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#melkor should be allowed nowhere near caffeine
a-world-of-whimsy-5 · 5 months
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Lungorthin : What do we do?
Orcs : Obey the master!
Lungorthin : What do we don't do?
Orcs : Give the master coffee!
Gothmog : When will you let that go?
Nári pointing to the crude phallus drawn on a nearby wall : The day you successfully wash that off.
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