#uvo shal

[masakuterarr]

HxH Blog AU : Doodles

here. have doodle. I have to work ;_;

[masakuterarr]

*DIES* HE SO BEBI LOOK AT HIM ALL HE WANTS IS SOME ENERGY

"i want a coffee....." (uvo rambling really quietly) "u want what?" "..." "uvo... did u had coffe while u were gone?" ".... gulp" "... uvo..." "IT WAS ONLY ONE" "..." "or two....." ".........." "ᵒʳ ˢⁱˣ" "UVO" "I WAS TIRED" "OH MY GOD"

out of context blog au

"is that coffee"

@masakuterarr

context: uvo has high blood pressure and him getting a coffee addiction is probably the worst thing ever but big boy is eepy he need caffiene.

[keiriiz]

Shalnark’s Actor just being Shalnark 👾📱

He’s great, I love my little manipulator being bullied for being a creep. I should post my Shalnark headcanons soon like how I did my Chrollo ones. I love the entire Troupe but Shalnark is my favorite leg.

Also wanted to note, this same actor also played Wing in the performance!

[i-write-things]

Pen, I know New Years already went by but, how did your favorite Troupe members spent their new year days? (hcs)

Ugh, dw, I'm even later to answering this request. But I shall answer, anyway.

(None of these will be yandere)

Chrollo-

So it all depends on who he is spending it with. If he's with the troupe, he'll likely plan like a small scale heist, then go back somewhere (probably the hideout) and throw a small party. However, with Uvogin and Phinks there, it ends up much larger than he intended. Not that he cares. He sees his troupe, his people, happy. If his darling is part of the Phantom Troupe, while everyone is distracting counting down the new year, he'll sneak in a quick, new year's kiss-one of the few, rare times he'll do PDA in front of his family.

If he's by himself or just with his darling, he'll probably just spend it inside and relax. He'd read majority of the day away, unless darling has something planned. He would cook for you, u less you wanted to cook for him. He wouldn't want to eat out somewhere, because he wants it to be a quiet moment. So expect just a simple night, talking and relaxing the night away until the countdown, where he kisses you more passionately than he would have in front of the troupe.

"If fate will allow it, lets try to spend the rest of this year together, too."

Machi-

Machi, like Chrollo, is definitely more reserved. She'd prefer to stay indoors, but go on a walk at night. She'd also like to watch the countdown as well, but don't expect a kiss from her unless you've been together for some time. You'll have to be the one to initiate that.

If she's partying with the troupe, it's one of the more rare times you can see her true feelings. No pressure to do well in a hiest, none of her family is in danger, ect. She can just enjoy the moment. First thing, she'd probably ask Chrollo if he already has any plans for the new year. "So, what are you planning to do for a great new year, boss?" *She'd ever so slightly smile.

Feitan-

By far, the least of a party person here, unless it involves kidnapping or torturing. So it's not too surprising when he enjoys himself at a troupe party. He can hang out with his murder bro (Phinks) and probably play a prank or two with Shal on said murder bro. He gets into a shots battle with either Uvo or Phinks (maybe even both) to see who doesn't pass out from so many shots....or get alcohol poisoning.

If he's by himself, he does literally nothing. He doesn't see it as too different of a day. Although, of course, he does like the 'new year, new me' thing. and by that, I mean he'll try out different methods of torture. If his darling is there with them, he might slightly bring up spending time with them, but only if they're aware of his...career.

"...Hey, You....like...come torture....with me?" *Of course, that's his broken way of inviting you to torture some poor souls with him.

Shalnark-

Finally! Someone who loves to party! If he's spending time with the troupe, you can bet he's one of the main people who keep it awesome. He'll bring most of the party games. And of course, play most of the new years pranks (on anyone but Chrollo and Machi. He doesn't want to bug Machi, knowing how cold she is, and while the boss wouldn't mind, there's no way he'd be able to catch him off gaurd.) He, Paku, Shizuku, and Machi usually set up the decorations if they're feeling extra festive. Oh, and expect a bunch of selfies and pictures from the party if you're not there.

If he isn't at a troupe party, then he's probably party hopping around. He'd bring his darling with him, too. He'd get into the most bizarre and fun parties. If there is a bouncer who won't let him in, he can just stick him with an antenna. Though, he probably won't have to, considering he was preparing for this and has already hacked into most party systems to add his name, and brings you as his plus one. Expect a very sweet kiss from this boy at the countdown. You two only go home once one of you is hammered. If it's you, he laughs and comments on how much fun you had. "Haha! Looks like someone had fun!" If it's him, he'll have his arm wrapped around you and drunkenly slur, "Y'know baby, this was a great bew year...ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick.."

Uvogin-

Alcohol. Is it much of a surprise? I think not. Shalnark brings most of the games, and Uvo brings the alcohol. I'm talking beer, wine, ale, mead, whiskey, just about anything and everyone's favorite, including their favorite brand. And when I say the life of the party, I mean the life of the party. You think Shal and Fei's pranks bring the chaos? That ain't nothin' compared to our very own Uvogin's capabilities. On top of being very chaotic, he's also very loud. Probably the main reason why, if they choose to put on music, it has to be turned up so loud....he's also probably the one who puts it on in the first place after getting so drunk.

If he's not with the troupe for New Years, he's probably raiding other people's parties, but not in the way Shalnark does. Shalnark just infiltrates those places and kills maybe 3-0 people. Uvo, on the other hand, full on raids the party. (mostly for the 'good stuff') He might even hurt someone simy to see others react, though. But if that's way too much chaos for his darling, he'll keep the violence to a minimum. But expect to get very drunk. Because he'll be handing you lots of cans, and saying "Drinks on me all night!...and these other fellas, too! Hahaha!"

Phinks-

Where would Phinks be, if not with his murder bro(Feitan)? Of course, he would love to have a party with his family and it'll be a blast. Though, other than trying to best Uvo in their annual shots game, he'll mostly be chasing Shal and Fei around for the dumb pranks they pull on him. Of course, he doesn't do this the entire time. He also really likes to socialize, too! He'll just be having a casual conversation, mostly with Feitan, The boss, Shal, Uvo, or Kortopi.

If he's not partying with his gang, he'll probably stay indoors, but still throw a full on party. He doesn't have to have 70 people at a party to have fun. Though, he does have a tradition of New Years Giving, where people give things to him...and by that, I mean he walks around every night and just takes what he wants while everyone is distracted. Of course, he won't always do this. If his darling asks him to stay inside, he will. He can still have a nice New Years with just the two of you!

"Mm, ok. I won't go stealin' or raiding anything, tonight. But, only on the condition you spend the rest of the year with me." He chuckles, delivering a very cheesey kiss after a very cheesey line.

Pakunoda-

She likes to bring in all the games. Pakunoda has always been, other than Chrollo and Shalnark, the adhesive of the group. Could they all get along just fine without them? Of course. They've known each other since forever. But those three still really help keep the peace. So it's not surprising she, along with Shal, likes to bring in all the games. Mostly the fun, team bonding ones. Though majority of them never get played, it's still fun. She also usually brings most of the food. She's actually quite the cook. Her, Machi, and Chrollo make most of the food. Sometimes, the others will order a couple of items and pick them up, back that's about it. At these parties, she loves to casually socialize and just watch her family do what they do. Create chaos, play pranks and games, argue, laugh, ect.

If there is no party with them, she actually probably just plays a couple of games with her s/o, cooks something nice, and has some nice champagne. Pretty much the stereotypical couple's night on New Years.

Shizuku-

If there's a party, it takes her a bit to arrive. She either gets lost, or forgets where she's going. She's supposed to bring some snacks or games or decorations, but she forgot them at home. So she'll probably just...get everyone some coffee? Yeah, people like coffee, why not on New Years? Oh, a member doesn't like coffee? Oh yeahhhh....Oh well, too late now. She'll try better next year. She likes to watch everyone play games, but also has a blast playing them herself. She also updates everyone how much more time is left until the new year....but forgets to check the last second. So it usually ends up being Machi, Chrollo, or Shalnark that let's everyone know its the last minute of the year.

If she's not at that party, she doesn't do anything. She honestly doesn't care too much. Unless her s/o has something planned, or asks her to do something, then she'll go. But other than that, she doesn't care much. In fact, she doesn't care too much about the countdown, and will just go to bed. She might refuse to get up, even if her s/o asks her to. The best way to get her to get up is to tell her there's fireworks outside. She likes watching those.

[cureofthenonesense]

“What’s your unpopular hxh headcanon-“

“Well, obviously it’s that Illumi really does love his brother and just doesn’t know how t—-“

“That’s such a basic bitch fucking answer—“

YOU GUYS WANNA KNOW THE REAL ANSWER?? YOU WANT A REAL ANSWER??

EVERYONE (of age) IN THE PHANTOM TROUPE WAS IN A POLYCULE. EVERYONE.

THATS MY REAL FUCKING ANSWER

[hhighkey]

life update no one needs - migraines have actually ruined my life for months now and i’m seeing a neurologist and may need surgery???,, my bf who does triathlons got hit by a car while on his bike literally crossing while he had right away and dude drove off (babes is ok), and somehow i wrote 10k words in a day?? while working 9 hours today bc im an engineer anyways thank god for the weekend bc ew

[la-squadra1234]

Can you do phantom troupe play dates head canons with their daughters (the one you did head canons for)

Yesss ofcccc!

Full credit to la-squadra1234

I don’t remember exactly what I did, but I’m pretty sure I said something along the lines of shalnarks daughter has a play date with uvogins daughter and they play video games or something like that so correct me if I’m wrong, but I am going to do that

Shalnark and uvogin’s daughters having a play date…

 There would be no arguments between the two

They would play video games, almost the entire time

Shalnarks daughter have the newest consuls and games so of course they had to play for basically the entire time

 They would definitely play card games if they are not playing video games

Uvogins daughter is teaching shalnarks daughter on what a burn book is, and how to make it

And yes, they end up making a burn book

Full of all of the phantom troupe members

And their friends, or their enemies

And the phantom troupe enemies

 they would take a bunch of pictures together

And they would print the pictures out and tape them and put it onto their walls

 They would have a competition to see who can drink their water bottle the fastest

Shalnarks daughter would try her hardest to get uvogins daughter to get away from all of the T-shirts, and tank tops, and try to make her wear a dress

 They would definitely do each other’s hair

They would tell each other all of their secrets

 If they were allowed to go outside, they would go to a store and get clothes

Uvogins daughter would do embarrassing/funny dances, out in public

And shalnarks daughter would run away and act as if she doesn’t know uvogins daughter

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed it as much as I did writing this. This was really fun to write.

BTW Honestly, I’m probably going to end the three day limit of me having to write a story in three days or less because it’s just too much and it’s adding way too much pressure onto me and I feel like it would be better for me and everybody if I could create a story when I am fully concentrated on just doing that and not stressed out about making post so I’m going to end that

I will see everybody in the next post Bye now!

[guubiiz]

. . . and incest. phantom troupe u are NOT safe !

p*ss kink has been running wild 2day . . . la squadra u are NOT safe !

[starlitiris]

Hi, I wanted to say I adore your writing!! You don't have to do this request if you don't want to, but I'd love to hear your headcannons for how the troupe (or specifically Uvo, Pakunoda, and Shalnark) react to an s/o that likes to give them love bites♡ (Not sexually, just affectionate biting!)

I sincerely apologize for being months late to this holy shit, I had a lot of shit going on right after i got this ask and i was just tired and OUGH but here it is

I hope my goofy ass writing makes up for the wait </3 and I hope I didn’t make them too out of character 😭 been a minute since I wrote for hxh

And ty for enjoying my writing i’m very glad that you do!!!

If anyone wants me to do this for other hxh characters, phantom troupe or otherwise, LMK!!! I’d love to give that a shot >:)

Love Bites! (Phantom Troupe Headcanons)

Shalnark

- I can imagine you and Shal are cuddling on the couch in the home you share

- He has an arm around you, holding you close while he scrolls through whatever on his phone

- You don’t know what he’s looking at. Nor do you care. You want attention.

- You gently grab the hand that’s on you and CHOMP

- Well. It’s not really a CHOMP. It’s just a little nibble.

- “Huh?-“ He looks at you.

- He looks befuddled.

- But then he smiles!

- Intrigued and amused, he asks: “What are you doing?”

- “You’re not paying attention to me, so I’m making you,” you tell him with a devious little smirk

- “Oh, really?” The amusement in his expression morphs into something much more mischievous.

- “Uh huh,” you say before biting his fingers again, a little harder this time

- “Hey!” He shouts through a giggle

- He grabs one of your hands and bites YOU. Not any harder than you bit him, though. He wouldn’t wanna hurt his beloved <3

- You squeal and try to pull your hand away, but he doesn’t let you.

- He keeps nipping at you while you giggle and screech at him to stop

- Eventually he tackles onto your back on the couch

- He squishes your sides attacks your shoulder, neck and ear with playful nibbles

- “SHAL!” You laugh. “S-STOP IT!!”

- “What? I’m giving you attention now, isn’t this what you wanted?” He retorts before resuming his attack

- I’m sorry, Reader. You lost this battle.

Pakunoda

- Arghh your girlfriend/fiancée/wife is so pretty

- You adore her so much. Sooo so much that you cannot put it into words

- You can put it into actions, though!

- With the utmost love and care, you lift her hand to your face, kiss the back of her hand, and very very gently nibble on her dainty wrist.

- She makes a small noise indicating she was caught off guard, and she looks at you with a look of befuddlement

- “What on earth are you doing?” She asks

- You remove her wrist from your teeth and look up at her with a sweet lil smile. “Biting you.”

- “Why?” She raises an eyebrow at you.

- “Because I love you.”

- She stares

- And blinks

- Then smiles, emitting a chuckle

- “You are strange,” she tells you.

- “Does this bother you?” You ask, not wanting her to be uncomfortable.

- “Not at all, my love.”

- You grin and gently nibble at her wrist again.

- Strange as you may be, she finds you adorable.

- This will become a common occurrence.

Uvogin

- You and Uvo are having a picnic date!! Cute!!

- Right now you’re listening to him ramble on about a recent job he had

- He retells his favorite moments from the adventure enthusiastically

- You love watching him get enthusiastic and passionate about things. Even if it is, uh… theft and murder sometimes. But you find it charming!

- “-Anyway, you should’ve been there. It was the most fun I had on a job in a while!” He finishes his story and takes a big ol’ bite from his sandwich.

- An idea strikes you. Muhaha

- “Hey Uvo, gimme your hand,” you tell him, reaching out your own two hands to hold his massive one

- “Huh? Why?”

- “Just gimme. Give.”

- He gives you a questioning look before complying and giving his hand to you.

- You grab it, pull it closer to you and chomp one of his fingies

- You don’t bother with being gentle. The man has iron skin, you could probably bite him as hard as possible and it would barely tickle

- Uvogin snorts. “What the hell are you doing?”

- You let go. “What’s it look like?”

- “Why are you biting me?” He grins, finding your goofy ass to be very cute and charming as always.

- “Cause I wanna!” You bite him again.

- “Fuckin’ weirdo.” He lets you gnaw away at his hand and continues eating his sandwich.

- He snickers when you literally say “grr” as you’re biting him.

- He loves you. He loves you and all your quirks.

Sorry if this was too short but i hope you enjoyed nonetheless 🕺

[misscherrys-world]

Welcome back to:

Random things I think about:

Smut version

Shalnark

He’s my fav boy after Chrollo because he’s more my type than Chrollo hehehe 🤭

Still I like Chrollo but Shal? Oh boy I would be his little good girl 🥰🎀

Warnings: nsfw, blackmailing, shal is a bully, me being very weird while describing, insults.

MDNI

This one would be a little more spicy.. with some smutty descriptions on top..

The horniest mf you’ll ever meet in your life, hornier than Hisoka.

His mind is so dirty you can’t tell because of his innocent face.

He’s experienced. Most likely he started with women in their mid thirties.

He started having sex after he hit puberty by a year or 2. Weird yes very true. But let’s be honest he’s the creepiest member of the troupe. Change my mind.

The fact he was kissed by Uvo in hxh 1999 was hilarious. And it was upsetting they didn’t recreate this scene in the 2011 adaptation.

If you caught his eyes, everything you do or say will turn him on. You coughed? He’s aroused. You hit your small toe and whined? He’s aroused. You’re sighing from exhaustion? He’s aroused. You’re talking about anything? He’s aroused.

He would come out of the blue and ask you if you both can spend a night together *wink*.

Very up straight to the point. He won’t start by saying he likes you. No, let’s fuck..

He doesn’t say let’s make love, he prefers to “fuck you”

He may doesn’t seem mean but he’s the meanest person you’ve ever met.

If you’re a member of the spiders he will definitely bully you, not just teasing, bullying, he won’t stop until you cry out of frustration.

You’re crying? He’s turned on.

You’ll hate him for humiliating you in front of everyone.

Manipulative mf.

A bigger gaslighter than Chrollo.

Toxic as fuck

He’s a sadistic. Into bondage and shit like that.

He’s a freak in the bed, very weird kinks. Some of them you never heard of.

Definitely into knife playing. He loves seeing the person he’s fucking terrified. Turns him on.

He owns many sex toys just to torture you.

He is determined to get you underneath him.

Once he’s succeeded, he’ll record you without you knowing. Just for him to watch you again begging him to give you his dick.

Would literally blackmail you to have sex or he’ll tell all the troupe and your friends how much of a whiny little slut you are begging for his attention.

Would definitely touch you while you’re sleeping. And record that too.

The record of him touching you while you’re sleeping is the record he blackmails you with.

He honestly not sympathetic at all, he looks at everyone as they are toys. You’re his new toy.

You feel butterflies all over your tummy every time he passes by you, he would smile at you, you’ll be a blushing mess, and you hate yourself for that you’re supposed to hate him not to catch feelings.

So this is it. I would definitely write a sfw one soon. Tell me what do you think, and what you agree and disagree with. 🤍🎀

I tried to describe him as his ture personality as possible.

[masakuterarr]

IMPORTANT! ❤️ POTENTIAL MERCH

I genuienly need your help- my idea was to get myself an acrylic stand of this artwork as soon as I finish it- But then I was like- Hold up- WOUDL YOU GUYS WANT ONE TOO??? Cuz if so... I cold order a bunhc of them and make a small first special acrylic stand of it 😭🫠 I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT but i don't know if people are interested in buying it.... ofc I would try to make it as cheap as possible but yeah... woudl you wanna buy one? 👉👈

(still a wip btw)

[opalwatch]

can we have it so all of the icky evil gross ones (tserriednich, benjamin, camilla) die a horrible death and then everyone else survives and kacho comes back to life please and thank you mister togashi (sale sale stays dead tho <3)

[spidersinyourshoes]

it’s yeehaw time bros

I’m so. normal about this. So many sketches and ideas but these are the ones that are presentable rn👍

No, Feitan doesn’t actually consume his drink (he don’t feel like putting his collar down) he’s just holding it to look cool <3

Kortopi and Bonolenov are poncho bros fr fr I tried to incorporate parts of Bono’s design into his outfit as well but it was so hard to do lmaoo

But was this whole thing just an excuse to draw Uvo in assless chaps? maybe. The world may never know. Also he is literally so hard to draw for no reason like wth i struggled so much????

Also I have some very important (have no value other than that they made me giggle a bit) factoids (literally just made them up) about cowboy PT:

- Feitan has one of the tallest horses in the troupe but has to keep thinking of creative ways to get on bc he refuses to use a step stool like a normal person

- Shal used to be the one to drive the wagon but he got so diabolical with it that Franklin is now the designated driver

- Nobunaga carries this big ass rifle with him everywhere he goes and has been banned from multiple establishments because of it

- Phinks has been banned from the local saloon for starting one too many bar fights. Also he’s probably a bull rider in his free time? idk why it just makes sense somehow.

- Machi is a roper (obviously)

anyway i’ll probs do some more drawings when the art juices have returned to me and when i have time i’ll try to color some of these. I just know that this very niche thing is going to take over my mind for the foreseeable future so have fun with the yeehaw bullshit that i’ll be posting <3

[luffyvace]

Uvogin x reader who’s as big as him ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Loll i thought this would be cute and funny!

His reaction to you being as big as him depends on your status to him

if your a passerby and the troupe’s current goal is to wreck havoc he’ll have fun beating up someone the size of him 😃

just because he’s not fighting “tiny ants” for once

- Uvogin

but if your in the troupe or good friends from meteor

he is definitely a lot more happy about you being bigger like him

now you’ve been promoted from a tiny ant to an equal 😎

sparring with him is always fun

and handy since he’s really strong so he definitely pushes your limit, making you stronger too!

if you don’t like to spar he’ll probably throw punches at you anyway and basically make you fight by attacking so you at least have to defend

he probably went up to you first and started a conversation after he saw you two were the same size

he likely started the convo like the two of you were old friends

it’s that moment when you instantly hit it off with someone because of a big similarity you share

(get it?! a big similarity?! 😆)

if your in the troupe he’d enjoy partnering up with you a lot

you, him and nobunaga may become a trio

you two probably earn a unspoken nickname of giant duo or something like that

arm wrestling is a thing.

no questions asked.

seriously tho he practically makes you, like how he makes you spar

sparring is more like play fighting for him 😂 (just for the record)

drinking contests is also a thing 😋 (if you like to)

ngl I’m betting that he might win-

LOL

of course we love reader here 💪💋💪💋 (HAHAHHAHA)

but just knowing how many beers he chugged that one time I gotta bet on him 🤷‍♀️

he likes your strength, might I mention

of course he does!

even if you don’t work out/kill your still probably stronger than most because of your height

muscles or not

picking each other up is a back and forth thing

Most times when you do it’s to throw him……for being a jerk

but he usually does it to you in an affectionate way

plus he thinks it’s funny if you don’t like it

so he may do it just to annoy you

but it’s also good to be able to pick each other up if the other is over exerted from a fight

also..

(if you have them…..)

flexing and seeing who has bigger muscles is a friendly competition til it’s not

then it becomes a sparring match and whoever wins has bigger muscles

despite the physics of who’s is actually bigger 😊👍

Whoever’s is stronger must be bigger right?? 🤨

but if you somehow manage to keep it from turning into sparring then it’s really goofy

”hurrr look at MY big musclessss!!” 💪💪

”noooo! Mine are biggerrrrr” 💪💪💪💪

”lies! Obviously mine are the biggest” 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

”HURRRR! See! *obviously straining* mine are even bigger than yours!” 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

he’s not very romantic in conclusion

it’s more like a queer platonic relationship

because he’s definitely still very physically affectionate towards you (more than anyone else <3)

his love languages are obviously physical touch and quality time

you two are practically inseparable

mostly because Uvo tags along any outing you go to

he’s bored and your the most interesting person he knows

and especially as one he can relate to,

he’s very prone to following you around 🤷‍♀️💗

and then we have physical touch!

where regardless of whether you like it or not (he does not listen to any complaints you have) he kisses you randomly throughout the day!

a kiss when you get up, a kiss when you go out, a kiss after not seeing each other for a long time, a kiss after a favor- WHENEVER!

kisses, kisses, kisses.

kisses? kisses.

he will also casually throw an arm around your shoulder pretty often

which you might mind a lot less

if your in the troupe they’ve pretty much gotten used to his affectionate ways so thankfully they don’t make fun of you (except maybe shal and fei)

they don’t see you two as weak because of it so don’t worry

he does it to them too after all so they know how you feel 😭

especially shal 🤦‍♀️💖

which not to mention shal is probably close to you as well

uvo basically makes all his friends your friends too

just because he likes seeing his people together

so even if your not in the troupe and your from meteor,

once he fully trusts you, you’ll get introduced to the troupe in a jiffy 😂💜

I love this concept it’s adorable

I’ve seen some Uvo stans out there before, so here’s to adding to the little content there is for him ♡

[0asisbliss]

Parings: Shalnark x Fem!Reader

Reader doesn’t know how to use nen, Slight appearance from Uvogin, and Machi. 

A/N: This was so fun making. I’ve been dragging this out for sooo long and I finally posted it. Sorry for any spelling errors.

It’s been months since shit went south in the world. It’s the same routine. You wake up to your boyfriend hacking into the light system of the place you used to pay your bills to. He keeps them on for you since you didn’t know how to work the system. You went over to him to give he a small kiss on the forehead. Which he always leaned into. Shalnark enjoyed your affection. You’re the one thing that keeps him going with all this shit going on.

Now with you it could be better.

Even though you’ve never left this place in almost a year you loved that Shalnark hasn’t left you behind. He’s strong. Really strong to you. You didn’t want to really admit it, but you kinda depended on him to protect you. He hasn’t gave you any weapons yet though he has taught you how to use a gun. He doesn’t want you to hurt yourself that was his reasoning with not letting you go out, and having any weapon. He was sticking with it too.

After you greeted Shalnark goodmorning you went to the kitchen to check in the cabinet what you could make for each other. Occasionally you would hear screams outside, groans, and sorrowful moans. It would pain your heart hearing those screams. As you get the cereal out the cabinet you hear the sound of a baby crying. The cries got audibly louder. You looked over at Shalnark at his desk, and he was still staring at his computer now doing something different. You saw a whole bunch of numbers and letters covering the screen. Did he not hear that?

You heard a knock on the door. You turned around to see who would enter when Shalnark opened the door. A big man with a tall statue came inside of you and Shalnark’s hideout. It was Uvogin you smiled at the sight of him you were glad he was still here.

You walked over to greet him.

“Hey Uvo.” You embraced Uvogin with a tiny hug which he returned.

“Hey (Reader) what have you guys been up to huh? He asked taking a seat on the couch.

“Nothing really trying to figure out these code boss gave me.”

“Still haven’t figured that out Shal.” Uvogin’s bell rumbled with his laugh.

They shared small talk after you went back to kitchen make cereal.

The cry. You can still hear it. It’s so loud. Do they not hear it.

You walked over to the window to look out of it you were about to hold up the blinds before Shalnark stopped you.

He grabbed your waist and guided your hand gently from the blinds.

“Lovely? What are you up to hm?”

“The baby Shal you hear it right?”

“No lovely I don’t hear anything at all. Actually come away from the window now.” Without giving you time to move Shalnark moved you away from the window.

“It’s a whisperer ain’t it Shal.” Uvogin boomed with a grin. Uvogin found it funny how caring you were.

On the other hand you were confused. What the hell did he mean by that?

“What’s a whisperer?”

“It’s a form of-.”

Uvogin was interrupted by Shalnark explaining what you thought you heard.

What you didn’t know that half of the things that were outside weren’t what you thought they were. There are categories to all of the “Zombies” that have cursed the world you live in and Shalnark was determined to keep you safe from it by any means necessary.

“Don’t worry about it lovely. How about you lay back down it’s probably just your imagination.” Shalnark mentioned with a soft tone. There was this gleam in his eye you couldn’t get out of your head when you went back in your room to lay back down like he said.

It wasn’t something you saw in Shalnark often. It wasn’t something new to see though. You mostly only saw it when he came back from “work.” You didn’t really want to lay down and rest. You needed to know whose baby that was, but by now they’re probably dead.

Yes, it wasn’t anything new to hear or even see. After all this time you still weren’t used to all of this happening around you, and the worst part about all of this is that Shalnark is treating this like it’s something that is very usual.

When actually you’ve be able to keep quiet on the situation for the longest. You’re still freaking the fuck out in your mind. All this is too much for you and at the same time Shalnark isn’t letting you out of this fucking apartment.

You had to get up and confront him. This was getting starting to be to much the pressure from hearing that poor baby cry has gotten to your mind. Maybe just asking to go with him to get resources will be enough to clear your mind.

As you get out of bed you feel tears well at your eyes. Why were you crying again? It was this empty painful feeling that was overwhelming you as you made your way to the your living room. It wasn’t even yours it was just empty when Shalnark brought you there. You stood at the doorframe of the living room and mistakenly heard Uvogin and Shalnark’s conversation.

“She has to leave this place at some point Shal.” Uvogin said with a slightest bit of concern in his voice.

“No. If I have to chain her down to that bed back there because her dumb curiosity gets the best of her I will.”

What the hell?!

You gasped as you heard Shalnark’s response. Shalnark eyed the doorframe at which you were standing at.

“Lovely? Uh. You okay?” Shalnark asked this trying play everything out.

“What the fuck do you mean by that?”

Uvogin chuckled at your response watching this all unfold like a person watching a drama series.

“Lovely. Let’s discuss this later okay? How about you go back to the room. You should still get some rest-.”

“No what the fuck is going on Shalnark? I’m sick and tired of you hiding shit from me.”

“Okay. Sit.” The single word sent shivers down your spine. It was a cold command with no emotion behind it scared you how Shalnark could switch so fast.

You hesitated but sat down. Uvogin got up and patted Shalnark on the back nodding to him like he knew something that he didn’t. He left and closed the door behind him. Shalnark moved closer to you and kissed you on your forehead.

“How do you feel lovely hm? Scared? And if you are of what?”

You weren’t sure. Was it the situation you were in? The atmosphere? Him?

“I don’t know Shal.” You gulped hard when you felt his hand move to your thigh.

“Maybe we should go out yeah? You need fresh air. Let’s go now.”

You still had your pajamas on and you weren’t prepared to go out. You weren’t ready at all. You’ve been stuck in this apartment for months. There’s no way you can survive out there for a second.

“You have me.”

Almost like he was replying to your thoughts Shalnark reassured you that he was going to protect you.

The thing is you always wanted to know what Shalnark did. He knew what to protect you from, but you never did.

Shalnark grabbed the keys and took your hand to lead you out the door. You tripped over your bedroom shoes a little bit because of how he was pulling you. It was like a child trying to pull their mother show to something.

You two got outside and before you stepped out it the abandoned apartment building Shalnark checked around to make sure it was safe for you to come out.

He held his hand out for you to grab which you did. He lead you to a car.

“This is what Shalnark must take when he’s getting food.”

“Isn’t a car a little too loo d for a zombie apocalypse?” You try to joke and lighten the mood.

Shalnark laughs at your little joke.

“We’ll be fine. I promise.”

Shalnark starts to drive and you look out the window. You start reminisce about your past life with Shalnark. Yeah. it wasn’t the best, but it was little better than now. I mean you two had your own place your own jobs. Though according to Shalnark he still has his.

Shalnark parks in the parking lot where the mall is located. Shalnark gets out the car and you immediately follow him.

You two go into the mall and it was filled with zombies. They all looked weirdly different though. You mouth a gasp tears start to well at your eyes.

They all started to come towards you and Shalnark.

“Shalnark please help what the hell-!”

You had a gun in your back pack. You got it out and started to shoot at the zombies. You shot three of them before you ran out of bullets. You cussed yourself under your breath and looked and Shalnark.

He was gone. There was a empty feeling in you. It’s like the world was spinning slower and everything around you paused.

This what I’m talking about. Do you understand this situation? How dead you would be if you didn’t have me?

A woman with pink hair popped out the corner and the zombie all stop in their tracks, and are dismembered. Shalnark jumps down, and grabs you.

“See? This is what could happen if you ever think of leaving me. Without me you don’t have protection.”

Shalnark wraps his arms around your waist and hugs you he gives you small kisses on your forehead, while you mumble out little I love you’s and sorry’s. You didn’t know why you were saying sorry you just were. You look up and the pink haired woman was gone.

“Let’s go home yeah?”

He was right.

You would die if you didn’t have him.

[masakuterarr]

i coudln't resit :>

pahntom troupe but mysic

shut up its midnighr ive been up for 18 hours straight i will not spell anything correctly

what instrumenst do i think the troupe play lets find out

kortopi plays the flute. just because. i think he would be a woodwindsy guy and silver looks good on him. and if he performs imagine him in a little dress suit and a bow tie that gets covered up by his long ass hair

feitan plays violin. hes high strung so i gave him high strings.

please laugh.

in all seriousness i think hed want to connect to his birthplace at least a little bit so it would be violin or erhu. and he plays purely for fun but he is quite good

according to my old headcanon i said shal plays the cello. .... yknow what younger me you had a good point. its not very fitting with his personality but it just is one of those unexpected things he does. he just plays cello. and anyone who heard a cello before knows those things sound amazing.

phinks plays guitar. side effect from travel, he heard it a lot and found one of his own and learned just a few songs but theyre good. he cannot improv or read music but with repetition and practice hes a fast learner.

nobunaga knows shamisen or koto. cant decide which but probably shamisen. i still believe he studied with machi so he picked up on asian culture (im hard assuming kirimori valley is based on japan) and he chose to pursue music since that helps to stabilize nen. he probably forgot by now but he used to be decent

machi plays all strings. thats it. she just can. shes familiar enough with strings that she can essentially play anything she wants as long as she applies the appropriate music theory. shes goated

paku also plays the flute. maybe she even taught it to kortopi. who knows. its a personal passion she carries when she has the time and she is damn good at it. she may have even been recruited into a couple of orchestras for jobs or for fun but they never last.

chrollo has experience with wind instruments and percussion. works well with mallets for some unknown reason and has learned how to read all clefs. even altoclef. hes weird like that. with wind his favorite i would say is.... idk probably clarinet. hes a clarinet kind of guy. but he knows how to play various brass and woodwinds

and bono of course plays himself though he may have taught himself piano. opportunities to actually play piano might not be often but he'll be happy to touch some ivory every now and then.

and thats my music nerd rant/old headcanon that im refreshing.

yippee