#uvu wrestling

[blbcabelts]

* . . . this is a cat and mouse game, ladies . . . *

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Asmo is the personification of "I'm a delicate beautiful flower uvu" and then throws hands when someone disagrees, MC is just there to hold his stuff when he beats the stuffing out of some poor demon. Afterwards he pretends like he didn't lose his shit and threw hands because someone said that x wasn't his colour

HE CANONICALLY KNOWS AND USES WRESTLING MOVES!!!!

I see this as him starting to watch wrestling because of all the hot muscular people in it (remember that chat when Beel gets tickets to either a body building competition or a wrestling match and asks MC to come along but when MC suggests Asmo, because he'd like it, Beel says that's precisely why he can't take Asmo) but then he really got into it because of the actual wrestling & violence (whether or not it's fake isn't the point)

Okay but, I love Asmo so much???? He gives off this ditzy yet sweet air most of the time which contrasts greatly with how vicious he actually is? ;

He's the most vicious, out of the lot, to Mammon when he's pissed off - with his lines being brutally cutting

His entire Desire speech to MC in S1 which sounded like a villain monologue

When he finds out MC was lying about Belphie and why they wanted to make a pact with Asmo in the first place and he threatens to rip their heart out if they lie to him again and this is after they're technically friends!

How condescending he sounds during his solo in the group song with Levi & Beel

Princess Asmo going evil in that one anime episode was hilarious but honestly what did you expect would happen

The whole thing with Helene and how not only was he unapologetic he didn't even seem to realise he did anything wrong

Or the hints at the Sarah storyline which if they follow the irl story is very dark

The fact that (assuming that Levi's animal is a giant sea serpent rather than a snake) he's the only one with a venomous animal and I'm 100% convinced his demon form is venomous

His demon form consists of a bleeding heart as his marking, plus a scorpion which is obviously venomous and roses which would definitely have thorns

The fact that like I said in this post Asmo equates his place in the family to his beauty and then suddenly he fell and changed (and didn't the devs say that in the version where they have more demonic forms that Asmo hated his?) and that would have seriously messed him up

Like I really wanna know what it was like for him right after the fall becaue look at this and tell me he wasn't absolutely deranged

I haven't given Asmo any long scenes in my fics but I love writing him;

Asmo side eyes him, gaze sharp and calculating before his mouth thins into a parody of a smile. "Don't worry about it, Belphie," he says with an almost condescending pat to his cheek before he practically saunters away. 

Belphie watches him feeling mildly irritated but as equally amused and fond. He has always respected Asmo, found familiarity in the wicked sharpness he hid under bubbly giggles and hypersexual ditziness. 

tldr:

There's a reason why it's called blood lust

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[owl-bones]

Mhh don't imagine with Azure and Orenios? 👀 i'm curious about them from the small tidbit we know from their mafia au counterpart.

hhhmmmmm i'll stick with mafia au for them since that's where i've used them most UvU

Oneiros (Dream): don't imagine slow dancing with Oneiros, there's no music but you're out on a midnight picnic underneath a blanket of stars and he's humming a soothing tune as he twirls you around. his eye lights are soft and warm and look like little suns in his sockets as he gazes at you with soooo much affection

Azure (Swap Sans): don't imagine sparring with him, helping him burn his overactive magic. it very goes from a proper boxing match (or him attempting to teach you how to box) into play wrestling. his grin is wide and his laughter is contagious and he doesn't mind at all that this isn't proper training, because he loves making you smile

[maria-ruta]

i miss ronya she was so cool. how's she doing these days

awww thank you!!! <3 <3 <3

I miss her too UvU

the game ended on moment when all the demons were defeated and sent back to hell (except for Nafanya and Gra'azt, who now became leader of big group of drow and continues to get more drow on his side from Lolth(shes not happy about it lol))

Ronya got married to goblin widow Hikt (they threw the bouket in Sarit's face so hehe he's next lol) and now Ronya is mama of Hikt's kids from her last marrige - one allready young adult goblin booy, little girl, and baby boy (I don't remember where I wrote their names rip OTL)

(this hella cool bugbear design is work of my friend @tench-art)

Mao completelly turned into fairy and only had one year and one day left in mortal plane to live, and after that she will be joining the Wild Hunt

And Chiviss ( @tench-art 's character) became small demigod and now he had his own illithyd ship, his paladin friend Valya(they are in love but very slowburn/akward about it) and clone of human monk Lee who now has to help Chiviss by doing good things and help fixing stuff he fucked up - and Chiviss plans to travel across other worlds on his ship

AND WITH ALL THAT Ronya was left the only one to rule Fort Asshole (Sarit gave it that name and it stuck X'D ) the fort, that became shelter for many many people throghout our game - basically it was like big town or small city at this point

The game ended at Ronya being like "wait so whos gonna take care of the Fort now?"

and everyone were like "well now YOU are the queen of Fort Asshole, Ronya! your responsibility now byeeee"

and Ronya was like "WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT GOOD AT POLITICS AND MENAGMENT SHIT!!! IM GOOD AT CRUSHING DEMONS SKULLS WHAT THE FUCK GUYS"

But I think Ronya will found a union with other leaders of the different groups of citizens of Fort Asshole

such as orcs Hector and Azog, who represent the interests of orcs

myconid Lubomab, who represents the interests of myconids

Ronya herself as leader of goblins and bugbears

and half-orc Lidia, who represents the interests of everyone else and all kinds of minorities

and together they will come up with something X'D how to take care of the city and trading and etc. Fort Asshole became very important trading point, since now it has the big portal cirlce to the surface, while the last city(Malonderit, I cant find how the city should be written right, I only remember how it was pronaunced so eh), that had the portal to the surface - doesnt have it anymore. So yeah, Fort Asshole has all the chances of becoming big city eventually

I know from what our DM said, that at some point other bugbears of the city will become overly proud and will think of themselves more than other species, bc "our leader is so cool! she is the best and the strongest, and everyone else is weak loosers" so Ronya would have to beat some sense into them

she would tell them(more like angrily roar) that she would never get where she is now without help of her friends and comrades (hell she even DIED once and they had to get her ass a new fucking body), that everyone is equal here and that they should stop embarrassing her. And she would also add that its not bugbears who are stronger than everybody but its particularly HER who's stronger than everybody XD and if anyone of those bugbear assholes wants to argue with that - they can challange her to battle in orcs' arena and see if they could win her in wrestling battle. nobody's up for it? theN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

ALSO Ronya promissed her wife Hikt that she won't be risking her life as much as she did during demon invasion anymore so I guess her life gets less adventurie now

She would gladly teach kids her knowladge of hunting, tracking, scouting, and nature of underdark in general... when she has time lol, bc being leader is hella busy job (she didn't want it but she was choosen to do it U_U )

(idk what else to add haha you can ask anything specific if you want. but im very pleased you want to know more about Ronya, Thank you)

[quietlyblooms]

a lil oc info below so you can help me pick a name uvu

soooo let’s do a bullet list for simplicity’s sake!

her original name was ishii hekima, and while i will forever love the name hekima, i got it on a website that was not reliable for japanese names, i fear. we need a lil change uvu

very bright and confident personality that once ( and sometimes still ) bordered on arrogant. likes to have a “ cool ” image, but is actually so silly goofy and gets excited over the smallest things. will ramble on about her quirk and yours — is a big ol’ nerd for learning about anything and everything! big ol’ nerd period tbh. probably has an easily wounded pride/fiery temper as well and wears her heart on her sleeve. you never have to guess what she’s thinking uvu

her quirk involves force fields, though she uses them for more than defense; she creates smaller barriers around her arms and legs so she can hit harder and excel at close quarters combat. she doesn’t want to have a weakness that can be exploited! her force fields are also used to cover/climb rough terrain, and the limits of her quirk are still unknown. however, she does get intense migraines if she pushes herself too far, and her force fields aren’t impenetrable. i’ll stop here though bc i could ramble on!

will challenge you to a test of strength… an arm wrestling match… strong gorl…

hmmm if it’s important, pink hair!! brown eyes!! such a feminine lady in aesthetic!! but will try to demolish you!! so competitive!!!

was originally in 2-a when i made her bc i gave her classmates, but i might place her with the upperclassmen? i’d be okay with 1-a or 1-b, too, bc i ultimately want interacting with her to be easy for my mutuals. might flip a coin bc i’m indecisive as heck rip

i think that’s all atm, so now…

[papaziggy-devblog]

Do Toms prefer companionship from others of the same species so they can hang out and play wrestle with them? Or are they more of a solitary creature? I am asking so that I can properly take care of Tom :)

Toms can socialize well with any other sort of creature, they get along especially well with rats tho uvu

[areapermostcapricious]

* important headcanons to consider.

can they use chopsticks : Oh absolutely. Kuja prides himself on being ~immaculately cultured when it comes to various sorts of etiquette, and it just wouldn't do for him to go somewhere and be unable to engage in customary eating practices.

what do they do when they can’t sleep : Kuja typically doesn't need a lot of sleep anyway, but if he can tell that he actually needs some rest, he'll read something he's already read before and hope that the monotony will help him relax. He'll also listen to some of the more soothing records he's accumulated for the record player he snatched while on his travels.

what would they impulse buy at the grocery store : Admittedly, Kuja is the sort that loves to shop. He'll have his list of the major items that he needs to procure, of course, but he wants to always make sure he has absolutely everything he needs. Thus, impulse buys are inevitable---particularly any sweets he might want to treat himself to later. Bonus points if it's something he's yet to try, because he's all about novelty when it comes to his snacks.

what order do they wash things in the shower : No showers, only baths. And of course the major work is on the hair, which would afterwards have to be piled up under a towel so that he could wash the rest of himself. So... it's basically a head-to-toe sort of deal. And it's quite the hefty ordeal :|

what’s their coffee order : Has to be a specialized latte, of course, with all the delicious syrups and extra sugar and almond milk or whatever. But it's always going to be ~different each time he orders, bc he wants each purchase to present a new taste experience.

what sort of apps would they have on their smartphone : Supposing this is a modern au (tho tbh my Kuja, from all his travels, does have a cute little flip phone that's he's veeery picky about when it comes to giving out its number), I'd say pleeeenty of photo apps, a normal messenger app, then something for secret messages like signal, reading apps, and puzzle games.

how do they act around children : Kuja tends to treat kids like they're dumb little animals, from the moment they're born as wee babies to the time they hit their teens. Only when someone finally becomes an adult do they finally appear on his radar. However... admittedly, he can think babies are cute---but like, when they're not crying and being gross. :/

what would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing they really like is on : Oh garbage TV or soap operas, definitely. Anything full of exaggerated drama or complicated, over-the-top stories and plot twists. Also I can easily imagine him liking WWE-brand wrestling. For like, no particular reason, of course. uvu

tagged by: @triggerxhappy , thank youuuu! <333 tagging: @adagaium @aftrliight @backalleybrawl @calamitysshatteredson @chosenbythecrystal @crystalcracked @deathleads @gravitasfatum @her-enlightened-ladyship @hyperionswrath @kalfov @kazeofthemagun @killerhubby @lionfated @piers-sxngs @rhapscdos @shiroi---kumo @tailoringtayngtay @ultimateutopia and whoever else wants to do it uvu

[tjkl895]

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[tvrningout-archived]

90% of my current mutuals have nothing to do with h.aikyuu, so i apologize for the amount of brain rot you’re all going to have to see but also this is what you get for following a multi fandom multimuse :’ )

[xmisericors]

@jawbreakerjuggernaut falls flat on their ass! 

“Are you okay?!” Everything happened in a sudden flash, leaving behind a woman on her backside with Angela Ziegler staring down in utter surprise. The doctor nearly dropped everything just to check up on the stranger, sliding to her knees to get a better look at the situation. Even going as far as taking out a hidden mini-medical kit from her pockets just in case.

“You are bleeding!” The Combat medic cried out, using her fingers to dab at the stranger’s temple. She didn’t seem to mind the red stain on her fingers. “Do you need a doctor? Well, I am a doctor, but perhaps you need a hospital? How are you feeling? Anything broken?” 

[cheeto-pocket]

Totally forgot to post this here dhdhdh

Ae is complete uvu

Don’t we all love big tough women💕 the answer is yes, if you say no, you are wrong and go in time out.

With the newer OC’s I think ima add a little bit abt their characters here since tumblr is easier to type more on lol

Aelyn, though by first impression she can appear intimidating, is a big ol sweetheart. She will adopt any stranger in for a hearty noogie and a chat. She is energetic and affectionate, both in terms of hugs and play wrestling you into a headlock. She likes to hang out in pubs because she usually finds the most interesting people to talk to there—and while she never exactly starts bar fights, she is absolutely not opposed to joining in for fun. Sometimes she carries too much on her shoulders, thinks she has to be tough enough to protect every single one of her friends, and if faced with the decision to save one over another, she would spontaneously combust trying to save both. Really needs to learn to lean on others a little more and that not everything comes down to her.

[theblackbirdsgemimagines]

Leona:: *evil laughter in the end of the Heartslabyul arc*

Me:: F*CK that’s pretty hot (´⊙ω⊙`)

Leona:: *mocking laughter during the Octavinelle arc*

Me:: ouch but that’s also hot <3

Leona:: *soundless laughter along with everyone else when they bet on Riddle and Epel in the Ghost Marriage event*

Me:: I CAN’T HEAR YOUR VOICE BUT LEONAAAAA ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

HWKDSHDJAHDJ YEAH PFFFFFF

Our Simp Asses: He may laugh over....problematic things, but it’s M Y boy, and he’s laughing, and that’s all that matters~ *v* 💞💞💞

LIKE I KNOW THUS FAR HE HASN’T LAUGHED OVER SMTHN NOT RELATED TO OTHERS BEING ANNOYED AT THE VERY LEAST AJDHAJDAHDH

But is it so wRONG for my ass to still Dream of little playful wrestle-sessions that get him laughin a lil bit, and end with him acting all gwumpy and wantin you to settle down, even tho he was smiling the whole time, and clearly wants cuddles? U////U 👉🏻👈🏻

Or just being dumb n goofy n cute in general, and at lEast gettin him to smile bc good grief...his boo.... they’re crazy but they’re his~ uvu 🧡💛

[plotbunbun]

That rb in the tags thing about early childhood memories also made me think of how when we were Wee Children my brother and I would do this thing where we’d wrestle each other until someone won then run around in tiny circles as fast as we could until one of us fell down and eventually mom was like okay enough and would just get us random shit to whack each other with so we had nerf swords and guns and all that but one year we got those big inflatable things you put on your hands to hit with and those were literally the best and I miss them

1) That is amazing, y'all were out here living the Wee Gladiator Dome

2) SMACKING SIBLINGS WITH WEAPONS IS A PURE SOURCE OF JOY PROVE ME WRONG?? I'M HAPPY YOU HAVE SUCH A MEMORY XDDD

3) :< those were the days... but you can still replicate the feeling :> one of those big inflatable sumo suits, or taping ridiculously large stuffed animals/bouncing balls to your fronts then going for blood, etc.

May you get to enjoy the nostalgia of those days again, soon uvu

[wolfofwinchester]

💘 / I'm getting to ours but I'd like to see what you have in mind uvu!

send me 💘 + A SHIP and i’ll tell you—

where they first met and how

When Lord Phantomhive brought home his bastard, a few key villainous nobles were present to meet her a few days after her arrival. The Undertaker was among them, although he was hidden away and out of her eyesight so she never really seen him outside of flashes of silver and a flow of black. Inevitably, it turned into The Hunt of her trying to find out who this mysterious “Aristocrat” was.  

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

I could see playful flirtations being part of their aesthetic. It fits, I think! Never serious before and they knew it, they were just messing around with winks and flirtatious comments, sometimes getting a rise out of the other, other times pretending to be one another’s significant other for reasons of their own (let it be getting a free meal for Valentine’s Day or for a cover-up where they’re both in disguise). As such, I think the playfulness went on for a gooooood while, some years of cozy play before things got r e a l.

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

To even their writers, I feel this is meant to be ambiguous. 🙊 They’re That Kind of Couple.

where their first date was and what it was like

I think they both thought it more comfortable if it was a private affair; nothing so public as a dinner at a restaurant, and nothing so closed-in as the manor. I think their first date was something of a very elegant and rich picnic somewhere in the countryisde, lost from civilzation and farm buildings. A little peace of solitude where they got to enjoy one another’s company while Lilac chased the hounds around the rolling fields of green. 

A picnic and just wiling away the hours talking, huddled up side-by-side and safe from blinding light beneath an enormous willow tree. After that, I think they went back to Azrael’s Funeral Parlor and spent the rest of the evening there just having laughs and wine. Just a really long, and really good day that ended with both of them snoozing in Azrael’s coffin. It’s not made for two people, so Claudia slept on top of him and he held her the whole night through. They woke to find Lilac sleeping on top of her and a floor flooded with hound dogs + Gelert. 

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

Azrael steals first proclamation of love and kiss, but Claudia steals these moments. She made the first step after their confessions, asking with a sly grin if he’d like to have dinner with her. It was done very smoothly while they were still in the afterglow of requited feelings, when they were both basking and feeling that glowing mirth. An hour or so after that, I believe. 

who proposes first

Claudia, absolutely. Marriage is never a concern of Azrael’s, he’s fine with things as they are! It’s never a required step in his mind. He goes with his lover’s flow.

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

Claudia’s rebellion in the Watchdog role succeeded into her relationship. Azrael’s vigilant and he wants them to stay a secret for Claudia’s own good in her public image, but Claudia’s ambitious nature to not let this life control her gently tussles with that. As such, the public sees them as a very odd pair, not there’s no confirmation of their relationship. They’re a forbidden romance waltzing in plain sight who have rumors spark up that end up hushed immediately.

“We’ll be discovered,” He whispers into her lips, earning a sharp-toothed grin that nips his bottom lip. “And so what? I’m already goin’ down in history as the most notorious Bastard of Phantomhive. ♪”

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

It wasn’t precisely the ideal or dreamy, romantic proposal Claudia wanted it to be. For over a year, she’d been secretly working on the perfect ring for Azrael in her workshop, and it’s led to many rejects she felt were never perfect. The frustration of an artist led to art block, and that clashed direly with her desire to propose to the man! Lots of ring rejects! Despite them all being quite lovely, she never felt they were correct. There were strings of rings around her workshop at this point that she turned to for inspiration.

Finally, she had the perfect ring. Polished, and just right. The hyper glory of having perfected the ring after this long led the very tired, frazzled and disheveled woodworker zipping on horseback into London to that old Funeral Parlor, throwing open the door, finding a VERY befuddled Azrael who hadn’t seen her in days, and proceeding to capture his wedding hand.

For a solid minute, Azrael swore he seen his unlife flash before his eyes with how fast she approached him! He thought he did something wrong, or was falsely accused! You’d never seen a more bewildered man be proposed to by a very exhausted but very passionate woman. From an outsider’s point of view, it was hilarious before it became very tender and quiet. ???? WHAT’D I D- oooh?

It wasn’t scenic, but it was full of heart. Claudia apologized for storming in, but she had to do this right away because she couldn’t hold herself back another minute. She told him how important he was to her, and how important he’s been to her. He’s been her sole companion who didn’t need to be by her side, but he chose to be, despite how dangerous her life is and how loony of a woman she is. He’s been her trusted companion, and in this life, he’d come to be her best friend over so many years of them knowing each other. 

It went from flighty to quiet and emotional. She asked him to marry her, and whattaya know, he accepted.

if they adopt any pets together

They’re pretty happy with their fuzzy family already, but I think Azrael’s tendency to take in strays leads to them having a few kits down the road. Any cat of his at this point is extended to being auto-adopted by Claudia.

who’s more dominant

They’re.. both dominant. Unless Claudia’s having a low energy day where she gives Azrael the full reins (which he loves), she’s right there tussling for control and they’re both playfully wrestling and nipping! They both get their time on top before someone gets coherent enough to flip, and the cycle continues.

where their first kiss was and what it was like

It was very cute. Like the rascals they are, they were chasing one another in the forest behind Phantomhive Manor, a fox chasing a wolf. It was Autumn, and the sun was creeping across the sky. There was a chill in the air enough to see one’s breath. Azrael caught up to Claudia and towered over her after she’d hid behind a tree, and they shared a laugh.

The Fall light was hitting her so sweetly, though. The way the orange light danced across her sapphire eyes and skin as she beamed up to him so slyly. He had to kiss her, and it stunned her entirely in the best way.

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

“If lost, return to [x]�� shirts for the modern age, definitely. For a more time appropriate thing, they have matching hand mirrors that they’ve poured their hearts and soul into enchanting. It’s an imperfect enchantment, but it lets them see the other so they can check on one another throughout the day. 

They’re mirrors bound with their love. When Claudia died, all other hand mirrors they’ve ever used to communicate their secret messages through shattered, but Azrael’s enchanted hand mirror, and Claudia’s, survived. 

On a more casual level, they both have matching sleep shirts. Black poet styled shirts that are very big and drape on their persons so they can effortlessly wear one another’s without issue!

how into pda they are

They’ve always been a connected duo, so it’s not out of the park to see the with joined arms or holding hands. They’re constantly cuddled up, although Azrael becomes very aware of how affectionate they’re being time-to-time, only to be consoled back into comfort by Claudia. 

They’re very PDA, but Azrael is sometimes wary when things like kissing begins. They oft hide behind Claudia’s fan for things like that. He’s a lot more eased into the intimate affections when Claudia’s under a glamour or heavily disguised. 

who holds the umbrella when it rains

Azrael’s taller. He tends to ask for Claudia’s parasol and holds it for them both, which leads to her ribbing him gently and grinning. “Such a gent!”

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

In one of their old threads, Claudia brought up an inconspicuous B&B that was in the more rural setting outside of London. Way out of the way of city limits and seeing only light traffic. I think this would be a neat “date spot” for them, as well as a safe location for exchanging information. No one can peep on them, and they both know the owners well enough to know they keep to themselves and give their guests privacy. There’s no reason for either to be nosy about Claudia&Azrael either, they’re just friendly faces who return for a spot of breakfast, lunch or dinner before heading out. 

who’s more protective

You’d expect the Immortal to be more protective, but the fact of the matter is, it’s equal. Azrael is protective over Claudia, and she is the same over him. They’re both very heavily laden with grief and know great loss, something that’s a deep level of understanding with them; grief is part of their character, and that’s made them both very guarding individuals who protect the other with everything they got and a fierceness that will, and has, spilled blood.

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

Sharing a bed is nothing unusual; platonically, they’ve taken many naps together before and one has flopped on the other when finding them in a moment of rest. They’re not stiff and awkward about it, and it flows pretty easily when they enter an intimate relationship. They are THE HUMAN KNOT. 

Intimacy, however, is not something they immediately leapt into, especially when Claudia mentioned she’d never been with a man before. Although there’s certainly tension, it’s a good while before they actually do anything outside of kisses and frisky touches, which is fine with both of them. When Claudia’s ready, Azrael makes a very comfortable and romantic scene in the upstairs bedroom she’s fixed up so well for him over the years. It’s a very slow and tender first time. 

if they argue about anything

They don’t argue, they have disagreements, even when those disagreements happen to be about something they’re both very passionate about and clashes with their moralities. They don’t escalate into something so careless and uncontrollable as screaming and yelling, accusations and blame. They don’t do that. Claudia’s upbringing and Azrael’s calm stance come into agreement here, and they’ve agreed-to-disagree before, and both agreed to air out the tension by spending a little time away from the other to let the feelings subside. 

They’re very mature about this, which is more than can be said for a lot of relationships. Wild individuals them both, but very conscious and thoughtful ones. They’d never seek to hurt or jab at the other.

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

Claudia. Without a doubt, it’s Claudia. She loves to mark him up with hickeys and scratch marks, but seldom does anyone see anything due to his cassock riding high in collar. Sometimes, someone might see a mark, or a purple lip stain, peeking from above the white though, if they’re perceptive enough.

Also, she just loves to pelt him with kissy marks. That man oft has to clean his face from mulberry lipstick when he leaves her! 

who steals whose clothes and how often

Claudia’s more curvy than Azrael (lanky boy) so his clothes don’t exactly fit proper, but that doesn’t stop her from slipping on his shirts and leaving a few buttons undone. Azzy, on the other hand, enjoys stealing a plethora of her shirts because they fit him without issue - baggy on him, if anything! They’re very cozy and he enjoys the fabric, from cotton to silk! He has more of her shirts in his dresser than she does of his.

However, they do tend to swap their coats whenever Claudia’s on Watchdog duty and wears her leather duster. His is more flowy and baggy, hers is more protective and thick, but no less stylish with a popped collar. They look really good when they swap. 

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

Absolutely mushed and tangled together, preferably laying down because Claudia can throw a spanner into the height gap that way. They’re usually face-to-face, noses nuzzled and forehead crowned together. It’s easier to smooch (and bite) this way! 

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

The world can burn and fall to ruin, and they’ll be sweeping through the flames with their transcendental waltz undeterred. Dancing is, and will always remain, these two’s thing. They’ll dance through Death and they’ll dance through Spring, making Persephone & Hades proud.

If you can get them to stop for two seconds, they also enjoy traveling and seeing what the world has to offer two wicked goblins like them. Wanderlust is something they both share, or perhaps it’s something Claudia’s infected Azrael with! But they do like getting out of the country.

how long they stay mad at each other

Not long at all. They’ve had their moments of clashing before, but the anger doesn’t really last that long at all. They step away from one another to let the other have their space as I said before, to let the feelings subside since they’re both passionate individuals who do not budge at all, but.. they just don’t stay mad at one another. They’ve gone to bed before without meeting up right away due to their lives preoccupying their time, and every morning afterwards they’ve found one another’s company. 

I just. cannot see them as a couple who stay mad at one another for a long time, or carry anger. Individually, they don’t strike me as the personalities that do that with loved ones, and they certainly don’t do it together. Distance makes the heart grow fonder? It makes them a little anxious, to be honest. Just a little. They get a little jittery when life circumstances keep them from coming back together after a disagreement.

Very attached couple. But of course, I could be wrong about this for Azrael! I don’t want to assume. Claudia definitely gets a little jittery for sure.

what their usual coffee / tea orders are

They’re an order you’d prefer not to mix up on the general. Claudia likes three spoonfuls of sugar with a hint of rosemary and no cream in her pine-needle tea, Azrael likes two drops of cream and no sugar. They will notice immediately and kind of swivel their heads like, “Whoa!”. One’s too sweet, and the other’s not nearly sweet or pine-y enough!

if they ever have any children together

They are a happy conjoined family with furbabies, thank you very much! 

if they have any special pet names for each other

Claudia is notorious for pet names. “Mr. Callows” always remains the first affectionate term of endearment that has evolved through the years from platonic to romantic, and she never drops it when addressing him. For Azrael, it’s always a sweet french pet name woven with “wolf”. She thinks that is absolutely precious, by the way. Loves it.

However, for fun, a list of pet names she’s made for him so far

Bonekeeper

Loveweaver

Coffinweaver

Sugarpuss

Lover

if they ever split up and / or get back together

Nope.avi

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

Azrael’s cottage out and away from everyone is pretty much the perfect insight to how their living style is mashed together; it’s incredibly rustic and you’d swear you walked straight into a witch’s cabin, which is only half true! Dried herbs hang around the place, acting as passive aromatics mixed with the lovely scent of pine incense, but it’s all very light as they keep the windows open to allow for a nice breeze. There’s wicker baskets filled with mushrooms, berries and other foraging goods, there’s dried & salted meat hung up in the kitchen area, and a cauldron that always seems to be bubbling with something delicious.

There’s chairs Claudia’s made for them both around the Hearth, covered with knitted blankets they’ve made with forest embroidery - foxes and wolves, cats and hounds. Baked apples or some sort of fruit lay beside the fireplace on sticks. Azrael has Lilac’s area primmed and proper here, her own cozy corner with little feather toys the couple made. 

It’s clean, and it’s a cozy clutter of goods. They’re not suffocated, but it’s obvious they have treasures here and lots of stuffed shelves. Outside they have a hammock they both made from scratch. :’)

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

Azrael never really knew how to celebrate the Holiday, and never really had reason to in earlier years until Claudia pulled him along for the ride of Yule, and this was long before they were ever an item. She taught him tradition, she’s taken him hunting for the perfect Yule log, they’ve sat side-by-side making wreathes and making feasts with their own two hands in the manor, and they’ve both kept the log burning while hanging bits of evergreen around. Not to mention, the fun of decorating a pine and the tales of how they’d hang treats and food on the branches for spirits to nibble on in good favor. 

However, their first Yule as a couple allowed Claudia to sneak in the cheekier tradition of Kissing Boughs. For the first time, they made little doll versions of Claudia & Azrael to hang in the middle of these boughs, and entwined mistletoe at the bottom as is tradition for making. Every berry on the mistletoe is a kiss promised, and one plucks off a berry for each kiss given. They both had to do their damnedest to not pluck off every berry right away, and it’s become one of their favorite parts of Yule. The purposefully look for mistletoe with the most berries because of this!

what their names are in each other’s phones

On Claudia’s phone: “Mr. Callows ⚰️ 🖤” / “Big Spook 👻” /  “Love Goblin 1 🖤″ On Azrael’s phone: “Ma louve 🐺 💚” / “Little Spook 👻” / “Love Goblin 2 💚“

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

The escape to Azrael’s cottage is absolutely tradition, and prized at that. Come Hell or High Water, they will have their time where they escape the life as Countess and Informant to be domestic - to live a slice of a normal life together, no matter how short-lived. That time is so precious to the both of them. Normalcy, peace, togetherness, and no one else around to tarnish their Elysium. It’s good for their critters, too. <3

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

Claudia falls asleep first, but she’s always the first to always wake up, too. Azrael tends to sleep in and has his small wife peppering him awake with kisses and bites, leading to a grouchygami who tries to trap her in bed and snuggle. He can never win against her wake-up calls. v_v

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

It depends! They both are fans of switching. Sometimes Claudia will be found with Azrael curled up as small as can be, tucked away in her frame with his face in her neck, hugging her waist and humming delightfully as she nuzzles into the top of his crown and covers it in kisses, holding him very tight and very protectively (as she loves to do). Other times, you’ll just see Azrael curled up around something because she straight up vanishes beneath all that hair and the long overcoat LMAO. He hides his smol spook very, very well, and she does like that.

who hogs the bathroom

Claudia has to spend quite a while when it comes to fixing her hair in the morning; straightening it and then putting it in a braided bun with all those pearls takes time! Meanwhile, Azrael has a lot of hair maintenance of his own. I think they just make it work in the bathroom, no matter how crammed it is LMAO? Even if the mirror is itty bitty they just. make it work! It’s chaotic when they’re using the tiny bathroom at Azrael’s place, but they do it! With playful nudges and hip bumps, of course. Outta the way, you’re hoggin’ the mirror!

And with showers / baths, I still stick with an old way I answered this question; Without warning, Claudia hops in and joins, especially if she’s in a rush. Azrael’ll be minding his own business when OH HELLO NAKED WIFE FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.

There’s not as much hogging as there is Invasion.

who kills the spiders / takes them outside

It’s a fucking race to who gets it first. Will Azrael eat it first, or will Claudia swipe up the little eight-legged nightmare and whisk it away outside? IT ALL DEPENDS, especially when they both spot it!

[sasorikigai]

“ i love you. you don’t have to say anything, i just thought you should know. ” (( from Dreamer to Kuai Liang uvu ))

shippy memes for you hoes || @drecmcrcfters || accepting 

❄️ || He has never been keen on routine of the corrupted Lin Kuei of the past and its stagnancy amidst technical, cyberized enhancement. He has always been hellbent and obstinately stubborn, doing the opposite of what he had been told and this hefty trait will continue to extend itself towards those who never believed in him, but utilized him as a necessity. In one of Sub-Zero’s many contemplative moments, he swears he saw his potential astrologically project itself light-years away from him, well into proximities that are probably unheard of. 

How he remains caught in-between the paralysis of time and thumb wrestling against what is live in his current life and what is merely nostalgia, but sometimes Kuai Liang swears that his very existence alone has become a defiance against nature; all in all, he still is that rebellious Tundra who challenged against authority that condemned human connection and sentimentality of emotions, damning them as human weakness. Without Kuai Liang’s thirst for love, which still remains unquenched, it remains certainly the most splendid kind of thirst. 

Will it ever enough to speak into existence the emotions he has for Dreamer? Or would such rarity of his boldness break tenderly her idea of him? His love is still not fully realized, nor ever fully explored. How people say the days will pass like all the other days that have already passed, and somewhere down the road, he will find the ocean he can hold. Bruise him instead, not his heart - for Kuai Liang’s heart has this habit of never getting enough of anyone, lest his stoicism and phlegmatic demeanor and composure of his being often exudes sentiments otherwise. This longing would never stop, and perhaps this will forever be the extraordinary meaning of his love. 

“Perhaps the construct of love itself comes more from the joy of your arms wrapped around me in affection, or sinking in the private art of coalesced lips as we breathe reciprocative essence of one another’s,” that is the way Dreamer DeReve’s name paints upon his lungs and heart, bright, growing inside of him, like a ferocious force of love that would stir his core, convulse his abdomen, and dilates his eyes. All the fevered passion of love’s energy transmitted; Kuai Liang will become transcendent; flowing with the pulsar’s echo as frost-coated cryomancer’s translucent flesh would flush with carnal need, which exiles his apprehensive weariness and hesitation. “And I would continue to yearn to treasure what was once considered ephemeral collections of human connections, deemed unfit for ferocious warriors. But how these snapshots of stories hold me grounded, paints sunshine amidst the frozen tracks of my heart.”

How such thrilled possibility of everything love offers become his love language, and Kuai Liang’s frost-coated fingertips melt beneath the human warmth, as he trails gossamer stroke upon Dreamer’s cheeks, down to her décolleté. “I will continue to want to be immersed in a dream within a reality, for much of our love remains unknown and unexplored, and I will be an intrepid adventurer when it comes to that.” ❄️ || 

[clownaddict]

They love slap-fighting and wrestling but they also luv eachother uvu