...he was very embarrassed about for a long time. to this day, it is a large point of insecurity for him bc he feels really weird about them and considered using foundation to cover them up because of how strange and messy he thinks they make his face look because of the way society used to treat them, like they made his face look dirty or imperfect or ugly and AAAAAA OKAY!

so throwback ( as in i want to throw that man off a cliff and run over him several times w/ the barbie jeep i don't know how to drive ) when rm cartman said jers looked like he was 'speckled with shit'. :(((

it made kyle morbidly depressed/insecure to the point where he wanted to rip the skin off his face, but then stan told him that his mom said 'freckles are places where you've been kissed by the sun' and that ky must be 'the sun's favorite' bc he's been kissed so many times and he's trying to catch up…

WHEN I TELL U HE SWOOONED.

ravenstanley marsh, ceo of simping for freckly boys.

speaking of, so one time, i think they were watching a movie and stan was, uh, not watching the movie, he was literally watching jerseykyle. and kyle was like "what are you doing, dummy? is there something on my face?" and ironically stan shook his head and said "yeah, but they're fine where they are..." then trailed off in thought, still intently staring at kyle with Extreme Laser Focus.

and normally, kyle is used to people staring at him, y'know, bc he's fine as hell and really tall, that doesn't really phase him, but ravenstan staring at him makes him SUPER nervous, awkward and flustered, so he's like -anxious laugh- "seriously, dude, what are you do—“ and stan's like "shh" ( in a not condescending, loving way )

"i'm trying to count."

jerseykyle furrows his lovely auburn brow, trying to figure out what he's talking about, realizes what's going on, but still literally in shock, laughs again, because he thinks stan must be joking and goes "oh my gahd, are tryna count my freckles? stan's literally imposs--" and stan shushes again him in a gentle manner and is like "shh, i need to focus. quit distracting me, you're gonna make me lose my place."

literally on his face, counting kyle's, i shit you not, probably over 100 freckles, which i think is soooo fucking CUTE of him because he's literally swimming against the deadly current of his adhd, forcing everything in his constantly fidgeting body to focus so that he can keep count. it's a truly beautiful thing watching r.s.' brain whir and his pretty blue eyes narrow and widen, counting softly under his breath.

ravenstan does, unfortunately, find he can't count them all because like jersey said, it is a pretty damn near impossible task...that did NOT however, stop him from trying multiple times, the last time though, he didn't actually lose count, kyle just kissed the FUCK out of him because it was literally the loveliest thing he'd ever seen.

he did possibly get laid for that, i'm sorry.

but yeah FRECKLE SUPREMACY KYLE AND SPECIFICALLY JERS. that man has so many freckles that his body looks like the night sky on a perfectly clear day, it is...beautiful. it is a work of damn ART.

anyways...i'm done now.

do we see the vision ( of loveliness )

that is jew jersey kyle matthew BROFRECKLOVSKI????

-uncle nina, feral about extremely freckly jersey

p.s. ravenstan, as a man of justice for all and fairness, basically loves all of kyle's one hundred thousand million freckles equally but there is a darker one that is just above the right curve of his lip...THAT IS HIS FAVORITE FRECKLE, I AM SO SORRY IT IS THE EQUIVALENT OF THE RAVENSTAN RIGHT UNDER EYE BEAUTY MARK BUT FOR STAN LIKE HE IS FEEEERAL ABOUT IT. he does...give it a special kiss often...very gay of him. his second favorite freckle is...

anyways!

Next Question. <3

[pinkyjulien]

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[anyoldfandom]

Hey Dragonfablr we all know Tomix would qualify as a tumblr sexyman (canonically attractive, but mostly loved bc of his charisma and deep connection with the OC protagonist, tragic story and depression), but I think we have to accept who would be would be a classical sexyman. A Onceler/Superwholock era sexyman. The one with the shitty personality that would get overlooked, the antagonistic relationship he has with the protag, the bags under his eyes his swagless entitled whiteboy energies.

We have to accept that if Dragonfable was mainstream in that era Drakath would have been a tumblr sexyman.

[sweetbabyrayray]

“ooh teru doesnt know what gay people are, teru doesnt know that he can date boys” STOP!!!!!!!!

this is just the mob infantilization stunt all over again, back when people saw a sweet character with autism and went “huhuhu obviously this means he doesnt know what romance is and would miss any and all romantic advances towards him out of stupid obliviousness, im very smart”

guys. GUYS. PLEASE. teru is not an idiot and shouldnt be treated like one. how could he not know what gay people are, its not like he was sheltered??? he didnt even have parents around to DO THE SHELTERING WHXJWJDMJWKD. you really think teru, this extremely observant and paranoid kid, hasnt seen ONE gay couple in his life walking around and realized “oh hey thats a thing that exists”

also it really feels like people in the mob fandom are way too afraid of giving this kid a little bit of internalized homophobia. when we first met teru, he was a 14 year old gang leader. look me in the eyes and tell me that, this kid isnt currently suffering from the “im not gay, but i believe in their beliefs” mindset and then learns later down the road that maybe he was so adamant about Not Being Gay because of the world he grew up in teaching him to repress and deny a part of himself