#utumno shenanigans

[a-world-of-whimsy-5]

Lungorthin : What do we do?

Orcs : Obey the master!

Lungorthin : What do we don't do?

Orcs : Give the master coffee!

Gothmog : When will you let that go?

Nári pointing to the crude phallus drawn on a nearby wall : The day you successfully wash that off.

[lemoneyshipz]

hello hello and here is the the pirate! au from here that i cooked up so far:

melkor was a navy official turned rouge and already made a name for himself by the time he recruited mairon

he was careless and got caught( not the first time either) , his ship, Utumno, was lost in his capture and his crew scattered. he tried to sweet talk this little blacksmith into helping him escape, didn’t expect to get genuinely impressed by him and developing a crush👀.

mairon was a black smith for the navy army that no one took seriously until melkor came along. he ended up helping Melkor secure a second ship, Angband, as well as track down rest of the crew too.

mairon was the last to join the crew but rised up to the first mate position pretty quickly and everyone liked him enough

they were able to loot much more efficiently after mairon came along bc at least someone among them is finally making attack plans

mairon handles all the pawning and trading of the loots as well as keeping records, rationing, and supply managing too.

he seriously wonders how the crew made it this far without him

he’s like “im surrounded by idiots” but endearingly

Mairon’s best friend in the crew outside of melkor is thuringwethil

the feanorians are a noble family, melkor stole their prized family heirloom during his second jail break just for shits and giggles. Feanor demanded the court to do something, when he was rejected, the family seized a ship and went after captain morgoth themselves and are now also considered pirates by the court

id like to think they were forced to work together at some point much to the dismay of either crew. Melkor especially doesn’t like how the youngest of the feanorians is looking at his first mate.

seriously just give me ofmd style shenanigans

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at last as they were surrounded by the navy army, Melkor commanded mairon to take their remaining crew and flea, as a final order from his captain.

on the far away shore watching the ship they once called home ablaze, one of the crew members asks “what will we do now, captain?” it took mairon a second to realize they were referring to him.

on the day of Melkor’s execution, mairon was in the audience in disguise.

Right before the floor board falls, Melkor’s gaze met with mairon’s. He smiles to him, and mairon had to look away, blinking away the tears as the crowd erupts in cheers

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honestly feel free to add on to this!! i might come back to add more to it too, and maybe i draw up some designs as well after my finals who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[dalliansss]

Fanfic end of the year:

Fics you wanted to write but didn't

fanfic end of the year asks

Oh man, so mANY.... I just have so many damn ideas in my head. Here are a few:

Untitled Modern AU - direct sequel to Red. Featuring Fëanor and Sons, LLP where Fëanor is an appeals court judge and his sons are all lawyers in different practice areas. Melkor is the CEO of the Utumno Group of Companies. Shenanigans happen. Big IP scandal and thievery.

From Cuiviénen with Love - AU spin on the youth of Finwë, Elwë and Míriel in Cuiviénen; the story of how Finwë went for the two of them in courtship, wed, struggled against the dark and eventually undertook the Great Journey westward. Finwë/Míriel/Elwë.

Galvorn Prince - Maeglin as heir presumptive of Thingol. Child of Eöl, son of Elmo and Ìrissë of the Noldor. Most complicated Family Tree ever, because when Maeglin was being made to select a Noldo spouse (people were trying to put Finduilas in his path), he went for Maedhros instead. 🤣 This one is a big 'humbling' for Maeglin.

Pop Notes - Modern AU Mairon/Finrod. Big time businessman Mairon sees Pop Idol Finrod and makes arrangements for a 'date'.

Untitled Timeless Halls AU - Angbang. Small AU. What if Mairon met Melkor just after the Ainur were created, and before the singing of the Great Music.

And that's just some of the louder ideas I have.

@antares0606

[i-did-not-mean-to]

Scribbles and Drabbles 22 breakdown

So, I've caved and made a comprehensive, exhaustive list of my entries. They will be organised according to rating. Inside each rating, you'll find the characters/pairings. Sorry for not tagging all the artists, but I think there's a limit to how many people one can tag 😝

It's rather long, so the list will be under the cut!

Love you all!

🔥NSFW

Angbang

Oops

Fant-ass-tical

All hands on deck

Fëanor/Fingolfin

Blood of my blood, bone of my bone

Melkor shenanigans

Heresy (how WAP ruined everything) (Melkor; Varda/Manwë)

The first marring (Melkor x Melkor, I guess)

Utumno Power Hour with @z-h-i-e (Melkor x Balrogs)

Others

Prey and Predator (Maglor x Ungoliant)

Under the cover of darkness / Someone else (multi Finwëan ships)

A blade's tale (Túrin & Anglachel: NSFW for violence)

Temper (NSFW for violence)

💖SFW - Shippy

Russingon

Crown Jewels

Sunset

You're an ocean, beautiful, and blue...I wanna swim in you AND Red, the blood of angry men!

Copper and crystal memories

Angbang

New, and a bit alarming...

Silvergifting

A tale of ice (cream) and fire (SFW-ish)

Glorestor

The Golden Flower Emporium

Others

Flowery Words (SamFro)

One day (Daemags)

Moth & Flame (Andreth/Aegnor)

Coming back (Elwing/Eärendil)

🤗SFW - Gen

Valar

Eru's instrument (Manwë & Eru)

A good day's work (Manwë & Yavanna)

Lord Oromë in His Forest

Lord Ulmo’s Sea

Feline Frustration (Námo & cats)

I'm Not Locked in Here With You, You're Locked in Here With Me (Námo & Fëanor)

"The JuDgler" or "Ball and chain" (Námo & Fëanor)

Like a satellite (Melkor & space)

Sauron

The Contest of Finrod and Sauron (Finrod & Sauron)

The House of the Green Siren (Modern!AU Sauron)

Finwëans

Prometheus or the flame that stole itself away (Fëanor)

Full brother in heart (Fëanor & Fingolfin)

Presentation Practice (Fëanor/Nerdanel & baby Mae)

Like bubbles trapped in crystal (Nerdanel & Anairë - sadness)

I know I've loved you before (Maedhros & Maglor)

This is my fightsong (Caranthir & Angrod)

Up and away (Celegorm & Curufin & Celebrimbor)

Postcard from Eregion (Celebrimbor & Galadriel)

Bits and bobs and a tooth (Elrond & cursed objects)

A distant glimmer (Kidnap fam)

Healing (Elrond & Maglor)

Others

Shipwrecked (Voronwë)

Elwing and the Silmaril

A fateful question (Díor & Lúthien)

An ocean that could burn (unknown Noldo)

Campaign 1.0 : The Silmarillion (Túrin, Sauron, Maeglin, & Thorin Oakenshield)

Another forest (Three Hunters -> Hogwarts)

🎁Treats

A toast to the groom (Glorestor) 🔥

A sunny day (Russingon) 💖

The Tirion Tattler (Russingon) 💖

Treatises and Truths (page 54) (unknown baby & elves)🤗

Maglor's Masterplan (Maglor & Elrond) 🤗

[councilofelrond]

Arda Folk Music Genres: Villain Edition! Inspired by this post by @avantegarda!

Utumno/Almaren Umaiar

I Just Met The Hottest Person

Fuck The Valar I Like Murder Now

I Have A Pointy Stick And That’s Your Problem

I Really Like My Pointy Stick

I Named My Pointy Stick

Fuck The Lamps

Fuck The Valar

This Guy Mairon Just Deflowered My Boss And I Don’t Know How To React

This Guy Mairon Is Cool Actually

This Guy Mairon Made Me A Second Pointy Stick

Oh Hey Snow!

It Is Simply Too Cold

Cold Bad

I Miss Almaren This Sucks

Worth It Now I Have A House

Shit There Goes The House

Angband

I’ve Got Booze And That’s Now Your Problem

How Many Different Ways Can I Stomp My Feet

The Boss Got Mad Laid And I Heard EVERYTHING

It’s Stupidly Cold But We Have Whiskey So It’s All Good

Murder Is Fun

War Is Less Fun

Sauron Is The Worst, Don’t Tell Him I Said That

I Lied Previously Sauron Is The Best Because He Gave Me A Helm

Archers Are Scary

My Spouse Can Kill Elves Really Good

Archers Are Scary And Very Strong

I Drank Some Blood And Now I’m High

I Went To War And Learned About Death And I Don’t Care Because I’m Immortal

Mordor

KALINKA KALINKA KALINKA

Look At My Arms

The Dark Lord Gave Me A Sword

If You Aren’t Careful You Will Die

Spooky Scary Nazgûl

Time To Conquer All Of Middle—I Mean Most Of Middle-earth

Murder Is Fun

How Many Ways Can I Call You A Whore You Horrible Person

My Spouse Has Such Muscles

All Hail The Gravewalker He’s Such A Nice Guy

I Went To War And Learned About Death And I Continued On

Isengard

My Shield-Brothers Are Drunk And I’m Drunk Let’s Sing About How Much We Hate The Wizard

Thank Fuck For Booze

I Just Found Out I’m Supposed To Be A Kid

I Don’t Care About Anything I’m Gonna Transcend My Mortal Form

Blond People Need To Die And I Have To Do It (Ugh)

Can I Have A Refund On Life This Is The Worst

My Mate Is Hot

If Nobody Got Me I Know My Blood-Brother Always Got Me

Isn’t Getting Whipped The Worst

Fuck The Wizard (But Not Really)

The Gravewalker Is Pretty Cool

I Wanna Bang A Dark Lord

Everything Sucks Except Me I’m Amazing And Better Than You

I Went To War And Learned About Death And It Ain’t Shit

[a-world-of-whimsy-5]

Melkor : So I hear the first portion of your name means sword or cutlass?

Langon : Yes, my lord. Why do you ask?

Melkor : Well, because swords and cutlasses cannot compare to "he who arises in might."

Langon : We're not actually talking about the meaning of our names, are we?

[a-world-of-whimsy-5]

Lungorthin: Lord Commander?

Gothmog: Yes?

Lungorthin pulling a green and blue feather out of Gothmog's hair: Since when did you have feathers like this?

Gothmog:.....

Lungorthin:.....

Gothmog: I can explain everything....